The whole world of comprehension is my shit shoveling officer

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"Then why didn't you say it earlier?" Xiao Yueqi was speechless, if Fat Sanhua had said it earlier, it would have saved him effort, and he would not have made such a heavy promise to him.

"You didn't ask, and I've already given you hints." Fat Sanhua was confident, he was Party A now, and hoped that Xiao Yueqi, Party B, would be a bit of a force.

Xiao Yueqi opened his mouth, and when he was about to quarrel with him again, he saw Fat Sanhua's two front paws retracted, so he immediately closed his mouth.

Now is not the time to quarrel with Fat Sanhua.

"Then let's continue now." Xiao Yueqi sighed, anyway, things could no longer be changed, and he was destined to learn how to cook for Fat Sanhua.

According to the current situation of him and Fat Sanhua, even if he didn't fall down this time, he would definitely do it next time. It's better to accept this fact earlier.

Fat Sanhua nodded in agreement.

Xiao Yueqi first gave all he had to Fat Sanhua, and Fat Sanhua took them all.

"Then can you move here? We're going to collect some good things elsewhere." Xiao Yueqi was a little worried.

"Wait a minute, I'll give it a try." Fat Sanhua said and started to try.

Bai Ze waited outside for a while, he had already carried nine things on his back.

Seeing that Fat Sanhua still hadn't moved, he simply put down these things and prepared to go outside for a few steps to relax and breathe fresh air.

As a result, just as he put the thing down, Fat Sanhua made a new move.

I saw his butt began to tilt to one side, and his two hind legs moved.

What is this doing?

Such thoughts also appeared in Xiao Yueqi's mind.

Xiao Yueqi just watched their junior brother stepping on the air with half of his body hanging in the air.

In all fairness, the stepping is quite rhythmic.

This is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that he actually moved, slowly left the spot, and walked towards the side.

"That's all right, where are we going now?" Fat Sanhua raised his chin.

Xiao Yueqi hurriedly led the fat cat while bowing his head to collect things.

Anyway, it is certain that they can be taken away now, so he is not too picky.

Xiao Yueqi saw that they were not bad, so he collected them all and put them in Fat Sanhua's mustard space, and Fat Sanhua collected them very quickly.

"There are a little too many things, I need to make room for it." Fat Sanhua felt it.

Xiao Yueqi was surprised. As far as he knew, Fat Sanhua lived in Qifeng on weekdays because of food, clothing, housing and transportation, and he himself didn't use much, so the mustard space was similar to a decoration on weekdays, that is, to put his small blanket. That's all.

His heart moved, and he sneaked forward a little bit, he was really interested in what was in Sha Mao's mustard space.

"Whoohoo-"

Then Xiao Yueqi, who leaned over to watch, was blown across the face by a strong wind.

"What's in your mustard space?!" Xiao Yueqi's expression changed drastically.

"I put a little air brought back from the upper realm, alas, the air in the upper realm is so good, I wanted to give you and the little monsters a good experience, this is a good thing, there is no lower realm." Fat Three Hua's tone still has some pity.

This is the air of the upper realm, not an ordinary thing.

Xiao Yueqi was silent for two seconds.

Fat Sanhua thought that he disliked him for bringing the air back from the upper world, but Xiao Yueqi, who had just turned pale with fright and disliked him, raised his nose, breathed in the fresh air frantically, and sighed at the end.

"Sure enough, it's the air in the upper realm. It's extraordinarily fresh, and it's not comparable to that in the lower realm."

Fat Sanhua smacked his lips.

After releasing all the air in the mustard space, he successfully freed the space again, so he continued to run in the air, cooperating with Xiao Yueqi to bring back all the good things.

The two of them pretended for a full two hours, and Fat Sanhua was tired. He never knew that traveling to another place through the stele was such an exhausting thing.

So the fat cat didn't move, and looked at Xiao Yueqi steadfastly.

"What's the matter?" Xiao Yueqi swallowed nervously, after all, he was their junior, anything could happen.

Fat Sanhua didn't speak, he just opened his mouth.

Xiao Yueqi had a flash of inspiration.

"Are you hungry? If you are hungry, bear with it first. After all, the things here are very precious, and we lost a lot of snacks!" Xiao Yueqi's tone was very excited.

After Fat Sanhua heard this, she silently retracted her paws and prepared to leave.

Since Xiao Yueqi wasn't going to give him food, he had to find something to eat by himself.

"Wait, wait, I'm joking, these things are not as important as the little brother's food. In fact, there are many monsters in the secret realm. These monsters are not available in our side. Do you want to try it? The taste is very delicious." Okay." Xiao Yueqi hurriedly grabbed one of his paws, and smiled apologetically at him.

Fat Sanhua nodded reluctantly, it was more or less like this.

Xiao Yueqi hurriedly started catching monsters to make food.

They had just caught a monster, and footsteps were heard not far away, Xiao Yueqi became nervous, and quickly pushed Fat Sanhua's head, pushing him back to the original place first.

"Brother Xiao, is this...?" It was a monk from Shuixianya who came.

There are two of them.

Just now he found someone here, the monk from Shuixianya was a little nervous, and when he took a closer look, he found that it was Xiao Yueqi, and he was relieved a lot.

Because this secret realm is not a big secret realm that requires people to fight for blood. Under normal circumstances, if there is no personal grievance between themselves, everyone will at most discuss and learn from each other, and will not do anything.

Or the things they wanted overlapped, and as far as they knew, Xiao Yueqi, as a sword cultivator, should be different from what these few law cultivators urgently needed now.

"Isn't there only fifteen things this time? I've already chosen them. I'm bored in my free time. I want to catch two monsters to eat." Xiao Yueqi smiled awkwardly.

The monk of Narcissus Ya: "..."

"Brother Xiao is really in a good mood, then we won't bother, we will go ahead." The two monks left while talking, and Xiao Yueqi could clearly hear their whispers.

"As expected of being Zhu Wenbin's direct disciple, he is really arrogant."

"This is not bad. You don't know that their big apprentice named Qian Gaozhuo was even more irritating, but it is also karma. Now he is in a bottleneck. It seems that he hasn't appeared much in the past two years, nor has he Reputation is out there."

Fat Sanhua knocked Mimi's eyes and revealed a pair of eyes, his tone was very upset: "These two guys obviously look down on us cooking and eating."

Fat Sanhua condemned, is there anything more important in this world than eating?

Obviously no more.

"But what are they talking about, Senior Brother? Has anything happened to Senior Brother before?" Xiao Yueqi focused on another point.

Qian Gaozhuo was most active in the first 100 years when he broke through to the Nascent Soul Stage and the 200 years after entering the Nascent Soul Stage.

At this time, there are still hundreds of years before Xiao Yueqi was born. When Xiao Yueqi got started, Qian Gaozhuo was basically working as a dad, so Xiao Yueqi always thought that their senior brother was the cutest and most sincere good old man in the world. big brother.

The level of talent is not bad, it is the average level of a genius.

In the end, after hearing what these two people said, do their senior brothers have any stories?

In this short period of 2 minutes, Xiao Yueqi quickly made up his mind. He used to be a cold-hearted murderer, and the big brother had lived for hundreds of years, and then a series of things happened, turning him He was completely influenced and became the poignant story of who he is today.

Fat Sanhua is even more dissatisfied with Xiao Yueqi, look, how long has he been a junior brother since he arrived at Qifeng, he has already gotten to know the senior brother, and this kid doesn't know anything about the senior brother, it's really too bad up.

But since the senior brother asked him not to tell others, Fat Sanhua didn't bother to say anything, so Xiao Yueqi made it up by himself.

"Don't think about those messy things, hurry up and cook for me." Fat Sanhua stretched out his claws and slapped Xiao Yueqi's head severely.

"Oh." Xiao Yueqi hurriedly started to make barbecue for him.

"When you go back, don't forget to promise me that you should practice your cooking skills well. My senior brother can fry and cook everything now, but you still only know how to grill." Fat Sanhua was very dissatisfied.

Xiao Yueqi didn't answer, but just turned the piece of meat in his hand.

"Look, look, you can't even cook well, isn't it about to burn again? Don't be distracted!" Fat Sanhua watched for a while, then suddenly screamed loudly.

Xiao Yueqi frantically began to flip the monster's meat.

Fat Sanhua is very worried, will the barbecue made in this way really taste good?

The answer is of course not tasty.

Fat Sanhua only took two mouthfuls, and then vomited it up angrily.

"Don't waste food, it took me a lot of effort to bake this!" Xiao Yueqi looked distressed, seeing that Fat Sanhua didn't want to eat it, he simply ate it by himself.

"Then you can make it more delicious." Fat Sanhua was angry.

Fat Sanhua doesn't want him to cook anymore, he was just wasting ingredients, so he asked Xiao Yueqi to help him beat a few monsters, and he was going to take them back for the big brother to cook for him.

Xiao Yueqi didn't say much from just now, he was always thinking about what those two people said, what did the big brother do back then?

Fat Sanhua collected for him another hour, but he really reached the limit.

"No, I'm going back to sleep. I'm too tired. You collect the things first, and I'll collect them directly tomorrow." Fat Sanhua yawned softly.

Xiao Yueqi's eyes were as big as copper bells.

"Little brother, are you a genius? You can think of this kind of method, so why didn't you think of it earlier?"

Fat Sanhua: "..."

This was the only time when he was not happy at all even though he was praised.

"It's not because I'm too smart, it's just because you're too stupid." Fat Sanhua left after finishing speaking.

Bai Ze outside has been waiting for mushrooms to grow.

"Something happened today, let's talk about it on the way." Fat Sanhua jumped on top of him, Bai Ze complained, but his body started to run honestly.

It was Fat Sanhua who told Bai Ze that he was able to go to the secret realm.

"I'll go!" Then Bai Ze was also shocked, of course he knew that Fat Sanhua was an amazing cat, but this was a bit too amazing.

Everyone knows that the secret realm is a good place, and there are many good things in it. Everyone wants to bring out all the things in the secret realm, but due to the limitations of the secret realm itself, they can't do it at all. In the end, they can only say that it is for Let the materials in the secret realm grow and grow well, so as not to run out of water and catch fish.

This is all just for the sake of the scene. There is usually no one in this secret realm, and all the things in it grow wildly. The cycle that a secret realm can enter is at least one year, and the number of people entering is also very limited. Not many things can be taken away, most of them are rotten and wasted inside.

In order to take away a little more, many sects have done countless experiments, and all of them ended in failure. After hundreds of thousands or even millions of years of experiments, they had to humiliately accept this reality. As soon as Sanhua came, he solved it casually.

"But it's not good, and I'd be very tired if I had to run around myself." Fat Sanhua was very dissatisfied, and it wasn't them who were emotionally tired.

"It's simple, you let them collect all the things first, and then on the last day, you go over and take the things away, wouldn't it be good? It doesn't take long, even a few seconds The task can be completed."

"After all, the secret realm is not Chinese cabbage, it's rare." Bai Ze gave him a popular science.

After Fat Sanhua heard this, he didn't respond for a long time. Bai Ze thought he was falling asleep from exhaustion, but he heard Fat Sanhua speak: "It seems that Xiao Yueqi is really an idiot."

Listen, Bai Ze casually said this method, but Xiao Yueqi hadn't thought of it for so long, and still called him a genius when he thought of it, is he trying to appease his idiot?

White Pond:?

……

As soon as Fat Sanhua returned to Qifeng, she told her master and elder brother about it.

Sure enough, even the master and elder brother, who usually have no desires and desires, were very excited when they heard this.

Big brother: "In this case, can't we bring out all the things in the secret realm and share them with the people in the sect?"

Master: "My God, wouldn't I be able to use you to negotiate with the head of the sect again?"

Listen, this is the difference in the level of thinking, Zhu Wenbin is simply not worthy to be the master of the Jitianmen, the master of the four geniuses.

"Hey, you haven't told the head about this, have you?" Zhu Wenbin quickly suppressed Bai Ze, for fear that he would run to inform the head.

This kid is with the boss.

"Not yet." Bai Ze shook his head.

It’s different in the past.

A few months ago, Bai Ze had a relatively close relationship with the head because he lived in the Cangjing Pavilion, but in the past few months, he has basically settled in Qifeng, and he is completely fat. brother.

In other words, he is also a member of Qifeng, so naturally he wants to benefit Qifeng.

Only by seeking benefits for Qifeng can the big brother do less tasks, only when the big brothers do less tasks and cook more, Fat Sanhua will be happy, Fat Sanhua is happy, and the three little brothers can have a good life Eat the fruit and get better cultivation methods.

Bai Ze drew the equations one by one in his mind, and initially reached an agreement with Zhu Wenbin.

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The author has something to say:

There are a lot of people in the hospital. I have an MRI in a small city and I got to No. 17.

I just opened a new article yesterday, and I went to the hospital today QAQ (implying everyone, I have opened a new article, and I can continue to update it for the time being if I have a 6W manuscript)

The disease is a cavernous hemangioma on the wrist. I should be able to do sclerotherapy injections. After the treatment, my right hand will be useless for half a month to a month. I can write with one hand, and I am physically disabled (x)

Naturally, it is inconvenient and has a lot of problems, but it is still tolerable (after the treatment, you can live as you used to, it can’t be cured, and the surgery will keep recurring and can only be suppressed, so don’t worry)

感谢在2020-04-0723:48:13~2020-04-0822:00:04期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottles of dark and vivid;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!