The whole world of comprehension is my shit shoveling officer

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Fat Sanhua fiercely stretched out his paw and put it on his translator.

"Is there any problem?" Bai Ze asked curiously after seeing his actions.

Fat Sanhua immediately lowered his paws.

No, no matter what, he worked hard to get this, and for this translator, he did not hesitate to expose his identity as illiterate, and even inexplicably promised Bai Leyu to do him a favor. I don't even know what the specific content of this busy is.

I have already paid such a high price, and I am really unwilling to take it down.

But if he doesn't take it, he will continue to overturn the car.

To take or not to take, to wear or not to wear, that is the question.

Fat Sanhua is struggling, Xiao Yueqi is back.

"Qiaoqiu." Xiao Yueqi saw Fat Sanhua at a glance, and he came over with a smile and patted him on the head.

It turns out that a small secret realm has recently appeared in this world, but monks at or below the Golden Core Stage can enter.

After the Jitianmen and other sects have divided the places, they will then distribute the places to each peak.

Qifeng is different from other peaks, it is quite special, let's give it a quota, it can be said that if Quanfeng has the right qualifications, he can go to other peaks. quota.

But let's say no, because of Qian Gaozhuo's activeness, apart from the trivial tasks sent by the sect, Qifeng also performed very well, and even ranked among the best among several peaks.

And from the perspective of Qifeng's people themselves, their talent and strength are also worthy of such qualifications.

For the sake of fairness, every time this kind of allocation of quotas, those who want to go to Qifeng have to go to the head to conduct a transparent assessment. If they pass the test, they will be given a place, but if they pass the test, they will not be given.

Generally speaking, they all win 100%, unless they don't want it.

"I heard that no one has ever been to this secret realm. I don't know how many good things it contains." Xiao Yueqi's tone was faintly excited.

The secret realm is said to be a secret realm, but in essence, it is also a world. As mentioned earlier, there are a total of three thousand worlds in the lower realm, but basically only the eight worlds can breed ascension monks.

Many of the small worlds in these three thousand small worlds have no trace of people, and some even have no intelligent life.

These big and small worlds are all within their own rules, but sometimes because of the operation of the rules themselves or loopholes in the rules, they will interact with other worlds, creating cracks that allow people to travel between these two worlds.

For those in the big world, those small worlds are a secret realm, a place where all kinds of rare treasures can be collected, but because of the fragility of the small world itself or the constraints of rules, there are requirements for the realm.

Xiao Yueqi said that now, which meant that he had passed the assessment, and Fat Sanhua stretched his waist: "Meow meow meow~" People who can't even fly with a sword can't get anything good in that kind of secret realm something.

He glanced at Xue Zhui, indicating that Xue Zhui could translate for him.

"Second senior brother should practice more sword control skills before going, so that he will surely be able to grab more good things when he enters the secret realm." The dumbfounded puppy subconsciously listened to Fat Sanhua's words and translated for him.

Xiao Yueqi looked at Fat Sanhua, then at Xue Zhui, and suddenly stretched out his finger to point at the thing on Fat Sanhua's head.

"What is this?"

"This is my translator, which can translate what I say into human words, so that I don't need Bai Ze and Xue Zhui." Fat Sanhua explained to him.

"This translator is very accurate, isn't there any malfunction?" Xiao Yueqi asked.

Fat Sanhua had an unhappy expression on his face when he heard this. After paying such a high price, of course the current translator has no problems at all, so he nodded generously.

After nodding, Fat Sanhua suddenly sensed something was wrong.

He raised his head abruptly, and saw their second senior brother staring at him.

"So you always talk to me like this on weekdays, don't you?" Xiao Yueqi was almost furious. Of course he knew that Xue Zhui was a good boy and Fat Sanhua was a bad cat, but he never thought that he could be so bad At this point, Xue Zhui, as a younger brother, can also fulfill his duties to this extent.

This level can be an accomplice!

Fat Sanhua lowered his head, stepped on his left paw with his right paw, and stepped on his right paw with his left paw, looking awkward.

As soon as Xiao Yueqi put his hand on his head, the fat cat rushed out.

"You're finished, fat cat!" Xiao Yueqi was furious. How many bad things did this fat cat secretly say about him, and he thought like a fool that this little cat was saying good things.

"You too, how can you translate indiscriminately?" Xiao Yueqi pointed his gun at the little fox, who immediately lowered his head and turned around.

What does this have to do with innocent puppies?He was just conscientiously translating what Fat Sanhua said.

……

"Do you really want to take it off?" Bai Ze saw Fat Sanhua put his paw on the translator again, intending to take it off.

"Otherwise, this translator is not a good thing." Fat Sanhua was very dissatisfied. It was only a day, and he overturned his car in front of two people one after another. This is not acceptable.

"The translator is a good thing, but you are not a good thing." The little yellow chicken who had been watching for a long time finally spoke from the bottom of his heart.

However, there is no good end for a child who tells the truth. Fat Sanhua sat on the little yellow chicken with a twist of his buttocks, and pressed him hard.

You are the only one who is amazing, and you are the only one who talks a lot of bullshit.

"Why don't you take this opportunity to get rid of your bad habit of running the train with your mouth full." Bai Ze didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement.

Fat Sanhua raised his head and glanced at Bai Ze. Bai Ze thought he would say something, but in the next second he took the translator off his head.

It is impossible not to complain, and it is impossible to achieve it in this life.

Anyway, he still has Bai Ze and Xue Zhui, and these two people will embellish what he said, such a good thing, if he is not the boss, there will be no more.

Fat Sanhua's translator was still dusty.

So he lived a life full of talking about running the train again, although after this incident, the trust between him and his master, brothers and sisters has collapsed to varying degrees.

……

Xiao Yueqi left for the secret realm, Fat Sanhua lost his translator, and after being bored for two days, decided to go to the upper realm to take a look.

Although he knew there was little hope, he decided to give it a try. He wanted to ask if it was possible to make a translator that would automatically beautify what he said.

Fat Sanhua went to the upper realm with such a purpose.

He is used to it now. Every time he poked his head out, there were many, many people watching him, so Fat Sanhua tidied up his hair, put on an elegant and generous demeanor, and slowly emerged from the stone tablet. head off.

He felt that he performed very well today, but when he looked outside, there was no one there, oh no, there was still one person.

"Why are you the only one today?" Fat Sanhua looked at Bai Leyu in front of him, feeling strange.

Suddenly, a bad premonition surged in his heart, wait, he remembered, he seemed to have promised Bai Leyu that he would do him a favor.

"You're in trouble so soon, do you want to ask me?" Fat Sanhua couldn't believe it.

He thought he would have to wait for at least a period of time, such as a few years, or even ten years or hundreds of years. After a long time, he might be able to pretend to have forgotten it. He didn't expect it to come so soon. Now he wanted to pretend It's okay to forget.

Unless he is willing to be a dementia.

"What do you mean so fast? It was half a month ago when I asked you, so it's not too long." Bai Leyu refuted him dissatisfied.

Fat Sanhua pouted.

"These are not important now. The important thing is that I have already told Yu Zishi about our agreement, so I have been waiting for you." Bai Leyu said anxiously.

He was lucky. After talking with Yu Zishi yesterday, Yu Zishi generously expressed his understanding, and he carried Fat Sanhua's stele to a small room. After waiting for a day, Fat Sanhua appeared up.

"What do you want me to do for you?" Fat Sanhua looked at him vigilantly, and he decided that if the kid asked him for help too much, he would immediately back away, anyway, Bai Leyu didn't care about him either. Method.

"I heard that your defense is particularly strong?" Bai Leyu asked him.

When Fat Sanhua heard this question, he immediately raised his head and puffed up his chest.

I didn't expect him to be so powerful, and he was quite famous in the upper world.

As expected of him.

"Yeah, what's the matter?" Fat Sanhua coughed and cleared his throat.

"That's great, you must help me, no, let's try it first." The joyful expression on Bai Leyu's face lasted for a second, and in the next second she suddenly changed her tone, Fat Sanhua didn't say anything at all. After reacting, he suddenly felt that something had been smashed on his forehead.

Fat Sanhua: "..."

"It's true, you are too strong!" Bai Leyu put away the hammer-like weapon in his hand, raised Fat Sanhua's face with both hands, and carefully touched his forehead , unscathed, not even a single hair fell off.

Great Fat Cat!

"I kept one hand, it's not particularly strong, and I'm not very strong either." Bai Leyu saw Fat Sanhua's expression, and immediately explained to him.

"Look, I've even prepared the elixir. If there's any accident, I'll feed it to you right away. Even if you're beaten to a pulp, you can recover in a second. Don't be angry." Bai Leyu asked After opening his body a little, Fat Sanhua saw three rows of pills neatly arranged behind him.

Fat Sanhua choked, what did this kid want to smash him into, or what was he planning to smash him into in his fantasy?

Fat Sanhua regretted it, and she really promised that this kind of thing cannot be promised casually.

"You have passed the test now, what do you want me to do for you, smashing the walnuts?" Fat Sanhua felt a little uneasy in his heart, this kid wouldn't make any excessive demands, and if he smashed the walnuts, there would be no one else around anyway , he will reluctantly help smash it.

Bai Leyu smiled flatteringly at him.

Fat Sanhua had a strong bad feeling in his heart.

not good!

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The author has something to say:

My cat has recently learned to open the door, and often pulls the door to try to sneak out, but usually the stairway door is closed tightly, and will not run out. Today, one accidentally slipped outside. Just as I went down, I met a stray orange Cat, the two cats started to quarrel. The kitten at home couldn’t quarrel with the orange cat outside. It can be said that they were unilaterally abused for 3 minutes

After I hugged him back, he hasn't opened the door all night╭(￣▽￣)╮

I don’t know if you have seen the video of Siamese and orange cats arguing, it’s almost like that, my cat is in that Siamese state╭(￣▽￣)╮

感谢在2020-04-0423:40:18~2020-04-0523:26:41期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!