The whole world of comprehension is my shit shoveling officer
Chapter 45 Preparing to cause trouble, chick
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Ye Minxue looked at his two legs on the ground.
He carefully lifted one of them.
After all, he was still a chick, a guy who had only been a chick for two days.
So after he tried to lift one leg up, he began to tremble uncontrollably.
"No, I only have two legs. If I lift one up, I won't be able to stand still." Obviously it should be a very sad thing, but when the chicken cub turned its head, it couldn't hide it. Excited, he looked at Fat Sanhua with bright eyes.
"It doesn't matter, then you can go to the toilet squatting directly, after all, I have never seen a chicken go to the toilet standing on one foot." Fat Sanhua nodded as a matter of course.
Is not this nonsensical?Is this little yellow chicken going to go to the toilet independently?
Ye Minxue: "..."
Ye Minxue started to brew his emotions again, and Bai Ze and Xue Zhui beside him couldn't help shaking their heads, showing expressions that couldn't bear to look directly at them.
Ye Minxue persisted for two seconds, and finally he couldn't take it anymore. He didn't wait for Fat Sanhua to speak, and suddenly screamed, his two short legs swung wildly, and disappeared after a while.
"Are you going to chase her? Boss." Xue Zhui said immediately as a qualified little brother.
Fat Sanhua shook her head, very calm.
Could this chick still escape his meaty claws?
……
"Didn't it mean that little yellow chickens don't need to stand up to go to the bathroom?" Ye Minxue faced the wall, probably because he had gotten along with them for a long time, and he had become more courageous.
"But you wanted to learn, and you ran away in shame because you couldn't be independent as a golden rooster." Fat Sanhua lay there basking in the sun, this was the excuse Ye Minxue gave him just now.
Now that I have given it back and forth to him, he can't say anything, after all, he said it himself.
So now Ye Minxue was forced into a corner by him, standing with one foot facing the wall, thinking about his mistakes.
Ye Minxue wrinkled her face in grievance, and stood obediently.
He sneaked a look at Fat Sanhua, saw that he was lying down, closed his eyes, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
He carefully wanted to put one foot down, but suddenly turned his head and squinted his eyes to look at him, and the little yellow chicken immediately lifted the other foot.
"It's a little sore, I'll change my foot." The little yellow chicken said humbly.
Fat Sanhua nodded reluctantly, as a recognition of him.
……
The little yellow chicken stared closely at the other three monsters. It was time to eat. They opened their mouths and bit on the meat. Then, with a flick of their heads, a large piece of meat was torn off. No matter how thin they were, Chew finely.
It was okay if you didn't look carefully before, but now that you look carefully, Ye Minxue discovered in amazement that monsters can be so handsome when they eat.
He took a deep breath himself, stared at the meat in front of him, then pecked at it fiercely, biting a piece of meat, and shook his head violently.
The other three stopped eating and just stared at him.
Because today it is also a monster as big as a pig, and when the meat is torn off, there can be a long strip, while the little yellow chicken is only as big as a fist, and the small one has an even smaller mouth.
After tossing and shaking his head so hard, he only pulled out a little bit of meat. You must know that such a big monster, if it doesn't bite it off, it can tear off a very, very long piece of meat.
So at this moment, the little yellow chicken had a piece of meat in its mouth, most of which were still attached to the monster's body. No matter how much he shook his head, he couldn't tear it off completely.
"It doesn't taste good to tear it all off, I'll just bite it off for you." The good boy Xue Zhui took two steps forward, and the little yellow chicken immediately showed the results of his half-day practice.
Ye Min followed the perfect golden rooster's independence, and with one raised paw, refused Xue Zhui's help.
If it is bitten off, it will not look good, it will not be handsome.
The little yellow chicken thought for a second, and he was going to run a little farther to tear off the meat strips.
"If you tear it all off, it will fall to the ground, what a waste, let me teach you a way." Fat Sanhua looked at it for a long time, then spoke slowly.
The little yellow chicken couldn't speak, and looked at Fat Scattered Flowers with black eyes, feeling a little suspicious in his heart.
"Don't worry, I'm not coming here, I'm just directing you." Fat Sanhua took another bite of the delicious monster meat, and the little yellow chicken thought about it too.
"turn right!"
The little yellow chicken immediately turned right when he heard the instruction.
"turn right!"
The little yellow chicken turns again.
"turn right!"
The little yellow chicken turns again.
"turn right!"
Fat Sanhua's speed was quite slow at first, but then he turned to the right and spoke faster and faster. The little yellow chicken didn't even have time to think, and after turning around twice, he found a problem. The meat strips on the body.
"Do you think it won't fall off like this? You can tear off the strip of meat again." Fat Sanhua nodded in satisfaction, and he licked his mouth.
It's a pity.
This kind of meat-in-meat combination must be delicious. I don't know if he can catch a chicken cub that can only obey orders and let him eat it.
……
"Actually, you don't have to push yourself so hard." Xue Zhui helped Ye Minxue remove all the meat strips from his body, and patted his head with his paws to comfort him.
Ye Minxue didn't speak, he just took two steps forward, reached the stone slab where Fat Sanhua often basked in the sun, and squatted down.
"Are you angry?" Fat Sanhua stepped forward, squatted behind him, stretched out his paws and gently touched the back of this chick with his nails.
Oh, he can't be blamed for this, it's obvious that this chicken cub is looking for trouble, insisting on doing so many troublesome things, and doesn't he still watch him go to the bathroom?
Sure enough, my brother is very troublesome.
Ye Minxue didn't speak, just lowered his head.
"I'm now..." After a while, Ye Minxue felt that Fat Sanhua should leave, but the occasional sound of warm breathing from behind told him.
Fat Sanhua hasn't left yet.
"I'm not human anymore."
Fat Sanhua didn't speak.
"I have to look like a monster, after all, I'm no longer human." Ye Minxue's voice was muffled.
"If I always miss being a human being, I will definitely not be able to be a monster properly. I have to adapt to my new identity quickly, because I am already a monster now."
"I'll always be a monster too."
Ye Minxue chattered a lot, but there were only a few sentences that came and went and repeated.
He himself felt that he was long-winded and annoying. No wonder Fat Sanhua didn't like him very much. If he was Fat Sanhua, he would definitely not like such a chatty and weak chick.
So by the end, he had shut up and kept silent.
"You..." Fat Sanhua, who had been silent all this time, finally managed to utter a word.
"Do you hate being a monster?" Fat Sanhua took two steps forward and squatted beside him.
Ye Minxue didn't speak.
"Then stop being a monster." Fat Sanhua said suddenly.
Ye Minxue raised his head in surprise.
"Aren't you tempering your blood? What did you say to cultivate, to become a demon cultivator, and to ascend in the future?"
"The demon cultivators I saw in the upper world all look like humans. When you successfully temper your blood and become a demon cultivator, you will be able to become a human again."
"There's no need to force yourself to become a monster. Maybe Xue Zhui and Bai Ze will have to learn how to be human in the future. Isn't it great that you're already prepared?"
When Fat Sanhua said these words, Ye Minxue's eyes widened. He stared at Fat Sanhua's mouth to make sure that the mouth was opening and closing to make a sound.
These words were really said by Fat Sanhua!
He, was he taken away?
"Besides, there is no set formula for being a monster. After all, there are many personalities in being a human being. If you are a monster, you are a monster anyway. You can do whatever you want, and no one will say anything."
After Fat Sanhua finished speaking, he seemed to feel a little ashamed. He turned around and returned to his meal.
"Boss, did you say anything to him?" Xue Zhui asked boldly.
Fat Sanhua didn't answer, just ate a piece of meat in his mouth, then shook his head and let out a sigh of emotion.
"How can I be such a good boss?"
White Pond:"…………"
Your brain is fine.
……
But miraculously, Ye Minxue seemed to really listen to what Fat Sanhua said.
He didn't say anything, but he did relax a lot in action, and he no longer stared at the other three monsters closely, learning how they did things.
Fat Sanhua looked relieved.
As expected of him!
But soon he found that his relaxation seemed to come a little too early.
This little chick is a diode chick, and now he has stopped talking about Fat Sanhua and decided to let himself go completely.
Zhu Wenbin, an unemployed vagrant, wandered around the back mountain today, and suddenly wanted to see his little apprentice, so he ran to the front. When he arrived, Fat Sanhua was playing with a ball there. Qiangao Zhuote went down the mountain to buy it for him. of.
Meanwhile, Bai Ze and Xue Zhui were discussing some academic issue.
He looked around, wanting to see what the former Mozun was doing, maybe because Ye Minxue was too young, he looked around three times before finally finding the bright yellow figure.
Just what is he doing now?
I saw him sitting on the stone slab carefree, as if he was basking in the sun.
Zhu Wenbin took two steps forward, poked him with his finger, and the little yellow chicken shook his hand away impatiently.
Zhu Wenbin curled his lips, and poked his little chick with his finger. It's been a few days since I haven't seen him, so he has grown a lot more courageous.
Ye Minxue threw him off impatiently again, and yelled to threaten him.
"Hey, I say you..." Before Zhu Wenbin finished speaking, the chick was so irritable that he turned his head and pecked him.
Zhu Wenbin was about to catch him, when he saw Xiaojizai stood up while he was rubbing his hands, and frantically strode two short legs, and ran to Fat Sanhua side.
Zhu Wenbin glanced at Fat Sanhua, and Fat Sanhua also glanced at him.
"Why, this is my little brother, what do you want to do to my little brother." Without a translator, Zhu Wenbin could guess what his little apprentice was talking about.
It's rare for Zhu Wenbin to have some doubts, it's only been less than a month, the Demon Lord Ye Minxue in his impression doesn't seem to be such a person.
After becoming a monster, will you start to thick-skinned or become a rascal?
Or...Zhu Wenbin looked at his little apprentice twice more, is this the one who is close to ink?
Fat Sanhua nodded in satisfaction, patted Ye Minxue on the head, and said in a very friendly tone, "That's how it should be."
Ye Minxue nodded vigorously.
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The author has something to say:
感谢在2020-03-1220:16:40~2020-03-1320:24:06期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottles of dark and vivid;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Ye Minxue looked at his two legs on the ground.
He carefully lifted one of them.
After all, he was still a chick, a guy who had only been a chick for two days.
So after he tried to lift one leg up, he began to tremble uncontrollably.
"No, I only have two legs. If I lift one up, I won't be able to stand still." Obviously it should be a very sad thing, but when the chicken cub turned its head, it couldn't hide it. Excited, he looked at Fat Sanhua with bright eyes.
"It doesn't matter, then you can go to the toilet squatting directly, after all, I have never seen a chicken go to the toilet standing on one foot." Fat Sanhua nodded as a matter of course.
Is not this nonsensical?Is this little yellow chicken going to go to the toilet independently?
Ye Minxue: "..."
Ye Minxue started to brew his emotions again, and Bai Ze and Xue Zhui beside him couldn't help shaking their heads, showing expressions that couldn't bear to look directly at them.
Ye Minxue persisted for two seconds, and finally he couldn't take it anymore. He didn't wait for Fat Sanhua to speak, and suddenly screamed, his two short legs swung wildly, and disappeared after a while.
"Are you going to chase her? Boss." Xue Zhui said immediately as a qualified little brother.
Fat Sanhua shook her head, very calm.
Could this chick still escape his meaty claws?
……
"Didn't it mean that little yellow chickens don't need to stand up to go to the bathroom?" Ye Minxue faced the wall, probably because he had gotten along with them for a long time, and he had become more courageous.
"But you wanted to learn, and you ran away in shame because you couldn't be independent as a golden rooster." Fat Sanhua lay there basking in the sun, this was the excuse Ye Minxue gave him just now.
Now that I have given it back and forth to him, he can't say anything, after all, he said it himself.
So now Ye Minxue was forced into a corner by him, standing with one foot facing the wall, thinking about his mistakes.
Ye Minxue wrinkled her face in grievance, and stood obediently.
He sneaked a look at Fat Sanhua, saw that he was lying down, closed his eyes, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
He carefully wanted to put one foot down, but suddenly turned his head and squinted his eyes to look at him, and the little yellow chicken immediately lifted the other foot.
"It's a little sore, I'll change my foot." The little yellow chicken said humbly.
Fat Sanhua nodded reluctantly, as a recognition of him.
……
The little yellow chicken stared closely at the other three monsters. It was time to eat. They opened their mouths and bit on the meat. Then, with a flick of their heads, a large piece of meat was torn off. No matter how thin they were, Chew finely.
It was okay if you didn't look carefully before, but now that you look carefully, Ye Minxue discovered in amazement that monsters can be so handsome when they eat.
He took a deep breath himself, stared at the meat in front of him, then pecked at it fiercely, biting a piece of meat, and shook his head violently.
The other three stopped eating and just stared at him.
Because today it is also a monster as big as a pig, and when the meat is torn off, there can be a long strip, while the little yellow chicken is only as big as a fist, and the small one has an even smaller mouth.
After tossing and shaking his head so hard, he only pulled out a little bit of meat. You must know that such a big monster, if it doesn't bite it off, it can tear off a very, very long piece of meat.
So at this moment, the little yellow chicken had a piece of meat in its mouth, most of which were still attached to the monster's body. No matter how much he shook his head, he couldn't tear it off completely.
"It doesn't taste good to tear it all off, I'll just bite it off for you." The good boy Xue Zhui took two steps forward, and the little yellow chicken immediately showed the results of his half-day practice.
Ye Min followed the perfect golden rooster's independence, and with one raised paw, refused Xue Zhui's help.
If it is bitten off, it will not look good, it will not be handsome.
The little yellow chicken thought for a second, and he was going to run a little farther to tear off the meat strips.
"If you tear it all off, it will fall to the ground, what a waste, let me teach you a way." Fat Sanhua looked at it for a long time, then spoke slowly.
The little yellow chicken couldn't speak, and looked at Fat Scattered Flowers with black eyes, feeling a little suspicious in his heart.
"Don't worry, I'm not coming here, I'm just directing you." Fat Sanhua took another bite of the delicious monster meat, and the little yellow chicken thought about it too.
"turn right!"
The little yellow chicken immediately turned right when he heard the instruction.
"turn right!"
The little yellow chicken turns again.
"turn right!"
The little yellow chicken turns again.
"turn right!"
Fat Sanhua's speed was quite slow at first, but then he turned to the right and spoke faster and faster. The little yellow chicken didn't even have time to think, and after turning around twice, he found a problem. The meat strips on the body.
"Do you think it won't fall off like this? You can tear off the strip of meat again." Fat Sanhua nodded in satisfaction, and he licked his mouth.
It's a pity.
This kind of meat-in-meat combination must be delicious. I don't know if he can catch a chicken cub that can only obey orders and let him eat it.
……
"Actually, you don't have to push yourself so hard." Xue Zhui helped Ye Minxue remove all the meat strips from his body, and patted his head with his paws to comfort him.
Ye Minxue didn't speak, he just took two steps forward, reached the stone slab where Fat Sanhua often basked in the sun, and squatted down.
"Are you angry?" Fat Sanhua stepped forward, squatted behind him, stretched out his paws and gently touched the back of this chick with his nails.
Oh, he can't be blamed for this, it's obvious that this chicken cub is looking for trouble, insisting on doing so many troublesome things, and doesn't he still watch him go to the bathroom?
Sure enough, my brother is very troublesome.
Ye Minxue didn't speak, just lowered his head.
"I'm now..." After a while, Ye Minxue felt that Fat Sanhua should leave, but the occasional sound of warm breathing from behind told him.
Fat Sanhua hasn't left yet.
"I'm not human anymore."
Fat Sanhua didn't speak.
"I have to look like a monster, after all, I'm no longer human." Ye Minxue's voice was muffled.
"If I always miss being a human being, I will definitely not be able to be a monster properly. I have to adapt to my new identity quickly, because I am already a monster now."
"I'll always be a monster too."
Ye Minxue chattered a lot, but there were only a few sentences that came and went and repeated.
He himself felt that he was long-winded and annoying. No wonder Fat Sanhua didn't like him very much. If he was Fat Sanhua, he would definitely not like such a chatty and weak chick.
So by the end, he had shut up and kept silent.
"You..." Fat Sanhua, who had been silent all this time, finally managed to utter a word.
"Do you hate being a monster?" Fat Sanhua took two steps forward and squatted beside him.
Ye Minxue didn't speak.
"Then stop being a monster." Fat Sanhua said suddenly.
Ye Minxue raised his head in surprise.
"Aren't you tempering your blood? What did you say to cultivate, to become a demon cultivator, and to ascend in the future?"
"The demon cultivators I saw in the upper world all look like humans. When you successfully temper your blood and become a demon cultivator, you will be able to become a human again."
"There's no need to force yourself to become a monster. Maybe Xue Zhui and Bai Ze will have to learn how to be human in the future. Isn't it great that you're already prepared?"
When Fat Sanhua said these words, Ye Minxue's eyes widened. He stared at Fat Sanhua's mouth to make sure that the mouth was opening and closing to make a sound.
These words were really said by Fat Sanhua!
He, was he taken away?
"Besides, there is no set formula for being a monster. After all, there are many personalities in being a human being. If you are a monster, you are a monster anyway. You can do whatever you want, and no one will say anything."
After Fat Sanhua finished speaking, he seemed to feel a little ashamed. He turned around and returned to his meal.
"Boss, did you say anything to him?" Xue Zhui asked boldly.
Fat Sanhua didn't answer, just ate a piece of meat in his mouth, then shook his head and let out a sigh of emotion.
"How can I be such a good boss?"
White Pond:"…………"
Your brain is fine.
……
But miraculously, Ye Minxue seemed to really listen to what Fat Sanhua said.
He didn't say anything, but he did relax a lot in action, and he no longer stared at the other three monsters closely, learning how they did things.
Fat Sanhua looked relieved.
As expected of him!
But soon he found that his relaxation seemed to come a little too early.
This little chick is a diode chick, and now he has stopped talking about Fat Sanhua and decided to let himself go completely.
Zhu Wenbin, an unemployed vagrant, wandered around the back mountain today, and suddenly wanted to see his little apprentice, so he ran to the front. When he arrived, Fat Sanhua was playing with a ball there. Qiangao Zhuote went down the mountain to buy it for him. of.
Meanwhile, Bai Ze and Xue Zhui were discussing some academic issue.
He looked around, wanting to see what the former Mozun was doing, maybe because Ye Minxue was too young, he looked around three times before finally finding the bright yellow figure.
Just what is he doing now?
I saw him sitting on the stone slab carefree, as if he was basking in the sun.
Zhu Wenbin took two steps forward, poked him with his finger, and the little yellow chicken shook his hand away impatiently.
Zhu Wenbin curled his lips, and poked his little chick with his finger. It's been a few days since I haven't seen him, so he has grown a lot more courageous.
Ye Minxue threw him off impatiently again, and yelled to threaten him.
"Hey, I say you..." Before Zhu Wenbin finished speaking, the chick was so irritable that he turned his head and pecked him.
Zhu Wenbin was about to catch him, when he saw Xiaojizai stood up while he was rubbing his hands, and frantically strode two short legs, and ran to Fat Sanhua side.
Zhu Wenbin glanced at Fat Sanhua, and Fat Sanhua also glanced at him.
"Why, this is my little brother, what do you want to do to my little brother." Without a translator, Zhu Wenbin could guess what his little apprentice was talking about.
It's rare for Zhu Wenbin to have some doubts, it's only been less than a month, the Demon Lord Ye Minxue in his impression doesn't seem to be such a person.
After becoming a monster, will you start to thick-skinned or become a rascal?
Or...Zhu Wenbin looked at his little apprentice twice more, is this the one who is close to ink?
Fat Sanhua nodded in satisfaction, patted Ye Minxue on the head, and said in a very friendly tone, "That's how it should be."
Ye Minxue nodded vigorously.
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The author has something to say:
感谢在2020-03-1220:16:40~2020-03-1320:24:06期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottles of dark and vivid;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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