The whole world of comprehension is my shit shoveling officer

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"..."

There are very few people in Qifeng, so there are very few things, especially after everyone has been getting along for so many years.

So things like meetings may not necessarily happen once in ten years. However, after Fat Sanhua came here this year, it was broken. It was only a month before they had a meeting again.

In fact, it is not a meeting to be precise.

"You..." As a person, the whole sect was devastated.Zhu Wenbin, the speechless cultivator in the realm of transforming gods, got stuck after saying a single word.

Let him think about what he should say.

He has a lot of questions at this time, such as what is the upper world like, how did you come back with such a hairstyle, is this hairstyle really good-looking in your aesthetics?

He didn't ask, and the last question already had an answer, because Fat Sanhua, who was sitting next to the conference table at this moment, shook his head confidently.

"..."

It seems that I am really satisfied with this hairstyle.

In fact, as long as you look carefully, you will find that there should be no sense of disobedience when this hairstyle is placed on a person's head.

That is to say, put a hairpin on the back of the head with long hair, and leave two strands of hair on both sides of the ears.

There are also many disciples in the sect who have such a hairstyle, but it is for a human being, and now it is not right to look at this cat's head.

Zhu Wenbin looked at it for a long time, then suddenly stretched out two hands, and squeezed Fat Sanhua's fat face.

For a moment, he forgot what he was going to do, and couldn't help rubbing it twice. The cat's face was quite easy to rub.

"Meow!" Fat Sanhua yelled in dissatisfaction, so Zhu Wenbin immediately put his hands on the two strands of hair on both sides of him, and pulled it lightly.

Oh, it's true, hair is not a wig.

"Qiaoqiu, this hair..." The senior brother scratched his head, wanting to tell his junior brother that this hair is too ugly, but as a good old man, if this will obviously hurt his junior brother, is he right? exit.

"Qiaoqiu, your hair is too ugly." Zhong Xiaotian quickly took up the elder brother's words.

Fat Sanhua, who was intoxicated by his hairstyle, suddenly widened his eyes. He looked at Zhong Xiaotian, and there seemed to be raging anger in his eyes.

What do you say?His hairstyle is widely praised in the upper realm, and it is also very eye-catching in the lower realm.

Zhong Xiaotian, a guy without aesthetics.

"Isn't it good-looking?" Fat Sanhua yelled at the others, and Bai Ze translated for him.

"It's not pretty." Zhu Wenbin shook his head quickly.

Xiao Yueqi also shook his head, now only Qian Gaozhuo was left, and Qian Gaozhuo showed a troubled look.

Fat Sanhua's heart skipped a beat.

This is also possible. After all, there are some differences between the upper and lower realms. Maybe their aesthetics are different, but the problem is that he usually lives in the lower realm. What's the use of liking?

As a decisive cat, Fat Sanhua quickly made a decision in his heart.

"Meow?" Then...you can change it for me?

……

"Okay." Zhong Xiaotian clapped his hands, and Fat Sanhua picked up the small mirror next to him to take a picture.

Zhong Xiaotian tied two braids for him.

"Meow--!"

"But this one is very pretty, don't you think?"

Fat Sanhua's answer was to hit his little senior sister hard with his head.

Chong Xiaotian curled his lips, and was still muttering when he left. He is really a kitten who doesn't know how to appreciate aesthetics.

The second one is Zhu Wenbin. After rubbing his chin for a long time, Zhu Wenbin finally bent down and began to do Fat Sanhua's hairstyle.

He combed Fat Sanhua halfway, tied up part of her hair, and most of it was hanging down.

Fat Sanhua picked up the small mirror and took a look, then bumped him hard.

Xiao Yueqi, who had been bumped by Fat Sanhua several times, abstained directly, but the elder brother smiled gently at him, and immediately tied him into a high ponytail.

Fat Sanhua was silent for a while, then suddenly raised his head high, and flicked it forcefully, not out of his intention, he threw the ponytail in the face of his elder brother, and by the way, also affected his master.

This hairstyle is okay, it makes his face smaller.

Zhu Wenbin calmly put back the hair on his face and patted Fat Sanhua.

"Why don't you cut your hair." His tone was extremely sincere, but Fat Sanhua didn't like him, and he jumped down angrily.

These people don't understand anything at all.

That's right, after all, it was the fashion hairstyle made for him by people from the upper realm. How could this group of guys from the lower realm understand it so easily? If they could understand it so easily, they must have already ascended.

……

"Aren't you going back?" Fat Sanhua looked Bai Ze up and down.

Bai Ze didn't speak, but silently glanced at the small stone held by the little fox.

Fat Sanhua pouted.

Fortunately, this bed is big enough, and now there are more and more monsters on it.

Fat Sanhua's hairstyle had returned to its original shape, he patted Bai Ze with his paw, and Bai Ze helped him carve out the list.

They have been rushing about Fat Sanhua's hairstyle all day today, and they haven't even looked carefully at the contents of the stone.

After sticking the stone on his forehead for a long time, he suddenly remembered a question.

Wait, this is to be read with spiritual sense, but he hasn't succeeded in drawing Qi into his body yet, after all he is just a monster.

So the three monsters looked at each other, and they all leaned in front of Fat Sanhua, and gave the small stone to Fat Sanhua in favor.

Fat Sanhua curled her lips, put the small stone on her forehead, and began to read to them while listening.

Fat Sanhua read for about 2 minutes, then paused, because the three monsters had to memorize all the content.

Ye Minxue is alright, he is used to reciting it every day, while the other two monsters are dizzy, they are trying to memorize the content of these 2 minutes while asking Xiaojizai for advice.

Fat Sanhua didn't care about these things, he stretched himself, fell to the side and fell asleep.

But he soon discovered a problem.

This is the hair.

"Come here and help me fix my hair." Fat Sanhua called out to the three younger brothers.

Bai Ze immediately glanced at Xue Zhui, and Xue Zhui, who was the slowest among the three, was still reciting the first few sentences in a dizzy state. Stopped, so he had to ask Chick Cub for help.

Ye Minxue was the last one to come, and he was the weakest among the three, so he had no right to refuse.

He had no choice but to run to Fat Sanhua's side in a "thump-thump-thump", and helped him pick up his hair with the beak of a chicken, and spread it around his forehead.

"Don't memorize it, hurry up and help me with my hair, otherwise the content in 2 minutes..." Before Fat Sanhua finished speaking, the other two monsters also rushed over to help him comb all his hair.

Bai Ze looked down at Fat Sanhua lying on the bed with a dazed expression, Fat Sanhua was like a cat flower at the moment.

Fat Sanhua smacked her lips. Sure enough, beauty and fashion have to pay a certain price. Fortunately, the price is not too high. He has three younger brothers who can help him.

Fat Sanhua thought so, closed his eyes and fell asleep in a good mood.

……

"..."

"Meow?"

"Meow meow meow!" Fat Sanhua woke up in a daze during the day, he felt that something was restraining his head, he hurriedly opened his eyes, and called out in doubt.

Then I was shocked, did someone put him in a sack and wanted to beat the kitten?Why is it so dark in front of him, his head is covered by something!

"Roll to the left twice." Bai Ze who got up when he heard the voice sounded hurriedly.

Fat Sanhua immediately rolled to the left twice, and he was surprised to find that the light was back in front of him. It turned out that he rolled twice when he was sleeping at night, so he naturally used his long hair to wrap himself His head was covered.

Fat Sanhua breathed a sigh of relief with lingering fear, he stroked his hair with his paws, it was much more difficult to maintain fashion and beauty than he imagined.

But it doesn't matter. Fortunately, he still has three younger brothers and non-staff younger brothers. The three younger brothers helped him tidy up his hair. His senior brother also came outside, took a comb to help him comb it, and re-tied his original hairstyle.

Fat Sanhua thought this was the end. Although there were some difficulties and troubles, it was not unbearable.

Because the content of the school is no longer useful to them, and Xue Zhui also got the method of tempering the blood, so everyone stopped going to school. Fat Sanhua yawned and lay down on the stone after reading the content for 4 minutes Fell asleep in the sun.

The three little monsters recited there for a long time, and finally they were able to memorize all the contents of 4 minutes smoothly.

Ye Minxue was trying to understand the content of these 4 minutes. The more he understood, the more confused he became. After all, he used to be a human, not a monster, so he communicated with Bai Ze next to him. Things after hours.

"Boss, boss, let's see the content in 4 minutes." Xue Zhui summoned up his courage and pushed Fat Sanhua with his paw.

Fat Sanhua yawned, and lazily opened his eyes. He wanted to stand up and stretch, but he had just stood halfway, and his complexion suddenly became serious.

"What's wrong?" Bai Ze was startled when he saw his face.

Fat Sanhua glanced in front of him, and found that his three younger brothers were all looking at him in surprise, so he became even more nervous.

"Who, who is pulling my hair!" Fat Sanhua's tone was a bit harsh, no way, would there be such a thing as ghosts in the comprehension world?

Speaking of which, their chicken cubs were originally primordial spirits.

Since there is a primordial spirit, will there be a soul?

Now is there a ghost pulling its hair and not letting him get up, or some bad guy is making trouble.

After he finished speaking, the monsters in front of him who were a little surprised suddenly showed unpredictable expressions, and they looked at Fat Sanhua in front of them with indescribable eyes.

They looked at each other, wanting to recommend a monster who told the truth.

"It's you, boss." Ye Minxue replied solemnly.

All of Fat Sanhua's movements froze.

His eyes flicked down to see the hair that was pinned under his paws.

Fat Sanhua: "..."

Fat Sanhua silently moved his paws away, and stood up cautiously.

"Where did you just say?" Fat Sanhua tried to pretend nothing happened.

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感谢在2020-03-0919:59:46~2020-03-1020:02:30期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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