The whole world of comprehension is my shit shoveling officer

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"Cough cough!"

The sun is good today, Fat Sanhua's whole cat is lying on the stone slab, like a huge cat cake, at a glance, he can't find where the slate is.

It's a pity that there will always be discordant voices on such a beautiful afternoon.

Not to mention, Fat Sanhua didn't even lift her head, and didn't even bother to flick her tail.

"Ahem!" The cough became louder.

Fat Sanhua began to try to turn the coughing sound into background music to help him fall asleep better.

The experienced person quickly found the trick, and when the cough sounded for the fifth time, Fat Sanhua had successfully turned it into a lullaby, and fell asleep with the sound of coughing.

Xiao Yueqi finally couldn't wait any longer, he took two steps forward, and pushed the fat cat's body with his hands in dissatisfaction.

He's never had a heart attack like this.

It's fine that the junior and senior brothers didn't come down the mountain to see him, but now that he came back by himself, there was no one to be found, and Fat Sanhua tried his best to ignore him.

Who is not sad to see it.

"Hmph." Fat Sanhua hummed and chirped twice.

"Get up, get up, where is Master, has Master gone to retreat again?" Xiao Yueqi became more and more sad as she thought about it.

"Meow~" A little to the left.

When Xiao Yueqi saw such a line of words appear on the translator above Fat Sanhua's head, he reacted for two seconds and understood.

So he moved the hand that was kneading Fat Sanhua to the left.

Fat Sanhua sighed.

"Meow~" Go down a bit.

Xiao Yueqi hurried down.

"Meow~" Try harder, harder.

Xiao Yueqi intensified her strength a little, and Fat Sanhua's comfortable tail was raised.

"Meow meow!" Now the force is too strong, let's make it smaller.

Xiao Yueqi just listened to Fat Sanhua's instructions and gave him a 5-minute massage.

Five minutes later, Xiao Yueqi finally came to her senses from this inexplicable situation, what was he doing.

"Qiaoqiu!" Xiao Yueqi yelled loudly.

Fat Sanhua seemed to think that enough was enough, he got up from the stone slab, and looked at Xiao Yueqi with drooping eyes.

This can be regarded as a reward for Xiao Yueqi's massage for him.

"Why are you the only one here, where are the others?" Xiao Yueqi asked.

"Who are you?" Fat Sanhua opened his sleepy eyes from taking a nap, he looked extremely confused, as if he really didn't know who Xiao Yueqi was in front of him.

Xiao Yueqi almost lost her temper on the spot.

Just kidding, didn't this fat cat want to watch him every day a month ago, why did he forget about him now.

Xiao Yueqi was about to complain about the fat cat's memory, when suddenly, his eyes rolled around as if thinking of something.

It was so thrilling that I almost fell into the trap of this fat cat again.

"Have you forgotten, I am your uncle!"

Fat Sanhua: "..."

Fat Sanhua didn't speak, just looked at him.

"Hmph, you forgot about me, that's normal, you, an unfilial descendant, ran away without a word two years ago, and it took me so long to finally find you." Xiao Yueqi pointed her finger Fat Sanhua's nose.

It's too cruel.

Is this the legendary blue out of blue and better than blue?Obviously even an old fox like Zhu Wenbin was punished by him, but Xiao Yueqi was not fooled.

Fat Sanhua pondered for a second.

Xiao Yueqi was complacent, he thought he had won the match.

But how could victory come so easily?Fat Sanhua thought of a new countermeasure.

He put away his translation headband.

"Meow meow!"

"Meow meow meow meow meow meow~" If you are my uncle, you must be able to understand what I say.

Fat Sanhua barked loudly on purpose.

Xiao Yueqi sank slightly, and said boldly: "That's natural, as your uncle, I must understand what you say."

Fat Sanhua was taken aback for a moment, he stretched out his claws, and touched his head.

It's not wrong, he has already taken off the translator, Xiao Yueqi must not understand what he is saying.

Then Xiao Yueqi must be confused.

Fat Sanhua didn't cry out again, he and Xiao Yueqi, you look at me, I look at you.

"Meow?" Do you really understand what I'm saying?

"Of course, you are my descendants, how could I not understand what my descendants are talking about." Xiao Yueqi nodded her head as a matter of course.

Fat Sanhua kept his mouth shut, he felt that he couldn't go on like this, since Xiao Yueqi must be like this...

"Meow meow!" You are a big idiot!

Fat Sanhua was extremely happy.

He yelled loudly and high-pitched on purpose, so that Xiao Yueqi could understand what the consequences would be if he wanted to trick him casually.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Yueqi narrowed her eyes in an instant: "How can you curse at others casually?"

Fat Sanhua was taken aback, even if it was fooled, Xiao Yueqi was too good, he had already fooled three sentences in a row, this level even Fat Sanhua had to marvel at.

Xiao Yueqi secretly laughed in her heart.

Isn't it simple?That's why Fat Sanhua felt that others could not understand what he said.

The expression of this cat is so rich, there is no need to look at the translator specially, just look at his face to know what he is talking about again.

"Qiuqiu, where's the master?" Xiao Yueqi asked immediately when she saw that Fat Sanhua had panicked.

Fat Sanhua was still thinking about what to say next, so he replied subconsciously: "It's gone to retreat."

"Oh~ Did you say that Master has gone to retreat, it seems that you still know who I am very clearly." Xiao Yueqi nodded contentedly.

"Meow meow meow! You bully the little cat!" Fat Sanhua was so angry that he jumped up and rushed into Xiao Yueqi's arms, Xiao Yueqi hugged him and even hated him.

"Qiuqiu, have you gained weight again? I looked at the feel of your hands, and you must have twenty catties." Xiao Yueqi weighed it twice, and Fat Sanhua hurriedly jumped out of his arms.

This despicable villain, at such a time, still doesn't forget to bully him.

"Anyway, it's good that you know me now, don't hurry up and bring the translator." Xiao Yueqi saw that it was almost done, and finally stopped teasing Fat Sanhua.

"Meow meow!" I won't wear it!

"Meow meow!" You despicable villain!

Fat Sanhua cursed.

Xiao Yueqi doesn't hurt or itch, doesn't he know the virtues of the junior brother?Anyway, I was scolded a few times, and a piece of meat was indispensable.

Fat Sanhua repeated those words over and over again, and he was tired of cursing later.

He was finally willing to put on the translator again, and canceled what happened just now, pretending to be nonchalant: "Why did you come back all of a sudden?"

"You still said that you won't come to me later, but I have made a breakthrough." Xiao Yueqi was a little excited, no one came to such a great level, which made him unable to show off.

"Oh, that's good." Fat Sanhua stretched.

"Didn't you tell me not to come to you?" Why did this guy beat him up.

"Eldest brother didn't come to see me either!" Xiao Yueqi already had the feeling that the elder brother didn't come, there must be a reason for Fat Sanhua's involvement in it.

"You are Nascent Soul cultivator after all, why are you still like the kids in the school, full of big brother's big brother's big brother's big brother's big brother's big brother's big brother's big brother's big brother's big brother's big brother's big brother's name." Fat Sanhua was just put in a row, and now he is trying his best to fight back.

"Angry?" Xiao Yueqi knelt down and poked Fat Sanhua's cheek with her hand.

"No." He jumped back onto the slate and lay down.

"Hey, don't be angry, then I brought you some good things." Xiao Yueqi began to look for it carefully.

Fat Sanhua's ears moved.

It's not that he was really greedy for what Xiao Yueqi gave him, he was just a little curious, after all, kittens are such curious animals.

So Fat Sanhua successfully convinced himself, he turned his head to look.

"Look, you like it, a wooden mouse!" Regarding this gift, Xiao Yueqi really put in two effort.

He spent a long time in the mortal world, and finally thought that cats like mice, so he bought a mouse product and came back.

Fat Sanhua sighed and let it go, what hope could he have for this guy?So he stretched out his claws and brought the mouse over, lazily continued to sleep in front of his belly.

"I haven't seen Master this time, so I don't know when I'll see him next time." Xiao Yueqi sighed.

Things like Zhu Wenbin would be annoying if you see them every day, but you will miss them if you don't see them for a long time.

"Then you go smash the wall, just smash a small hole to see, it shouldn't matter." Fat Sanhua gave him a bad idea.

"Master won't be able to see it for the time being. I'll go to see the senior brother and junior junior sister. I'll show you my skills tonight. I also took time to learn a few dishes when I went down the mountain. You can taste it."

Xiao Yueqi talked to herself.

It turned out that what Xiao Yueqi experienced the most at the foot of the mountain was nothing else, but that he had learned how to deal with fat cats like Fat Sanhua.

As long as you speak your own words, you can easily KO Fat Sanhua.

In fact, the effect is also very good.

Fat Sanhua gritted his teeth angrily but couldn't do anything, this guy Xiao Yueqi went down for a trip, why did he become slippery.

But because Xiao Yueqi learned to cook, Fat Sanhua decided to let him go.

His forgiveness only lasted for half a day, when Xiao Yueqi's dishes were finished in the evening, Fat Sanhua directly overturned the dishes in front of him.

"It seems that I really don't have any talent for cooking, so I'll leave it to you in the future." He smacked his lips with a relaxed expression.

It was from this day that Xiao Yueqi miraculously climbed from the bottom of Qifeng's food chain to the top of the food chain.

He already understood a truth.

As long as you are not embarrassed yourself, it is others who are embarrassed.

As long as he is thick-skinned enough to get hurt, it will definitely not be him.

This is the truth Fat Sanhua taught him.

Now the reaction is on Fat Sanhua's head.

Fat Sanhua, who used to sleep on the slate every day, finally ushered in the pinnacle of his feline life.

This is the time when he has had the most activities recently, because he has to quarrel with Xiao Yueqi every day.

Xiao Yueqi made a breakthrough, so naturally she was no longer anxious, her cultivation became much smoother, her mouth became much sharper, and she was on par with Fat Sanhua.

As for Fat Cat's feelings, no one wants to know.

Seeing that Fat Sanhua is unhappy, they are happy.

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The author has something to say:

Tomorrow there will be another episode of the Upper Realm, and it will be over.

The next book will be "The Flickering Life of Internet Celebrity Cats", click on the column to see it, it is expected to open in December (I will have surgery next month)