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Since then, when the two met, they started arguing with each other. Yuan Jie always said that he couldn't speak to Ming Yi, and would be yelled at by his red face puffed up in anger: Ming Yi, you are a big bastard.Gradually everyone became acquainted. Ming Yi always used various reasons to go to Yuan Jie's house for a meal, but fortunately, he left after eating, so Yuan Jie gradually reduced his rejection of him. To him, it’s not just chopsticks.In this way, the days of squabbling continued. After the new year, a new round of spring blossoms ushered in. According to the company's practice, there will be a spring outing every year. What other companies usually have is called what kind of country expansion. Or somewhere for a few days, but what they say here is like an outing for elementary school students. Not only does it sound like it, but it also looks like it.This time it was in a place called Tangshan near the city. Why is it called Tangshan? It’s because a hot spring was found on the mountain. In recent years, it’s not popular in Japan and Korea to soak in hot water. Just named it Tangshan, you said that the relevant department is really talented, how easy is it to choose this name... Cough.cough.Cough, um, that's getting too far, let's get down to business.It is said that the old employees have no enthusiasm for such activities, but Yuan Jie has only joined the company not long ago, and he has never participated in a company-based outing before. Ming Yi is full of enthusiasm like his extremely excited little dick.

"I said you don't need to be so busy, that is to say, you will be back in two days and one night. Don't act like you are going to make a big migration." The day before departure, Ming Yi was still eating at Yuan Jie's house, and the dishes and chopsticks hadn't been cleaned yet Yuan Jie searched here and there in the bedroom, afraid that he didn't bring enough things to regret his first spring outing, Ming Yi next to him was really speechless.

"We climb mountains during the day and soak in hot springs at night, don't you think it's great." Yuan Jie still said excitedly.

"Hehe, I don't think the company has such boring activities every year. If it weren't for going out to play when I can go to work, the devil would go back."

"But I've never done anything like this before."

"Yeah, that's why I don't despise you when I see you looking so poor and happy now."

"Tch, do you want to care? You have already finished your meal, why don't you leave, don't talk about me, get out of here."

"Okay, okay, prepare slowly, little dick, I'm leaving."

"Go away, you big bastard."

After sending this noisy guy away, he went to bed satisfied after confirming the things to bring several times.

Yuan Jie had been waiting for the tour bus at the appointed place early on. As his colleagues got on the bus one after another, he was finally about to start this novel journey. There were four women and one man in Yuan Jie's office, so the women naturally had to sit on the bus. He is not interested in chatting and gossiping together, so he sits alone in the double seat, and Ming Yi naturally walks to sit next to him when he sees this, calling it an escort!He said that Yuan Jie came out to play for the first time and had no experience, so he acted as a tour guide. In the end, he only got the whiteness of the other party's eyes!

The bus stopped in a landscape of beautiful mountains and rivers. The itinerary in the morning was to allocate a room for a proper rest, then start to have lunch, and start climbing in the afternoon.Of course, it was a 'coincidence' when dividing the room that Yuan Jie and Ming Yi were in the same room.Yuan Jie wondered if there was some invisible plaster sticking them together, otherwise they couldn't get rid of this trouble.Forget it, let it be at ease, and not affect my mood, so I went back to the room with Ming Yi.It was a clean and tidy double room. Ming Yi was a little tired after sitting in the car for several hours. Yuan Jie was still full of energy and was busy unloading his luggage from the suitcase. Then the following appeared on the table: facial cleansing Milk, sunscreen, repair milk, toner, gel, leave-on mask, etc. bottles and cans, Ming Yi's eyes stared from the normal state until the eyeballs were protruding: "I wiped it, you You are kidding me, what are you old man doing with these things, could it be that you were transformed by a woman?"

"Fuck you, you are the one who changed from a woman."

"Then you bring these things, it's not a new type of drink, it's for drinking."

"These are all gifts. The skin care products purchased online by our female colleagues in the office will give various gifts and trial sizes. If they don't want them, they will give them to me. I will go back and try it. If the effect is not bad, I will continue to use it. "

"No wonder, I just said that you have such good skin as a man. Don't use some gifts from those old women in the future, and go directly to the counter to buy skin care products for men. Uh, no, even if this is the case, you don't have to worry about it." Take it with you, don't you think it's troublesome or heavy." Ming Yi was about to faint from his anger.

"It's okay, it's windy, gray, and sunny outside. Sister Li in the office said: 'Dust and ultraviolet rays are very harmful to the skin'"

At this time, Mingyi cursed in his heart that all those women gained 30 catties of weight, and they all instilled some messy things into his little Jiejie, and he must complain when they go back to work and gossip and shop online.When he saw Yuan Jie took out a glass box with a small plant in it, he completely collapsed. When he asked him what it was, Yuan Jie replied innocently: "I heard from Sister Zhao that the soil next to the hot spring is very good and suitable for planting. This little plant."

"You can just take the bag and fill it with soil and go home?" Ming Yi wanted to bite his teeth off when he said this.

"Oh, yes, huh, I didn't even think of it." Yuan Jie calmly went to the bathroom.

Ming Yi's thinking has been completely distorted by him, he is so angry that he just wants to slap him hard and warn him not to be influenced by those fallacies anymore.

They had a short rest until it was time for lunch. After lunch, they were about to set off to climb the mountain. Before leaving, Yuan Jie found his backpack and was about to bring a lot of things, but Ming Yi forcibly stopped him, otherwise this kid I will faint on the mountain from exhaustion, and I will not suffer by myself.

There are not any famous mountains and rivers here, so everyone walks casually together. Usually, Yuan Jie is a very boring person. The only people he knows in the office are Lin Ting, Sister Li, and Sister Zhao. Lin Ting’s name is Yuan Jie. Yuan Jie still politely declined to go with them, since there was really no common language.Ming Yi had already guessed that this would be the result, so he went over and dragged him up the mountain.It is rare for people who always sit in the office to be so close to nature. Yuan Jie is full of freshness in everything. Ming Yi keeps taking pictures of himself while looking around. Ming Yi looks at Yuan Jie’s excited state in the camera. He was also elated, he took the camera to capture every movement and every smile of Yuan Jie, these are the treasures he wants to cherish.Slowly they walked farther and farther away and gradually lost sight of other colleagues. Mingyi also only cared about taking pictures and did not pay attention to the distance. Before they all realized, they had already found themselves lost. This is not a scenic spot, and there are no well-built There are plank roads and cement roads, and there are no street signs, only climbers walk through the dirt roads that have been opened up. Yuan Jie began to panic, and Ming Yi comforted him: "It's okay, the mountain is not big, we go in one direction, and we will always go back." , it’s just that the time to go is longer.” Yuan Jie, who was half-believing, still let out a “hmm”.

They began to try to go back the same way, because there was no sign, and the trees next to it were very lush, so it was difficult to observe the surrounding situation. After walking for a long time, Yuan Jie was a little exhausted, so he took a rest at the same place.

"Are you okay? Tired, thirsty?" Ming Yi asked with concern.

"Well, I'm a little tired, but it's okay, just take a rest." Yuan Jie saw the empty mineral water bottle in Ming Yi's hand and asked, "Are you thirsty? I still have water here."

"Not thirsty, keep the water and drink it when you are thirsty."

"How much longer do we have to go?"

"I don't know, it should be here soon, we didn't walk for too long when we came, right?"

Although Yuan Jie knew that Ming Yi was comforting himself, he still gave him a trusting smile, and then continued on his way. Ming Yi was holding his mobile phone and was about to contact his colleagues, when he heard Yuan Jie behind him yelling, he turned around and took a look. , found Yuan Jie squatting on the ground and clutching his left ankle with a painful expression on his face, so he hurried over to see what happened.Yuan Jie said that when he was standing there resting, his left foot suddenly felt extremely painful. When he pulled up his trouser leg, he saw a bug that looked like a centipede hanging on his foot. He shook his left foot desperately to shake off the bug, and was bitten. The place was immediately red and swollen and painful.Ming Yi anxiously looked at Yuan Jie's feet. It was obvious that poisonous insects had bitten them. I don't know how poisonous these insects are, but don't let anything happen. He helped Yuan Jie sit on a nearby rock, Make sure the surrounding area is clean and call for help as soon as there are no bugs. A colleague immediately contacted the local forest administrator and police after receiving the call, and asked them to explain in detail how they got lost and how they were bitten, and asked them to stay put and wait for rescue. .

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