The daily life of a man as a monk

===========================

719

Sad tears in the sad sky, sad hands of the sad elder brother.

The eldest brother held up his frayed hands and made a difficult and solemn decision.

He, Nukulu Aotian, who is number two in the world today and will definitely become number one in the future, is about to retire.

He couldn't stand this damn world down the mountain anymore.

This damned world not only ruined his ordinary life as a swordsman with his master, but also hindered his ordinary daily sword practice.

His palms were really torn.

Because I can only use my hands, when communicating sweetly with Master.

As soon as this decision was made, it immediately ushered in the loud opposition of the younger brothers.The juniors rushed over with a "Wow", and both hugged the senior brother's thighs.

"Think twice! Senior brother, please think twice!" The second senior brother had tears in his eyes, and his grief turned into a clear stream overflowing his eyes, "You want to become the number one man in the world, how can you, how can you just stop there Give up? Don't you want to be the best in the world?"

If the elder brother who wanted to be the number one in the world in various aspects before would definitely be shaken by this, but the elder brother is different now, he is no longer the elder brother who used to have the words "solitary and widow" written all over his body.

He has a Taoist companion.

Still alive, panting, a true Taoist who can have a good time.

They have broken through the once justifiable non-substantial husband and wife relationship, and have become a real actual husband and wife.

Eldest brother thinks so.

With a sweet Taoist couple in a real relationship, who wants to be the best in all aspects?

He's not like the other Number One Under Heaven kind of widowed kings who live in frog ponds, bored to the point of being omnipotent, capable of everything except having children.

Ah.

720

The former widow king Shizun who was far down the mountain in the Xiaopoguan stronghold suddenly sneezed hugely.

The frog elders in the frog pond beside them were shocked, and they threw down their papers and gathered beside the master, "Brother Zhang, what's wrong with you, brother?"

"Brother must have been scolded!"

"What? Someone dares to scold Senior Brother! Who is it? How bold."

"Don't panic, let Pindao do the math."

"Pinch your ass, let the old man put up a plate of secret hexagrams."

Seeing the scene of chickens flying and dogs jumping, Master couldn't help but slowly put out a question mark.

He understood the truth, but didn't this group of people never learn fortune-telling?

721

The bald head who was working frantically looked up and smiled coldly.

Heh, he also said that he didn't want to work. This group of people is the fish king who really seizes the opportunity to touch.

722

Two sad frogs hang from the legs of the steadfast elder brother.

The sad frog has a heavy weight, so heavy that the elder brother is like dragging two pigs of two hundred catties.

Eldest brother is tired, physically and mentally exhausted.

His juniors are really damn clumsy, and the senior brother even suspects that they have grown fat without any experience at the foot of the mountain for so long.

The third senior brother immediately refused to accept it, "Nonsense, I didn't gain weight, but I am an idol who trains a lot every day. I am obviously the second child. I reported him. Not only does he not exercise, but he also steals supper every night."

The second senior brother turned pale with shock.

God, isn't he the man that the third child loves the most?How could the third child betray him like this?How can I tell the elder brother that this little tit belongs to their husband and wife?

The third senior brother immediately denied it, "No, you are not. The senior brother is the man I love the most."

The second senior brother burst into tears on the spot, the crystal clear teardrops slid down his handsome cheeks, and wet the soft pants of the senior senior brother.

He wiped his tears sadly, bit his lips lightly, and whispered, "I didn't expect, I didn't expect that I would be a substitute. Third child, you are really cruel."

The third senior brother smiled charmingly, "That's right, my heart is so cruel, and I gave it to you. Second child, you are the vicious man. You clearly know that my real Bai Yueguang is the senior brother, but you still To take away my soul, my life."

The second senior brother was surprised and delighted, "San'er! Really? What am I yours?"

Third senior brother: "You are my fat pig."

Second senior brother: ...

The second senior brother, Fat Pig, raised his fist.

Big brother: ...

The senior brother kicked the punching frog away.

These two frogs not only punched, but also secretly wiped tears on his pants.

The pants bought by Master.

The boxing juniors, frogs and frogs are obviously on the top, even if they are kicked away by the beloved senior brother, you and I are still entangled and beaten forever.

It's hard to imagine that Frog and Frog actually practice Taijiquan, and it's not at all the same as the old grandpas and grandmas at the foot of the mountain. It's even cooler than the first stage of the first senior brother and the third senior brother.

That movement, that scene, attracted idols who put on make-up to their windows one after another, calling out the light of domestic production.

It was too late and then it was too late, the little balls who had put on makeup dragged Long Dandan and rushed to join the battlefield. I saw Long Dandan swaying his tail, sweeping away the legs of the second senior brother Jinji Zili with a whip, and then came A fierce tiger pounced on the ground, once again firmly occupying the long legs of the elder brother who had just been liberated.

"Master." Long Dandan revealed his mournful European-style eyes.

The elder brother looked down at him.

Ah, his apprentice, his talented foreign apprentice brother of the sword cultivator, put on this idol's stage makeup is so dazzling, so dazzling that even Sangsang's eyes look so amazing, fierce With childishness, it is so tender that it is lovable.

Big brother seems to understand.

This is the little milk dog that the junior sister said, and it is also a wolf dog type.

Although, judging from the age of Long Dandan dating back to the 80s and [-]s of last century, only the face of the little milk dog can match.

Hush.

The little wolf dog looked at his master eagerly, his twinkling eyes resembled his twinkling eyes, with a loving light, "Master, I heard that you want to retire."

The elder brother nodded.

Xiao Maruko tightly hugged the other thigh of the elder brother, tears streaming down his face, "No, no duck. Brother, how could you have such an idea? Didn't we agree to stand on the world stage together?"

The elder brother frowned slightly, and couldn't help thinking about it for a while to recall, but he couldn't find the relevant memory.

He questioned, "When?"

Maruko choked.

Well, he admitted that he saw this from the Girl Idol Fan last night, but the Girl Idol Fan is so popular that even the judges who are about to turn into the previous generation are watching it, the big brother must know it?

Eldest brother really doesn't know, who is he after all?An old-fashioned and boring pure-blooded swordsman, he doesn't even read the love stories circulating on the mountain, let alone the entertainment hobbies of the people down the mountain.

What's more, he spent the whole night yesterday in a two-person world with Master.

The battle was so fierce that even Long Dandan, who turned into a bat and knocked on the window in the middle of the night, didn't see it.

Recalling the scene that I accidentally saw through the cracks in the curtains, the humble little bat almost couldn't help but turn into a red bat again like it was then.

Long Dandan wanted to cover Xiaowanzi's mouth with one hand, but who was Xiaowanzi?The Jiangnan idol who is famous for his flexible dancing posture, folded his waist and casually dodged his hand, saying, "It doesn't matter when, the important thing is don't you want to stand on the world stage with us? ?It’s so big that people all over the country can see it.”

The senior brother tilted his head, "Is the show very popular?"

"Oh." Xiaowanzi was silent for a while, "That's not true."

Although this little show has two streams brought by him and Long Dandan, to put it bluntly, it is only watched by melon farmers who like handsome guys.

Oh, there is also a group of mountain sword cultivators who don't know where they came from.

That group of sword repairers is really serious about playing and throwing, even the professional star chasing girls can't keep up with them.

723

Sword cultivator, a magical species who is serious about everything unless he doesn't do it.

Even if they voted for the draft, they were surreptitiously serious.

724

Xiao Maruko quickly cheered up again, "It's okay, although our Xiaopo show is not popular, but our sponsor father is rich."

The elder brother thought to himself, what a miraculous meatball, who only yelled at O ​​Doudou a few days ago, but now he is willing to call Dad.

Could it be that this is the legendary top traffic?

Xiao Maruko's eyes sparkled brightly, "Brother, do you know? The sponsor's father is super powerful. He even directly upgraded the group reward of Xiao Po's program."

Maruko was so excited that she danced, "The first event after forming the group is the opening performance of the national live broadcast of the game, the national live broadcast! It's CCTV. It's the first time a big game is broadcast live to the outside world. Not only does everyone in the country pay attention, I heard that even people from abroad are watching. We actually have to perform there, I thought I had no chance to stand there."

The big brother suddenly had a bad feeling, "What game?"

"The land of my dreams." Xiao Maruko clenched her fists, "The finals of the martial art competition."

725

Big Brother, a contestant in the finals: ...

Senior brother clasped his fists: Farewell.

726

Big brother is numb.

He thought that he went down the mountain just to find his biological parents to choose an ordinary show, and then he could go back to the mountain to resume his ordinary daily life of sword repair after the selection.But he didn't expect that this would be such a devilish show.

Once the devil makes his debut, he will be reduced to the tragic scene of performing in front of the whole country and then immediately participating in the martial art competition.

Moreover, I have to remove makeup and change clothes in the middle.

suffocated.

The senior brother's eyes went dark for a while, and he was about to leave.

The younger brothers were taken aback, and Maruko was even more excited, and suddenly hugged the elder brother's waist tightly, "Brother, calm down, brother."

The elder brother was cold and ruthless, and he pushed his hand away forcefully.

Long Dandan followed closely, entangled his master tightly, the charming stage make-up made his expression look more sincere, "Master."

The big brother didn't listen.

Long Dandan's eyes fluttered, "Master~"

The elder brother silently turned his head and looked at him out of the corner of his eyes.

Long Dandan's teary eyes were expressionless, "Master, listen to what I said, I really want to stand on the same world stage with you, Master!"

After all, the face of Xiaojun, who was as cruel and ruthless as all sword cultivators, suddenly changed suddenly. His beautiful eyebrows raised slightly, his pink lips trembled slightly, and the next moment a tear fell from the corner of his eye. There are colorful lights flashing below, "嘿~"

727

Big brother, big big brother pupil earthquake.

His apprentice was actually an Oscar winner.