The daily life of a man as a monk

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The beauty elder brother probably didn't expect that he was the culprit that caused the couple to break up, so he couldn't help lowering his eyes in frustration.

The younger brothers thoughtfully surrounded the elder brother.

The second senior brother reached out his paw and touched the elder brother's jade hand to comfort him, "It's okay, senior brother, it's not your fault."

The third senior brother nodded, and hugged the senior senior brother's shoulder very distressedly, "Yes, like countless youth pain dramas, there must be such a white moonlight that the male lead will never forget. You are just that distant It's just unreachable moonlight, it's not your fault, it's just that he made a mistake that all men make."

The senior brother was very moved, and then mercilessly opened the hands of the juniors.

His juniors are so considerate, yet so annoying, they are always taking every opportunity to eat his tofu.

The younger brothers shyly said that they were just posting to the senior brother, what kind of tofu.

Big brother: ...

The senior brother doesn't want to stick to the juniors, and it's not his master.

Gee.

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Eldest brother tilted his head: So what are the mistakes that men make?

The second senior brother smiled evilly: That's the one, the one that is necessary for that bloody drama.

The big brother said he didn't understand.

As a generation of orthodox sword cultivators, the light of righteousness in the minds of countless sword cultivators, Eldest Senior Brother set an example by never looking at those useless things.

Of course, the things that the brothers usually babbled in his ears and tortured him didn't count.

Therefore, the big brother has no idea about the mistakes that men will make.

The third senior brother thought to himself that he was worthy of being a senior senior brother, even if he is a married man, he is still as pure as a snow-white lotus flower, free from the pollution of the silt from the outside world.

The third senior brother felt that it was time for the senior senior brother to feel the cruelty of their muddy world.So he explained, "It is one heart with two fluctuations at the same time, for two people."

What?Two kinds of fluctuations?

The elder brother was shocked when he heard the words, and opened his eyes slightly with a blank expression, "Separation of room and room?"

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Third Senior Brother: ...

Third Brother: Atrioventricular separation is a heart attack.

Second senior brother: I just said that I can't talk too literary, right?Eldest brother, he is a steel sword repairman, so he doesn't understand.

The elder brother blinked blankly.

Third Senior Brother: That is, he fell in love with two people at the same time, Senior Brother.

Senior brother, senior senior brother opened their mouths silently, and spit out silent surprise for a long time.

As a good brother, the second senior brother had a tacit understanding, and followed by a simultaneous translation, "He has no masculinity!"

Big brother: ...

So if you don't understand the small language of sword repair, can you stop translating casually?What is male virtue?

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Male virtue, a supreme code of perfect male principles.

As a generation of perfect men, men with masculine virtues should be diligent and thrifty in housekeeping, never lie as promised, clean up their bodies, never wear revealing clothes, and devote themselves to hiding the holy muscles of their bodies under the layers of clothes. Charisma blooms only when facing one's own object.

Above all, an outstanding man of virtue must guard his body like a jade.

Just like most tall and handsome wealthy old men in Jinjiang City, even if they become old men, they can't have love-hate entanglements with strange men and women, and keep their first love, first kiss and first night for the destined person.

It's best for such a man to be cleanliness, not to touch anyone outside casually except his partner, and not to talk to strange men and women casually.

Ah, what a holy and wonderful quality.

It is as holy as that high god, like that man who fascinated countless people, that pure and clean first-generation Long Aotian.

old man.

Hate being touched by others.

The only thing is not to reject the elder brother.

No weird love-hate entanglements.

Until I met my big brother, I kept my first love, first kiss and first night.

Wait, isn't this the Master?

Realizing this, the second and third senior brothers took a sharp breath.

The ten best male virtues are actually by my side.

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Big brother: ...

The elder brother immediately denied, "Nonsense."

The second senior brother and the third senior brother were taken aback for a moment, opening their mouths wide open in unison, just like Yi in the melon field.

What?Could it be that the master has something unknown before the elder brother?

The elder brother frowned handsomely, and said: "How can this be a man's virtue? It is clearly the code of sword repair."

Second Senior Brother, Third Senior Brother: ...

OK, got it.

The male Germans are all sword repair men.

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Second Senior Brother: So here comes the question, why are so many sword cultivators still lonely?

Eldest brother thought for a while: Maybe it's because he hasn't met the destined person yet.

Third Senior Brother: Oh, that would be bad.They still don't like to go out, maybe this is their whole life.

All sword cultivators: ...

Oops, I feel offended.

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Here, the three brothers and sisters stabbed the hearts of countless lonely and widowed sword cultivators crazily, while the romantic men and women whose misunderstandings were resolved over there began to lose face. They clearly saw the deep love for each other, but they still refused to listen to you. Go away and start The ancient script of him chasing her and fleeing them without wings was staged.

Seeing the young men and women chasing away, the senior brothers sitting in rows had tears in their eyes.

Ah, is this youth?

The second senior brother pretended to wipe the corners of his eyes, "It's so touching. After so many years, they still haven't forgotten each other's love."

The third senior brother thoughtfully took out his handkerchief, raised his orchid finger and wiped his nose pretentiously, "Isn't it? It's been so many years since my junior sister graduated from high school. I didn't expect that they would still have love in their hearts when they were not with each other. "

The second senior brother sighed, "This reminds me of a touching love story. The one you have heard, senior brother, is the story we often play for you."

The elder brother tilted his head to look at him, and slowly typed a question mark.

There is no way, his juniors usually play too much, and they are possessed by the actor at every turn, you love me for a while, I love you for a while, you love me for a while, I love him, and he loves him for a while, one script a day, so that the big brother can't do it at all. I understand how much water from the East China Sea they have in their minds.

"It was the story that shocked you at the beginning, and you didn't sleep well for several days in a row!" The second senior brother sang, "The overbearing president's runaway wife is a genius baby who is absolutely beautiful."

Big brother: ...

The elder brother was shocked for a moment until his eyes lost their light.

Oh, he remembered.

The domineering president's runaway wife, the story that frightened the senior brother who was still a teenager so that he didn't dare to sleep with his master for a while.

That, at one point made the senior brother feel that sleeping with the master would lead to the bloody love of the master's child.

Although, in the end, the elder brother who didn't want to have children was coaxed back by the resourceful master.

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The master who once shared the bed with his lover: ...

The culprit turned out to be you.

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Senior Brother: So Junior Sister and O Doudou are in the same bed?

Second Senior Brother: Oh, that's not true.My younger brother is still a little virgin who hasn't even held a girl's little hand.

The third senior brother was shocked: What?The two of them are so in love with each other, they haven't held hands yet?

Second brother: Because my mother said that you can't hold a girl's hand if you are not married, otherwise you will be beaten by your mother.

The senior brother remembered the past of the second senior brother and the third senior brother, and couldn't help thinking deeply when he saw the lively second senior brother.

Second senior brother, if his mother finds out and gets on the bus before paying the fare, will he still be alive?

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