The daily life of a man as a monk

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In the end, the senior brother destroyed Hua Huohuo's beautiful hair with his hands, but he died tragically in his stomach under the obstruction of the acting skills of the second senior brother and the third senior brother. In the end, it became a regret in the life of the senior senior brother, because he did not become a A cool guy with a boy group head.

But without the cool guy's hair, you can still have the cool guy's strength.So the big brother took a rare time to ask the fashionable city person Xiao Maruko about the dance skills that the boy group Ku Guy should have.

Maruko was ecstatic.

After all, as a non-mainstream sword cultivator, he can't fight, he can't learn how to use eyes, and he doesn't dare to do it every day.Among a group of very violent dps friends, the only thing he is good at is dancing.

Although, such things as dancing skills can't make him a professional swordsman, nor can he make a breakthrough in his cultivation.

But it's okay!The awesome dancing skills he has practiced for many years finally have their due use on this day - he can let the senior brother call him a teacher hehehehehehe.

The elder brother was very moved and refused his request in exchange for teaching swordsmanship.

Xiaowanzi who was stuffed with a lot of sword practice skills: "..."

Xiao Maruko: "Although I'm very touched, I really don't want to swing my sword 1000 times a day and still use the same sword technique."

Long Dandan comforted, "It's okay, I'll hit [-]."

In the end, Xiaowanzi was so shocked by Ritian Jianxiu's tenacity that she shed tears with sore arms.

He, who has always been devoted to salted fish, finally understood the reason why Long Dandan and his disciples are on this day.

In addition to talent, hard work and hard work are indeed the reasons for changing a person's life.

But obviously, the contemporary salted fish expert Xiao Maruko only wants to have talent, and doesn't really want to work hard.

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Xiaowanzi hammered the table in tears: "Damn it, why is there no good thing in this world that doesn't require hard work?"

Long Dandan didn't even think about it, "Yes."

Maruko looked up expectantly, "What?"

Long Dandan patted his dog's head, "Find a rich woman to take care of her."

Xiaowanzi suddenly realized, and felt that Long Dandan's words were so wonderful.So he didn't want to work hard, he immediately took out his mobile phone, Didi Di dialed the number, and in an affectionate and expectant tone, he howled like a baby, "Mom—!"

[?Didn't you run away from home? 】

"This matter is not important." Xiaowanzi screamed heart-piercingly, "The important thing is can you take care of me? I don't want to work hard anymore."

Ma Wanzi on the other side of the phone was silent for a moment, and then firmly squeezed out a fragrant word from between her teeth.

【roll. 】

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Xiao Maruko, who was touched by Fenfang, was even more sad, but what can he do?I can only continue to work hard to die or live.But it is really painful for a salted fish to swing a sword a thousand times a day, and it is inevitable that the evil will come from the heart for a while, and it will send a more difficult dance task to the big brother who is learning hip-hop.

But what does a sword cultivator with a pure bloodline need?It is the indomitable heart and the spirit of hard work.What's more, it's a chosen person like Elder Brother who takes every day as his life goal.

As a generation of Ritian Sword Cultivator, Eldest Senior Brother will definitely become number one in the world.And on this road of becoming number one in the world, the senior brother has always blocked Buddhas and killed Buddhas, and demons blocked and killed demons. Nothing can stop him from moving forward.

What's more, it's just a mere dance skill.

That's right, mere dance skills.A mere dance requires excellent control over one's own muscles.

The king who often commits a group of brutal behaviors never loses an iota of control over his muscles.They often have the most perfect muscle strength and the most unbelievable flexibility in the world, even though they may look like a group of tough stinky men from the outside.

For example, big brother, it is not a problem to turn around 360 degrees to avoid spells after hanging in the air, or to hang a golden hook upside down on a tree trunk to decapitate the enemy with only waist strength.

If necessary, he can even easily make the x-yang 180-style magical posture full of x-tangs, and in this posture that Jin Jiang does not allow to describe, he can kill the enemy with great lethality.

In short, he is strong and let him be strong, and I am the strongest when I am flexible.

This may be the most basic professionalism of violent dps.

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The second and third senior brothers who are also very violent: ...

No, this is just the professionalism of the sword repairer, it has nothing to do with our dps.

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In short, the senior brother with excellent professionalism quickly learned the special skills of hip-hop dance with the help of Xiaowanzi, and successfully counterattacked within a few days. Hip-hop powerhouse.

As for the question of why so many dazzling hip-hop special skills can be learned so quickly.Don't ask, asking is the chosen one.

Although, the dance of this Chosen One is always miraculously full of murderous looks, as if he can kill everyone next to him in the next moment.

Looking at the senior brother who danced smoothly, and the third senior brother who was still stuck in the basic movements of the lower back, Long Dandan couldn't help sighing physically and mentally, "Maybe, this is the reason why our sword cultivators are the strongest."

Dharma practitioners who were suppressed: "..."

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The second senior brother who was watching: "I don't really want to admit that you are the strongest swordsman."

The stiff third senior brother who still couldn't get down: "Strong, isn't it the senior brother and the master? What does it have to do with you who just established the foundation?"

Long Dandan, who showed his fangs and red eyes, tilted his head like a ghost, "How about we fight?"

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Some people look like a white and tender entry-level rookie, but secretly they are the king bat spirit who has sealed his own dark power.

And some people seem to be the light of Dharma cultivation who looks like a dog, but in fact they can't even beat the bat spirit who hasn't had enough food for hundreds of years.

Lights of Dharma Cultivators who look like dogs: ...

Although, the bat spirit is hundreds of years old and still a king, but we are just babies in their 20s.

Bat Spirit King: "Then why is my master in his twenties able to push me to the ground and beat me violently?"

Without hesitation, the Light of Faxiu said, "Think about why you were beaten up by a sword cultivator in your twenties when you are hundreds of years old."

Everyone couldn't help falling into silence.

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A thousand-year-old dragon who was violently beaten ten years ago by Jianxiu Xie, who was still a teenager at the time: ...

Ah owe!

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The onlookers Xiaowanzi concluded: Anyway, it’s just pecking at each other.

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The rookies finally shook hands and negotiated.After all, all of you who really pecked up, except for the non-vegetable creatures like the big brother and the master, don't want to get out alive.

The rookies said that although they were good, they still lost their lives in the end.It is better to share the happy life of salted fish in the future. Everyone has the same view. It is better not to box if you look up and look down.

In this regard, the only one in the room who did not belong to Xiaopoguan, Xiaowanzi, said that as a low-level figure in the rookie, he was not very daring to speak.

Under the pursuit of peaceful co-existence and building a harmonious life together, it finally came to the day when the friends performed for the second time.This time, Xiao Maruko and Long Dandan, who are the top trainees in the show, are too scary because of their own traffic, and the director team is afraid that their long-term combination will bring the Valley Boys into a situation of lying and winning, so they forcefully They removed it so that the Valley Boys could stand out.

Of course, there may also be reasons for some kind of bloodbath on a certain blog.

However, this has nothing to do with the Valley Boys.Because, this time, they are no longer the little white flowers in the country that they used to be.

They are men who have undergone horrible idol training; they are cool and fairy, fashionable and charming.

They no longer need to fall into the embarrassing situation of being incompatible with other groups because of live singing because they don't know anything.

This is the completely reborn Valley Boys Group, two cultivators who finally entered the same channel as other contestants and started singing and dancing vigorously.

"They will lose this time." Future idols said one after another, "What's more, 90.00% of the results of this performance are decided by fans' votes. Judging from the current online statistics of fans, they are not as good as us."

The other future idols nodded in agreement.

However, they don't know that some fans do not necessarily exist in xbo, and they may not even be able to access the Internet.

Although this sounds a lot like the living habits of retired seniors, the number of them is far more terrifying than the elderly population.

It was terrifying, and even Xiao Shimei, the leader of the aid team who was in charge of distributing aid supplies, was terrified.

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The little junior sister looked up at the familiar or unfamiliar ball heads in front of her eyes, and she couldn't help but wondered from the bottom of her heart, "It turns out that sword cultivators who only know how to practice will also go down the mountain to chase after stars?"

The second senior brother who was helping to distribute the supplies was also taken aback by the scene at first glance, but it was not because of the horrible ball head, but because of the group of ball head clothes.

If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes today, the second senior brother probably wouldn't have imagined in this lifetime that this group of sword cultivators who are more terrifying than straight men would all change their Taoist robes one day, tie their hair bands on their heads, and show up holding a support card The world of playing songs under the mountain.

Although, each of them is still so cold as ice.Although, their momentum as they walked in unison was very similar to the evil forces heading to the battlefield.

But it's unbelievable that such a ruthless group could go so far one day.

Could this be the power of idols?

For a moment, the second senior brother was so moved by the terrifying collective spirit of the support group that the senior senior brother let out sobs of fear.

Seeing that his eyes were red, he couldn't help but grab a certain sword repairer who didn't want to be named who was taking aid supplies from him, "Brother."

Jianxiu, who did not want to be named, gave him a cold and heartless look, "?"

The second senior brother couldn't help sobbing, "Good job, can you put away your murderous aura? This is really not a group fight, my good brother."

Jianxiu, who did not want to be named: "..."

Jianxiu stared at him for a while with cold eyes, "It's not murderous."

The second senior brother choked up and sniffed, "?"

"It's the sword intent." Jianxiu paused, and then seemed to be unable to bear it and added, "I can't tell the difference, are you stupid?"

Second senior brother: "Although, but, is there any difference?"

The sword cultivator endured it again and again, but finally couldn't help but give him a blank look, "Murderous intent is to kill people. Sword intent is to show respect."

Especially when meeting male gods of sword cultivators like Senior Brother, as a generation of outstanding youths who are civilized and respectful, the sword cultivators will definitely show their full sword intent to show their deepest respect for their idol Senior Brother. lofty respect.

This is the etiquette that sword repairers are most proud of.

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Second Senior Brother: ...I don't really understand your sword cultivators.But, your sword cultivators are really scary.

Really.