The daily life of a man as a monk

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As we all know, the dragon race is the most powerful race in the world, no matter whether it is the thin-waisted and slender dragon of the eastern species or the fat and fat dragon of the western species.

No matter what size dragons are, they all have the strongest passion and the most resolute spirit in the world, as if they were the sons of heaven.

No one can beat them, and no one can make them cry.

This is the stubbornness of their dragon clan.

The dragon who is the tyrant of the West Sea has always thought so.

Until, he met the man named Xie Tian.

That terrifying swordsman who broke his dragon clan's three views of perseverance at a young age, pushed his handsome dragon head into the ground and pulled out his front teeth.

Xihai Tyrannosaurus said that he had never seen such a terrifying creature. It was so terrifying that it had a handsome face like a fairy, but it did not hesitate to perform this ferocious action of beating the dragon with its hands.

ah!Could this be the sword cultivator?

Longlong once doubted the meaning of his existence as the strongest clan in the world.

Fortunately, it turns out that sword repair is not terrible.The scary thing is that man surnamed Xie.

Oh, and his master, the Ritian Great Demon King with a long history.

In any case, the devil king is just a devil king after all. Although he is cruel and terrifying and often pulls out the dragon's teeth to forge a sword, there are only these two big devil kings in this world.

As the tyrant of Xihai, one of the villainous bosses of his friends, is he still afraid that they will fail?

Hmph, a joke.

Can't beat him, can't he move?

So the witty Overlord of the West Sea packed his bags and fled to the East China Sea on the second day after his front teeth were pulled out, and learned his lesson and stayed at home honestly.

He didn't believe it anymore, the world is so big, it can't be stewed in a pot, without his behavior of making waves and making a name for the world, would that man surnamed Xie meet him again?

However, a great man named Zha San once said, fate is beyond reach.

Especially for the biological son who has the true love of Tiandao's father.

No one can escape the destined fate with the elder brother.

nobody.

Even if it is a dragon.

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Zeng Xihai Tyrannosaurus, who thought he had escaped the claws of the sword cultivator, and now the Donghai Zhailong, after ten years of squatting in a comfortable home, finally remembered the fear of being dominated by the sword cultivator surnamed Xie once again on this day. There is the humiliation of being pulled out of the front teeth.

But is this what makes Longlong sad?

Do not!

As the adopted son of Tiandao's father, Long will not have a gap forever just because he lost his front teeth like those stupid mortals.

His teeth will grow!

So what is he sad about?Was it awakened by the super-special Lingguan mantra in sleep?

Do not!

It's the violence of that man surnamed Xie, it's the grief and indignation that he will be blocked at the door of his house after moving!

Ah, thank God!

Don't go too far!

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The big brother who was blocked in the background after singing the scriptures: ...

Big Brother: "Who are you?"

East China Sea House Dragon: "..."

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What is the saddest thing in the world?After ten years of vicissitudes, do you meet your former rival again?

No, I have been thinking about you for ten years, but you have already forgotten me completely.

Facing the bewildered handsome face of the big brother, Donghai Zhailong, who turned into a human form, finally couldn't help shedding tears of grief and anger, "Thank God! Are you still human?"

Eldest brother nodded.

Donghai Zhailong didn't believe it, and showed his tender front teeth, "How are you a person? Ten years ago, ten years ago, I was treated like that by you, and now you say you don't know me?"

Seeing Long's sad, resentful wife's face, the elder brother remained indifferent, but the friends who watched from the side couldn't help but feel a little bit in their hearts, thinking: Could it be, what is the romantic debt left by the elder brother when he was young?

no?Senior brother who was only 15 years old ten years ago!

Could it be that this is the real world of the hero Long Aotian?

A world full of love and hate.

The third senior brother, who knew the senior brother very well, thought about it and found it impossible.

After all, it's not a matter of a day or two for the elder brother to only have the master in his eyes. Since he was a child, he has always looked at no one but the master, so how could he have any romantic debts?

Even if there is, it is with the master.

Maruko had a different opinion on this, "That's why you don't understand. Have you ever seen crispy duck?"

The third senior brother shook his head, he had only read the romance novels of the little junior sister, but he really hadn't read anything about crispy duck.

Xiaowanzi patted her chest, very proud, "But I've seen it!"

Long Dandan let out a "huh" when he heard the words, turned his head [-] degrees on the spot, and turned his face from the TV screen that was showing other groups' performances directly opposite him to the little ball behind him. scene--

Hey!

It's really like a ghost movie.

Long Dandan, the son of ghosts and beasts, asked blankly, "When did you see the crispy duck?"

Xiaowanzi knew long ago that Long Dandan was not even a human being, but who would have thought that Long Dandan could be such a ghost, and was taken aback by this famous scene comparable to the ghost and animal area of ​​Station X, "Old, I saw it a long time ago." ,how?"

Long Dandan was even more puzzled, "But you, didn't you claim to be heterosexual before?"

The ex-straight man Maruko suddenly fell silent.

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Some people say that there is a young lady, and they want to find a young lady every day, but they are secretly looking at the crispy duck behind their backs.

Ha, this is really in line with the famous saying, a man's mouth is a deceiving ghost.

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Xiaowanzi snapped Long Dandan's head 180 degrees back to its original position angrily, "Shut your stinky mouth."

Long Dandan with twisted neck: ...

Although, you are going in the wrong direction.

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The third senior brother watching from the sidelines: ...

These scenes are really like horror movies.

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As a generation of white-haired fairy men, although the third senior brother has been a sprayer and has been professionally repairing swords for 30 years, he still couldn't bear to see such a ghostly nephew. He gently snapped Long Dandan's head back, and then continued to question Xiaowanzi , "I see, you used to be a deep closet, so what?"

Maruko who was locked in the cabinet: ...

Xiaowanzi was furious, "I told you that I only look at the crispy skin duck, it's not a deep cabinet!"

The third senior brother raised his eyebrows, "Then why are you bent now?"

Long Dandan calmly turned his head back again, "Because he is a Yangou."

Maruko: ...

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Maruko: I feel like you're targeting me.

Long Dandan: Just telling the truth.

Third Senior Brother: It's just a troll's self-cultivation.

Maruko: ...

Also said not to target me!

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The sad and angry Xiaowanzi grabbed his good brother Long Dandan with tears of embarrassment and punched him. Don't ask why there is no third senior brother. The fashionista Xiaowanzi is just a flashy rookie in front of him.

With a slap, he was compared by KO's Xiaocai.

Although, the side dishes are more than enough in front of Long Dandan.

However, as a good gay friend who has been gay for many years, the considerate Long Dandan usually gives Xiaocai Biyi a little face at such times, in case Caibi becomes even more ashamed and commits suicide by bumping his head with tofu.

Xiaocaibi, who was given a little bit of face, finished boxing cursingly, and then began to show his professional skills as a senior reader of Crispy Duck, "Do you know who Brother Tian is?"

Long Dandan: "Sword repair."

Third senior brother: "Niu Hulu family."

"No wow! Please cooperate with me!" Xiaowanzi angrily slapped Long Dandan's head away, "It's a heartthrob, do you understand?"

The third brother said he didn't understand.

After all, as far as the third senior brother's years of experience in peeking at the romance novels of his junior sister, he has never heard of a heartthrob who the whole world wants to be brothers with.

Isn't the heartthrob supposed to mean that the whole world loves him?

In this regard, Xiaowanzi pinched the senior brother's face, swayed left and right to show the handsome face of the senior brother in many ways, and said, "Don't you love him? Look at his face, touch your conscience, Don't you love it?"

Third Senior Brother: "It's really handsome."

Long Dandan: "It's not my love."

Donghai Zhailong: "I am the most handsome."

The elder brother who was pinched into a pig's mouth: ...

The elder brother slapped Xiaowanzi's paw away, "What the hell are you trying to say?"

"Brother Tian, ​​do you know?" Xiao Maruko held up the hand of the senior brother very seriously, and the beautiful Kazilan's big eyes were full of envy, "Being a heartthrob is not something you don't want to do. No one will love you. On the contrary, the more you don’t want to, the more abstinent you are, the greater your charm will be, so much that just living with you in the same atmosphere will become the happiness of countless secret lovers.”

The senior brother of the pure sword repair man doesn't want to do reading comprehension, and he feels a little nauseous.

But as a contemporary male god, how could he make an action like vomiting that violated the rules of sword repair?It doesn't fit his calm and ruthless personality.

So, the elder brother calmly spit out a question mark, "?"

"And him!" Xiaowanzi pointed at Donghai Zhailong sharply, "It's that kind of crush! The kind who even wants to keep his figure in your eyes."

Donghai Zhailong who became a crush: "..."

Donghai Zhailong threw his tail in anger, "You are the fucking crush! I just remember the bastard who pulled my teeth."

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The eldest brother looked at Zhailong's shiny front teeth, and suddenly realized, "Ah."

Eldest brother: "But, what can stay in the eyes, isn't the gum?"

Friends: "..."

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Donghai Zhailong couldn't bear this grievance any longer, he pushed away senior brother angrily, and left with tears, "You're the one who wants to be eye shit. Thank you bastard, you remember it!"

The senior brother who was pushed back by the giant dragon looked at Longlong's sad back for a while, but finally couldn't help but turned his head and asked his junior brother, "Didn't he walk in the opposite direction?"

The third brother nodded.

The elder brother was at a loss, "So, why did he push me?"

The third senior brother thought for a while, "Maybe it's because of the girl's heart?"

The maiden dragon with extremely strong hearing: ...

For a while, the girl dragon cried even more fiercely.

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East China Sea Girl Dragon: "Thank God for waiting, I will never let your hiccup go! You just wait, I will call someone to kill you and sacrifice to heaven!"

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The author has something to say:

I'm coming!My favorite villain is coming!

Today, I rode a bicycle for more than 2 hours to school to buy textbooks, and I stepped on a horse

Never again, never ride a bike!

asphyxia

感谢在2020-06-2302:12:14~2020-08-1900:47:57期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: 2 sunk in the sea of ​​smoke; 1 Ye Xi reversible and irremovable;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: may 30 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!