The daily life of a man as a monk

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To be honest, the sword cultivator is quite a strange species, and it is easy to be out of place at any time, especially when this kind of dog food is given out.

Everyone else was being suffocated by the sweetness, but this pair of master and apprentice looked at the doggy man who was hugging each other eagerly, but they didn't know what happened from the beginning to the end.

But it doesn't matter, who can expect them to read the atmosphere?

After all, sword cultivators are such ruthless existences.

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Second senior brother: They are just blind, there is no way to save them.

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The blind elder brother stared blankly at the dog man for a while and felt bored, so he really wanted to go back to practice swords, maybe he could wash up with the master for nothing while the time was early.

But this kind of words are obviously not in line with Jianxiu's personality, and he can't say it out, so the senior brother who really wants to go home can only turn his eyes to his understanding second junior brother, trying to convey his heart of returning home with deep eyes .

But the empathetic second junior brother ignored him.

The second senior brother is eating. I don’t know when he ordered the ice cream fruit plate. It’s delicious. It’s impossible to tell that he has eaten three bowls of noodles before coming here, and there are two eggs in the noodles. .

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Eldest Brother: He actually didn't weigh two hundred catties.

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Just like everyone can't understand the wardrobe of the senior brother, the senior brother can't understand the appetite of the second senior brother.

As a player who has long been bigu, why does his second junior brother still eat so much?So many, where have they all gone?

Third senior brother: "It's all consumed."

The third senior brother raised his perfect chin, and the silver-white hair ran across his cheeks, making him look extraordinarily gentle, "Eldest senior brother, do you know? The second one exercises a lot."

The senior brother said he didn't know, and he couldn't understand why the second junior brother exercised so much.

His second junior brother does not need to practice swords, nor does he need to participate in draft training.Isn't it good for their Fa Xiu to practice Tai Chi every day to practice basic agility, and then draw amulets and practice seals?

The third senior brother shook his head, the starlight in his eyes seemed to overflow his eyes, "That's a matter of daytime, and he still has to exercise at night."

As he said that, the third senior brother touched the second senior brother's waist, and then reached out to dig in his trouser pocket, "Eldest senior brother, do you want to know what kind of exercise he did at night?"

The senior brother silently looked at the sad fairy face of the third junior brother, and looked at the hand he was holding in his pocket for some unknown reason. Jianxiu's intuition made him hold down the third junior brother's hand in time, "No, I do not want."

Third senior brother's beautiful eyes suddenly lost their light.

Originally, I wanted to pass on the 36 fast-falling poses for adults to the master and senior brother.

Hey.

Sword cultivation is really boring.

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Eldest brother doesn't care if it's interesting or not, he just wants to go home and practice swords with his master as soon as possible.

Besides, what does it matter if he is interested or not?It's not his master.

The ruthlessness of the big brother made the little friends finally shut their mouths, honestly recalling their real purpose of coming here to find inspiration for song selection.

However, inspiration is not something you want to have. At least the friends have watched so many nightclub performances, and they haven't come up with a single sarcasm after talking for so long.

But if you can't figure it out, wouldn't it be as burdensome as if you haven't finished your homework, and can't you enjoy the wonderful nightlife?

How is this possible?

As responsible men, the friends are very anxious.Because they really want to have a good night, especially Maruko.

He also wants to watch his luminous watch with Qingqing!

Xiao Maruko hurriedly used her ingenuity, "The next show is singing, or at the beach. Brothers, why don't we have something exciting?"

The second senior brother came out gnawing on the watermelon, "What is excitement?"

Maruko is familiar with this business.He has been in the entertainment industry for a long time, and even if he practiced for a long time, he was the top in the other groups in the draft, and he started a boy group to perform a set.

He explained: "It's just explosive lights and leg-shaking music, then some sexy dancing and eye contact."

As he said that, he raised his brows, and a one-eyed wink appeared.

Hey, as expected of the famous Jiangnan little prince, this wink is amazing, handsome in his playfulness, sexy in his handsome, he gave Su Qing to wink on the spot so that his heart was pounding, and he couldn't control himself at all In his heart, he raised Maruko's chin and kissed her passionately.

Xiaowanzi was so breathless after being kissed, her eyes were red, "Qingqing, don't be like this, you are talking about business."

Su Qing lowered her head and pecked him again, "It's your fault, you're too cute."

Maruko covered her face in embarrassment, and her friends also showed the expressions of the subway grandpa looking at his mobile phone.

Only the senior brother and master remained indifferent, their eyes full of indifference as they wanted to go home.

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Master: Tsk, people from the mountain.

Big Brother: Tsk, I want to practice sword.

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The second senior brother recalled Xiao Maruko's wink, stroked his chin thoughtfully, "Third brother, I'm thinking if it's the senior brother..."

The third senior brother took a look at the cold handsome face of the senior senior brother and the murderous sharp eyes when he swung a sword, and immediately covered the mouth of the second senior brother, "No, you want the audience to die."

Senior Brother: "..."

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Wink's question was rejected by the friends on the spot. No one could have imagined what a terrible scene the big brother's one-eyed wink would be, and no one knew how many people would be killed if it really happened.

Explosively killed by the elder brother's appearance and murderous intent.

What's more, besides the big brother, Long Dandan also said that he can't wink.Because the action of blinking with one eye is a bit difficult for Long Dandan, a species that usually doesn't even need to blink.

"Okay." Maruko sighed regretfully, "The hot dance moves are no problem at all, right? Be sexy, take off your clothes or something."

The third senior brother raised his hand: "Is there any effect in lifting clothes?"

Xiaowanzi gestured and said: "Just, Xiaoxiao show her belly. Do you understand? Abdominal muscles or something, let the makeup artist change it in advance."

The second senior brother was extremely shocked: "What? Do you still want to draw the abdominal muscles?"

Xiaowanzi nodded, "That's right, how can you have good-looking abs if you don't draw them? It takes six yuan."

"What! Six yuan?!" The second senior brother was even more shocked, "Then the senior brother and the third child are finished?"

Xiaowanzi blinked, not understanding his surprise, "What?"

The second senior brother was afraid: "They all have eight yuan!"

Maruko: "...Fuck!"

If you have eight yuan, you are afraid of a fart.

I'm sick.

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Long Dandan slowly raised his own question, "How do you know that my master has eight yuan? Did you peek at him taking a bath?"

The second brother said: "Of course we played in the water together in summer."

Long Dandan was surprised: "My master still plays with water?"

"How is it possible? Of course I splashed the water on him when he was not paying attention when he was practicing sword by the river." The second brother shook his head and said in a thief-like manner, "You don't know, he was wearing a white embroidered crane shirt at that time, It looks so handsome after getting wet hehe."

The elder brother reached out to hold his head expressionlessly, "So, you did it on purpose."

The second senior brother met the senior senior brother's eyes stiffly.

The elder brother's eyes were full of murderous intent, "It was embroidered by Master."

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Second Senior Brother: Oh, the car overturned.

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I don't want to talk about the tragic situation of the second senior brother who overturned the car, but it was very miserable.

It was so miserable that the big pig's hooves, who had been alive and well, could only squat in the corner and feel wronged. The other friends who had witnessed everything did not dare to make mistakes, so they could only return to the topic, behaved like quails.

"Then what song shall we sing then?" Long Dandan asked, "Blues?"

Senior Brother and Third Senior Brother looked at him blankly.

Maruko disagreed, "No, this is a men's team audition, we want to stand out. How about pop? When the time comes, you can sing and dance together, absolutely hi."

Eldest brother thinks it is impossible, as a mountain person who has never seen the world in the city, he has no idea what these two people are talking about.

So he asked, "Do you want these?"

Maruko shook her head, "There is no hard requirement, as long as it is a song. However, considering the audience's attention and voting scores, our song must be unique and noble, elegant and shocking, passionate but immortal."

The master pondered for a while when he heard the words, "Then why don't you sing the scriptures."

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Su Qing was shocked.

As a composer who used to have a high reputation and is now more stylish, he feels that singing scriptures on the audition stage is simply an insult to other trainees.

Just like a sword cultivator going to fight a method cultivator, it is a direct and rough melee insult by a violent melee DPS to a long-range squishy.

This is not in line with the euphemistic aesthetics of the entertainment industry.

Su Qing felt that it was time for him, a senior entertainment bastard, to save these young people who didn't understand aesthetics.

So he asked, "Let's forget singing the scriptures. Then everyone will be dancing, singing and screaming. Isn't it embarrassing for you Taoist priests?"

You guys think it makes sense.

Su Qing pursued the victory, "How about I help you, what do you know?"

Long Dandan: "Bel Canto, I graduated from the Conservatory of Music."

Maruko: "rap."

Third Senior Brother: "Play the piano."

Big Brother: "Sword Dance."

"Wait a minute." Su Qing was stunned for a moment, he felt a little auditory hallucination, "Sword dance? What sword dance?"

"It's beautiful." The elder brother replied very calmly, "Wan Jian returns to the sect."

Su Qing: "????"

What the hell can you say again.good-looking?Say it again to the cheats of the top tricks that all sword cultivators pursue.

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Eldest brother: It looks good. It looks good when Master uses it.

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Su Qing has already given up on senior brother.This is indeed a man taught by a dog man himself, and it is as suffocating as a dog man.

Su Qing turned his attention to the third senior brother, "What kind of piano can you play?"

The third senior brother took out a guqin from the magical storage bag he carried with him, "I'll give you a performance."

It was too late to say it, but when the third senior brother played [duang——] for the first time, the second senior brother who was closest to him turned red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple, and he couldn't care less, and rushed forward to fight Hold the third senior brother's arm, "Brother Tian! Hurry up!!"

Without further ado, the senior brother snatched the piano from the third senior brother and hid it in his storage bag, saving everyone's ears in time.

Although, that sound [duang——] had already half-deafened my friends.

Su Qing: "..."

What kind of ghostly piano skills is this?

Su Qing was exhausted, and could only cast his hope back on his little sweetheart, "You said you could rap?"

The little sweetheart nodded obediently.

Su Qing felt that after such torture, no matter how badly his little sweetheart sang, he would still be able to say yes, even if it was against his conscience.So he said, "Come on for a while."

Maruko showed her dimples and smiled sweetly, "Pale yellow skirt, fluffy hair."

Su Qing: "..."

It seemed that he still underestimated his conscience.

Su Qing: "You guys should sing scriptures."

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Su Qing: It's hopeless. Apart from Long Dandan, there is no one reliable in this combination.

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