The daily life of a man as a monk

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The second senior brother is a very coquettish Taoist light.

Although he is unreliable, when he is not shrouded in the glory of the second most handsome brother in the universe, he is still a man wearing a handsome halo.

Ok.

One, Shuaibi who looks like a scumbag.

Although, the second senior brother has had an unharmonious relationship with the third senior brother since he was so old, whether it is emotionally or sexually.

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Legend has it that when the second senior brother was born with precious jade in his mouth, his forehead glowed.A golden light fell from the sky outside the delivery room, the sky was covered with colorful auspicious clouds, and the chant of dragons could be faintly heard.

Second senior brother's old father, a man who controlled the lifeblood of the global economy, was shocked on the spot.

This kid, this kid who seems to be stepping on colorful auspicious clouds.

It actually weighed nine catties!

OMG!

Where did Fat Ju come from?

At this moment, the old father was astonished.

At this moment, the old father understood that this child must be the reincarnation of the legendary emperor, who descended from heaven and man, and will surely achieve a great success in the future!

Therefore, the reincarnation of the emperor who weighed nine catties at birth was sent up the mountain to become a Taoist priest at the age of three.

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Old Father: The family is finally coming out of the mountains!

Chicken jelly!

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Third Senior Brother: I understand the truth, but why were you born with a stone in your mouth?

Second Senior Brother: That's Baoyu!

Eldest brother: ...Dental calculus?

Second senior brother: ...

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So far, the old father who once controlled the lifeline of the global economy does not know that his reincarnated living boy has grown into an unreliable pig's trotter.

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Although the second senior brother is a pig's trotter, he is still a somewhat useful second senior brother.

With the help of the second senior brother who has a side job as the domineering young master, the senior senior brother's c debut is just around the corner.

But as a good brother of a big brother, how can a good brother stand by and watch when the big brother goes down the mountain to make his debut?It must be to share joys and sorrows and follow in the footsteps of the big brother.

Therefore, the third senior brother decided to make a group debut with the senior brother after going down the mountain, while the second senior brother was in charge of making calls.

Second Senior Brother: I have good looks and money, but I'm a music idiot and I can't dance.

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The third brother who also can't sing or dance: Traitor!

Senior brother who only knows how to use a sword: ...

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The second brother is very sad.

Since he quit the Valley boy group, he has been retaliated wildly by the angry third child.Every morning, my back hurts, and I can't even participate in the morning exercise of the big brother.

The second senior brother is really wronged.

He is rich and handsome, is it his fault?Why should he be disqualified from participating in the senior brother's morning exercise?

Third Senior Brother: Bah!Traitors are not qualified to get close to the senior brother.

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Big brother: ...

I understand the truth, but why do you group of Dharma cultivators participate in the morning training of sword cultivators?

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The head of the school is also balding today to find the apprentices who skipped early classes.

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Big brother, is a charming big brother.

As the second most popular king in the practice world, when the senior brother goes down the mountain, countless friends in the temple will surely be teary-eyed and reluctant to part.

However, the big brother is a ruthless big brother.As a principled swordsman, he ignored those tearful friends when he descended the mountain.

He stood on the steps of the mountain gate and looked closely at the master on the mountain gate, and the master also looked down at him.

This is the first time that big brother wears the clothes under the mountain.The eldest brother wearing the jeans and white shirt provided by the second brother is so fashionable, just like wearing cool skateboard shoes.

Seeing such a beloved disciple, Master clearly realized for the first time that the young and lovely disciple in his heart had changed.

The current lover has grown into a real swordsman.Even in jeans and a white shirt, the current lover is so dazzling, so fierce and handsome, even slightly better than him at the beginning, exuding the aura of the sun all over his body.

When the master met the deep eyes of his beloved disciple, his heart couldn't help but move.

Oops, the feeling of a heart attack.

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Eldest brother: Ah, I don't know why today Master's gaze is like an abyss, making people feel ashamed.

But this feeling is really fragrant.

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The wind of parting swirled and passed between the two, carrying a hint of coolness.But this coolness cannot be separated from the master and apprentice looking at each other.

The elder brother and the master stood one at the mountain gate and the other at the foot of the mountain gate, looking at each other silently.After a while, the elder brother finally couldn't help but said, "You?"

Master nodded solemnly, "Yes."

At the moment when he got the answer, the long-term peace in the elder brother's eyes was finally broken, and a satisfied smile flashed for a moment.

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The second senior brother watched the parting of the master and apprentice for a long time, and looked at the head of the same crowd with a bewildered expression, "Master, why are they staring at each other expressionlessly?"

The headmaster silently scratched his head.He looked down at his bald hands and couldn't help sighing, "The incense is going to decrease again."

Second Senior Brother:? ? ? ? ?

The third senior brother patted the second senior brother on the shoulder, "Give up. You don't understand how straight men communicate."

The second senior brother glanced at the third senior brother strangely, "Say it as if you are a straight man."

The third senior brother stared at the second senior brother for a while, then took a long breath, "If I hadn't made the mistake at that time, I would still be a straight man."

The second senior brother frowned when he heard that, and immediately became unhappy. He stretched out his hand and wanted to slap the third senior brother's hand on his shoulder, "What do you mean? Is the person who makes me happy every night is a ghost?"

The third senior brother held his hand quickly, "I mean, second child, you smell so sweet."

Second senior brother: "..."

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The second senior brother curled his mouth and let out a "bah", trying to shake off the third senior brother's hand, "A man's mouth is a deceiving ghost."

However, at this moment, the third senior brother was like the legendary dog ​​skin plaster, not only did he not get thrown off, but even took the opportunity to get his fingers entangled with the second senior brother's.When it was over, he hooked the second senior brother's palm with his little finger, "You are also a man, baby."

Second senior brother: ...

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The little junior sister on the side looked at them with her arms crossed, her face indifferent.

A man with an object.

Ah.

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The second senior brother suddenly stopped and his face became hot, "Wait, the communication of straight men? Brother Tian and Master are not."

The third senior brother nodded, "It's not true. But, they are sword cultivators."

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Sword cultivator, a species that is said to be more suffocating than straight men.

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As we all know, people in this world are divided into three categories: men, women, and sword cultivators.

As an independent human species, sword cultivators have always possessed extremely magical qualities.Among them, their facial paralysis communication method is excellent.

And as a sword cultivator standing on top of all living beings, the elder brother and his master must be even better----

They have their own language.

Just like a doctor's handwriting, the cow batch is fried, and laymen don't understand it at all.

However, this did not affect the friendship between the three brothers and sisters.Just like what the second senior brother said, to love him is to tolerate all his shortcomings.

The big brother said, "Your Taoist partner is over there."

But the third senior brother, who is the second senior brother's Taoist partner, didn't care at all, and even hooked the senior senior brother's shoulder very well, "Senior brother, don't panic. I love you too."

The second senior brother also took the opportunity to occupy the position on the other side of the senior senior brother, and together with the third senior brother formed a strong male-male pincer attack on the senior senior brother, trying to make the senior senior brother relive his childhood fast fall.

The second brother nodded sincerely, "Yes. Our love can be learned from the world, and our love can be proved by the sun and the moon."

Big brother: "..."

The elder brother felt the suffocation of the strong man lock man.

Big Brother: "What do you want to do?"

I saw the second senior brother pointing forward to the young lady in the car who was pushing the dining car towards them.Starlights of anticipation shone in his eyes, and he slowly showed a dog-licking smile, "Brother Tian, ​​let's have a bowl of snail noodles."

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Eldest brother, a man who controls all the financial power when he is away from home.

But now, his juniors are looking at him longingly, like cubs waiting to be fed, just wanting to take a mouthful of the wonderful snail powder.

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Eldest Brother: ………

The snail noodles on the train, these two people are hopeless.

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The second senior brother, a big pig's hoof carved on the surface, is actually a domineering young master who owns a mine behind his back.

However, on the way down the mountain, no matter how awesome the domineering president is, he can only follow his good brothers to a town [-] kilometers away by train.

Because there is no road in the mountains, there are only steps from the mountain gate to the mountainside.

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Don't ask why the bully mountain people usually go out, but ask about the flying magic weapon.

However, driving in the city under the mountain requires a driver's license, but those who fly magic weapons cannot pass the test.

And the second senior brother doesn't even have a driver's license.

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Third senior brother: "So what's the use of your status as a city dweller?"

The second senior brother thought for a while, "Probably, there is social security?"

Senior Brother and Third Senior Brother without social security: "..."

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Socialism is good, socialism is wonderful, and socialist social security is cheap to see a doctor.

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Eldest brother: "So the doctor will also be reimbursed?"

Second senior brother: "..."

The third senior brother thought for a while, "That's the practice insurance report. Every new Taoist temple will hand it in automatically. If you are casual cultivator, you can go to the practice mountain to socialize by yourself."

When the big brother heard it, he was stunned for a moment.

The young senior brother never knew that they had practice insurance, and his own master never mentioned such a thing.

The third senior brother paused, "Oh right, there is no sword repairer."

Eldest brother was taken aback again, "?"

The second senior brother raised his hand, "I know this. It is said that the sword cultivator always leapfrogged and challenged, with injuries all over his body, and the insurance company suspected fraudulent insurance."

Big brother: "..."

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The elder brother narrowed his eyes, and the sharp eyes made people frightened, "Slander."

The second senior brother frantically agreed, "I think so too. How can a sword repairer be so honest, how could he cheat insurance? The reason he always gets hurt is because he has the courage to challenge. Isn't it, Brother Tian?"

The elder brother's eyes became sharper immediately: "Slander."

Second senior brother: "?"

Eldest brother: "Sword cultivators never get hurt."

Second Senior Brother: "?????"

The third senior brother lowered his head and thought for a while, and suddenly asked the senior senior brother a heavy question with a strange expression, "You sword cultivators, what is the definition of injury?"

The eldest brother uttered two words forcefully, "Breath of breath."

Second Senior Brother and Third Senior Brother: "..."

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Sword cultivator, an existence that scares countless creatures.

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