Little short legs escape strategy

Da Panpan, known online as Big Fatty, is a gourmet anchor.

She is really a bit fat, but she has exquisite facial features and fair complexion, she looks very cute and chubby.

Her anchor program is innovative and amusing, her personality is warm and cheerful, and the food she eats live is even more varied.The popularity soared for a while, and within a few months of broadcasting, the number of fans has reached more than 40, and it is heading towards the 50 mark.

As a result, she suddenly couldn't think about it one day, and went to make a game live broadcast.

Da Panpan usually also plays games, but her hand speed is relatively poor, and she has never broadcast live.

The game she played was the national mobile game "Honor of Kings", which is a bad street. She had been hovering at the gold rank before, and finally rose to platinum. Waves of real tech.

So... She started a live broadcast.

The name of her game is also Big Fatty, and most other game anchors will bring an auxiliary dual-player, but it turned out that she was lucky enough to play it single-handedly.

The hero chosen is the shooter Luban. If this hero develops to the later stage, his attack power is still very high.

Of course, the premise is that there is a chance to develop.

The hero Luban has a very cartoonish and cute appearance, especially when walking, his short legs hop and hop, which is very in line with his IQ of [-].

There are not many heroes that Da Panpan can play, and it is impossible to play assassins and warriors. She can't even play meat and support well.The ones who usually play the most are mages and shooters, especially the shooter Luban, just hide behind and don't need to level A with your brain.

However, she is also more afraid of death. Sometimes when she starts a group, she sees that there are too many people and runs away. She completely forgets that she is the main output force, and she is often scolded by her teammates.

That is commonly known as - cheating goods!

After she was promoted to platinum this time, her self-confidence swelled to a new level. She felt that she was already an excellent shooter, and she even dared to start a live broadcast.

Dapanpan's voice is very clear and sweet, but when playing games, such a sweet voice becomes noise.

Because she is simply a chatterbox, as soon as the game started, she began to chatter non-stop.

"Ah, I'm going to go down the road, I hope this support can give me some strength."

The assistant is Cai Wenji, and the two dwarfs went down the road together, and no one was taller than the other, which seemed particularly joyful.

As a result, as soon as they got to the bottom road, A Ke who was on the opposite side came to them and became popular.

Their jungler is King Lanling, who lost half of his health, but Ake's damage was high, so he was pinched and shot at him.

The jungler sent out a distress signal, and Da Panpan also saw the face of A Ke in his own jungle area, so he hurried over to support him.

As her nanny, Cai Wenji naturally wanted to follow.

As a result, he just arrived... King Lanling was beaten to death, and he donated a blood.

Da Panpan shouted angrily: "This Ake is too much. When I reach the later stage of development, I will shoot her to death!"

Most of the people watching her live broadcast are her gourmet fans. At this time, you can't ask how good a food anchor's game skills are. Basically, they watch it with the mentality of watching chickens peck each other.Originally, the Platinum Bureau wasn't even considered a high-end rank, so there was nothing to see.

One of the viewers posted a barrage: "This Ake's name seems familiar."

The game name of the enemy Ake is called Burning Stars, which feels quite domineering.

Da Panpan also saw this barrage, and said directly: "It's a very common name, probably a sophomore boy, or an uncle who picks his feet."

As she spoke, she controlled little Luban to return to the bottom lane, and started to click towers after beating the mobs.

The enemy in the bottom lane was Arthur, who had no advantage against the top shooter in the early stage, and Cai Wenji was on the side to assist him, so he was soon forced to retreat into the tower.

As a result, the enemy Arthur, who had adopted a conservative strategy, suddenly rose up, and went directly out of the tower and their hard liver.

Da Panpan was delighted to see it, this is to give her the head!

So little Luban output crazily, and the result was hitting and hitting... Why did my blood drop so fast?The nurse can't even add blood!

It turned out that the enemy, A Ke, unexpectedly rose to the fourth level quickly, joined forces with Arthur, and instantly gave Lu Ban a second.

The score between the enemy and us became 2:0.

When the corpse was lying on the ground, Da Panpan yelled angrily: "This A Ke is really annoying, you wait for Dad!"

When she said that, she was still typing in the game.

[All] Big Fatty (Luban No. [-]): Ake, wait for Dad!

The other side responded quickly...

[All] Burning Stars (A Ke): Alright, waiting for you.

[All] Big Fatty (Luban No. [-]): I'm going to beat you until you can't even recognize the ****!

** is the shielded 'your mother', but the enemy's Ake immediately understood.

[All] Burning Stars (A Ke): Yes.

It can be seen that this A Ke doesn't talk much, and she is quite qualified. She didn't directly swear like this big fat man, and when she was scolded, she could calmly reply with a hmm.

After the death freeze time was over, little Luban ran down the road with short legs and continued to push the tower, but the tower hadn't been pushed down yet.

Cai Wenji had already cleared all the soldiers conscientiously. At this time, Arthur also returned from replenishing blood, and walked around the tower to resist damage.

Little Luban wanted to take advantage of the large number of people and the length of his hands to bully Arthur, but...A Ke came again, and she was second-guessed again!And this time it was still in the enemy tower, so the second was faster.

After being seconded twice in a short period of time, her record became 0-2-0, not to mention how ugly.

The teammates reminded: "Don't send Lu Ban away."

Little Luban: "..."

What the hell is this what I want to send?

After being slapped twice, the bottom road tower hadn't been pushed down yet, but she couldn't defend the top road and was pushed ahead of time.

The first tower on the top road was gone, and the second tower didn't bother to guard it. He came to the bottom road to help, and finally pushed the bottom tower.

At this time, only 3 minutes had passed, and they had already been pushed into a tower, and three heads were taken.

Teammates began to send signals: "Wretched development, don't waste!"

Obviously it was aimed at Little Luban, because it was the one who sent the most.

After pushing the first tower in the bottom lane, a few people came to the middle lane to help, and now it depends on which side pushes the first tower in the middle lane first.

A wave of small team battles began, and when both sides were busy pushing the opponent's first tower in the middle, the enemy Ake beat the first dragon.

After the fight, the enemy's economy is slightly higher than theirs, but the gap is not too big at this time, and there is still the possibility of recovery.

Dapanpan saw that the tower in the middle road could not be pushed away for a long time, and there were many small soldiers piled up in the bottom road, so she hurried back to the bottom road to guard the tower.

As a result, when the soldiers were being cleared, Ake came again!

This time there was no stealth, but an aboveboard appearance.

The short-legged Luban ran quickly, but was still hit by Ake's second skill, and was about to be taken away by a set of moves. At this time, his own tank hero Zhang Fei rushed over with a sprint.

Little Luban was immediately moved. Unexpectedly, Brother Zhang Fei would be so loyal and rush over to save her.

result……

Brother Zhang Fei, who came over smoothly, started to fight turtles at the lower road...

At this time, Xiao Luban was given a second by the enemy A Ke, and the record became 0-3-0.

[All] Big Fatty (Luban No. [-]): ...

[All] Surprised (Guiguzi): Xiao Luban on the opposite side, our Ake may have taken a fancy to you, are you considering getting married?

Da Panpan didn't care whether it was on the live broadcast or not, and directly scolded: "Your sister is married, and your whole family is married."

Fortunately, her fans are familiar with such a violent character like her, so they didn't say much, just watching Xiao Luban being beaten was very enjoyable.There are also many fans who started to brush gifts.

"Come on, Big Fatty, try to give more!"

Da Panpan: "..."

Such a group of fans is also drunk.

[All] Big Fatty (Luban No. [-]): Ake, are you an idiot, just staring at me and catching him alone?You go and catch the mage, the mage is also a little crispy skin.

The blocked word was 'sick', and the irritable little shooter who was beaten was swearing again.

[All] Burning Stars (A Ke): You are easier to catch.

Da Panpan: "..."

Why is this just turning a corner and talking about her food?

In the 6th minute of the time, the score between the two sides became 0:4. Among them, Lu Ban sent 3 heads alone, which can be said to be very outstanding.

One's teammates initiated a surrender, which was overruled by four votes.

So the person who initiated the surrender began to scold: "Our shooter is sent to be a dog, how do we play?"

Little Luban began to quibble...

[Our side] Big Fatty (Luban No. [-]): The nanny doesn't add blood to me, and the flesh doesn't protect me, so I'm beaten by A Ke.

[Our side] Luye (Cai Wenji): You were killed before I had time to increase blood, blame me?

Just as he was speaking, the system broadcast came again, saying that his own King Lanling was also dead, and was still killed by A Ke.

Holy crap, isn't this Ah Ke too perverted?

This hasn't reached the middle yet, and one person took five heads?

Lu Ban didn't dare to say the bold words before, he was as cowardly as a quail, hiding in the tower and not daring to come out, and ran away as soon as something went wrong.

After a few more minutes of dealing with it, the time came to 10 minutes, and the score between the two sides became 3:20.

他们这边3，对方20.其中有11分是阿珂一个人拿的，她的战绩变成了11-0-3.

11 kills, 0 deaths, already super god.

And Luban's record...

0-6-2,0击杀，死了6次，2个助攻。

Her economy is also almost [-] gold coins behind A Ke on the opposite side. It is impossible to shoot A Ke one by one.

Okay, let's take a cat first, take down the mobs in the wild, and then live after it develops.

But just when she became popular, that A Ke came again.

After the second stealth skill hit, another set was taken away.

Luban's record became 0-7-2.

The other teammates didn't have time to save her. The nanny Cai Wenji who followed her before thought her skills were too good, so she went to follow the mage.She became a little orphan who was loved by no one, facing the fierce local assassins alone, and once again contributed her head.

Da Panpan was about to drop her phone when she was beaten, so why can't this game be played at all!

At this time, the surrender interface popped up again. Obviously, the man who surrendered just now initiated another surrender when he saw that the time was almost up.

This time, Da Panpan clicked the agree button with great difficulty, and if she continued to call that A Ke, she would be autistic.

Several other teammates were also frightened by the beating, so they voted unanimously to surrender.

The failed special effects popped up, Da Panpan quickly cut out of the interface, and started a new round, still choosing Xiao Luban.

At this time, another fan in the live broadcast barrage said: "That Burning Star, whose name is similar to Burning Universe, can't it be the alias of the Great God of the Universe?"

Another fan also answered: "It's the cosmic god's trumpet. She also started a live broadcast, saying that she played low-end rounds to relieve pressure."

Now Da Panpan's fans are blown up, Nima is a game anchor, and a food anchor is being abused in the low-end game?This is too much.

Da Panpan was in a restless mood and didn't bother to look at the barrage. After the first round, she waited for the match between the two parties to enter the reading interface. When she looked at the enemy lineup, she saw Ake at first glance, and then looked at the player's name——Burning Star .

Fuck, is it such a coincidence?

In a game with millions of people online at the same time, how likely is it that both games can be matched together?

After logging in to the game, before walking out of the pool, Ake sent a message from the opposite side.

[All] Burning Stars (A Ke): Little Luban, we meet again.

[All] Big Fatty (Luban No. [-]): Get lost! ! ! !

[All] Burning Stars (A Ke): Heh.

Da Panpan complained angrily in the live broadcast room: "Oh, your sister, do you think that you are very tall when you say only one word?"

[All] Burning Stars (A Ke): Not bad.

[All] Big Fatty (Luban No. [-]):? ?

She didn't speak on the game channel at all, but said it in the live broadcast room. How does this guy know what she said?

[All] Burning Stars (A Ke): I'm watching your live broadcast.

Generally, professional game anchors will delay the screen for 5 minutes, just to avoid leaking fighters.But Da Panpan is just a gourmet anchor. She didn't know there was such a high-end operation, so she broadcast it simultaneously.

[All] Big Fatty (Luban No. [-]): ...

Nima, didn't you start the live broadcast yourself?Why did you come to see me again?And how did you know I was live?

Her lovely fans were quick to tell her the answer.

"Big Fatty, I went to Cosmic God's live broadcast room and asked her to show mercy. Don't worry, she won't abuse you in this round."

Da Panpan: "..."

Holy shit! !

And this kind of shit?

But what the fans said...'she'?

[All] Big Fatty (Luban No. [-]): Are you a woman?

[All] Burning Stars (A Ke): Yes.

Da Panpan: "..."

Everyone is female, why is there such a big gap in level?Can't you play a little bit?Where can I put my face in this way?

[All] Burning Stars (A Ke): I won't catch you in this round, but catch the mage.

[All] Big Fatty (Luban No. [-]): Are you really not going to arrest me?Liars are puppies!

[All] Pink Heart (Daji): Young lady, you should catch Luban, he has short legs, so he is very easy to catch!

[All] Big Fatty (Luban No. [-]): ...

Everyone else was dumbfounded.

[Our side] Double Happiness (Lu Bu): Lu Ban is the anchor?Please fly! !

[Our side] Big Fatty (Luban No. [-]): ...

How can I tell everyone that she is actually just a food anchor?

You really shouldn't be playing games!

It is said that if she doesn't die, she won't die. If she plays silently and doesn't start the live broadcast, she will lose if she loses, and she won't be so embarrassing!

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The author has something to say:

Because this article was written in 2019, some game rules are different from now