Want to lie to me to cry again [Campus]

The school released the results early the next morning. A large sheet of white paper was pasted on the bulletin board under the rostrum of the playground. The crowd was packed. Today is not a day for class. It is reasonable to say that it doesn’t matter if you don’t wear a school uniform, but However, Uncle Zhang, the security guard at the gate, was unwilling.

The small electric car of two people attracted a lot of attention when it drove in from the door, but this time it was not because of the electric car.

Early in the morning, Uncle Zhang sat with his legs crossed at the school gate, the meat buns in his mouth hadn’t been swallowed yet, “You can only enter if you wear the school uniform! I only recognize the school uniform, don’t give me other excuses.”

As soon as Uncle Zhang finished speaking, a small green electric car suddenly rushed in. One of the people in the car was not wearing a school uniform, and the other was wearing earrings. Uncle Zhang jumped up behind and chased after two steps without catching up. "Fang Yichi and Lu are too! Don't think I don't know!"

Lu also wore a white vest with a hooded sweater, the hat was buttoned on his head, and his long arms were propped on the electric chair. He pulled the clothes in the pool below and said, "Who are you to blame for this? People asked for it early in the morning. Gnaw, I almost sat down in the basin because of my buttocks."

Fang Yichi tilted his head and said with a smile, "I haven't eaten it yet."

Lu Ye gave him a blank look, holding a deep-fried dough stick in his hand, took a bite and stretched it out to feed Fang Yichi, Lu Ye got out of the car and patted his pants twice, "Hurry up, Uncle Zhang will come to arrest you later. "

As soon as they finished talking here, the two heard Uncle Zhang calling their names in a loud voice in the distance.

Lu also pushed him, "Damn, run quickly."

Fang Yichi tugged at Lu Ye's arm, "Go back to the dormitory after watching the shift?" He then squeezed Lu Ye's arm twice, "Have you lost weight again?"

"It's been a long time since I exercised, so I guess it's due to lack of muscle?" Lu Ye felt a little hot after finishing speaking, and raised his hand to lift the sweater hat from his head, "I don't know who can be assigned to this class?"

"What else can it be? They're all academic masters." Fang Yichi hooked his arm on Lu Ye's shoulder, and rubbed his hand on his shoulder dishonestly, "It's really smooth and tender."

The playground was crowded with many students, most of them came to join in the fun. On the stairs, a few boys looked at the beautiful girls with their arms propped up, pointing their hands, and whispering with their heads bowed.

Lu also turned his head and glanced, "If this kind of work is in the same class as me, I guess I can do it in two days."

"What's the matter? Are you so angry now?" Fang Yichi looked at him with a smile, and stood in front of the first bulletin board to read the names.

The exam rankings are from front to back, the first board is empty, and the first name Fang Yichi scanned from the front is his own. His finger is pointing all the way down, and there is no pause for a few seconds. , Lu was also terrified beside him, "No way, it's possible that he can still break out of the first board!"

"Don't worry, it's here." Fang Yichi's fingers paused at the fifth position, on which Lu Ye was written, "It's hard for you, you can still pass the exam after being so uncomfortable, that's okay, elementary school bully."

"Shut up, there's an ocean between us, first to fifth, I feel ashamed." After speaking, Lu Ye squatted beside him and put his hat on his head again.

Within a few seconds, a female voice suddenly bluffed behind the two, "Lu Ye! There is Fang Yichi!" The two turned their heads and saw Cheng Yanyu standing behind.

"I was lucky to be able to squeeze into class one." She was wearing big underpants on her legs, the kind that uncles wear when walking in the morning, and she slowly approached, "Your ears Nail...it's really pretty, I'll ask Xiaoli to make one with me someday."

"Your clothes are really eclectic." After Lu Ye finished speaking, Fang Yichi coughed twice.

"We will be friends from now on. I belong to the women's basketball team. This is convenient for training. By the way, remember to find me when you go out to play." Cheng Yanyu looked at her watch and threw her arm on Lu Ye's arm. "I'm going first ah!"

The two were stunned for a long time without speaking, and were about to turn around and walk out of the playground, when suddenly they heard a whistle coming from behind, the two turned their heads curiously, and saw a curly boy standing in front of the bulletin board, wearing Wearing a black vest, dragging sandals, the buttocks of the shorts are particularly conspicuous.

It's SpongeBob.

"Damn it, I don't know how to get the lowest grades in the test. These are some strange people." Lu couldn't help looking at Fang Yichi and said, "Didn't they all say that they are all academic masters? Whose academic master's ass The last SpongeBob SquarePants?"

"Old Zhao is really right, I guess this class is not easy to take." Fang Yichi turned his head and pulled Lu Lu and walked towards the parking lot behind the school. When he entered the corner, he saw a person standing next to the flamboyant green car. .

"Damn it, the ghost is still here." Fang Yichi cursed, and looked at Uncle Zhang frowning in the distance, "Go and drive, I will drag him, he can't sign if he is killed."

Uncle Zhang sat on the bicycle next to him to enjoy the shade, watched the two people walking towards him in the distance, and snorted, "Why, you thought I couldn't catch you?"

"Uncle Zhang, why don't you have some time to have a hot meal? It's meaningless to stand here and catch us." Fang Yichi walked over and stood next to Uncle Zhang, leaning on the small electric stove.

"Don't be poor here, how many times have you two been in school since the beginning of school?" Uncle Zhang snorted, "Last time I kicked the instant noodle bowl over! I brought the notebook over , don’t think you can escape this time!”

"Why are you running? If we don't run, I can't sign it." Fang Yichi took the notebook with a pen in his hand, and behind him Lu also buried his head and secretly got into the car.

"Is there another person?" Uncle Zhang shouted, looking back.

"Call him after I finish signing. Don't worry, it's not fast..." Fang Yichi hadn't finished speaking yet, and he was about to be poked. He suddenly raised his head, "See you!" He sat down on the car seat behind him.

Fang Yichi squeaked in his hand, tore up the whole page of the book and stuffed it in his pocket, the little eDonkey flew fast, and rushed out in the blink of an eye.

"It looks like I'm going to climb over the wall this afternoon." Fang Yichi sat on the back seat and hugged Lu Ye's waist, put his hand in his clothes and squeezed it, Lu Ye laughed, "Isn't that your daily operation? You are about to recognize the Lord, and, why are you acting like a hooligan?"

After hearing Lu Ye finished speaking, Fang Yichi touched it twice again, "You really lost weight, how about treating you to dinner tonight?"

"Okay, who doesn't want a free lunch, you and I are even more impolite." Lu also laughed so that his abdomen trembled a few times.

"This bike rides much better than that old bike. I couldn't get my feet off the ground with that bike before, and I fell down." Lu Ye said.

"I wasn't the one who took you away at that time." After Fang Yichi finished speaking, he leaned his head on Lu Ye's back, and reached out to pick up a withered yellow leaf.

The suitcases of the two of them were packed and placed at the door last night. Aunt Chun told them for a long time that they might forget to bring something, so they went to buy mosquito repellent water to put them on in the middle of the night. Unable to stop him, he leaned on the door and said that the school was only 10 minutes away from home and it was not going abroad.

The luggage of the two people added a large bag of things, the luggage was creaking on the gravel road, and the taxi parked at the door was very fast, and the two of them ran all the way back to the school without letting the driver stop at the school. At the door, I found a hidden place to stop.

There were two teenagers standing at the corner of the wall outside the No. [-] Middle School gate, carrying suitcases and standing under the tree like thieves. Give me the suitcase."

Lu also handed the box over his head to let him catch it. The wall was quite far from the ground, so Fang Yichi bent over and lowered the box as much as possible while holding the box, but there was still a bang, and there was quite a noise.

"You don't feel sorry for your box, so you're carrying it like this?" Lu Ye was frightened by his movement and suddenly raised his head to look at him. Fang Yichi looked at him innocently and shrugged his shoulders, "It's too high."

Lu Ye handed another one up, hung the remaining bags on his arms together, and climbed up the wall with all his strength. When the two turned their heads, they saw a man squatting at the bottom of the wall with a cigarette in his mouth.

The man took out what was in his mouth and looked up at the two people on the wall, "Awesome, dare you step on these two holes on the wall?" After speaking, he stretched out his hand again, "Give it to me, don't Smash a hole in the box."

Fang Yichi handed over the box, and the two of them splashed a cloud of dust when they landed, "Thank you."

"You're welcome, my name is Liangzi, you can call me Xiaoliang, brother Liang." The man put the cigarette back into his mouth and stretched out his hand towards Fang Yichi.

Fang Yichi was stunned for a moment, raised his eyebrows, and held out his hand, "Let's call it Liangzi. I'm Fang Yichi, and this is Lu Ye."

"Yo, I've seen those names before, are they the two that Lao Zhang called out this morning?" Liangzi said with a smile, "What class is it? It doesn't look like a fuel-efficient lamp."

"I'm not in the same class as you." Fang Yichi smiled, and turned his head to pull Lu Lu to leave. He really wasn't interested in strangers, and the smell of cigarettes in front of him made him a little uncomfortable.

"I think so too." The man went back to his wall and squatted comfortably.

"Isn't it a good school for learning masters? It's nothing." Lu Ye muttered, and Fang Yichi continued, "Anyway, I won't meet them in the future."

The beds in the two-person dormitory have been vacant for a long time, and there are a lot of things piled up on them. Lu Ye is holding a rag schoolbag in his hand, "Who the hell belongs to this!"

"Mine." A curly-haired boy stood behind the door, looking at Lu Ye blankly, "It's not broken, it's called fashion."

"Damn." Lu Ye stood on the ladder and looked at him, his hand almost fell off, "Shall I collect it for you or do you take it yourself?"

"Then you can collect it for me." After finishing speaking, the boy turned his head and continued to wash his hands.Lu Ye looked down at Fang Yichi with question marks written all over his face, and finally went up to the bed and stuffed the basin and waste paper into the bag, and threw it towards the opposite bed.

"Brother Lu! Brother Chi!" There was another shout at the door, and Jiang Chenghui stood at the door, smiling happily with a half bottle of soda in his hand, "We are together again!"

"Who is with you?" Fang Yichi finished speaking, took a rag and went to the upper bunk to help Lu Ye wipe the bed. The two of them squeezed into a single bed and leaned against the wall to rest. Fang Yichi suddenly looked sideways at Lu Ye. Also, "Did you smell anything?"

"Huh?" Lu Ye sniffed it twice again, "Looks like...smoke?"

"Chenghui! I hung the underwear outside, did you take the wrong one again!" There was another voice at the door, and the man walked in with his hands in his pockets, "Who moved in so late?"

The man looked up and met Fang Yichi's eyes, "Qiao, brother, what class are you in?"

"One." After Fang Yichi finished speaking, he felt that he was out of breath.

"Oh, it's all in the first class." After finishing speaking, Liang Zi lay down on the lower bunk near the door, "This is a bunch of fucking weird things."

Fang Yichi also said to Lu Lu, "Why don't you go out and rent a room?"

"Huh?" Lu Ye watched him subconsciously hum a word, and within a second Fang Yichi suddenly sighed, "Forget it, I'll bear it."

Lu Ye was stunned for two seconds and suddenly pressed Fang Yichi's head on his shoulder, and said with a small voice, "Lemon flavor, smell it?"

Fang Yichi snorted and smiled, then hummed vaguely.Lu also frowned as he stared at the person in the lower berth opposite.

Fang Yichi hates the smell of cigarettes.

He just found out today.