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Chapter 58: Campus Dream 2

After all, Bu Hongshuang is a B-level old man, and a momentary mistake and gaffe will not make him belch like an inexperienced novice.

Even if he is caught off guard, he has a life-saving magic weapon - a stand-in doll.

When you see a ghost face, you don't even have to think about it, you immediately grab the doll and activate the props.

After the doll's head was bitten off, the cook looked unwillingly at Bu Hongshuang who was almost slumped on the chair covered in cold sweat, and finally retracted her neck and stopped moving.

Yu Feng and Xi Qian are not surprised. Starting from C-level, this kind of double doll is very popular. The only disadvantage is that it is not a passively activated item, but must be actively activated, so the points are not so good. It is difficult for people to accept.

It is precisely because of this that it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a bad street, but it is not an exaggeration for everyone to enter a copy.

The problem is, after such a commotion, Bu Hongshuang and Liang Zi of several people are definitely tied. This person looks very cautious, but he just wants to say who he wants to attack the most...

Although the culprits are strictly speaking two, the most likely one is Suhua, and the least likely one is Yiwu. Yiwulu's hand frightens more than just NPCs. Unless Bu Hongshuang is tired of working, he absolutely doesn't want to on him.

The lion picked the soft one and pinched it, and the soft persimmon was Su Hua.

Unsurprisingly, it was an exam after the lunch break. This time, Su Hua was not so lucky. When he got the paper, he was even a little confused.

Looking at the data graph geometry question in front of him, Su Hua didn't know for a moment whether it was the food question he was expecting that was wrong, or whether it was the question paper from last time.

And the moment he got the test paper, the audience who had seen the previous world instantly fell into a sea of ​​joy.

[Tears filled my eyes, this is the familiar high school question bank. 】

[?I've already ordered takeout and got ready to order and transcribe the delicious food written by Su Hua, and this is the end?That's it? ? ? 】

[Fuck, I just ran to Yiwu's live broadcast room, absolutely, he answered it all! 】

[Really or fake, damn it, is there another ironclad proof that it's not an NPC? 】

[Not necessarily, I read it too, the answer was too perfect, like copying an exam paper, but it became suspicious. 】

[Everyone, let me tell you a horror story, Su Huahua doesn't seem to know how to do it. 】

【What?Isn't he a senior in high school? 】

[Maybe a college student?After finishing the third year of high school and going to university for a year, ask yourself, how much do you remember? 】

[Forget about getting after the exam. 】

[This preliminary examination paper is not halfway through, but it is a death point. 】

Just as they were discussing, Richard, who had collected the papers, looked meaningfully in the direction of the student who left the most blanks before leaving, and said, "No. 1 at the bottom, ghosts knock on the door in the middle of the night, this is a strange story in our school , so everyone must work harder."

Audience: Oh shit.

The direction of his gaze was exactly at Su Hua.

Bu Hongshuang naturally saw it too, and could barely cover up his schadenfreude -- anyway, it's a shame, so there's no need to act cowardly and pretend to be harmonious.

As soon as the get out of class bell rang, in just a few minutes, there was no one in the classroom.

The examiners firmly remember that the time flow here is very fast, and they want to rush to divide the dormitory before dark, and then shut themselves in the dormitory door after dinner, and spend the first night first. .

There are five people in total, and there are differences in the distribution of rooms.

Of course, Yiwu doesn't need to talk about it, he never knew and didn't need to be polite, and said directly: "I share a room with Su Hua."

After finishing speaking, he sneaked a glance at the other party. Su Hua said nothing. Yu Feng and Xi Qian, who wanted to share a room with Yiwu, sighed with some regret. Everyone wants to share a room with a strong man, but the strong man has the right to choose, so Can not force.

Bu Hongshuang felt a little bit annoyed when he saw the pair's defiant look, Yiwu was crazy and said that if you do anything to an NPC, you can do it to the NPC, and it's okay to ignore others.

He maliciously speculated about Suhua's prostitution skills, his eyeballs hidden under his naked eyelids rolled, and he was sure that Suhua would definitely be "knocked by ghosts" at night, and Yiwu might keep him. It wasn't what he wanted to see, so he proposed a room with Suhua and Yiwu.

Amazingly thick-skinned.

In this regard, Su Hua just frowned, and then continued to wander the world.

Yi Wu, who only thought about the world of two people, kept staring at Su Hua's face. Seeing that the other party hit it off with him, he immediately turned his head and changed his face for a second: "No, you live in another room."

Bu Hongshuang couldn’t even remember how many times his face froze after entering this dungeon: “The average number of people in the dungeon world is the best, and odd numbers are more difficult to assign. You see, there is always one more person, and it doesn’t matter which room you live in. identical?"

It sounds quite reasonable, but Yiwu doesn't understand what it has to do with him. Could it be that his words are not clear enough?

This time Su Hua came back to his senses, glanced at the silent Yiwu, and mistakenly took the look of being ready to tell the other party to 'get out' in the next second as the look of being surrounded by the fat man——

After all, although Yiwu is strong, but the first impression does not seem to be very smart. Seeing that the other party served him a delicious lunch and hoped that the dinner can also be counted on, he said lightly: "Since they are all the same, then you Why don't you go next door?"

At this moment, the main brain crazily felt the lethality of the vibration message: Did you hear it?Did you see it?Su Hua also wants to share a room with me! #摇摇一下, I think I chased it very successfully!Maybe after this dungeon, I can call him his wife!

The main brain is also excited, thinking that this is the greatest affirmation of his role as a teacher. No, he is a famous teacher who teaches people to fall in love through the ages. The legendary Yuelao may not have such great skills as him, who can connect the planets with red lines: yes Yes, we succeeded in chasing him, don't forget that I am a military adviser!

Bu Hongshuang's brain became hot, and he went all out. Most people are actually the type who don't want to tear their faces, and keep three points in everything. He has never seen such a straightforward guy who doesn't care about interpersonal relationships: "I just want to live, what? ?”

Yi Wu laughed this time and sneered: "You can try."

The masterminds were all 'tsk tsk tsk' in a distant time and space. By the way, they manually found the name Bu Hongshuang in the immigration list and crossed it out.

Xi Qian thinks it's a good thing that this guy who doesn't look good doesn't share a room with her, but judging by his posture, either the other party will try his best to enter Yiwu and Su Hua's room at night, or he can only squeeze in 501.

She had a good idea. At night, Bu Hongshuang was ready to be a rascal. She wanted to take the lead and occupy 503 while Su Hua was having a relatively unique meal.

Yu Feng, who didn't want to get another delicious deep-fried tiger prawn this time, volunteered: "Xi Qian and I go to 503, and you and Yi Wu go directly to 501, so as not to worry."

Xi Qian nodded wildly with her mouth full of tiger skin shrimp and oil.

And gave myself a thumbs up in my heart-this is the team spirit!

And Yiwu was on the side, sending messages back and forth with the mastermind with a solemn expression: He distributed the food to his human teammates again, why, he doesn't seem to be such a team-loving ball.

The mastermind didn't know for a while whether there were some less commendable adjectives mixed in, but no matter, he was heartbroken by the mental retardation of Quaxus chasing people: You peel the shrimp shells!Still not sure?There was already a lesson learned last time!

Genesis: Last time it was a crab!

Mastermind: Mastery, do you understand?They are all things that need to be peeled. You peel it for him, that's right... You don't understand this?How do you usually eat these things?If you think about it, someone must have peeled the shells for you to eat more deliciously.

Chuangshenxing: I didn't peel it, I just stuffed it in my mouth, chewed it and swallowed it.

There was nothing he couldn't digest anyway.

The mastermind was silent for a while, and changed the remarks on Quax to: Vacuum cleaner/shredder (non-AI).

Therefore, when Bu Hongshuang heard the sound of the doorknob, he looked up with a triumphant smile and saw that the other two people came in, his smile froze again.

"How can you change rooms?" He asked involuntarily.

Xi Qian made a 'bah' sound, and at this moment the true colors of the eldest sister's head were fully displayed: "Why, did you pay for this room or did it belong to your family? Let me tell you, even if you ordered it, I said I want it, that's it. I want it, if you keep making noise, get out and sleep in the hallway, mother Xipi."

Bu Hongshuang's face turned purple with anger.

[Although I didn't understand the last three words, I felt quite refreshed. 】

[Calling silly X is good for physical and mental health. 】

【Actually, I expect him to go to the next door. Maybe I won’t need to see him if I go there overnight. 】

[Not at all, I just think it's a bit annoying for him to jump up and down, can't you just concentrate on it? 】

[After watching his previous recordings one or two times, he is a normal passer. This dungeon must have been broken by Su Hua and Yiwu's unreasonable playing of cards. 】

[I admired you earlier, but you are still willing to transcribe his recording? 】

[Actually, I fast-forwarded n times and loaded the full barrage to see orz]

[Damn it!Hurry up and go to Suhua or that Yiwu's live broadcast room! ! ! ! #screaming chicken]

【What. 】

【They slept together! ! ! 】

【? ! 】

【watt! ? 】

[What! ? 】

【how is this possible! ! ! 】

[Really, Suhua looked at that Yiwu for a long time and asked him if he wanted to sleep with him after spending so much time cooking. 】

[Such as... so Meng Lang's?Looking at a beautiful boy who is so quiet and pure, in fact, he longs for love in his heart~ah~]

[It's over, comrades, what are you waiting for such a rare thing?Waiting for the housing management to find out that the light is pulled? 】

[A little excited and a little scared, is this really something we can watch? 】

A group of viewers crazily flocked into the two-person live broadcast room, just in time to see Su Hua lying on the inner side of the wall, while Yi Wu forcibly moved the bed on the other side to form a double, and then hugged his own happily. The quilt sleeps next to... Su Hua.

This operation not only confuses the audience area, confuses the main brain, and even confuses Su Hua.

Su Hua's double quotient is not low, he is not blind, and Yiwu's liking is like a flame, and he is so flattering that he doesn't hide it at all.

The apocalypse is an environment where there is no tomorrow today, and the normal view of love is to see each other and go to bed. Love love, love, tiredness, 100 days you love me, I don’t love you, maybe I love you and then misunderstand you to chase after The drama of I and I Chasing You is so weird that it is hard to see.

So Su Hua thought for a while, and he found that he didn't particularly mind what happened with Yiwu.

But in the last world, he had never met someone with the right eye, so he only watched Zhurun ​​and never ate pork, but it’s okay, this Yiwu looks very flamboyant, with a rich experience, he can definitely make him take the initiative and teach him by the way. he.

Su Hua dragged his head with one hand and watched Yiwu's movements sideways, and then this guy took another quilt and spread it beside him, and lay down!

Su Hua: ==

Yiwu: 0//v//0

Mastermind: ...? ? ?

At this moment, the intelligent AI of the main brain began to play BGM again, and the cycle of "これがタクの生きる道"① was started.

It's a good fit.

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これがなたるの生きる道

Funny BGM, you deserve it.

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