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Yu Jiangxia directly threw Frostmourne into the cat's litter and put him in confinement.

He said to Guan Yunye with deep hatred: "Tell me, is it because the two of us gave it a bad tutor? And the couple next door, probably they are always rolling around, and the cat understands everything by hearing it. Because the male owner of the shit-shoveling officer likes men, so the pet cat also likes male cats?"

This was the only reasonable explanation he could come up with.

Yu Jiangxia sighed: "Forget it, it's all happened, I can only comfort myself now, our family's Frostmourne has the ability to suppress the big orange next door that is as fat as a drumstick , at least I didn’t suffer anything.”

"Meow - meow -"

While Yu Jiangxia was speaking, Frostmourne's high-pitched and shrill cry was mixed in, and there was also the sound of the kitten's paws patting on the door of the cat's nest.

"Don't bark!" Yu Jiangxia was in a fit of anger. Hearing its voice that obviously implied desire and dissatisfaction, she knew that Maomao didn't understand, but she still couldn't help yelling at it ferociously: "Reflect on your mistakes and write three times. A thousand-word self-criticism, I will let you out after you reflect on it."

"Meow - meow -"

"Reflection and review! There will be no next time!"

"Meow - meow -"

Guan Yunye couldn't help being amused watching one person and one cat compete with each other and communicate across species.He walked to the balcony and opened the small door of the cat's nest which was closed by Yu Jiangxia.

Almost instantly, Frostmourne jumped out.Yu Jiangxia even felt that what she saw was not a cat, but a silver-gray lightning flashing past in front of her eyes. Frostmourne grasped the balcony railing with her four paws, then leaned forward and jumped to the opposite side, and jumped to Daju's house next door. .

"..." Yu Jiangxia patted the table, "Guan Yunye! What are you doing! You let it out without even closing the glass door of the balcony, it's all right now, it ran to the next door to find the little lover to play with , I am too happy to think about leaving!"

"Impossible." Yu Jiangxia said and then suddenly remembered something more important, "I have to go to the next door to get it back...uh..."

The wrist was suddenly held by Guan Yunye from behind, and he pulled it with moderate force, Yu Jiangxia was unprepared and immediately turned around and hugged his waist.

"Don't be angry, since it likes it, let it go, it's not a bad thing." Guan Yunye said, "Besides, sincere liking is an emotion that we can't stop no matter what we do. It's like the days when I like you , every day when I see you and when I don't see you, I'm longing for..."

"More and more thirsty..."

His voice gradually deepened into Yu Jiangxia's ears, as if there was a kind of magic power, which made people happy.

"You, why are you suddenly talking about nasty things?"

"It's not a love story." Guan Yunye moved the hand holding his wrist to his back, and embraced him completely, "It's because I didn't answer you well upstairs just now. Now I say with certainty: Yu Jiangxia, I like it." you."

"From the first time I saw you, I was attracted by you, and then I followed and paid attention to you. In fact, I don't know much about feelings, and I have never liked anyone, but I know very firmly that I like it very much. like you."

The moment his words fell, Yu Jiangxia stood on tiptoe and suddenly raised her head to kiss him.

Guan Yunye is right, sincere liking is an emotion that cannot be suppressed.

It's like he likes Guan Yunye, so at this moment, he can't help but want to kiss him, kiss him and hug him.When the kiss reaches a passionate level, it is hard to control the desire to be more lingering and tender, even if they are already the closest, taking off the coat and sweater... it will never be enough.

The bed curtain was drawn in the room with the door closed, and the small and dark space was filled with the sound of two people panting hurriedly and disorderly. From the clean clothes and hats showing a gentleman's demeanor, to the nudity showing young and healthy muscles, and fair skin. skin.

It is snowing heavily outside the house, but the house has been heated with floor heating since winter, as warm as the spring breeze.

Lying on the bed, Yu Jiangxia not only didn't feel cold, but was hot all over, feeling a fire burning in her body, which couldn't be extinguished no matter what.

He wanted to pull Guan Yunye's hand, but at the same time, Guan Yunye suddenly got up from him.

"Where are you going?" Yu Jiangxia hooked him with her slender thighs, refusing to let him go.

Guan Yunye didn't get out of bed, but reached under the bed and took out a box. It was the pink paper box with purple bow tie that Yu Jiangxia saw last night.

Last night, he seriously suspected that this was a Christmas gift from some young lady to Guan Yunye, but if Guan Yunye took it out at this moment, it meant it wasn't?

Yu Jiangxia blinked at him with red eyes, and saw Guan Yunye took out an unopened bottle from the carton, which was filled with some kind of viscous transparent liquid.

The outer packaging was in foreign characters, which he couldn't understand, but when Guan Yunye poured the liquid on his finger, he felt as if he understood something instantly.

"You, why do you have this?" Yu Jiangxia remembered that last time, what Guan Yunye took out of the drawer was a hand cream, why this time...

His cheeks were flushed, and he heard Guan Yunye say: "I planned to confess my love to you on Christmas Eve, but I blamed me for my bad temper."

"Sorry for making you uncomfortable last night."

Yu Jiangxia shook his head, raised his hand and hooked his neck.

Although he was in a bad mood and depressed last night, but if he can talk about it today, the dark clouds will clear and the sun will shine, and the previous little emotions will not be important.

It's like having to experience the pain of being torn apart compared to a body that has never been developed, but he enjoys the unreserved possession and release of love more after the pain.

They were indulging in the enthusiasm they gave each other, as if they had forgotten the time, Yu Jiangxia didn't know how long it had passed, he was sweating all over, feeling very tired, and fell asleep in a daze.When I woke up again, it was already dark.

There is no one around, Yu Jiangxia moved his eyes to wake up, where is Guan Yunye?

He wanted to find someone, but just sat up: "Hiss—"

The side of the waist is sore and painful, and the unspeakable place behind it seems to be stretched open and unable to close...

He finally knew why when the couple next door knocked on the door in the middle of the night last time, one of them supported his waist while the other rubbed his waist.

Because it is really sour.

Yu Jiangxia lay back on the bed again, he felt his limbs were crisp and soft, and he didn't want to move at all.

And he couldn't figure it out, obviously all the cats he raised were the one on the top, how could it be his turn to be the one on the bottom.Although it is said that Guan Yunye is stronger than him, but the big orange next door is so fat, his strength must be stronger than Frostmourne's little arms and legs.

"No! This is absolutely not possible!" The more Yu Jiangxia thought about it, the more he felt that he was worthless. He tapped the pillow lightly with his fist, and set a huge flag, "Next time I must stand up as a serf and sing to revive the majesty of the cat!"

Just as he was talking, the door was pushed open, and Guan Yunye walked in: "Are you awake? What are you mumbling about?"

Yu Jiangxia raised his head and smiled falsely at him: "It's nothing, I just think you are too powerful."

Guan Yunye was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect that the crying and yelling person would say such words to tease him just after waking up, and squinted his eyes to look at Yu Jiangxia's naked body.His Adam's apple moved, feeling that the fire that had just been extinguished suddenly rose again.

But then he remembered that there was a prompt on the shopping interface where he bought lubricating fluid yesterday, saying that it is best to stop in moderation for the first time, otherwise the body of the person below may be overwhelmed and cause infection and fever.

Guan Yunye could only take a deep breath, trying not to think about those beauties.

He took out a loose shirt from the closet and handed it to Yu Jiangxia, speaking in a softer voice than ever: "Are you hungry? I made dinner."

Yu Jiangxia's wide-open eyes were still filled with mist: "I want to eat braised pork, but I don't think I can walk now, my legs are weak."

Guan Yunye said: "It's okay, I'll carry you to the living room."

Yu Jiangxia added: "But my hands are sore, and I can't even put on clothes."

"Okay, I'll help you wear it." Guan Yunye agreed to anything.

As he spoke, he helped Yu Jiangxia sit up, then brushed off his shirt, pulled both arms of the young man into the sleeves, straightened the collar, and buttoned the buttons one by one.

Yu Jiangxia chattered and enjoyed his service, and suddenly felt like being an emperor in ancient times. He was so happy to have someone around him who could warm his bed.

He kicked his legs twice, stretched out his foot to rest on Guan Yunye's squatting knee, and suddenly raised one foot up in a wicked way, and tapped Guan Yunye's chin with his toe, forcing him to look up. Own.

Yu Jiangxia tilted his head and smiled: "This young man is really good-looking, come on, give me a smile."

He didn't know that this action of his made his legs spread wildly, revealing the scenery of his lower body that was originally covered by his shirt.And Guan Yunye was right in front of him, and with a glance from the corner of his eyes, he could see the leaking spring light, and his eyes darkened.

There were patches of redness and swelling on the fair skin, which was his exclusive brand on his body.

Guan Yunye felt more and more that one of his previous metaphors was correct. This was a seductive cat, even more capable of arousing his anger than a cat.

But the fire couldn't be extinguished now, Guan Yunye's eyes fell on his restless toes.

Since it tickles his heart, he will return the same feeling to him in another way.

Guan Yunye smiled, and suddenly grabbed Yu Jiangxia's ankle, and gently rubbed his ankle bone and the sole of his foot with his fingers.

"Ahaha... itchy... don't scratch..." The touch from the soles of the feet made Yu Jiangxia cry and laugh instantly, his body wriggled, and tears leaked from the corners of his eyes.

Fortunately, Guan Yunye didn't tease him all the time. After hearing him begging for mercy, he stopped and continued to button the bottom button of his shirt.Yu Jiangxia sighed silently in his heart, unexpectedly, Guan Yunye discovered his weakness of being ticklish, hey... the turned serf raised the difficulty of singing again.

After getting dressed, Guan Yunye carried him out of the room.

Yu Jiangxia immediately smelled the aroma of the food, including stewed chicken with mushrooms, sweet and sour sea bass, spicy crab, and braised pork!Everything he loves to eat!Although they are the most common home-cooked dishes, just looking at the clear or bright color and the exquisite presentation is enough to whet the appetite.

He first picked up a piece of fat and thin braised pork, which is not greasy at all, and has a lot of sweetness in the salty fragrance, which is very in line with the sweet taste of southerners.Then there is sweet and sour fish. Use chopsticks to peel off the green onion and ginger on it. It is the fish belly meat with the best taste.

As for the crabs, Guan Yunye will help him shell them, and he only needs to be responsible for eating the meat.

From time to time, Yu Jiangxia would look up at Guan Yunye, he was eating and chewing, and he couldn't hide the smile on his lips.I thought, such a boyfriend is really nice, he can cook and do housework, he can peel crabs and keep pets, he has a promising career, self-discipline in life, and most importantly...

Good looking, good figure, good physical strength.

Guan Yunye has noticed his gaze many times: "What do you always look at me for?"

Yu Jiangxia blinked: "I see you look good."

"Nympho." Guan Yunye smiled and put the peeled crab leg meat into his bowl.

"Tsk, what you said is wrong." Yu Jiangxia disagreed and said, "I admire my boyfriend's face, how can I be called a nympho."

The word "boyfriend" casually knocked in the air, Guan Yunye felt his heart was filled instantly, looking at Yu Jiangxia, he felt like wanting to be with him forever.

"What do you want to do after dinner?" Guan Yunye asked him.

Yu Jiangxia thought for a while: "Today is Christmas, there should be a lot of celebrations in the mall, right?"

Guan Yunye nodded, there should be some, but he didn't know much about the number of times he went to the mall, but if Yu Jiangxia wanted to go, he could ask Ji Yuyang now, which place has the most lively Christmas activities.

"Do you want to go?" Guan Yunye peeled another crab for him, then took a wet tissue to wipe his fingers, and was about to send a message to Ji Yuyang.

Yu Jiangxia said while eating: "I thought about it, but now..."

"Huh?" Guan Yunye looked at him with raised eyebrows.

Yu Jiangxia shrugged: "Only when a person is bored, would he want to join in the fun. Now that I have you, I am tired of staying with my boyfriend, so why go outside to look at the head, they are not as good-looking as you .”

Guan Yunye felt heartwarming when he heard the first half of his sentence, but when the last sentence came out, he couldn't help being amused by him.

But I only heard Yu Jiangxia continue to say: "Why don't we play games together! Since I came here, I haven't played "The Chamber of Elysium" again, and my hands are itchy."

Guan Yunye nodded: "Okay."

"Why don't you start a live broadcast by the way? Let your fans see, the two of us will join forces and break the record of the duo."

"Okay, I'll listen to you."

After eating, Yu Jiangxia rubbed his swollen belly, and took a few stomach-strengthening and eliminating-shit tablets from the medicine box at home.But Guan Yunye consciously cleared the dining table and took over the job of washing dishes.

When everything was done, it was exactly eight o'clock.Yu Jiangxia did the math, and according to the two-player mode, usually three hours a round, he can completely catch up before going to bed before midnight, and it won't affect the system tasks he hasn't completed yet.

"You advance the game to choose a map." Yu Jiangxia said, "I'll change my clothes and come over right away."

Guan Yunye glanced at the deep and shallow red marks around his neck, and said, "Change to a higher collar."

Yu Jiangxia blushed from his stare: "I know, I know."

Guan Yunye's recent live broadcast time is not stable, and now the broadcast is suddenly started, and the number of viewers is obviously not as good as before.But he is also a god-level up host with a fan base of 10,000+. Many true fans received notifications from followers that the broadcast was on, and all of them flooded into the live broadcast room immediately, and started to crazily post barrage interactions as soon as they came in.

[Hey, look, look, is Wild God's room a little different from before? 】

【Found!The quilt and sheets were crumpled, and there were two pillows side by side on the bed, which is not normal, especially not normal. 】

[Is Wild God in love? 】

[The front row sells melon seeds, peanut soda, popcorn...]

The bullet screens flew by one by one, Guan Yunye looked back at the bed, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help but raised.

In fact, it’s not just what the netizens said, because of the long distance of the camera, and the light problem in the room at night, there were many messes on the sheets that were not photographed, all of which were traces left by him and Yu Jiangxia’s deep lingering.

He is in love.

Just about to reply to the barrage, suddenly...

"Meow - meow -"

Frostmourne, who had been playing next door for the whole afternoon, finally came back and rushed into his room.With a light leap of his dexterous body, he immediately jumped onto Guan Yunye's thigh, and cleverly waved his paws towards the camera twice.

[Ah ah ah!The cute cat of Ye Shen's family has come out, it's too cute! 】

For a moment, the tone of the barrage changed from gossip to cloud sucking cats, and one of them even said: [People are not as good as cats, people are not as good as cats, I guess it must be this cute little cat that messed up the wild god's bed , there is nothing more comfortable than sleeping with a cat in your arms. 】

Is this CP licking on one person and one cat?

Guan Yunye thought for a while, connected the headset, and said directly into the microphone: "The one who messed up the quilt is indeed a cat, a seductive cat."

After Yu Jiangxia changed his clothes and walked into the room, he heard his words.

Seductive cat?mean him?

Yu Jiangxia said softly, "What are you talking about behind my back?"

Hearing his voice, Guan Yunye didn't feel guilty about the truth just now, turned his head and smiled: "I chose two dungeons, the Abyss of Encountering Demons and the Sea of ​​Eternal Life, which one do you want to play?"

"Eternal Life in the Sea of ​​Bitterness, I've played in the Abyss of Encountering Demons, and it's boring to go through it a second time." Yu Jiangxia said and looked at the side of Guan Yunye. There was no second chair in front of the computer desk in the room. Where did he sit?bed?

Yu Jiangxia lowered his head, a cunning flashed across his eyes, he suddenly took a long leg, and straddled Guan Yunye's lap, occupying the position originally occupied by Frostmourne.She still didn't forget to look directly at Guan Yunye, and nodded with a smile: "Well, this chair is not bad, it's soft and firm."

Guan Yunye was still on the microphone, and everything the two said would be recorded by the microphone and transmitted to the audience's ears through the live broadcast.He glanced over Guan Yunye's shoulder, and as expected, he saw something like [Ahhhh! ] and [awsl! ] and other screams.

Just as he was about to turn off Mai, Yu Jiangxia reached out to him again: "Give me the full stealth helmet."

Guan Yunye was taken aback: "Are you going to play like this?"

"Yes." Yu Jiangxia said as a matter of course, "Anyway, we can use the full stealth technology now. After entering the game, we don't need to use our hands and feet. We can just control it with our brain consciousness. As for sitting on a chair, we still wait in the On the bed, or just holding it like this, you can play in the same way."

Seeing that Guan Yunye did not respond immediately after speaking, he pulled off the microphone of Guan Yunye's headset, turned his head to the computer to look at the camera, and asked all the fans and netizens who watched the live broadcast through the screen: "Are you right?" ?”

[Yes, yes, the handsome little brother is right!Is the little brother the boyfriend of Wild God? 】

[I seem to have the impression that during a certain live broadcast of Wild God before, the little brother also appeared on the scene. At that time, Wild God seemed to say...they are roommates? 】

[The brother above is sober, when your roommate is playing games, you will suddenly sit on his lap?No wonder your roommate didn't blow you away with a single punch. 】

【Stop guessing, listen to the speech of my true prophet.I figured it out last time when my little brother said that he and Wild God are superior and inferior. The focus is on superior and inferior.And the little brother is sitting on the lap of the wild god. What does this mean? It means that he is on top and the wild god is on the bottom! 】

Yu Jiangxia was amused by the various bullet screens floating across the screen, or how to say that people have been commenting on talents since ancient times, and everyone understands all of them too well.

But if everyone thinks that he is at the top and Guan Yunye is at the bottom, it sounds pretty good.

So when Yu Jiangxia saw another barrage and said: [Little brother, please give us some hints, if we guess correctly, you can blink three times, if you don’t guess correctly, just blink once, please satisfy our CP craving heart! 】

He decisively blinked his eyes three times, and then, as if it wasn't enough, he lifted Guan Yunye's chin with his fingertips.

Yu Jiangxia fully believed that Guan Yunye would tickle him and bully him when the two of them closed the door by themselves in the evening.But now facing the camera, thousands of netizens are watching, Guan Yunye will definitely not let him lose face.

Relying on this, he raised one eyebrow upwards, acting like a greasy hooligan molesting good women and men, and his words were more provocative than in the evening, and even worse: "Come on, young man give the young master a kiss."

In the process of slowly bending down to approach Guan Yunye, Yu Jiangxia thought boldly in his heart: Did you see, I am the fierce one!

Guan Yunye suddenly held his hand.

Only half a step away from proving that he is Mengyi, Yu Jiangxia winked at Guan Yunye and warned him with his eyes: If you dare to embarrass me, I will break up with you right now!

I just heard Guan Yunye say: "The live broadcast room is not allowed to broadcast these, it will be blocked."

As he spoke, he stretched out his other hand to turn off the camera, and the picture seen by netizens suddenly became a black screen.

Netizens roared in the barrage: [... We want to see it! 】

Yu Jiangxia kissed Guan Yunye as he wished, he took the lead and did whatever he wanted, Guan Yunye cooperated like this, greatly satisfying Yu Jiangxia's vanity.

It wasn't until half a minute later that he let go of Guan Yunye, and said, "I'm on top, you're on the bottom, just like just now, remember?"

Guan Yunye was serious: "You mean navel orange?"

Yu Jiangxia: "???" Navel what orange? !

Guan Yunye suddenly stood up from the chair, and Yu Jiangxia's posture of sitting astride his thighs immediately couldn't hold it anymore. Afraid of falling to the ground and throwing a dog to eat shit, he hurriedly hooked Guan Yunye's neck with both hands, and entangled his legs. his waist.

"Guan Yunye, what are you doing?" After experiencing such a sudden experience, Yu Jiangxia felt her heart beat faster, and couldn't help but want to sue him.

Guan Yunye put him on the bed, stood in front of him, put his hands on the left and right sides of Yu Jiangxia's body, and leaned forward to get closer to him: "If you want, we can try it."

"I don't want to!" My waist is still sore!

As Guan Yunye kept approaching, Yu Jiangxia's back kept leaning back, always maintaining a subtle distance where breathing was close but not close.Until Yu Jiangxia retreated to the point where there was no room left, and he lay on the bed with his back, he could only block Guan Yunye's forward chest with his hands.

He looked at Guan Yunye with a hint of grievance in his eyes: "You... um... I've done it so many times, it's only fair to let me do it once."

He even pursed his lips.

After hearing this, Guan Yunye was thoughtful: "It's not impossible."

Yu Jiangxia's eyes lit up instantly, but Guan Yunye continued: "But, baby, do you think you can satisfy me?"

Although facing a black screen, because Guan Yunye only turned off the camera but not the microphone, netizens who can still hear the voices in the room:

[What did I hear about tigers and wolves? 】

[I think, I seem to stand against CP...]

[It doesn't matter who gets on and who gets off, anyway, it's over if you enjoy it! 】

As soon as Yu Jiangxia was reminded by him, he suddenly remembered the last time he offered to help, but because he had never experienced such a thing before, he humiliated himself for seven or eight minutes.

He wants to cry but has no tears, how can he explain it.

Turned serfs increase the difficulty of singing by one.

Next time, wait for the next time, he will definitely prove that he is not bad next time!

Well, next time for sure...