My company died after binding the health system

——You can never expect the mentally handicapped system to help the host solve problems effectively.

This is Yu Jiangxia's wise words based on his experience in the past month.

Because no matter how many times he asks the system to deal with the "sleepwalking" matter as soon as possible, the reply from the mentally handicapped system will always be the same: "It has been reported, please wait patiently for the host." It's like always being busy, but there's nothing you can do about it.

However, it has recently entered autumn, and the temperature difference between day and night is large, which made Yu Jiangxia understand a problem that he hadn't figured out for a long time: why he sleeps in the wild with Guan Yun in his arms every morning.

Perhaps the faint cedar fragrance that Guan Yunye has all year round is part of the reason, but more importantly, he is warm!

Yu Jiangxia's physique is afraid of the cold. She was exposed to the air for a whole night as her hair, and then turned back into a human. Her body was full of cold, icy cold.And at this moment, there is a large natural heater beside him, no matter whether it is out of instinct to warm up, or to make the best use of everything, the sleeping Yu Jiangxia will stick close to it.

It coincided with today's Saturday rest day, without the interruption of a regular alarm clock, he slept very soundly.

On the contrary, Guan Yunye, who has developed the habit of biological clock, wakes up regularly around seven o'clock, and when he opens his eyes, he sees an extremely familiar scene.

Yu Jiangxia's aura has filled every corner of his room, Guan Yunye has doubted more than once because of this, whether he is not repulsed by other people's residual aura.But he obviously still couldn't accept Frostmourne running into his room, and he still only asked the housekeeper to clean his room with a Procter & Gamble robot.

Guan Yunye failed to overcome his excessive cleanliness, but Yu Jiangxia became the only case he recognized.

At this moment, Gu Li suddenly turned over, his arms wrapped tightly around Guan Yunye's shoulders, and one leg was also placed on his thigh.He smacked his mouth from time to time in his sleep, and he didn't know what delicious food he ate in his dream. The saliva flowed from the corner of his mouth, sticking wetly to his chest.

Guan Yunye sometimes felt that he was more like a cat than Frostmourne.

Cute and smart, people can't help but want to take care of them.

With Yu Jiangxia's posture, Guan Yunye was completely restrained and unable to move a lot. Even if he wanted to reach for the reader by the bedside, Yu Jiangxia would notice even the slightest movement, causing people to grumble and groan twice. He hugged him even tighter, and whispered softly: "Mom..."

Guan Yunye leaned closer to listen.

"Mom... don't go..." Yu Jiangxia's voice was vague, but the strength of his arms suddenly tightened, frowning as if he wanted to grab the last straw, "Don't leave me..."

Guan Yunye's arm hurt slightly from his stranglehold, but when he heard him say "don't leave", he stretched out his other hand to pat his back and stroked it gently.Staring at the person in his arms in the morning light, his gaze was soft.

Heart said: I will not leave, as long as you are willing to stay in this world.

Yu Jiangxia slept until the sun was high, and the sun filled the whole room before slowly opening his eyes.

He never remembers the content of his dreams when he fell asleep, and today is no exception, but because of this, when Yu Jiangxia looked up and saw that the skin on Guan Yunye's chest was wet, and the surrounding quilt and bed sheets were also slightly damp. , couldn't help being taken aback.

What was he doing while he was asleep?

This piece is wet, is it drooling or tears?

It shouldn't be the latter, he is already in his twenties, how could he be crying like a child.

Then it can only be saliva, probably dreaming of too delicious food, salivating.

For Yu Jiangxia, this is perfectly normal, but the trouble now is that he has drool all over Guan Yunye's body.Especially those two red bean-sized powder beads, as if telling the charm of Huaichun in the crystal moist.

Yu Jiangxia took his hands and feet away from him little by little, his eyes dodged: "Do you want to take a bath first?"

"No need." Guan Yunye was obviously much calmer than him, "It's already 09:30, I'm ready to live broadcast."

That's right, Yu Jiangxia almost fell asleep, and only remembered it when he said it.Since Guan Yunye decided not to stay up late for live broadcast a month ago, he changed the live broadcast time to every weekend from [-] am to [-] pm.

In the beginning, those loyal fans of Guan Yunye were unwilling and made noise in the barrage in the live broadcast room.However, Guan Yunye's operation is so good that they can't find a second one on the whole network. In the end, they can only watch the start time of the live broadcast, and then watch the live broadcast, and then express their understanding and say: [Wild gods usually pay attention to rest. 】

Seeing that there is only half an hour left before the live broadcast starts, but the water stains covering a large area of ​​Guan Yunye's chest have not been cleaned up...

Yu Jiangxia saw the wet wipes he kept on the bedside all the year round, and said, "Otherwise, let me wipe it for you?"

Guan Yunye wanted to say it's okay, but when he caught a glimpse of the attractive blush at the end of his eyes when he first woke up, the words he was about to say suddenly turned around his lips, and he nodded and said yes.

Yu Jiangxia took out a wet tissue, and he began to wipe from the shoulder blade, carefully and patiently, and then wiped down to the heart little by little.Guan Yunye's tough bones and strong muscles moved back and forth with his breathing, leaving an intimate zero distance between his fingertips.

I have to say that this figure is really first-class, and it feels like the most expensive warm jade in an antique shop.

At the end of wiping, the alcohol left by the wet tissue evaporates into gas molecules, leaving only the last crystal with watery luster, which is extraordinarily bright.

Yu Jiangxia quietly raised his head to see Guan Yunye's reaction, who knew that Guan Yunye was also staring at him, his eyes collided, Yu Jiangxia blinked, hesitating for a moment whether to say... this kind of place, otherwise Wipe it yourself.

But Guan Yunye's eyes were too calm, and he didn't seem to think that the posture of the two of them lying half-lying and leaning on each other's body was strange or inappropriate.

Yu Jiangxia took a deep breath. Since Guan Yunye, the one who was rubbed, didn't feel embarrassed, he just moved his hands, so he didn't have much to think about.

He lowered his head and continued to wipe his hands.

The fingers wrapped in wet wipes lightly passed over, leaving a cool and soft touch, Guan Yunye's breathing stopped suddenly, and a cluster of flames gradually burned vigorously in his stomach.

He glanced out the window, and the warm rays of the autumn sun were moving towards the center of the sky.

It's only morning now, but he has an impulse that only occasionally arises at night, like the most vigorous boy of seventeen or eighteen, unable to control himself.

Guan Yunye suddenly realized.

He does not reject Yu Jiangxia, and spends most of the weekend morning just to lie down with him, not because there are natural exceptions in this world, but...some wonderful emotions are slowly sprouting, and only then are they allowed to appear exception.

He seemed to have tasted the forbidden fruit in the legend, the skin touched by Yu Jiangxia was tense, and for a moment he forgot how to breathe.

"Eh?" Yu Jiangxia felt that his regular chest breathing suddenly became cautious, and he raised his head and said, "Why are you so nervous?"

While speaking, he stretched out a finger to poke Guan Yunye's abdominal muscles, and the curves outlined bulges, which were as hard as iron, which was inexplicably abnormal.

"...it's okay." Guan Yunye tried his best to ignore the temperature coming from his fingertips, which flowed through his blood like electricity.

"It's nothing, why are you hoarse..." Da Lala's voice came to an abrupt end.

The quilt covered in Chuqiu was still very thin, Yu Jiangxia only glanced casually out of the corner of the eye, and saw a small yurt bulging somewhere under the quilt.

Didn't he just wake up now?

Could it be because...

Yu Jiangxia immediately threw the wet tissue on the bed, turned over and got off the bed, and left the room without even looking back: "You wipe it yourself."

He ran to the bathroom, turned on the faucet, scooped up a handful of water with both hands, and slapped his face repeatedly.

I really don't blame Guan Yunye for this matter. We are all grown men, and we know which parts are common organs and which parts are sensitive organs.What on earth was he thinking just now, and he wiped it for him in a daze...

Yu Jiangxia rinsed his face with cold water again, and then began to wash and brush his teeth.

About ten minutes later, Guan Yunye came out of the room, and Yu Jiangxia was squatting next to the cat litter on the balcony, adding cat food to Shuangzhimourne's rice bowl.

The little guy has been raised by them as his ancestor for more than a month, and he has gained a lot of weight compared to when he first bought it.At this moment, the sun was shining on its buttocks, and it was still lying on its back on the balcony carpet, exposing its silver-white belly and sleeping soundly.

Guan Yunye walked over and asked, "What do you want for breakfast?"

Yu Jiangxia clamped the cat food that had been opened. When he stood up, his eyes glanced at a certain place intentionally or unintentionally, and it seemed... It seemed that the flag had died down.He breathed a sigh of relief silently, and said, "I'll go downstairs to buy it, don't talk about the live broadcast time."

As he spoke, he put on his phone and went downstairs.

Guan Yunye then went back to the room and turned on the computer. It happened to be exactly ten o'clock, which was exactly right.

But he didn't wear VR glasses directly today, and entered the game to select a copy.As soon as Guan Yunye thought that this was the first time Yu Jiangxia took the initiative to go downstairs to buy him breakfast, he felt a little bit of anticipation. He didn't want to wait for a copy to pass, and then face a bowl of cold rice in the past four or five hours.

He glimpsed the messages and comments of countless netizens and fans in the live barrage area, and the refresh rate was so fast that Guan Yunye had just captured a sentence, and it was washed down again in less than two seconds.But even so, Guan Yunye still saw one of them, saying that he hoped he could publish a game strategy explanation.

Normally, Guan Yunye wouldn't care what the netizens said, but since he has to wait for Yu Jiangxia to come back today, he might not be able to take this suggestion and give it a try to pass the time.

From the storage disk, he called up an archived video that once broke the customs clearance record of the whole server, and double-clicked to open it.

Just when he was about to speak...

"Meow - meow -"

Frostmourne woke up and even sneaked into his room.

Guan Yunye looked sideways, and the little guy was leaning against the foot of the bed, sniffing something.But it only sniffed twice, then walked to the closet again, doing the same sniffing and smelling movements.

After more than a month of feeding, and Yu Jiangxia's excessive love for cats, Guan Yunye is not as afraid of cats as he was at the beginning.

But it was limited to not being afraid, Guan Yunye still couldn't accept cat fur on his body, so from the moment he bought the cat back, he and Yu Jiangxia had taught Frostmourne that he was not allowed to run into his room.Frostmourne has always been obedient, and this is the first time that such an unruly situation happened today.

Guan Yunye frowned slightly in discomfort, and when the cat looked up at him, he imitated Yu Jiangxia's tone of coaxing the cat and said: "Hey, go outside and play."

"Meow - meow -" Frostmourne rolled on the ground, ignoring his words.

Guan Yunye was at a loss for a moment, he couldn't hug the cat as intimately as Yu Jiangxia did, and then put it back in the cat's litter.

At a loss, Guan Yunye suddenly saw that the barrage area was all discussing his cat.

[Ah ah ah!What a cute cat!Unexpectedly, Wild God, who has always looked serious, would also raise cats. 】

【Is this British short silver gradient?What's the name of the wild god's cat? 】

At first glance, it seems that they are all cat lovers like Yu Jiangxia.Guan Yun thought ambitiously, if he had no choice, he might as well ask them.

He twitched his fingers and typed in the reply column: "It's me..."

The typing hand suddenly stopped above the keyboard, what kind of identity should he use to introduce Yu Jiangxia?Want to say friend?

Guan Yunye suddenly remembered the day he took Yu Jiangxia to the studio, the corners of his mouth moved slightly, and he continued typing: "The cat I raise with my roommate is named Frostmourne."

[Wild God is worthy of being a straight gamer, but Frostmourne hahahaha...]

[Frostmourne?Hahahaha, forgive me for laughing unkindly, how could Wild God give the cat such a name hahahaha...]

[Answering the question from the previous brother, I blindly guessed that Wild God was named because the coat color of the silver gradient is like frost, hahahaha...]

[It's better to make Huozhi happy, it's more festive hahahaha...]

The hahahaha all over the barrage area instantly floated across the text, and Guan Yunye almost couldn't recognize this word due to his visual fatigue.

Besides, Frostmourne, what happened to the name, so funny?

But in retrospect, when he first said that he wanted to name the cat, Yu Jiangxia's expression seemed a little indescribable.

But compared to the strange name, what Guan Yunye is more concerned about now is what he should do so that he can not touch the cat, but also let it leave the room by itself and go back to the cat's nest.

Loud meowing sounds surrounded the small bedroom, and Guan Yunye seemed to have seen white cat fur on the edge of the corner of the bed, so he immediately entered his question in the reply box.

Barrage area:

[Why do you want to let it go back to the cat's den? The cat is so cute, Wild God can live broadcast with the cat in his arms!Suck and suck (￣ii￣)]

[Add a buddy upstairs. 】

The screen full of "plus one" once again dazzled Guan Yunye's eyes.

He admits that cats are indeed cute and endearing.But at the same time, he also knows better than anyone else that he cannot overcome the psychological barrier, and this group of netizens who are separated by a thick screen will not understand his fear.

The sense of helplessness that I had always had in my life filled my heart at this moment.

He wanted to call Yu Jiangxia.

Guan Yunye was going to temporarily close the live broadcast interface to cut off the view of the space where netizens can see him, but just as he moved the mouse to the red cross button in the upper right corner, suddenly a different sentence floated in the barrage, which caused Guan Yunye Notice.

[Wild God, is your cat in heat?I specialize in pet care work. Before the estrus period, male cats especially like to roll on the ground, raise their tails high, and show more and more serious smelling behaviors.Judging from your cat's symptoms, it seems to be completely in line with it. 】

Guan Yunye stared at the barrage in a daze.

Is the cat at home in heat?

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The author has something to say:

Frostmourne: Do you think I'm the only one who is in heat?Naive human beings.I won't tell you that in this world, the meowing of cats during estrus is contagious and makes people also go into estrus!

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"Attacked by a Crying Bamboo Horse" by Lan Yu

Because of her parents' job change, Jian Luobei returned to the city she lived in four years ago, and her childhood attendant, Xiao Yixi, transformed into the No. [-] high school bully Cao Qiaoxixi.

In the eyes of his classmates, he is responsible for the beauty of the flourishing age, and in the eyes of the teachers, he is a student with excellent character and learning.

A face can be said to kill both men and women, and is also called the school beauty in private

But Jian Luobei knew that this guy had been a crying bag since he was a child.

No, on the first day of the same class, because of a small accident, Jian Luobei made people cry.

It's just different from the tears shed when she was a child. The beauty shed when she grows up is boundless and stunning.

Jian Luobei (ears reddish): ... Gan, inexplicably upset.

Sure enough, I still hate this person crying in front of him the most!

Later, I heard that some gangsters blocked Qiao Yixi in the narrow alley.

Hearing the sound of fighting not far away, Jian Luobei panicked.

It's over, Qiao Yixi's slender arms and legs, wouldn't he cry for three days with one punch?

But when he got closer, he was dumbfounded.

Qiao Yixi was slowly adjusting his crumpled school uniform jacket, looking down at the wailing gangster with a disdainful expression, and even raised his long legs to give a whirlwind kick to those who wanted to resist.

But when he looked up and saw the person coming, he immediately changed his expression, picked up the schoolbag on the ground and ran to Jian Luobei, crying with red eyes:

"Beibei...they beat me and stepped on my schoolbag."

Jian Luobei, everyone who fell to the ground:?

Brother, please feel your conscience and see who was beaten? !

There are also delicate school girls and so on... This tm is obviously a rose with thorns!

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At the beginning, Jian Luobei raised the long finger to the rabbit pendant that was said to be given by Qiao Yixi's mysterious girlfriend, and laughed angrily: "Tell me, when did I become your girlfriend?"

Later, Jian Luobei patiently coaxed Qiao Yixi: "I was wrong, can you stop crying? Huh? Boyfriend."