After women's clothing entered the love variety show, the big guys all fell in love with me

——What the hell kind of female guests are invited, they look crooked!

——Come to show us a joke?

——Anyway, they're all pretty ugly!Especially those in yellow dresses!

The romance drama "Natural Couple" was broadcast on the first day, and the online reviews were negative, and almost no one was optimistic about this show.

This program is composed of five main guests and six sub-guests. The five main guests respectively enter the program group to shoot, and then go live on the Internet and then go online on the video platform.

The first main guest program group of the first issue invited the most influential actor in China——Zhou Jinyan.

Zhou Jinyan made his debut at the age of 20 and has participated in many works, among which literary films are the most classic, and he is a queen actor in literary films.With a straight and delicate appearance, it can be said that there are no dead angles in 360 degrees and can withstand any angle of death. He is the perfect male god in the hearts of all women.

Such a male god was invited by the director of the variety show to participate in the variety show, and he had to form a CP with one of the 6 female guests to become a fake couple.His fans didn't understand why the male god was going, so they could only support him, and mocked the female guest to express their dissatisfaction.In the eyes of fans, their elder brother is a god descending from the earth, who can only be seen from a distance and not be blasphemed.

Among the female guests participating in the variety show, there are two Internet celebrities, two daughters, one high-achieving student, and one vegan.Fans felt none of them were good enough for their brother, especially the vegan one.

The other five female guests are well-known, rich and talented, so what's the deal with finding a vegan? !Jealousy grew and he lashed out at the vegan.

Lin Qingnan, a vegan, is being asked by the director team to touch up his makeup at the moment. His clothes don't fit well, a yellow skirt, and it's not particularly convenient for him to walk, but he doesn't care much, and just sits on a chair casually.

The chief director of the program group came over to check his makeup in person, and asked the makeup artist: "Can you prevent makeup from falling off?"

Makeup artist: "It's safe, even if it's windy or rainy, it won't fall off."

The director breathed a sigh of relief, "Do you want to add a chest pad to him?"

The makeup artist disagreed: "It's easy to fall off, but it's not good to wear it."

The director also felt that he lowered his head slightly and asked Lin Qingnan who was sitting on the stool, "Are you okay?"

Lin Qingnan gave a reassuring look, "Director, you just need to pay me my salary on time, if not, I'll do it for you, and I guarantee that no one will be able to tell that I'm a man when I'm in the program group."

That's right, among the 6 female guests, a man was mixed in, which was also the director's helpless move.

This morning, the selection management team suddenly called and said that one of the female NPCs in the program group couldn't come, she had a car accident, and they didn't have any candidates, so they hurried to the outside of the film city to find a suitable female dragon to join the program group .

Although their show is a romance show, the five female guests are all famous figures. After all, these people are not professional variety show cafes, and they don't know how to adjust the atmosphere.The program group needs an NPC to adjust the atmosphere of the scene, drive the guests to interact, and increase the possibility of successful cp matching.

They searched around and found Lin Qingnan who was squatting at the door of a certain crew.

At first, the director thought Lin Qingnan was a woman, because he was wearing a hat and a pair of beige knee-length trousers, with slender arms and legs, and his figure was very suitable for the camera.

Who would have known that when Lin Qingnan opened his mouth, he was stunned. It turned out that this guy was a man.Lin Qingnan's voice was slightly crisp and thin, but if you listen carefully, you can still tell it's a male voice.

The director originally wanted to leave, but seeing Lin Qingnan's handsome face, with a bit of feminine softness on his side, he was an excellent candidate for the photoshoot.

After all, it is an NPC that drives the atmosphere, so it can't be ordinary.After much deliberation, and time being urgent, there was no other way but to let Lin Qingnan make up and turn into a woman.

He specially called experts in the makeup industry to put on Lin Qingnan's makeup, and asked them to keep it a secret. Finally, he gave Lin Qingnan a masculine look.

Lin Qingnan's face is small, and his facial features are slightly bigger than women's, so it's easy to put on makeup.The eyes are slender on both sides, but quite round in the middle. Lying silkworms are particularly perfect, and the lips are naturally ruddy. Wearing a yellow playful skirt, they look full of agility.

Just now the director asked Lin Qingnan to show himself in front of the camera to test the waters, but no one could tell that Lin Qingnan was a man, and the effect was not bad.

Taking advantage of the time, the director said to him: "You will only be an NPC for half a month. Our female guests have an elimination system. The first main guest is Zhou Jinyan. We will arrange a list of preferences for him. He puts If you put it in the last place, you will be eliminated. Persevere, maybe it won’t take half a month.”

"Your main task is to make Zhou Jinyan hate you and increase the atmosphere of the scene by the way."

Lin Qingnan didn't care, "Director, I'm a professional, you remember the daily end, I have a sense of proportion."

The director took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and said: "Success! Don't worry, I will pay you a salary every day!" The person he hired temporarily, the price can't be negotiated, this guy actually wants 1000 a day's appearance fee, which is comparable to robbery!

Lin Qingnan said "ok", and he happily walked to the scene.

The barrage is still swiping at the moment, full of dissatisfaction with the program group.

——Although they are a false couple, let's see if we can match up!

——That is to say, the woman in the yellow skirt has dark skin, so she is worthy of our actor? !

— Trash, step down!

Lin Qingnan didn't know what was said about him on the Internet, even if he knew, he wouldn't care. After all, his daily salary of 1000 a day was at the top level among his stand-in actors.Besides, apart from being amateur and his skin is darker than others, he has nothing to continue to spray, and the barrage of scolding will stop after a while.

He hummed a ditty, waiting for the main guest Zhou Jinyan to appear.

After 10 minutes, "A Couple Born" officially started broadcasting.Just reconnected to the network, the director took the walkie-talkie to contact the off-site and said: "The main guest is on stage."

As soon as the camera on the live broadcast platform turned, a car drove past the camera of the program group, and the door of that car was opened a few minutes later.A man in a suit got out of the car, and the program crew immediately added subtitles to him.

【Main Guest: Zhou Jinyan

Sex: Male

Occupation: actor

Influence in the industry: won the Golden Rooster Award for Best Actor in the 19th film industry, and the Best Actor in the Chinese Film Awards in the 20th world...]

In front of the camera, actor Zhou Jinyan greeted the camera casually, he just smiled a little, and the barrage went crazy.

—Give me the paper!I have a nosebleed!

——Today is another day for my brother to go out for the camera, and my brother is the most handsome in a suit!

— Lick the screen!No one can match my brother's beauty! !

After Zhou Jinyan appeared on the stage, other guests who chose CP for Zhou Jinyan also appeared one after another.The other female guests were not as unsightly as the barrage said, they were superior in appearance, and they matched well with Zhou Jinyan.

Lin Qingnan was the last to appear on the stage. As soon as he appeared, the barrage of scolding began, and the whole article said that he was not worthy of the show.

The program group arranged for them to sit in a coffee shop, one man and six "female" sat together, like choosing a concubine.Lin Qingnan was caught in the middle, and the smell of other women's perfumes made him uncomfortable. He glanced at Zhou Jinyan who was sitting directly opposite him.

He had heard of Zhou Jinyan's name, but this was the first time he had seen a real big star, so he took a closer look.Lin Qingnan's words are poor, and there is only one word "good-looking" in his mind, which is not the bright and good-looking idol, but very majestic and good-looking.

But... the movie star Wei Mao looked at him with some contempt and disgust, did he see that look right?

Although he really wanted to make Zhou Jinyan hate him so that he could get off the assembly line quickly, but this was too fast, he was hated before he did anything? ?

Lin Qingnan was confused for a while, but he didn't care, it would be better if he got off work earlier, wouldn't it be nice!

They sat together for a while, the female guest seemed shy and embarrassed to speak, Lin Qingnan was thinking of something to say to cheer up the atmosphere, when the internet celebrity next to him kept pushing him.

"Hey, you bastard, sit next to me, I want this seat." The female Internet celebrity said in a low voice.

Lin Qingnan glanced at her Kazilan's big eyes, squeezed back calmly, suppressed his original voice, and changed it into a voice that was not so melodious, but it was definitely a female voice: "Sister, why do you always squeeze me? , Is it because you eat too much and gain weight?"

The script given to him by the director was based on a green tea bitch. He heard that the film star can identify green tea very well and also hates green tea, so he pretended.

Kazilan stared at him wide-eyed, all the women here wanted to rely on the film king to get ahead, she obviously looked down on Lin Qingnan.

"It's up to you, and you still want to attract the attention of Zhou Yingdi? You go to the whole face and whiten the skin."

Seeing Zhou Jinyan looking over, Big Eye Boy made a 180-degree turn, and immediately showed a look of caring for the child: "Ah? You don't like the coffee that Zhou Jinyan ordered for you? Why? It's the things that Zhou Jinyan ordered that don't suit you taste?"

The good guy can pretend better than him.

Zhou Jinyan finally looked at Lin Qingnan, he took a sip of his coffee, and said calmly, "I thought girls like to drink caramel mocha." His tone seemed to suggest that Lin Qingnan was not good.

Lin Qingnan was about to speak, but the director saw that the number of audience members had dropped a lot, and kept shouting: "Can you do it?! If you can't, just go down and stop doing it! The audience is almost gone!"

Lin Qingnan closed his ears, took a sip of the coffee in front of him, and smiled embarrassedly: "No, I like it very much, but just now my sister said that she likes it too much, I was thinking about whether to keep it or not. Give it to her. Actor Zhou ordered it, how could I not like it?"

Back and forth, Lin Qingnan was comparable to Big Eyed Boy in terms of green tea kung fu.

Zhou Jinyan glanced at him, didn't speak, and when his gaze was about to shift, Lin Qingnan suddenly shook his hand and spilled the coffee all over the table, and he called out, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

The women at the table were afraid that their skirts would get dirty, so they all got up and left their seats. Only Lin Qingnan and Zhou Jinyan were left.

Lin Qingnan took the opportunity to wipe Zhou Jinyan's suit, which was not dirty at all, with a piece of paper.

Zhou Jinyan was wearing a deep V shirt under his suit, which was very slippery and exposed skin on his chest. Lin Qingnan touched Zhou Jinyan's collarbone to under the deep V, stroking Lin Qingnan's saliva, and when he looked up, he happened to meet Zhou Jinyan's scum look……

I swear to God, he doesn't have the slightest thought for Zhou Jinyan... Feeling it for some reason, Zhou Jinyan's skin is so slippery like a girl's!He just wanted to complete the green tea character design, and his mind was twisted, and he unconsciously became lustful.I can only blame the actor for being too good at maintenance!

At this time, the fans who scolded Lin Qingnan for being unworthy from a small range on the bullet screen just now suddenly had a large number of passers-by viewers pouring into the live broadcast room, crazily cursing Lin Qingnan as a green tea whore, eating the actor tofu to attract the actor's attention, saying that he is shameless .

But Lin Qingnan couldn't take it back and had to maintain the green tea character, he said shyly; "Actor Zhou, I, I didn't do it on purpose, you won't be angry with me, will you?"

The number of online viewers in the live broadcast room skyrocketed, and many people were stuck because of this. At the same time, Lin Qingnan saw the disgust in Zhou Jinyan's eyes and couldn't hide it.

Great, one hour to work, task overfulfilled.

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Didi begs for advance receipt: "Master Zuo Jingzhen Marries a Disabled Giant [Transmigration Book]"

Ye Qiaofeng transmigrated into a novel by a certain wealthy family, and became a fine young master.

In the book, his father doesn't love him, his mother doesn't love him, he likes to die all day long, his IQ is not enough, he is played by scumbags, and he is crushed by the protagonist, the fake young master.

In the end, he was thrown into a psychiatric hospital where he was tortured to death.

Ye Qiaofeng who came through said, what kind of speechless bloody plot!

He decided to form an alliance with the boss in the book, and he had to do it when it was time to do it.

So, he approached the disabled giant Gong.

The disabled giant Gong was cold-blooded and ruthless. He was much older than Ye Qiaofeng, so he hated him very much.

But for the benefit of the company, he had to pretend to marry Ye Qiaofeng.

After marriage, the protagonists from all walks of life did not let him have a good time, and often harassed him.

The slag Gong who abandoned him came to him with malicious intentions: I know you still like me, how about you divorce me?What's the use of marrying a cripple.

Ye Qiaofeng said: Well, you have to give me hundreds of millions of compensation. I have to take a milk bath every day, eat only the food from the original factory, and have a hundred servants at home.

Slag Gong scared him away, but the disabled giant who didn't like him originally heard his words when he passed by, and he changed his opinion of him.

The fake young master approached him, spying on the secrets of the giant's company: The Ye family is dying, you have to help the family.

Ye Qiaofeng wrote: That's your house and not mine, so what does it matter to me?

The fake young master failed and returned, and his subordinates told the original story to the disabled giant, who admired him deeply.

Later, when the Ye family gradually declined, everyone in the Ye family remembered his kindness and begged him to maintain the relationship with the disabled giant, and the whole family would be taken care of by him as a treasure.

Ye Qiaofeng didn't appreciate it at all, and continued: You kicked me out for the benefit of the family, and now you're talking nice things?Okay, kneel down and apologize.

Just as his contractual marriage with the disabled giant was coming to an end, Ye Qiaofeng found out that he was pregnant.

He remembered that the disabled giant said that he dared to get pregnant behind his back and kill him directly!He was afraid that things would be exposed, so he ran away overnight.

Not long after, Ye Qiaofeng was captured by the disabled giant, and Ye Qiaofeng was trembling.

Not only did the disabled giant not blame him, but he, who had always been cold-blooded and ruthless, accused pitifully, "You are so cruel, don't you want me?"

Ye Qiaofeng:? ?

Who said you don't want children!

But... the old man acted coquettishly, it was really terrible.

Mine Clearance: Bringing Children