[Rat cat] Young master, rich and powerful

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Title: [Mouse and Cat] Young Master, Wealthy and Powerful

Author: Xiao Yueer

Copywriter:

This is a story about a girl who didn't pretend to be aggressive but was struck by lightning. She traveled to Kaifeng Mansion in the Song Dynasty to learn how to check the water meter.

funny version

There was a thunder explosion on the flat ground, and the sky was shocked back to 900 years.

Incognito in the dark, women disguised as men, drunk to death.

Tease the mouse and the cat when you are bored, and scream when you are busy!

The tracking of the case is gone, and the life in Kaifeng is happy.

Edible Guidelines:

1. In this article, there is no cruelty, no case-solving, no logic, more relaxed and amusing than everyday life.

2. The daily life of pure Kaifeng Mansion is small and fresh, so don’t be too nice if you want to show off your cuteness.

3. The author insists that HE, 1V1, is a real mother.

4. Belly (chi) black (han) evil (zha) charm (mao) beautiful attack x dull (ji) cute (zhi) can (xian) human (hui) handsome and shou.

5. The characters may be OOC, do not follow the main line of the original work, the plot is original, and the research party should be careful!

Special Note: This article is danmei, the heroine has no cp to watch the mouse cat JQ and assists, multi-angle, you can ignore the heroine or treat her as a female supporting role, she is a rotten girl and a good friend of human beings::>_<::

Content tags: Seventh Five-Year Historical Drama Legend of the Year

Search keywords: Protagonist: Zhan Zhao, Bai Yutang┃Supporting roles: Xia Xiaoli, Song Shijin, Hexiao Doctor, Pang Duzi, Bao Zheng, Gongsun Ce, Wang Ma Zhang Zhao, etc.┃Others: JQ, funny, daily, Meng Meng Da, time travel, female disguised as a man

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For the first time, there was a thunderbolt

Xia Xiaoli's first intimate contact with Kaifeng Mansion was purely thanks to the school's graduation trip.

It was rainy and overcast that day in Kaifeng City, and everything looked wet and damp, but the little raccoon was full of excitement, so naturally he didn't care too much about the annoying weather.

Stepping into the high threshold, Xia Xiaoli was immediately overwhelmed by the three guillotines placed in the center of the room.Her eyes were shining, and she was so surprised that she almost dropped the truth stick she was holding in her mouth.

"Damn it!!!" She exclaimed, and rushed to the guillotine with a face full of admiration, and stretched out her little hand tremblingly, wanting to leave a small handprint of her own on the blood-stained knife.

Seeing that her hand was getting closer and closer to the guillotine, she was so heartbroken that she even wanted to yell loudly.But just when her hand was still five centimeters away from the guillotine, the staff of the scenic spot was very responsible to thicken the line in time, and with a sweet smile, said to her warmly: "I'm sorry, miss, we exhibited in the scenic spot Items are prohibited to touch and photograph."

Xia Xiaoli's trembling hands stopped suddenly, and his excited smile suddenly collapsed.She twitched the corners of her mouth at the beautiful staff, and showed a smile that she thought was uglier than a ghost, but in fact she was roaring to the sky in her heart: Nima ah ah ah! !Almost got up close and personal with the great Bao-sama the bird!

The staff of Mei Niao straightened up the sign of "no photography and touching" next to the guillotine, and then turned around with a mechanical smile and went to other booths.

Xia Xiaoli pursed her mouth, full of dissatisfaction - what can you do to me if I want to touch him!

She smiled evilly, then fixed her eyes on the back of the staff, and at the same time slowly stretched out her hand, heading straight for the cool and domineering faucet.

The figure of the staff walked farther and farther away, but Xia Xiaoli was getting closer and closer to the hand of the dragon head, and when her evil little hand finally managed to touch the blade of the dragon head, a biting cold current was like a ghost. Like a snake, it suddenly penetrated into her body, and flowed through her whole body in an instant.

At the same time, the rolling thunder that had been faintly sounding since just now suddenly exploded like an explosion, and immediately after that, a shining silver sky dragon flew past the house and hit Xia Xiaoli directly on the head .

Alas, ill-fated.

These were the last words that flashed through Xia Xiaoli's mind before closing his eyes.

***

In the fourth year of Huangyou, Kaifeng Mansion in the Northern Song Dynasty.

Today, Zhan Zhao was on duty to patrol the streets. He got up early when it was daylight. After washing and grooming, he put on the red official uniform that showed his identity, raised the sword and giant gate that he carried with him, pushed open the door, and walked away.

Today's Kaifeng City, under Bao Zheng's rectification, is well-organized and extremely prosperous.

Zhan Zhao left the government office and went straight to the right. When passing Lao Li's shop, he bought three steamed buns with crab roe. Seeing that it was Zhan Zhao, Lao Li greeted him politely, and quickly dressed him up. After buying five buns, when Zhan Zhao paid him the money, he shook his head and said:

"Buy three and get two free at our small shop!" Lao Li said while exaggeratingly stretching out five fingers.

Zhan Zhao couldn't hold back him, so he could only shake his head helplessly, thinking about how to give him the money next time, after careful calculation, he seemed to have eaten 39 more buns from Lao Li.A steamed stuffed bun costs a penny, and 39 buns are 39 pennies!God!This is not a small sum!

While thinking about it, he squeezed out a steamed bun from the paper bag, brought it to his mouth and took a bite, the thick crab oil flowed out from the steamed bun, making his mouth full of crab fragrance.He squinted his eyes in satisfaction, and smiled—it was delicious!

The handsome and gentle Mr. Zhan walked along the street and ate all the way... patrolling, and when the sun was high, he had already traveled half of Kaifeng.Zhan Zhao stood with his arms folded under the three characters "Kaifeng City". Seeing the well-being of the people on both sides of the street and the peaceful scenery in the city, he was filled with joy and a look of contentment.

Rubbing his round belly, he felt that the task of patrolling the streets was almost completed, so he decided to walk around for the last half lap, and then go back to catch up on returning to the cage.The warm little quilt shouldn't be too beautiful!

He yawned, and while looking happily at the surrounding shops, if there was anything he didn't eat, he walked leisurely towards Kaifeng Mansion.

However, just when he turned two more corners and saw the friendly mansion, a crying male voice suddenly appeared, interrupting all his happiness——

"Master Zhan! A corpse was found beside the well!"

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In the study of Kaifeng Mansion.

Bao Zheng was playing chess leisurely with Gongsun Ce when the door was suddenly pushed open for no reason, and then Zhan Zhao's voice came clearly.

"My lord!!! There is finally a murder case!!!"

Bao Zheng frowned, and both stood up with Gongsun.

Zhan Zhao jumped into the house, out of breath: "The body was found by the well in the south of the city!"

Bao Zheng's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly asked, "Where's the corpse?!"

"Ah?" Zhan Zhao scratched his head, "I came back in a hurry to report, but I forgot to read it..."

Bao Zheng's face was immediately covered with black lines, but no one else could see it except him... well, he couldn't see it himself either.

Bao Zheng immediately ordered Zhan Zhao to lead the way. He hadn't encountered the case for a long time, so he must go and see for himself. What kind of corpse would it be?Is it a headless corpse?Mummy?Or mutilated corpses? ! !No matter which one it is, it makes his heart surge!

Several people were gearing up, sharpened their knives, rushed out of the mansion all the way to the south of the city.But no one noticed that a handsome man in white was walking towards them.

With great difficulty, Bai Yutang escaped from the clutches of his elder brothers and rushed all the way to Kaifeng. He didn't expect to see Bao Zheng, Gongsun and Zhan Zhao walking towards him with red faces and smiling faces before he arrived at the government office. Eyebrow, I think this performance is a tacit understanding!

Seeing several people approaching, Bai Yutang brushed off the dust on his body, and tugged on his robe to make himself look more energetic. Then he raised the corners of his mouth evilly, cupped his hands at Bao Zheng, and spoke clearly: " Bai has met the adults!"

He lowered the corners of his eyes, trying his best to be respectful and humble, but after waiting for a long time, he didn't hear Bao Zheng's voice: "Justice Bai doesn't need to be polite."

He frowned in dissatisfaction, and suddenly raised his eyelids, only to find that there was nothing in front of him, no one was there.Turning around again, I found that the three people just now had only a trace of their backs, and the clothes on their bodies were fluttering in the breeze.

Bai Yutang gritted his teeth, the smile on his face was gone, it was hard to accept that he was so utterly humiliated by Hong Guoguo!See!up!

Feeling that his self-esteem has been greatly insulted, he is determined to bring it back severely! ! !Well, Bao Zheng Gongsun can't be provoked, so there is only Zhan Zhao... that stinky cat!Ah!Ah!We'll see!

The heroic Fifth Lord Bai secretly thought he would be ruthless, and then suddenly became a little curious about what they were so eager to do. In the end, the god of curiosity in his heart defeated the god of revenge. He swallowed his breath and squeezed his hands knife, turned and chased after them.

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Xia Xiaoli moved his body, feeling sore all over his body as if falling apart.She moved her eyeballs and opened them with difficulty.

The first thing that came into view was a large group of people with different expressions, appearances and clothes. She was taken aback. Then she saw a beautiful uncle with a fair face and about 30 years old. Lie, the saliva almost flowed out so uselessly!

Seeing that she was awake, Gongsun Ce stepped forward to feel her pulse again, and after making sure that she was fine, he stood up in disappointment.

The people around suddenly let out a burst of exclamation:

"Gongsun Miracle Physician has boundless magic power!"

"Gongsun's great medical skills are superb!"

"Gongsun male god, my marriage!"

Gongsun Ce felt a little headache when he heard it, he pinched the bridge of his nose, and sighed in his heart: Another oolong!When will a case happen!My brain is already in love with rust