After wearing the wrong Meiqiang tragic vest

"Where is Mori Ogai?"

Faced with the old father's deep questioning, the leader Zai originally wanted to say that he was dead, but when the patriarch narrowed his golden pupils in an incomparably majestic way, his penetrating look made him involuntarily report an address.

"Very good." Mr. Ou nodded in satisfaction, and said to Atsushi Nakajima, who was obviously on PortMafia's side: "Then, Atsushi, can you please go and bring the former leader back?"

Although he was surprised that the previous generation did not die, Nakajima Atsushi, who was devoted to killing, still subconsciously wanted to refuse.

But his body violated his will, and his own voice answered respectfully: "Yes."

His perspective began to shift, and he turned to leave.Like a puppet being manipulated.

The leader, Zai, was dragged away from the rooftop, and the red scarf that was an eyesore was confiscated by Lord Ou as soon as he entered the warm room.

As the biggest one here, Osamu Dazai could only accept it aggrievedly, and asked cautiously while looking at the guardian's face: "Mr. Owl, what do you want to do by bringing Mori Ogai back?"

In order to prevent the relatively innocent Mori Ogai here from being affected and tragically killed, the leader Zai didn't even call Mr. Fang Mori.

However, Owl, whose personality has been affected by Tsuruze for the most part, has no intention of returning to normal at all. He glanced at the black cat with a flattering smile on the opposite side, and said, "Of course I asked him to come back to work. If you don't do your job properly and leave the mess to a child, you will be ridiculed."

Chief Zai: "..."

The leader, Mao Mao, selectively forgot how he drove away the upper leader of Mori Ogai.

That's right, it's all Mori Ogai's fault!

So on this day, the members at the PortMafia headquarters had the honor to meet their leader who has been in the house for thousands of years.

A gray boy who looked young just dragged their leader away in such a fair and dignified way.

away.

The chief didn't come back.

Then this incident became a big strange story in Yokohama...Of course it's impossible!

When a Chu Fa cadre who was deliberately sent by the leader Zai on a business trip received the news, he only saw the previous leader who had "resurrected from the dead".

As for the current leader who disappeared again, the unified reply they got was that the leader went with someone himself!

Zhongya, the cadre: "..." Osamu Dazai, is this damn bastard a three-year-old kid? !

"Forget it, this guy must be up to some conspiracy again!"

He loosened his tie irritably, and the subordinates in the cadre who also waved back to report turned their attention to Mori Ogai.

This is the right thing to do.

On the shelter side, Lord Owl, who picked up a new cat, did not return to the shelter out of some evasive psychology.

Instead, he immediately ran to the main world and beat Mori Ogai violently, burned the opponent's red scarf, and then took out his soul to continue working.

The Mafia members who were guarding outside the door watched the scene, turning a blind eye to this scene.

It wasn't until the troublemaker left that he sent a message to the leader's direct unit, the Black Lizard.

Half a minute later, Guangjin Liulang skillfully took a group of people away to find the "corpse" that his family's leader might refresh somewhere in Yokohama at any time.

Everything is in perfect harmony.

In the shelter, the two hanged eyes watched a guy with a bandage on his left eye pass by openly.Dazai could even hear the sound of young Zai grinding his teeth next to him.

It's a pity that he couldn't break the rope no matter how loud his teeth were grinding, and the two butchers could only swing around by themselves until someone was willing to lend a helping hand to save them.

The arrival of the leader Zai shocked everyone in the sanctuary.

This kind of pale and sickly appearance that has not seen the light all year round made everyone subconsciously cast aside Mori Ogai.

Although Osamu Dazai is keen on killing himself, no one has really seen Osamu Dazai spoil himself like this. Even the big orange cat subconsciously put the blame on Mr. Mori.

Of course, I didn't misunderstand him in a sense.

Then there is Mr. Owl, who has never been seen in the shelter so far.

It can only be said that a temporary escape cannot solve the problem. I am afraid that the shelter will not be peaceful these days.

And Owl-kun... is indeed running away.

The long-lost refresh was in the Twilight Tavern.

Since the number of cubs in the family increased, he rarely sneaked out to drink.

On the contrary, Sanhua has become a frequent visitor here.

As soon as he entered the door, the boss greeted Sanhua warmly as if he hadn't seen him.

Well, although keeping cats is great, having too many cats can lead to all sorts of little problems.

And the cat itself is the big problem.

In this regard, the old father who does not have much experience chooses to ask a reliable adult for advice.

Fukuzawa Yukichi-this reliable adult actually doesn't have much experience-ruaed strangely skillfully, while listening to Owl-kun's entanglement:

"That child... There is no light in his eyes. Death may not be a relief for him."

"Should I really pull him back... let him live in this world?"

Shelters are great, but you can't rest on your laurels forever.Moreover, that Dazai-kun even gave up on Oda Saku!

The guardian, who has always been reliable and prudent, buried himself in Sanhua's warm cat, with a muffled voice.

With such a lack of confidence and confusion, it really makes people ignore the obvious sense of fragmentation on his body, a bit like a child.

Fukuzawa Yukichi did not comfort him immediately, but silently sorted out his words.Bystanders can tell that the president is a keen person, not to mention that he has been around Luanbu for a long time, even if he does not have detective talent, he should have been trained.

"Mr. Owl." The warrior stared at him with serpentine jade-colored eyes, and his tone was always rigorous: "Does the child you speak of have Azhi's memory?"

Owl was stunned for a moment, then nodded: "He knows me."

So there should be memories of Aji, maybe even the memory leaders of the two Dazai in the family.

"Then." Fukuzawa Yukichi considered it carefully, and said, "Would you like to try and ask him to stay for you?"

"What?!" Surprised by his speech, the young man almost subconsciously denied it like a cat with fur: "How is that possible!"

"Why is it impossible?"

Fukuzawa Yukichi frowned: "You underestimate the bond between you."

"No." Owl shook his head: "If it was Aji, of course I have the confidence, but that Dazai..."

They are total strangers.

Abducting someone back on impulse because of that nightmare was already enough to make him entangled in embarrassment, and it would be too offensive to make such a rude request.

Regarding this, His Excellency Silver Wolf held different opinions: "If you don't try it, how do you know he will refuse?"

The dignified adult interrupted the refusal he was about to export: "You are not the kind of person who looks forward and backward, you are afraid."

Lord Owl was silent.

How could he not be afraid?Who saw the child's death and could face it calmly and laugh it off?

His hands were shaking the moment he woke up from the nightmare.

Because he failed to hold the opponent.

But the problem doesn't go away just by avoiding it.

Owl took a deep breath and nodded to Fukuzawa Yukichi: "I see, I will try."

He straightened his cloak and disappeared into the light.Such a solemn attitude seems to be going to a duel.

—A duel with death.

The leader is in Odasaku's study.

All the works of Oda since his debut are displayed here, and it is one of the fixed places in the family where he can refresh Oda.

At this time, besides the three Dazai, there is also a Chosen Son.

Random Steps: Watching for the Owl.jpg

The owl king who pushed the door and entered was immediately rushed by the green-eyed cat, and the sad and miserable accusation sounded at the same time: "It was agreed to only keep me! Why did you come again?!"

You Zai didn't move, and snorted super loudly.

"Come and coax me" written all over his body.

Wu Jingzai: ".)"

Leader Zai: ".)"

Owl-kun: "..." So, this is the real reason why he doesn't want to go home.

After a flurry of consolation, the scene... was still chaotic.

Luanbu and Wuzhenzai are fine, but youzai is the only one who will not let go of his death, and he is determined not to let this leader enter the house.

You Zai, who also has the memory of the leader: "Hehe."

In the end, it was the leader Zai himself who came out to quell the chaos—one sentence pulled away all the hatred.

"It seems that I haven't said that I want to stay, right? Such a fierce opposition, it's really... huh."

When Dazai uses the taunt emote on Dazai, the taunt level will be doubled.

Osamu Dazai hates Osamu Dazai the most.Especially the much-loved Young Zai, as soon as he appeared, he almost took away nearly [-]% of the envy, jealousy and hatred of the leader from other Dazai.

And the leader, of course, is no exception.

People cannot compare, especially with such a big gap.

Why...how could he be so happy?

[And what I'm asking for is just the light of a little candle, isn't even that okay? ]

So when the sun appeared in his world, when such a warm light came towards him...

Can't agree!Too warm light will hurt people! !

"This Dazai-kun." Although no one found it at the scene, Ou-kun was indeed nervous: "Can you please... stay for me for a while?"

He anxiously awaited the outcome of the duel.

"There must be a running-in period, right?"

Mr. Owl: "?"

"If you want to get along with a group of strangers, there must be a break-in period, right?"

The leader found an excuse for his vacillation: "If you can't even pass the inspection, you can't believe it at all!"

"How about it, a one-month study tour—will you accept it?"

possible!

Lord Owl took a step forward and took up this challenge with the momentum of facing a strong enemy: "Okay, just one month!"

The leader glanced at the three with ugly faces behind - focusing on the young Zai whose nose was crooked - and smiled.

It's not his sun.But, just for a month, let him temporarily steal a little warmth.

As for the results of this investigation?

That's a cub.

Cub, it's all debt!

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Among the cadres of the if world: "Ah!!"

At the Bureau headquarters, a document like this appeared on the director's desk:

"Observation Report on Individual Osamu Dazai and Research and Analysis on the Necessity of Positive Maintenance of the Individual's Destiny"

"Do you know how many years ago the application for fate maintenance was last passed? To positively modify the fate of all individuals in the entire universe, you want the logistics department to die!"

The director read the report filled with "approve quickly" again, and imagined the workload that this application represented would cause the logistics department to rebel on the spot, and sighed: "I just came back from vacation, you That’s the problem for me.”

The voice of Lord Owl came from a floating virtual screen next to it: "Hehe, you are so embarrassed to mention it! I will work overtime when you are on vacation, who is the one who is going to retire?"

The director made a haha ​​with a guilty conscience: "This is destined to be a fate! If you want, I can return the position of the director to you. It's up to you to decide whose fate maintenance application you want to approve." Calculate?"

Mr. Ou was angry: "Don't, you are an old man who has been a disaster for thousands of years, who dares to take your place. When you return the favor, don't procrastinate. The documents are approved by me quickly. If you have anything to talk to the ontology ,Bye."

The communication link is broken.

The bureau chief, who had failed in fooling around, sighed again, cherishingly touched the hairline, which was not too dangerous, and reluctantly stamped [approved] on this report.

Pick up your next entry application.

Ah, this rookie seems to have a personality that likes salted fish. There seems to be a lot of tasks in the pension department... Let him shine in the past.

The author has something to say: Okay, then this article is completely over, thank you again for your company (bow).

In the end, don't be ashamed to ask for an advance payment——

Derived from the non-cp "My vest is all Wei Guangzheng", I will probably explain the small details of Wei Guangzheng's vest, but it tells a completely different story from this one.The copy is as follows:

#shock!Talented rookies are exiled to the pension department of the bureau. Is it the director's inaction, or the rookies' lack of progress? #

■■: Neither!It was me who was young and ignorant, and credulously believed in the guide with thick eyebrows and big eyes, sobbing and sobbing.

■■: There was an opportunity to escape in front of me, but I didn’t cherish it. If God could give me another chance, even if I was dead and nailed in the coffin, I would still be in the tomb. Decaying vocal chords shout: Flee! !

■■: The pension department is really not a place for people to stay!cry cry.

When this nursing home opened quietly in Yokohama, no one thought that the future world would become like that.

No one thought that the world would need a group of mental patients to save.

In this regard, a well-known old man who lost his subordinates and hair said: ".)"

A well-known non-bandage man who was frightened by repeated exercises and had abnormal heartbeat said: ".)"

A well-known person who was robbed of his job and turned into a well-known Internet celebrity did not have the strongest performance: ".)"

Regarding these misunderstandings, the little dean tearfully shouted: "Don't think too much, really don't think too much, we are really a serious nursing home! There will be no corpses out for a walk in the middle of the night, and the morgue is only used to pile up sundries. Did not master any resurrection technology!!"

The original non-cp "I don't want to be a man after throwing a vest every day" is still in the vest script, and the copy is as follows:

Mirage Survival Rules:

Follow the rules below to ensure that if you stray into a mirage, you will survive until help arrives or the phenomenon ends.

1. Mirage is a strange phenomenon that exists only in the neighborhood, and it will not appear in houses with obvious traces of human habitation.

Any scenario that appears in the mirage does not belong to the current time and space, that comes from the past, parallel worlds or futures that we cannot touch now.

2. If you need to buy supplies, do not go out, send a message to the Wangxing Building in your city and leave the address, and the staff will arrange a robot to deliver the supplies you need.

3. If you go out for some necessary reason, please remember your citizen ID before going out.

4. When you stray into a mirage, you come from the real world.Everything that appears in the mirage is false, including the people or things you know that may appear in it, don't be addicted to it, don't believe any of their actions and words.

5. Each mirage has its own rules, please follow it without endangering your own life.

6. If you cannot confirm whether you have left the Mirage, please try to send a message to the Star Tower when you are sure there is no one there, and the mastermind system will automatically reply to your citizen ID.

If the reply is not your Citizen ID or something goes wrong, be wary, you still haven't left the Mirage.

7. The speed of time in the mirage may be different from that of the outside world. If you wait for a long time for rescue or the end of the mirage, please don't give up hope.Believe in your country, we will never give up a single citizen.

8. Even if the night is long, we always believe that victory will eventually belong to human beings.

感谢在2021-12-1208：00：00～2021-12-1308：00：00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦～

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: 1 Philippine month;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Jiamu Weibai; 1 bottle of Shuiyexingqing, Bingye;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!