[Brother] Brother, come to satisfy you

Nie Honghao sent an email to Wang Yan, telling him that he would take Qin Li to Beijing as soon as he borrowed it.

The three-hour flight made Nie Honghao drowsy, but he didn't want to sleep, so he rested his head on Nie Xuechao's shoulder and chatted with his brother one after another. The outsiders seemed to be in harmony, but the topics of the chat were extremely scary and interesting. Incomparably unrestrained.

"Brother, why don't you let me kill Qin Li? How troublesome it is to bring a woman."

Nie Xuechao smiled wryly. It seems that it will take a long time to get rid of his younger brother's habit of disregarding human lives. He began to reason, "First of all, there are 2000 million more men in China than women, which means that women are a scarce resource. Every woman missing There is only one more bachelor in the motherland. Secondly, Lawyer Qin has been working so hard for your affairs. I heard from her assistant that she has not slept well for several days, and she has saved your life. Finally, the more blood on your hands, your The more abnormal your mind is, the more likely you will fall into a state of madness. You don’t want to become like Voldemort one day, right? So, for the sake of social stability, for the prosperity of the country, you shouldn’t do anything to her because of emotion, reason, or yourself.”

The corners of Nie Honghao's mouth twitched when he heard it. It was the first time he knew that his brother had the ability to be a Tang monk, but he found a topic he loved from his long speech. He bit his brother's neck lightly and said: "Even if there are more women than men. 2000 million, diaosi is diaosi, betting on orphans..."

Seeing that his younger brother's attention was no longer on Qin Li, Nie Xuechao let out a long breath and said, "Diaosi also has spring, because there are female dicks who will marry him."

Nie Honghao frowned, "Brother, your Internet language is getting more and more proficient, but what's the point of living together with two dicks? The offspring they gave birth to are not smart, so are they wasting the country's food?"

Nie Xuechao looked at him strangely, and said dryly, "I'm glad you still have the concept of a country."

Suddenly he realized that he had been assimilated by his brother. Nie Honghao was a little confused about whether it would be good or bad to continue like this. After thinking about it for a few seconds, he couldn't figure it out. Nie Xuechao pinched his face lightly and said: "This involves a very complicated theory. You'll probably fall asleep listening to it."

Hearing what his brother said, Nie Honghao became interested instead, and said energetically, "Say it~Say it~"

Seeing his coquettish appearance, Nie Xuechao raised the corners of her mouth and said, "I won't mention the axiom, let's talk about the content directly. This is the 'sexy son' theory proposed by the British sociologist Fei Nanxi. Two people are together because of their partners. Values ​​match, a female dick cannot marry Gao Fushuai, and a male dick cannot marry Bai Fumei, so they have to marry each other."

"and then?"

"But they are not reconciled in their hearts. Although they know that they are a tortoise, they don't want to find another tortoise. The male dick wants to go outside to find a mistress, but he is a dick, and no beautiful woman is willing to give it to him. He was a mistress, so he had to live in peace, but dicks are different."

Nie Honghao was a little confused and asked, "Why are female dicks different?"

"Because a man meets a woman who is sent to bed, even if this woman is as ugly as Sister Feng, he doesn't mind poking a few times when the light is turned off. So this dick climbed onto Gao Fushuai's bed and got Gao Fushuai's Sperm, gave birth to an excellent son, which is a 'sexy son', and the male cock who married her was kept in the dark, and worked hard to earn hard-earned money to raise this child. When the sexy son grows up, because of him Excellent genes will bring more grandchildren to this female cock, while the genes of that male cock will be annihilated in the long river of history."

Nie Honghao frowned, "Then... isn't that male dick very pitiful?"

A strange smile appeared on Nie Xuechao's face, and he said with a sigh: "Yes, this is the source of human evolution."

Recalling what Qin Li said before, "I found out that your blood type is AB, but Director Nie's is O, and your mother is B." Nie Honghao suddenly felt that he understood the deep meaning of his brother's theory, and his eyes burned Looking at Nie Xuechao, he said, "You mean, Dad is that dick?"

Nie Xuechao was proud of showing off his knowledge to his younger brother. When he heard this sentence while drinking water, he reacted half a second and sprayed water on the back of the front seat. He thought about this possibility and found that it was really possible. But he still said sternly: "We'll have to wait for the test results to come out. What if you paid for the phone bill?"

Nie Honghao's eyes widened all of a sudden, and he hummed, "Maybe it's because you are so stupid that Mom gave birth to me."

Tapping on his younger brother's head, Nie Xuechao said helplessly, "How stupid am I?"

Nie Honghao made a face at him, and said with a smile: "Anyway, I'm not as smart as I am, or I have another guess. In fact, you also recharged the phone bill to give it away, but the delivery was not satisfactory, so Mom recharged the phone bill again."

Nie Xuechao was silent. If this is really the case, then my father is too pitiful... After a long while, he suddenly came to his senses and said, "Obviously we are discussing your problem, why is it involving me?"

Nie Honghao hugged his shoulders with both hands, buried his head on his brother's chest, and said softly, "We two have lived and died together long ago, and we are dependent on each other in misfortune and fortune?"

Putting a finger on Nie Honghao's eyebrows to keep him three centimeters away from her, Nie Xuechao said helplessly, "Don't guess, no matter what the test results are, I will treat you as a younger brother. After 18 years of raising him, how could I? Change of heart suddenly."

There was an extremely warm smile on Nie Honghao's face. Ever since Qin Li told him that he and Nie Xuechao might not be brothers, he had always had a thorn in his heart, bleeding, pain and pain. This unbearable pain made him toss and turn. Can't sleep.And Nie Xuechao always used this kind of gag to soften the thorn, and the method of boiling the frog in warm water made him extremely addicted, stuck in a dream and unable to wake up, his pupils were very clear, and he looked at Nie Xuechao softly, "Why? So patient with me?"

As usual, Nie Xuechao would definitely say "Because you are my younger brother" without hesitation, but at this moment, in order to relieve Nie Honghao's uneasiness, he lightly pecked his younger brother's mouth and said: "There is no reason, you are by my side, naturally I just want to be nice to you, when you are in my arms, I naturally want to pamper you, and when you are under my body, naturally I want to cry for you."

Although the words were a bit rascal, they succeeded in pleasing Nie Honghao. He raised the corner of his mouth, "Brother, you are getting worse and worse."

Nie Xuechao shrugged, "There's no way, those who get close to ink are black."

After flying more than half of China, it was already night when they finally landed at Terminal T2. The smog made the three of them frown, and they all put on masks at the same time. Just as Qin Li was about to say that he was staying in a hotel, Nie Honghao directly decided on her way out, " You sleep on the sofa, you better not be more than 50 meters away from me until you figure things out."

Qin Li nodded, swallowed a mouthful of blood, and there was a villain in his heart who kept slapping himself, "I want you to be cheap! I want you to be cheap! I want you to be cheap!"

After talking to the uncle in the security room, the three of them went to bed quickly. The sound insulation effect of the apartment was not very good. It was the first time that the well-known lawyer Qin suffered such treatment since he became famous — nestled in a narrow sofa under the Forced to listen to the men's erotic drama all night.When the three of them went to have breakfast the next day, the uncle looked at them with strange eyes, looked at Qin Li's dark circles and the energetic two people, and even showed pity to Qin Li.

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