"Zhongye."

I stood at the door of Lupin's bar, my heart was full of sadness.

why

Why exactly?

The first item on a date, go for crepes.

I just bought it, and before taking a few bites, I met a group of four from an armed detective agency who was suspected of going shopping on the road.

Ms. Yoko is not proficient in "role-playing" business, so she pulled me away and ran away.As a result, Dunjun chased us for a long time as a "suspicious person" and hid in the alley to play wall-dong before we finally escaped.

The second project of dating is to ride the Ferris wheel together.

I sat on it, but the naive Miss Yangzi knew nothing about the legend of the Ferris wheel.

As a result, although we sat on the Ferris wheel and the cockpit rose to the top, the kisses we should have never came.

Just like this, I simply took the Ferris wheel once, and after I got off, I unfortunately met an acquaintance again.

Of course, fortunately, we were not found this time.

With my unremitting efforts, I finally distracted those people by exerting influence on Akutagawa-kun.

The third item of the date... Ah, the third item "Let's go to Saibo Street together" is the next time.

So, should be the fourth item of dating, go lupine together.

Although I haven't stepped into the gate of Lupine Bar at this moment, but...

Looking at the sign of a gentleman with a top hat and one eyeglass leaning to the right, I already know who is inside the door.

"Otherwise, shall we go back first?"

The gentleman with top hat and monocle is the symbol of Lupine Bar.

The inspiration for the name of the Lupin Bar comes from the "Gentleman of Strange Thieves" written by the French writer Maurice LeBlanc, Arson Robin.

It is self-evident who the image of the gentleman wearing a top hat and a monocle on the signboard originated from.

Here, for the time being, we will not continue to expand on the topic of "the name of the lupin bar and the source of its logo".

Some people may have wondered why they would know who is in the bar when they see the sign of a gentleman with a top hat and one glasses tilted to the right on the door?

On this point, it is necessary to explain the significance of listing.

Different from the neon sign on the wall next to the door, the little "Phantom Thief Gentleman" hanging on the door is actually equivalent to "opening" in other stores.

When it's open, it's right side out; when it's closed, it's reverse side out. Regular customers of Lupin know it.

So what does this small sign that means "in business" have anything to do with me?

Actually, seriously, it has nothing to do with me.However, it has something to do with "I".

Therefore, I, who got the memory of "myself outside the book", also knew the little secret of "me" and "Gentleman Strange Thief" being listed.

Before "I" defected from the port mafia, before Ango revealed his undercover identity and returned to the Supernatural Secret Service, before Oda Tsukuru died.

Every time I go to Lupine Bar, before entering the door, "I" will pull the small hanging sign on the door, so that the "Gentleman Strange Thief" will turn from a straight state to a sideways one.

And when I left, no matter whether I was drunk or not, in fact I hadn't had a few glasses of wine in Lupin, I would remember to right the "Gentleman Thief".

What kind of thought did you have at that time?

It seems to leave a little clue of "I'm coming".

I want Odasaku and Ango to know that "I" has arrived, and I am in Lupin now.

after that

Probably it has become a habit.

Even though Oda Saku has died, even if Ango will never appear in Lupine Bar again, "I" still keeps this habit.

Right now, Osamu Dazai of this world is undoubtedly in the bar.

"go back?"

Naka also looked at me in surprise.

"Hey, Dazai, what the hell are you doing? It's already at the door, and you suddenly say you want to go back"

This time, even if Miss Yangzi would be even more angry later, I had to repeat the old trick and cover my mouth with my hands.

"Shh."

I don't know if the Dazai of this world also has the "slug sense" in the middle.But I think it may be possible to extend oneself to others.

So, can this induction, across the world, also have an effect on my lovely girlfriend, Ms.

Putting myself in the shoes of others, considering how I solved the problem of board and lodging when I first came to this world... I think it may be possible.

And at that time I hadn't recovered my memory yet!

After "praising myself and others" twice, my heart was suddenly full of vigilance.

Maybe Dazai, who was sitting inside, has already noticed the existence outside the middle gate.

If the stupid little slug keeps bluffing like this, maybe it will immediately summon Dazai out of the bar!

I think this is very unacceptable.

The one who worked hard to solve the "jungle" is me, although I haven't yet, the one who gets the reward is me, although the reward is paid in advance...

Obviously I came first!Why should you share the lovely Aoko-san with Dazai!

No, it doesn't mean "share", even if you look at it.

I worked so hard, and I even took advantage of the possibility of dressing up as a girl in the future, so I was able to meet Miss Yangzi successfully.Dazai didn't do anything, why let him see it for nothing!

"If I'm not mistaken, Dazai-kun is inside right now." I said to Chuya with a heavy tone.

Hearing my words, there was a flash of panic in Nakaya's eyes.

He really didn't light up the skill of "Happiness and anger are invisible", and the look of "what should I do" was clearly displayed on his face.

I know that Chuya definitely doesn't want to be seen by the Dazai-kun of this world as "Miss Yangzi".After speaking clearly, you don't have to worry about the little slug anymore.

So I let go of my hand very reassuringly: "That's why I said, why don't we go back?"

"But..." also looked at the signboard of "Gentleman Phantom Thief", and seemed a little unwilling.

"Come again next time!" I probably knew that Zhongya was not reconciled, "Next time, if you change the character setting, you can still drink alcohol legally!"

I don't know if he was moved by the phrase "drinking alcohol legally", but Chuya readily agreed: "Then go back."

Looking at the seemingly reluctant look of the little slug, I suddenly wanted to tease him.

"Or forget it?" I pretended to be hesitant, "Speaking of which, I can't be sure that Dazai-kun must be in the bar, it's just my guess... Besides, even if he is really in there, it's okay to be seen." Look, also..."

"Absolutely not!" Zhong also interrupted me eagerly, "Hurry up, hurry up, just come back next time! At worst, I'll treat you!"

If someone else said "treat", maybe there will be a little temptation!But China also...

I used to swipe Zhongye's card casually, and I didn't care at all whether I treated guests or not.

As for now.

Feng Shui turns!The current Zhongye was raised by me

Seriously working as the acting leader of the port mafia, working hard, the salary he got from this was used to support Zhongye, who is still unidentified today.

This man who makes people feel reliable at first glance is exactly me!

Well, so now the middle school also says "treat guests", so I'm not very excited.

That's right, the me I am today has already swollen!

Little slug buying me a drink is no longer enough to motivate me.Compared to this, teasing my lovely girlfriend, Ms. Yoko, is more satisfying!

"Eh but..."

"No buts!"

Miss Yangzi pulled me up and left.

Ahhh, Miss Yangzi who is rushing is also very cute!

I let Miss Yangzi drag me out, and there was still a little joy in my heart.

Although, unfortunately, the fourth item of dating almost met an acquaintance, but it is still the Dazai-kun of this world that I least want to meet.

Moreover, in order to avoid meeting Dazai-kun, the fourth project was postponed until the next time.

but! Yes!

Successfully protected our Miss Yangzi from being discovered by the hateful Dazai-kun, this is a big victory!

My luck today is not that bad!

"Huh? Dazai-kun?"

Just when Zhongye and I were about to walk out of the alley where Lupin's Bar is located.

A familiar voice came from behind.

Today's fortune...probably...

Hearing this voice, Zhong also seemed to be frozen.

Not only did he stop in his tracks, but even the hand holding me became stiff.

Not only Chuya, but also my mood at this moment is very complicated.

For a moment, I wanted to just run away without thinking about it with Zhong.

Anyway, there is a high probability that Dazai-kun will not be able to catch up with us.In the worst case, let Chuya use his supernatural power to take me on the air path, and I will obediently control myself not to touch Zhongye.

but……

Unreliable Miss Yangzi, he is still in the state of a wooden figure!

I turned my head and saw Dazai walking towards me.

"Ah, what a coincidence to meet again."

"This lady is...?"

Dazai raised his eyebrows, his eyes fell on Miss Yoko's orange hair.

Even though Yoko-san has her back to him, I'm pretty sure Dazai already knows who Yoko-san is.

Cough, it's not just because of the orange hair!This familiar height difference is also one reason.Of course, the most important thing is the familiarity with Zhongye.

I really don't want to admit this, but it seems that every "Osamu Dazai" I know has a superior level of "identifying small slugs" that is comparable to supernatural abilities.

Woo, when I thought that the lovely lady Yangzi was about to be seen by Dazai, I felt depressed for a while.

However, until now, it may be useless to deny it.

There is no other way but to do this!

"This is the girlfriend I'm dating, Yangzijiang."

I tried my best to let myself ignore the pain in my hand, and showed a smug smile to Dazai-kun.

"Now I'm dating Yangzijiang"

Miss Yangzi took my hand harder and harder.

I know that Zhongya is not satisfied with my introduction, but I can't help it!

Do I want to introduce "this lady is Chuya" to Dazai-kun?

Rather than this, it's better to pretend that Miss Yangzi is just Miss Yangzi, right?

"Because I'm dating the lovely Yang Zijiang, so I won't chat with Dazai-kun." I waved to Dazai-kun friendly, "Let's go first."

After I finished speaking, I wanted to slip while pulling.

"Wait a moment"

Dazai-kun called to stop me.

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