Leader Zai Fengping was killed

I walked to Mr. Cadre.

This time, the cadre-san didn't use gravity to stop me, but he didn't seem to just accept "I am Osamu Dazai himself from another world".

He took a slight step back, as if it was a subconscious move, still looking at me with a little distrust in his eyes.

I can totally understand that.

how to say?

In the final analysis, the image of Dazai-kun in this world is too bad, so that everyone has the idea of ​​"if the imitation is created based on that Dazai, it is not surprising that it will be so deceiving", so that all my actions

While trying to express the true meaning, if you look at it from another angle, there is nothing wrong with saying "it is Dazai who is lying again".

Eh?

"You say Dazai is a liar, don't you?"

Not!

I'm done!real!

"Ah, ah, there's no need to be so wary of me, Chuya." I sighed helplessly, "I'm just a weak ordinary person with no power to restrain a chicken. If it's Chuya, there's really no need to be so vigilant Well"

"Tch." Mr. Cadre clicked his tongue in displeasure, "I'm not on guard! It's just that I suddenly smelled a nasty mackerel smell, and I subconsciously wanted to stay away."

"Wow, why do you say that!" I was deeply shocked, and looked at Mr. Cadre in disbelief, "Chuya! Don't tell me you've forgotten our past!"

Mr. Cadre and I.

Although the one on my side came to this world, in order to distinguish easily, I called him "Mr. Cadre".

However, before the Chuya from me came to this world, there was only one Chuya in this world.

I also had a very happy time with Zhong.

I was homeless, had no money, and no status. At first, I was able to settle down in Yokohama only after I used my wit to force myself to stick to Nakaya.

Not only do I have a shelter that can shelter from the wind and rain, but I even live a wonderful life where I sleep until I wake up naturally every day, it doesn’t matter if I don’t have to work, and I can swipe my card for everything I want!

Although I am not as important to this Chuya as the Dazai-kun of this world, of course Ms. Yoko is more important to me, but

Are the various pasts recorded in the diary false?

Are those "two or three incidents where Canary and Portmafia cadres stand in for each other" as if they never happened?

Am I the only one who still remembers the diaries I read together, the cats I raised together, and the happy times I spent with Dazai-kun from the detective agency next door?

No, it must not be so!

"Looks like Chuya still didn't recognize me, that's why he said 'hate'. "

Huh?It's not necessarily because I didn't recognize it, maybe

"Or is it under the control of the "book" that the past between us has been forgotten? "

Either way, it's frustrating.

Woohoo, even if it's just the relationship between the canary and the patron, even if it's in the past tense, there will still be a little bit of affection!

"No way, I have to do this, if I can make Chuya believe in me..."

I sighed and took a few deep breaths, as if making up my mind

"Hey, what are you going to do?"

Eh

Have you found it?Do you feel it?

Hmm, could it be that this is the legendary "Although the relevant memory is lost, the instinctive reaction still exists"?

Thinking about it, it's been a long time since I reunited with Chuya, and I haven't communicated with Mr. Cadre like this again.

Well, presumably Mr. Cadre must also miss it very much!our happy times

"I haven't seen you for so many days, I thought Zhong was here to welcome me, but it turns out..."

I covered my face as if I couldn't bear it, and sobbed a few times very falsely.

Unlike Dazai-kun who never sheds tears during fake crying and has a very perfunctory attitude, my fake crying has always had a soul!

Yes, there will never be less tears!

He is not the kind of weak person who needs eye drops for crying scenes

"In the end... unexpectedly... the first time we met, he domestically abused me!"

As if hearing some key words, Mr. Cadre froze.

"Although we separated very early, it can be regarded as leaving the other party's life. But, after all, we still have such a past relationship!"

I looked at Mr. Cadre sadly, with a look of tears on my face, and decided to add another fire to the drama.

"As the saying goes, "One day couples a hundred days of kindness", Zhongye you"

"Shut up, you bastard!"

Mr. Cadre, maintaining a blushing state of embarrassment that seemed to explode, quickly and severely interrupted me.

"Huh?" I raised my hand to cover my mouth and asked vaguely, "Is that so?"

Because I covered my mouth, my voice was very vague, but it was really conveyed. I always feel that this behavior of "shut up" is very, very insincere.

"'Shut up' means don't make any noise, you bastard Dazai! "

"Wow, that's good, that's good." I was very happy, and I shot pikapika light waves at Mr. Leader with bright eyes, "At least now I'm thinking of me, right?"

Having said that, things like "domestic violence" and "husband and wife" are really easy to use.

It's like some kind of safe word, it's used to wake up Mr. Cadre's memory and it's very effective!

"Huh? Just thinking about it doesn't mean you're the real Dazai!" Mr. Cadre gave me an annoyed look, "If it's an imitation of that mackerel..."

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh’s’’ I mean our family.”

"Say yes... "You will understand as long as you see it." Mr. Cadre frowned slightly, "But there is another sentence in the original sentence, "Under normal circumstances, even Dazai can't do what he does." "

"Uh huh" I was choked up by this answer, "Damn it, this statement is too much! It's as if I'm weird, obviously I'm the most reliable one among all Osamu Dazai!"

I am

Osamu Dazai who has been a social animal for several years!

Work hard, sleepless for portmafia and Yokohama, don't eat well, don't sleep well, and don't even leave the chief's office...

This is already a super-evolved Ango who is even more Ango than Ango!

Just which Dazai Osamu can compare?

No, not possible.

There can be no such Dazai!

Although the above-mentioned things belong to the glory of the leader Dazai, in fact, my dream now is to be a happy salted fish raised by Chuya.But the glory of the past is also glory

"I think what he said is very reasonable." Mr. Cadre clicked his tongue unceremoniously, "I agree even more after remembering it. From this point of view, it is indeed not a fake."

With the click of "xiu", my heart was stabbed severely.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

What do you mean by this sentence!

I didn't say it directly, but I totally understand!

Are you implying that I am even more unreliable than the Dazai-kun of this world? "If it is really a replica created according to Dazai-kun of this world, it will not be so unreliable." This feeling.

That's outrageous, Mr. Officer!

Just like "Mr. Mori is a lolicon, so it is impossible to do anything to you", Mr. Cadre once again proved his innocence in a wonderful way.

However, as a proven innocent party

I can't be happier at all!

"Huh? It's your own problem at all, so reflect on it! But..." Mr. Cadre, who was still preaching to me just now, suddenly changed the subject, "Is this a "book"? "

"Yes." I nodded, "Isn't it a wonderful feeling? Well, I can't personally experience it because of the relationship of "no qualifications in the world", but it should be quite interesting to think about it? "

Thoughts are controlled, memories are modified...

But the essence of a person's personality and core logic will not change, so in the face of more or less inevitable deviations in memory, sooner or later, you will always notice some clues, right?

What does it feel like?

A little bit, I want to know a little bit.

"Tsk, not at all." Mr. Cadre frowned fiercely, with a trace of disgust flashing across his face, "It's even more annoying than being wrapped in a group of mackerel!"

Ah, this metaphor is really vivid.only……

"Although I can understand, but when you say it like this, Chuya," I blinked my eyes and said in a low voice, "it will give people the illusion of "I really like being controlled by "books""? "

"There's no such thing, bastard Dazai!"

Woohoo, the little slug that looks like it's about to explode reappears!

"What happened to you and me in that world has nothing to do with me, but I completely hate the existence of all mackerel!"

Mr. Cadre refuted me loudly.

I was slightly intimidated by such an imposing Mr. Cadre.

"Is this..."

Overwhelmed, I unconsciously took a step back.

"But... Speaking of which..."

Take another step back.

"When we lived together..."

Take another step back.

"When the word "old lover" was mentioned, Chuya immediately thought of Dazai-kun? "

Standing at what seemed to be a safe distance, I said innocently.

"This situation is not all because you have been saying those weird words!" Mr. Cadre was furious, "Whose fault is it? Be a little more responsible and shoulder your own responsibilities!"

"Wow, it's definitely not me! Back then, I was obviously obedient and obedient, so there must be something wrong with Chuya's memory! Ah, I see! It's the "book" problem, right? "

"what?"

"It must be a 'book'!The memory was rewritten before, and although I remember my existence now, there are still some sequelae like this!Wrongly think that I have done bad things! "

"Yes, is that so?"

Probably because under the influence of the "book" before, the matter of completely forgetting me and seeing me as a copy of Dazai-kun left a deep impression on the cadre-san. Hearing what I said, the cadre-san actually really I began to hesitate.

"Really, really!" I nodded quickly, "Damn it, it's all Fyodor's fault after all! Chuya, let's discuss how to fight against Fyodor!"

"Be more serious at this time!" Mr. Cadre retorted subconsciously, "Dostoevsky? How much do you know about his plans?"

Eh

Successfully changed the subject!

plan pass

The author has something to say: Make up for yesterday's update.

In fact, I have read all the comments. The question Zazai asked earlier was thinking about what Sigma was thinking. At that time, I also thought about whether I should answer it in my speech.

But then think about it or forget it.

Because of the previous incident, I also saw a lot of comments at the time. After thinking about it myself, I also felt that it might not be necessary to explain so much in the words.

That's right, what should be written is actually written in the text. What you feel in the text is what you feel. There is no need to talk about cats covering their faces in the text.

But read the comments.

And also, thank you for liking and posting everyone ww

感谢在2020120610:23:282020120623:58:09期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Xi Qing’s little rose timao 2;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：剃刀之爪38瓶；戒20瓶；月凉风清10瓶；紫藤缘、只若秋5瓶；沧沧1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!