[Quick Transmigration] Heard I'm a bad woman!

Chapter 25 The deformation meter is being staged next door

Wang Xiaohua lowered her head and remained silent for a long time.

She seemed silent and had nothing to say, but she didn't pay attention to Yan Ying, who was broadcasting "XX Deformation Meter" on MG Satellite TV, but she still noticed that Wang Xiaohua's eyes seemed to be red.

It seems that although the bustling, busy and fulfilling life in the city was only for a period of time, say more than half a month, it still left a deep imprint on Wang Xiaohua's heart.

Wang Xiaohua is obviously reluctant to leave her parents in the city, but I hope she won't be like the idiots in the previous episodes. She really thought that the city father and city mother arranged by the program group really liked him, and then returned to the rural family after the show I was not used to it, so I called my parents in the city, wanting to 'return' to my parents in the city again.

The follow-up development of that story, I believe that everyone should be able to guess without saying anything.

Yan Ying sighed inwardly, but she didn't speak, she just silently looked away.

At this time, Wang Xiaohua was already suffering enough, and she followed a group of big-hearted ladies and spoke up, no matter whether she was sincerely doing Wang Xiaohua's favor or not, Wang Xiaohua would think that Yan Ying was acting out of sympathy.

What's more, Yan Ying herself really wanted to show off her special talent as a female Onmyoji.

On TV, MG Satellite TV's "XX Deformation Meter" continued to be broadcast, and when He Yating had a dispute with Wang Kaicheng over the accommodation issue, the program team finally came forward to negotiate and let Wang Kaicheng go to Yan Ying's house next door, and it ended.

The editing of the program was not bad, with ups and downs, but because of the live broadcast first, some bad scenes could only be blurred.This is nothing, after all, the editing of the program, the specific direction is in the hands of the editor.

The only thing that made Yan Ying unhappy was that this little slut on MG Satellite TV actually broadcast the conversation between herself and the staff as a highlight at the curtain call.

Nima, although the whole conversation scene was very normal, but Yan Ying was not happy, and even wondered if MG Satellite TV's move was an infringement of her privacy and portrait rights.

Fuck, if she knew this would happen, she wouldn't charge the 1 yuan.

At this moment, Yan Ying had to admit that she underestimated the integrity of the program group, and her mood became more and more gloomy.

She had a hunch that if she didn't change her cell phone number immediately, she would be harassed by harassing calls and become autistic.It's not that she is narcissistic, but that when the beauty of the prosperous age comes out, who will compete with her.

Troubled, really too troublesome.

The more she thought about it, the worse Yan Ying's mood became, and she finally said, "Now that the show is over, I can go home and cook."

Elders and aunts have already left one after another, so there is nothing wrong with Yan Ying's words.Even though little brother Wang Wu was extremely reluctant and wanted to keep Yan Ying at his house for dinner, but he couldn't say anything to Yan Ying's pair of vixen tricks who were obviously very charming but showed cold feelings.

He could only watch helplessly as Yan Ying called out to the elders one by one, then turned around and left Shi Shiran.

This scene fell into the eyes of the elders, it was the standard falling flowers, intentional flow and ruthlessness.

The elders winked and looked at each other full of ridicule, but they didn't mean to make peace.Not only because Yan Ying's parents died at an early age, and in the eyes of these elders, his fate is hard, but more importantly, as far as Wang Wu's appearance is concerned, is he worthy of Yan Ying who is beautiful from head to toe, even the hair is beautiful?

Wang Wu's appearance belongs to the category of honest people, and he looks stable and reliable.But the most unguaranteed thing in this world is that honest-looking people are really as honest as their appearance.

And Gang Zhen, Yan Ying was the number one beauty in martial arts in her previous life, and she fell asleep... Well, a hero who is well-known in the world, even if he retires, has a place in the world, it is hard to be a village flower in this life, so he must lower the bottom line and choose to live in the village In fact, a farmer who is not very outstanding?

What the hell, according to the Law of True Fragrance, the one who matches her must at least be the boss.

The most important thing is that Yan Ying really has no feelings for Wang Wu, and would rather be alone than give up.Who knows what kind of tragic things will happen in the future.

Yan Ying remembered that in her previous life, a writer friend of hers was introduced by her mother and friend, and all relatives and friends agreed that she didn't feel much about it, so she nodded and married.

That partner has been good for seven years, and the child is five years old, and he is very good to the parents and relatives of the writer friend.

Then, the author friend finished the last book, took all the proceeds, and planned to take the whole family out to play, but the object planned to withdraw all the money in the author friend card, leaving 35.08 Yuan coins disappeared overnight.

I can't get through the phone, and Weixin can't be contacted. Anyway, all the relatives and friends related to the writer friend are blacklisted.

Just leave a divorce agreement, saying sorry to the writer friend.

At that time, the writer and friends were all confused, so they calmed down afterwards, and immediately prepared to go through legal procedures to sue for divorce.

What is the most important thing, you know?There are still people who persuade writer friends, saying that men will inevitably make mistakes.Ask writer friends to think about their children, what would happen if the child is too young without a father...

Listen, what the hell is this persuasion?

Anyway, the writer friend is determined to divorce, even if he pays for the divorce.

Talking nonsense like this has no other meaning, it just wants to say that emotional matters cannot be settled.Once you really make up your mind, if something unexpected happens, you will hate yourself more than ever for not persevering.

Yan Ying just considers herself a scumbag, and sometimes she likes to talk teasingly, but in fact she is a person who breaks up when she breaks.

If you don't like it, then simply cut it off without any involvement.Otherwise, what is the difference between a gentle refusal and a green tea that likes to hang people?

When Yan Ying returned home, it was completely dark.

Turning on the light, Yan Ying began to work in front of the stove.

I make a lot of lunch, and I only need to heat it up a little at night, which saves a lot of time.

After dinner, Yan Ying put the bowls and chopsticks into the pot and went to wash up.After washing up, Yan Ying didn't just fall asleep, but repeatedly studied the off-brand smartphone she bought for one thousand oceans.

Hey, for what purpose did she buy such a phone in a remote mountainous area, basically it can only keep the call function, other add-ons like 5G mobile network unlimited data service, now there is no network, and it is not in service from time to time What are you doing with a phone that is easily interrupted?

Oh, you can play stand-alone games.

After studying the mobile phone for a while, Yan Ying finally determined the correct way to use the off-brand smartphone she bought.

With a sigh, he didn't even think about playing games, and threw it directly on the bed.

Just then, the phone rang.

Yan Ying picked it up and looked at the caller ID: Wang Chunchong immediately hung up the phone.

Wang Chunchong on the opposite side, bah, Wang Kaicheng is obviously proficient in perseverance.As soon as Yan Ying hung up, she called again after a few seconds.If Yan Ying hangs up again, he will call again.

After going back and forth like this several times, Yan Ying was immediately annoyed, and before she picked up the phone and waited for the 'Wang Chunchong' on the other end to speak, she crackled and scolded.

The sharpness of the words stunned the person on the other end of the phone.

"If you weren't underage, I would have sued you for harassment." Yan Ying picked up the water glass and took several sips, and then turned the heavy rain into a drizzle, densely piercing people's hearts. "Do you know which kind of person is the most annoying? Apart from being stupid and ugly, those who have no self-awareness are the most annoying."

There was an apparent silence on the other end of the phone.After a long time, when Yan Ying was about to hang up the phone, a voice on the other end of the phone suddenly said, "I'm not Wang Kaicheng, I'm his cousin, Ji Qingzhang."

The deep, super magnetic voice makes people's ears tingle and feels like they are pregnant.

Even Yan Ying, who thought she had gone through thousands of sails and knew a lot about men, couldn't help but subconsciously touched her ears and felt the heat with her fingertips.

"So?" Yan Ying said still very bluntly: "If it's not Wang Kaicheng, my mother can't scold me? Why did Wang Kaicheng's mobile phone fall into your hands, heh, being an old lady is stupid?" Yan Ying sneered several times , as the ending sound.

Of course, at this stage, Yan Ying still didn't hang up the phone.

Yan Ying had a cat temper, she felt that she was not afraid of the person on the other side of the phone, so why did she hang up the phone first?

There was still an eerie silence on the other end of the phone.After a long time, like 1 minute, or 10 minutes, in short, after a long time in the psychological consciousness, there was a sudden noise on the other end of the phone.

Wang Kaicheng's irritable voice sounded from the side.

"Cousin, give me back your phone!"

Ji Qingxuan turned to stare at Wang Kaicheng silently.Assaulted by the invisible coldness, Wang Kaicheng shivered and shivered, but still insisted on returning his phone.

Ji Qing sneered, and then handed the phone back to Wang Kaicheng.

Wang Kaicheng snorted aggrievedly, and quickly took a look at the phone. Fortunately, the communication was not interrupted. Wang Kaicheng quickly crackled into the phone and talked to Yan Ying on the other end of the phone.

Yan Ying: "..."

So much nonsense, it turns out that Wang Kaicheng is not only a colorful retard, but also a colorful chatterbox?

Yan Ying held the phone a little away from her ear, and waited for Wang Kaicheng on the other end of the phone to beep enough before saying quietly. "Are you thirsty, do you need to add some water to your body?"

Wang Kaicheng didn't understand what Yan Ying meant at all, he just kept giggling.The smirk clearly reached Yan Ying's ears through radio waves.

Yan Ying: "..."

——Inexplicably discovered that the self who wanted to play language arts with Hanhan was actually very stupid.

"Come on, let's not talk nonsense with you. What's the matter with you calling me so persistently? I wonder if the quality of sleep is related to life for a beauty?"

In the end, Yan Ying gritted her teeth. The indescribable coldness instantly made Wang Kaicheng, who was actually very sensitive about small animals, froze and swayed subconsciously.

Yan Ying: "..."

"Well, I just want to ask Miss Fairy if she has any thoughts about going out of the mountains and going to school in the city." Finally, he stumbled and said what was in his heart, and the more Wang Kaicheng spoke, the more neatly he spoke. "I heard that He Yating's parents and Lu Jiaren's parents plan to help Wang Xiaoshu and Wang Xiaohua go to college together in order to restore the character lost by the pair of cousins."

Yan Ying died speechless, but she was rarely touched, she couldn't laugh or cry. "So you and your family plan to sponsor me?"

Wang Kaicheng: "Miss Fairy is not in Xiaxi Village. When I went to visit my grandparents in the next-door village, I went to ask the old village head. , Grandma became paralyzed. In order to take care of her paralyzed grandma, Miss Fairy did not report to Kyoto University. Now that grandma has passed away for a while, Miss Fairy should also pursue the future and pursue her own dreams."

Yan Ying smiled lightly.

This kid... really, forget it, forget it, I won't slander him for being mentally retarded in the future, but... the colorful iron fool.

"What counts as chasing the future, chasing your own dreams? Study hard or work hard? Some people yearn for the prosperity of the city and wish they could live in a big city all their lives; life."

"I said these words, not to say that I am indifferent to fame and fortune, and do not bend my waist for money. But everyone has their own way of life, and what they do, unless it is not good for the society, others have no right to interfere. So Wang Kaicheng, let me ask you calmly, is it closely related to you whether I study or not in the future?"

Yan Ying does not deny Wang Kaicheng's kindness, but let's say that she has too much self-esteem, and that she has a bad heart and does not recognize good people. Anyway, Yan Ying feels that she has no need to satisfy Wang Kaicheng's kindness at all. Should she continue to study in the future? , or just stay in Xiaxi Village until death is her own business, Yan Ying doesn't want and doesn't want to wrong her own wishes, just to satisfy the kindness of others.

All feelings in this world are easy to change, not to mention the kindness of people.Who knows if the so-called kindness will turn into a sharp sword that hurts people in the next moment.

There was a long silence on the phone again.

Wang Kaicheng, who has always been objective and cheerful to the point of being flammable and explosive, has become autistic, which is a rare thing.In Wang Kaicheng's dictionary, there is only the possibility of him making others autistic, and there is no time when others make him feel aggrieved.But now... woo woo woo, just three words, so uncomfortable.

"That...sister, it's too late, so I won't disturb your rest." After the silence, Wang Kaicheng hesitated and said: "And that, Miss Fairy, can I still contact you tomorrow?"

For some reason, Yan Ying's heart skipped a beat, feeling that Wang Kaicheng must have guessed that she planned to change her phone number.

Yan Ying snorted: "You don't need to study? Are you thinking about harassing me now?"

A sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy is persistently trying to bombard and harass him with phone calls. Who knows what his real thoughts are?

You must know that the reason why a licking dog is called a licking dog is because it has covetousness, and it is eager to take it back to the nest and lick it all over.

Isn't sibling love popular now, and to be honest, Yan Ying, who is 20 years old but keeps saying that he only has Yan Ying, is only three or four years younger than Wang Kaicheng.Well, the gap is not very big, Rong Yanying is narcissistic for a while.

"Sister!" Wang Kaicheng's voice became even more aggrieved, and now he is no longer called Miss Fairy, and he directly called her twice. "Sister, I really don't want to harass you, I just want to. The first time I saw you, I had a very friendly feeling."

Yan Ying was surprised when she heard this.

Her attitude towards Wang Kaicheng has always been as disgusting as possible, not bad but definitely not good.Why do you say that from the first time I saw her, I felt that she was very friendly?

Intimacy shit, middle-aged and elderly women exude intimacy all the time, okay? ! !

Yan Ying's heart was full of 'fuck', and there was a bit of disgust on her face. "Stop talking, believe it or not, I'll change the phone number tomorrow."

Wang Kaicheng resolutely kept his mouth shut and did not talk about the 'intimacy'. He wanted to continue talking about things such as that he had no other intentions, but simply wanted to treat Yan Ying with Balbal, but Yan Ying's patience was exhausted, so she hung up the phone directly.

Then turn off the phone, go to the bed, cover the quilt, and within 3 minutes, Yan Ying fell asleep soundly.

Yan Ying slept very beautifully that night. On the other hand, Ji Qingzhang, who slept restlessly all night, and his cousin, who would be ruthlessly fucked when he fell asleep, was kicked awake by Ji Qingzhang. Wang Kaicheng.

"You are sick." Being kicked awake two or three times in succession, even Wang Kaicheng would be angry if he was a saint, not to mention that Wang Kaicheng has the reputation of 'Colorful Roaring Bird', so he must be vomiting so much that he wants to vomit three liters of blood.And he was so courageous that he kept complaining. "You can't sleep by yourself, why are you kicking me? Believe it or not, let me tell auntie, you are being bullied... No, cousin, you have always lived a self-disciplined life, why can't you suddenly fall asleep?"

Wang Kaicheng's eyes were like high-speed radar, shooting up and down, left and right around Ji Qingzhang.

Ji Qingxuan raised his eyebrows slightly, and said sarcastically with a straight face, "What? Forgot to take medicine again today?"

Wang Kaicheng puffed his cheeks, looking extremely angry. "Sure enough, you are uneasy and kind, and you don't want to think about your age, but you are like other young people thinking about spring."

As soon as this remark came out, Ji Qingxuan, who had always kept his face before the collapse of Mount Tai, rarely changed his face.

"Wang Kaicheng!!!" Ji Qingzhang gritted his teeth and said, "I'm very old?"

"31 years old, still not old?"

Wang Kaicheng replied subconsciously, and then started with 'Fuck'. "Beasts, beasts in clothes."

Wang Kaicheng cursed angrily, the more he scolded, the calmer Ji Qingzhang's face became, and in the end he put on an inscrutable look and looked at Wang Kaicheng quietly.

Wang Kaicheng...he stepped back several steps and slapped his chest in shock.

Emma, ​​who likes to pretend to be deep when she has nothing to do, exudes the breath of a thousand-year-old corpse, which made him not used to it after so long.

"What's the use of scaring me...?" Wang Kaicheng said tremblingly, "My fairy lady sister, even I can't bear to talk to her, let alone a cousin like you who bullies your own cousin and even snatches the fairy girl from my cousin. My sister's guy. It's no use, Miss Fairy will definitely ignore you."

Even if it is the overlord, the overlord, then...

Well, wait a minute, Cousin Group seems to have a medium-sized entertainment company, and its development has been tepid.Could it be that the cousin is not thinking about it at all, but is very optimistic about Miss Fairy's money?

For a moment, Wang Kaicheng felt that he actually suspected that the old maid's cousin didn't want to be a human being, it was simply too good at thinking.But at the next moment, Wang Kaicheng's super intuition of small animals told him that he believed that Ji Qingzhang would always be a human being, rather than believing that he would always be a licking dog specializing in licking fairies, no, colorful licking birds.

So, as expected, Wang Kaicheng rolled his eyes at his cousin who was his parents.

"I believe you, you bastard... my brother is very bad."

What else is there to say now, the hot Ji Qingzhang directly raised his fist at Wang Kaicheng.Then he punched Wang Kaicheng to the flesh, until he cried to his father and mother, but no one came to help him.Even if it was his own mother, when faced with his crying complaints, it was always in the tone of "why doesn't your cousin focus on the point, let's see if he can get the water out of your mind", which hurt Wang Kai sincerely, ok He wanted to run away from home and go to Xiaxi Village to join his fairy lady.

In fact, don't doubt Wang Kaicheng's IQ, he actually packed his luggage, ran away from home and went to Xiaxi Village to find his fairy lady.

It was a sunny day, and Wang Kaicheng, who was ordered to dye his colorful hair back to a single color, was so angry that he didn't even bother to watch the sixth episode of the third issue of "XX Deformation Meter", the Xiaxi Village chapter, and directly turned his watch All the pocket money my brother gave him, together with a few sets of clothes, were packed, and I sneaked out of the house and went straight to the airport.

The reason why it is described as sneaky is because Wang Kaicheng ran away from home. He thought he was smart, but he couldn't hide it from anyone, especially Ji Qingxuan, who owns a group company and has a personal net worth of tens of billions.

Ever since the unpleasant phone call with Yan Ying, Ji Qingzhang's sleep quality has not been good.

Dreaming intermittently, I don't remember anything after waking up, the only thing I remember is the woman who couldn't see her face clearly, her eyes were filled with strong hatred, and she stabbed herself severely.

I stabbed myself. The strange thing is that instead of blaming her in the dream, I looked relieved.

It was he who owed her, so there would be no debt!

This kind of thought, waking up from the dream again and again, became stronger every time.

Ji Qingxuan subconsciously told him that the woman in his dream was Yan Ying.

He wanted to get close to Yan Ying, but because of Yan Ying's unpredictable personality, he couldn't find a chance.

It can be said that Wang Kaicheng's running away from home was part of Ji Qingzhang's calculations.As long as Wang Kaicheng ran away from home and went to Xiaxi Village to join Yan Ying, then Ji Qingzhang could use the excuse of looking for Wang Kaicheng to go to Yan Ying to confirm whether Yan Ying was the woman of his dreams.

This was Ji Qingzhang's little scheme. Poor Wang Kaicheng thought that he had run away from home in a sneaky way, and no one had noticed him. Even if he got on the plane "smoothly", he was still complacent.

At the same time, Yan Ying, who was taking out the only bamboo recliner at home, and was about to lie on it beautifully and pick her feet, started to sneeze a series of times.

"Emma, ​​the weather is turning cold, you have to pay attention to adding clothes sooner or later."

Yan Ying muttered, not like Lao Ji's 'Come on, let me go', just moaning, the tone is lazy and lazy, but it's really out of tune.And most importantly, Yan Ying arranged the bamboo reclining chair, turned around and went back to the room, and brought out a thin, hand-woven wool blanket.

Then she lay on the bamboo recliner, pulled the woolen blanket over her body, and unconsciously, Yan Ying, who was bathed in the sun, fell asleep unconsciously.

The birds jumped back and forth on the willow trees planted on the outer wall, chirping and singing crisply.Yan Ying peacefully took a nap, and did not wake up until sunset.

Yawning, Yan Ying lifted the woolen blanket, got up from the wooden recliner, and walked straight to the kitchen.

At noon, Yan Ying steamed a pot of dry rice. She was too lazy to make complicated dinner, so she simply scooped some dry rice, added water and diced sweet potatoes, and cooked sweet potato porridge.

Cut some pickled vegetables, add green peppers and scallions, briefly stir-fry again, cook a piece of old bacon, cut into thin slices, adjust a plate of dried peppers, and put them beautifully on the center of the yard on a round wooden table.

I scooped up a bowl of steaming sweet potato porridge with a thick porcelain bowl, and instead of eating it in a hurry, I put it aside and slowly stirred it with a spoon until it was warm. Then I had a mouthful of sweet potato porridge, a mouthful of fried pickles, and boiled bacon slices. I ate it.

At this time, it should be the broadcast time of the new episode "XX Deformation Meter", and the wife of the old village head has already started shouting in the village broadcasting room with a loudspeaker on.

Startled by the fluttering of flying birds, Yan Ying stretched out her fingers to dig her ears, and then continued to eat, not planning to watch "XX Deformation Meter" broadcast on MG Satellite TV, but after a while, Aunt Wang happily came to knock on the door.

"Oh, Xiaoying, you are still eating, the show has started." Aunt Wang glanced at the table, curled her lips and said: "Living alone is comfortable, you can eat whatever you want. Unlike our family, we eat sweet potato porridge , the standard dish is always chili water pickle lumps, how can you spend a lot of oil frying like you.”

It's hard for Yan Ying to answer this question, so she just smiled and said. "When grandma was here, grandma cooked like this. If life is hard, you should try to make yourself more refined."

Needless to say, the dry taste of salty pickles is nothing compared to the stir-fried side dishes with oil, green pepper forging and shallot forging.In the initial world in Yan Ying's memory, there is a famous local dish, Grandma's Cuisine, which seems to be pickles made of various vegetables, stir-fried with oil and even sliced ​​bacon.

"Your grandma is so fastidious, I can't blame you for being almost..."

Aunt Wang glanced at Yan Ying, who was green and tender, and felt that she had slipped her words, so she swallowed back the 'criticism' that she almost blurted out.

Being poor in Xiaxi Village is a habit of getting used to the tradition. Even if it is not poor in nature, at least it is rich in spirit. Maybe it is because of the turbulent relationship. Putting all kinds of poverty on the surface has long been used to it. .

"Hey, hurry up and eat." Aunt Wang said again: "Otherwise, if you miss the show, you will never know how stupid the children in the city can be."

Yan Ying raised her eyebrows, but she speeded up her eating, and quickly finished off a large thick porcelain bowl of porridge.

The third issue of "XX Deformation Meter", which was mainly filmed in the remote mountainous area of ​​Xiaxi Village, has a total of ten episodes.Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, three days a week play time.Among them, the first episode mainly tells about three children from big cities who make their first appearance in the countryside and are out of place.

The second episode mainly talks about the scene where Wang Kaicheng successfully stayed at Yan Ying's house and was ordered by Yan Ying in various ways for granted, and the scene where Wang Xiaoshu and Wang Xiaohua arrived in the city, all kinds of embarrassment and bewilderment.

Anyway, Yan Ying didn't know why Aunt Wang was so happy watching. Yan Ying could only see that the urban father and urban mother arranged by the program group for Wang Xiaoshu and Wang Xiaohua were all superior and all kinds of hidden things in Wang Xiaoshu, Wang Xiaohua, etc. Wang Xiaohua looks for a sense of superiority.

Tsk tsk, I clearly know that Wang Xiaoshu and Wang Xiaohua's skin color is dull, because they have to help the family with farm work from time to time, they are exposed to the wind and sun, and they don't know how to maintain it, so the skin condition is naturally not good.But he looked like he didn't know how the rural people lived, and he took Wang Xiaoshu and Wang Xiaohua to buy the kind of red and green clothes that dogs don't know how to wear.

Don't be too miserable about that kind of bright red and green clothes.Anyway, when watching "XX Deformation Meter" to Wang Xiaoshu and Wang Xiaohua, Yan Ying covered her eyes the whole time, unable to bear to look directly.

And the third episode was co-edited by Yan Yingjue on the third, fourth, and fifth days of "running away" under the pretext of going to the next-door village to visit her grandparents.The main reason is that Wang Kaicheng, He Yating, and Lu Jiaren gradually got used to cutting pigweed in the morning, and playing in the fields in the afternoon to touch snails and catch loach. Aunt Wang, who is good at playing, was very happy after the first day of sweet potato rice with fried sweet potato leaves. 'Work hard' to make the food rich.

Stir-fried snails, loach with garlic, squashed cucumbers, and cowpeas with vinegar are basically all recipes based on the labor income of Wang Kaicheng, He Yating, and Lu Jiaren.Anyway, it is impossible to kill a chicken, even if you give 100 yuan.

At least 200 yuan, Mrs. Wang thinks so.

The problem is that she wanted to go back to thinking. He Yating, who wanted to eat chicken, wanted to buy a chicken for 100 yuan to satisfy her hunger, but after she was rejected by Aunt Wang, she never thought of adding more money. The few hens who like to cack and cack according to three meals a day plus supper are still showing off their might in the yard.

Well, I can only blame people for being stupid. In fact, everyone in Xiaxi Village, including Aunt Wang, felt that the IQs of the three urban children who came back to experience life in the countryside were very anxious.

In good conscience, they are not as smart as the mud monkeys in their village who can climb mountains and climb trees and go down rivers to catch fish before they are three or five years old.

And after the third episode of "XX Deformation Meter" was broadcast, the response was not as great as that of the first and second episodes, which is very dull.

As for the fourth and fifth episodes, like the third episode, they are all edited together from the things experienced in a few days.However, in the fourth and fifth episodes, especially the fifth episode, conflicts began to erupt. For example, Wang Kaicheng disliked He Yating as a princess, but she didn't look like a princess...

Another example is that He Yating and Lu Jiaren, plastic cousins, joined together and had an unfriendly verbal exchange with Wang Kaicheng. As a result, He Yating and Lu Jiaren quarreled with each other.

One game after another, the game of chicken and chicken is so exciting that the audience friends who don't like to watch live broadcasts, but like to watch TV shows and watch live broadcasts and then come to watch TV shows are very happy.

In short, starting from the fifth episode, the ratings of the program, which were originally a little flat, began to pick up again, and there was even a trend of explosion.

On the contrary, the villagers in the entire Xiaxi Village regard watching MG Satellite TV's "XX Deformation Meter" as a regular program. Every Tuesday, Wednesday, and Saturday, they will spontaneously gather in the big yard of the old village chief's house to watch it lively. television.

For this kind of spontaneous collective activity, Yan Ying rejects it from the bottom of her heart.

It's a pity that in a big environment, surrounded by folks from the countryside, so what if she refuses from her heart, can Yan Ying show it?Unless she plans not to spend the rest of her life in Xiaxi Village, but to live in another place, another city.

So, even if she refused from the bottom of her heart, Yan Ying was dragged by Aunt Wang to the village chief's house to watch "XX Deformation Meter" which was broadcast on time at 7:45 p.m. after eating.

The plot of the sixth episode takes over the big conflict of the fifth episode.Wang Kaicheng, He Yating, and Lu Jiaren had a big fight and officially collapsed.And just so 'coincidentally', after the three of them broke up, the screenwriter team who gave them a daily itinerary suddenly changed the almost unchanging itinerary in the past.

One morning later, the trip originally planned to mow grass and feed pigs turned into carrying bamboo baskets up the mountain to collect mountain goods. In the afternoon, I took the only old-fashioned tractor in the village that made a "buzzing" noise to the nearest village. The small town market sells mountain products.

For the villagers of Xiaxi Village and the surrounding villages, this is commonplace and very handy, but for Wang Kaicheng, He Yating, and Lu Jiaren, it is just...

Let’s not talk about how exhausting and frustrating it is for city kids like them, whose limbs are not working hard, who can’t even distinguish between wheat and weeds. Old-fashioned tractors are very troublesome and hard work.

The smell of the old-fashioned tractor and the degree of bumps, anyway, Yan Ying would rather walk to the nearby town to go to the market than take the old-fashioned tractor, who knows how it feels.

No, in the sixth episode of the program, Wang Kaicheng, He Yating, and Lu Jiaren worked hard all morning, and finally collected a basket full of mountain goods. When the screenwriter reported the itinerary for the afternoon, Wang Kaicheng, He Yating, and Lu Jiaren were dumbfounded when faced with the request to carry mountain goods to the small town market in the afternoon.

"Are you kidding me?" Wang Kaicheng jumped first, like an enraged golden pheasant, its feathers brushing upwards. "The nearest town is an hour's drive from Xiaxi Village. When will you let us walk to the nearest town market with the mountain goods on our backs?"

The chief director of the program said: "You are not allowed to walk with your legs."

Lu Jiaren, the man with glasses, has a higher IQ than Wang Kaicheng and He Yating, and now he looks at the chief director of the show with suspicious eyes, and silently asks this guy, why is he so kind this time, there must be some conspiracy.

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