False Mamon's broken tutor

S·M who drinks alcohol and plays shameful PLAY... Apprentice, is your head finally broken by a kidnapper?How can you be so irrational after thinking about the consequences of the incident before you act? ! "

——"Teacher, it's not that you don't understand me, I can't control myself when I see him like that...QAQ..."

——"...It's been five years and you're still the same."

—— "What should I do?"

——"Hey...what can we do now, Mobai, let's activate your shameless skills."

——"I've been trying for several days, but it doesn't work at all..."

——"Don't worry, just persevere, make more phone calls, buy more gifts and pester people more, just keep trying to please him more and more."

——"There is no shortcut...TAT..."

——"Well, actually, if you are patient, repeat the cycle several times, and he will gradually accept it."

—— "OwO hey hey really?!"

--"Of course."

—— "Okay, I'll do it!"

—— "Come on, bye."

--"Bye-Bye!"

After hanging up the phone call of Master Pineapple, Mamon turned off the light again, and rolled back into the warm and soft blanket.

"Hee hee~! That pineapple head is bothering you again, Mengdin?" A pair of hands behind him hugged him tightly.

"Ah, Bell, are you jealous?" Mamon twisted his body and changed into a comfortable position.

"What are you talking about, Mundin will always belong to the prince anyway~!" Bell moved his head closer and bit Mamun's earlobe.

"Well......"

(Although I can write the eighth letter, but I really don't want to throw out my morals again, I said that this night has passed.)

After getting up early to take a shower and bringing the prepared meals to the table, the good and virtuous wife Mamon called her husband Bell: "It's hard to have a vacation so don't stay in bed Hey, get up quickly , Bell."

Bell quickly got up: "Hee hee~! What's for breakfast?"

“Ham Cheese Sushi Roll.”

Bell, who came out of the bathroom, joined Mamon for breakfast.

"Are you full?" Mamon tidied up the dishes in front of him.

"Not yet~!" Bell smiled and pulled Mamon into his arms. Taking advantage of his height, he bowed his head and kissed him, and his hands began to twitch into his lapel restlessly.

"Um...stop it!!"

"Hee hee~! No matter how many times you do it, Mengdin, you will still blush from embarrassment~!"

"Shut up, idiot! It's too late if you don't get on the plane!!"

"Whatever, take a special plane anyway, let them wait if you are late."

"Stop wasting time here!"

Under Mamon's strong protest, they immediately set off for the Mafia Paradise.

Under the cover of thick clouds, the warm summer sun just makes people feel that the clear sea water is shining finely between the rocks, and the warm sand on the beach is very soft and clean.

They chose the leeward slope of the sand dunes with few people, lay down, and quietly listened to the sound of the rhythmically lapping waves and the sound of the sea wind turning between the tall casuarinas.

"It's a vacation, but it's actually just a day off. I can only come to the Mafia Paradise. It's so boring." Mamon yawned.

"Hee hee~! The long vacation is two months away, where do you want to go, Mengdin?"

"How's Paris? I haven't been to the Opera yet."

"Mondin, do you speak French?"

"...Let's learn now, there are still two months anyway."

☆, Fengma

Identity swap or something, God, can you go a little further?

I just can't complain. Is there any...

Seeing "Mamon" smiling gracefully in front of his eyes, the real Mamun, that is, "Feng", was almost messed up.

Wait, you say you haven't understood yet?What, are you confused?

To put it simply, Mammon and Feng exchanged bodies, because the so-called "'seven to the third power' produces anomalies".

...Your uncle's? ! !What kind of "'seven to the third power' produces anomalies" will cause such an effect? !

I'm almost driven crazy by this crazy world, after all, it's the fault of the extremely unstable Mary Su power! !Fuck? ! !

Although I also have the blood of Marysu, I can't complain, but I am still very tired.

This is such a sad story, so please allow me to make a sad face... TAT...

calm! !Whether it's blowing up or breaking down, as long as you show it, you lose!

Take a deep breath...yes, that's it...

Immediately, Mamon, who managed to regain his composure with only one turn, suddenly fell into a state of rage again.

Looking at "Mamon" who had changed into women's clothing, "Feng" was about to spit blood from his head.

"......Hello!!!"

There must be a limit to bad taste! !You are so good enough!

Although illusion is invincible, and all problems can be solved with illusion, neither of them seems to have this idea.

Holding the idea that it seems quite interesting, the childlike innocence is really interesting.

And so they hit the streets.

The problem is, no matter how light Mary Su's halo is, she still has it, so today's wind is more glamorous than ever.

With the shell of the wind, Mamon is almost overwhelmed, right? ! !

I'm really sorry for not looking at the wind at all hahahaha.

Looking at "Feng" who had already been accosted by the nth beauty on the road, "Mamon" finally couldn't help but speak out.

"...Mamon?"

"what happened?"

The moment she turned around, her phoenix eyes were raised casually, and the corners of her mouth were slightly curved, as if there was an insoluble tenderness in her eyes.

Looking back at Bai Meisheng with a smile, there is nothing more than that.

"Hey, what's the matter?"

Therefore, the smile of "Mamon" who was shocked finally shattered.

He scowled.

Then he quickly dragged Mamon into the nearest clothing store, bought a hood and put it on.

"Hey, what are you doing, Feng?"

Mamon raised his head, but was immediately kissed.

After finally regaining his senses, whispers came from his ears again.

"It was hard to abduct, and what belongs to me, can't others spy on it~?"

Feng, who had always maintained a gentle attitude in front of him, seemed to have become strange.

Then Mamun, the funny thing, laughed.

"Feng, you are so funny talking with my face, hahahaha, no, my stomach hurts!! Is it fun to kiss yourself? Tell me quickly?! Hahahaha!!!"

The wind froze for a moment.

"..."

Fuck the atmosphere is gone, motherfucker! ! !

The matter finally ended with Mamon using the illusion to survive for a few days, and it ended smoothly.

What a joy, a joy.