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"So..." When Wild Rose came back with the dessert, she heard the voice of Knotweed Yuren, "Which dessert shop did you go to that day?"

She is now holding two plates of muffin cakes in her left and right hands, nimbly passing them through a crowded crowd, sideways avoiding a jk who is on the phone with a friend, and lightly placing the plates on the table.

"Excuse me," Nagasaki Wild Rose pulled a stool angrily, "Why should I eat desserts in such a crowded shop?"

"Because you said you wanted to check in at the online celebrity shop." Fu Heihui continued.

"It's true that I wanted to come here to take pictures," Wild Rose pulled open the stool and let out a sigh of relief when she sat on it, "But when I wanted to come here to take pictures, I never thought there would be so many people here."

A new dessert shop has opened in Ginza in the past few days. It is said that the decoration and desserts are very exquisite. Before it opened for a few days, twitter is full of check-ins from various Internet celebrities. In the photos they took, this dessert The decoration of the store is comparable to a studio.

Such overwhelming publicity made this dessert shop a hot topic among Tokyo jk before it opened for a few days.

Nagasaki wild rose is no exception.

Although she didn't have any other jk around her for her to communicate with, it didn't affect her wanting to come and check in.

But what affected her check-in was obviously an existence that was not jk.

——She will never let the fanatic dessert lover and unscrupulous teacher Gojo Satoru ruin her afternoon punch.

So Nagasaki Yamei waited hard for several days, and finally found the opportunity to come here on this weekend when Gojo Satoru seemed to have something to do.

It's a pity that she seems to have underestimated the popularity of this store, not to mention that it's still a weekend, Nagasaki Wild Rose gasped after seeing a group of people at the door.

"...Are you still going in?" Fu Heihui was obviously also shocked.

This store has been very popular on twitter these days, and he also saw that Tsumiji had come here with his classmates, but this definitely does not mean that he can feel even half of the hardships behind the shooting through those exquisite photos.

"Go in." Nazaki gritted his teeth.

"I'll go in line to buy desserts, and you and Knotweed will take a seat," she glanced at the crowd in front of her, and took a deep breath, "If you don't go today, it will be difficult to find a day when Wujou is very busy."

So the two boys took a curse spirit that no one could see to take the position, and Nagasaki Wild Rose went straight into the crowd and ordered two full plates of cakes and came back.

When I came back, I heard the knotweed was asking his brother about the dessert shop.

He struggled for a long time that day and still couldn't ask that question in the end, so he had to scratch his heart and lungs every day to be a pink-haired little tiger who dared not speak.

To this-

Nazaki: Hehe, if you let him ask, he deserves it.

"Nagizaki," Yuuhito Knotzaki, who was chatting with Haruki Iyama, also noticed the returned wild rose Nagasaki and the two plates of desserts she had just put down, "Huh? What did you order?"

Before his hand touched the dessert, he was slapped rudely by Nagasaki Wild Rose: "Wait."

"Ah?" Knotabagi Yujin showed a confused expression, "Why?"

"She wants to take a picture." Haruki Yoshiyama, who was sitting next to her, watched the movement of Nagasaki Yamei taking out her mobile phone, and kindly explained to Knotabagi Yuhito.

"Oh..." In order to avoid the most customers, the three of them came out of school before they had time to eat lunch. Now that they have walked all the way here, they are more than two hours behind the usual meal time. Hei Hui's hungry chest pressed against his back.

"Yes, I want to take a picture." After finally taking out her mobile phone, Nagasaki Ye Qianwei pulled the tray politely, "Eat slowly after taking the picture."

"Brother, how did you know that Kizaki was going to take a picture?" Kojou Yuuhito looked at the plate of poor pastries that Kizaki Wild Rose was playing with, and finally had nothing to say.

"Isn't this obvious?" Jushan Haruki motioned him to take a look around, "Do you see anyone around who gets the dessert and eats it first?"

The young and beautifully dressed girls around them all took photos, retouched and uploaded them on twitter and line as soon as they got the dessert, and then they swiped the comments below with satisfaction.

"Such an expensive dessert..." Yuzu Yujin's tone was hard to tell whether he felt sorry for the money or the dessert, "If you don't eat it, it will be cold."

The freshly baked muffin cake is soft and crispy, sweet orange pulp and whipped cream are stirred together and stuffed into the soft and hollow interior of the bread, with only a little bit of a tip popping out to exude a sweet and seductive atmosphere.

Obviously, it doesn't taste good when it's cold.

"Wake up," Jushan Haruki mercilessly interrupted Knotabagi Yujin's fantasy, "No one comes here to eat desserts."

Nagasaki Yemei, who was taking pictures, agreed: "Indeed."

"Only the calories from these two plates," she gestured exaggeratedly, "is enough for me to add five extra laps every day for the next ten days."

"So please be sure to eat them after I take the pictures." She glanced around at the two hungry classmates with green eyes, and said something they loved to hear.

"Don't say it's over," Knotaba Yuhito lay on the table and stared at the dessert that was getting colder, "I feel like I'm so hungry that I could eat a whole cow."

Fu Heihui: "...I'm going too."

"Right away, right away," Nagasaki Yaqiangwei waved at the two innocent classmates, "Don't rush me, the last angle."

"But to be honest," she was dissatisfied with taking photos, deleted and deleted on the phone, and finally raised her head to look at Yuzu Yujin, who was eagerly looking at desserts, "Don't you think the eyes of the people around us are looking at us? Is it weird?"

"What's so strange?" Yuzu Yujin looked away from the dessert, looked around and asked in confusion.

"I don't know either..." Nazaki touched his chin thoughtfully, "Could it be that you think I'm a rich woman and you two are my little faces?"

Yuzu Yuhito and Fu Heihui showed strange expressions.

Haruki Juyama: "Pfft."

His smile attracted the attention of all three people.

"Are you aware of a problem..." Looking at the questioning eyes of the three first-year students, Haruki Jushan helplessly raised his forehead, "In their opinion, there are actually only three of us here."

Tiger & Fu & Nail: ?

Jushan Haruki: "...I am a curse spirit."

Tiger & Fu & Nail:!

"Obviously there are only three people here, but they took four sets of tableware and moved four chairs, and even talked to themselves in a cloud of air," Jushan Haruki relayed what they saw from the perspective of ordinary people, "It's very scary in the afternoon."

"Look at the people around you," Haruki Jushan shrugged, "they are gradually moving away from us."

Originally, Yuzu Yuhito and Fu Heihui occupied a small corner of the dessert shop. The ingenious layout of the building originally separated these tables in the corner from other rest areas. Talk to a cloud of air during the day.

The few jk who were originally sitting on the table next to them moved out in a hurry, and manually divided a vacuum zone between the two tables.

And the way they looked over...

Although Yu Zhang Youren didn't want to admit it, the eyes of these girls looked over and said, "Are these people okay?"

It seems to be regarded as a different kind by other customers...

Yuzu Yujin didn't know what to say for a while, they usually live in the school, and the high school is full of magicians, everyone can see the result of Jushan Haruki, and now they almost forget that his brother is a Curse spirit, ordinary people actually can't see his fact.

The three of them chatted with him so naturally for a long time. If Haruki Jushan hadn't reminded them, they might not realize that they were talking to a cloud of air in the eyes of others when they walked out of the dessert shop.

"Uh...then what," Yuzu Yuhito tried to make a final remedy, he stiffly picked up the phone from the table in front of him, and stammered to the other end, "Brother, how long will you be here?"

"Oh, that's right, let's not talk about it for now. You are squeezing the tram."

It turned out to be on the phone.

The horrified gazes of the girls eased instantly.

The eyes of the girls around them have turned into a horror of "this place is not haunted", and a complaint of "don't look into the air when you are on the phone, or we will think you have paranoia".

Crisis lifted.

All three first graders breathed a sigh of relief.

"Little ghost, just one minute after you finish talking, those women are going to make a phone call." Before he could let go of his breath, a mouth appeared on the face of Knotabazu Yujin.

[Grass,] Jushan Haruki was taken aback, [Why did Su Nuo come out? 】

System: [How do I know, just block it, block it, block it. 】

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Ju Shanqingshu grabbed a cake on the plate and stuffed it in.

Su Nuo: "I...%%￥￥"

"Shut up, you." Jushan Haruki patted the cake crumbs on his hands.

The three conjurers cast admiring glances at him.

Facing Su Nuo, the King of Curses inside Knotweed Yourohito's body, he actually just stuffed the cake into it...

went in...

went……

After clapping his hands, Jushan Haruki said, "? What are you looking at me for?"

"Oh oh oh sorry," he belatedly realized that he had ruined the layout of Nagasaki Wild Rose's photo, "I didn't think so much when I just took it."

He just found something handy to plug Nuo's mouth, so that he wouldn't show up in public.

Nagasaki Wild Rose: "...No, it's fine."

She looked at the photo on the phone and the mouth that was chewing with complicated emotions: "I've already taken a picture."

——Even if she didn't take the picture well, she can't do it now.

And the knotweed Yujin stretched out his hand hesitantly, not knowing whether to cover the extra mouth or wait until he finished eating.

If you stretch out your hand to cover it now, Su Nuo has not finished chewing the cake in his mouth, and I am afraid that his face will be covered with cream.He didn't want to wash his face in the middle of shopping.

But isn't it a bit scary to let this mouth appear on your face in public like this?

Nagasaki Yeqiangwei seemed to understand the meaning revealed in his eyes, and immediately sat in front of Knotabagi Yuhito with Fukuroe, blocking the view from the outside world.

Kunzhang Youruhito breathed a sigh of relief: "What did he call just now?"

"Telephone? What phone?" Haruki Jushan picked a rose tart from the exquisite porcelain plate and was about to eat it. Hearing this sentence, he paused for a moment to think.

"Probably the phone call from the mental hospital..." He scratched his face, "The way the three of you talked to the air before did seem to be paranoid."

In fact, it was more than just paranoia. The way these three people were angry and laughing in the air just now was like a mental patient on the run from a mental hospital.

Fu Heihui: "..."

Fu Heihui is glad that his back is facing those girls now, otherwise he might want to change his life in the city.

"If it's really a mental hospital..." Su Nuo finished chewing the dessert in his mouth, and just halfway through speaking, he was stuffed again by the rose tart in Jushan Haruki's hand.

"If it's really a phone call from a mental hospital, I'll find Gojo Satoru to get the three of you." Haruki Ju Shan sincerely accepted Su Nuo's words.

After a strange silence, Nagasaki Wild Rose stammered: "Hmm...Okay."

"Thank you, thank you?" After waiting for a long time, she hesitated to add.

Jushan Haruki: "...You're welcome."

What a weird atmosphere.

Su Nuo was eating, Knotaba Yuuhito was froze and didn't know whether to shoot it, the thin-skinned Fuguro Megumi seemed to be getting familiar soon, and Nagasaki Yaqiangwei was looking at the calm and composed Haruki .

It seems that the current Su Nuo... can't do anything to them?It seems that he just stayed in the body of the knotweed Youren for a long time and came out to get some fresh air.

Nagasaki Wild Rose boldly slapped Fu Heihui next to her: "Aren't you hungry?"

Fu Heihui: "I'm hungry but..."

But now the atmosphere of the place seems not suitable for afternoon tea?

"Don't say anything," Nagasaki Wild Rose quickly brought the plate of desserts in front of him, "Eat quickly, finish eating and go."

Poorly looking at the knotweed Yujin on the dessert plate: "I want to eat it too."

"Knotweed," Nagasaki turned his head calmly, "I think two mouths chewing on one face at the same time is a bit mentally polluted, and the space may not be enough, what do you think?"

Knotabazu Yuhito: ...Indeed.

So Fu Heihui, who got the right to enjoy all the desserts, picked up a chocolate puff hesitantly. Before he could put it in his mouth, Su Nuo, who had finished chewing the rose tart, spoke again——

"Even if you leave here, I will..."

Jushan Haruki snatched the puff from Fu Heihui's hand, smiled and stuffed it into his mouth with lightning speed.

"Eat more," he said with a gentle expression and a ferocious tone, "have you ever eaten desserts that are more than 1000 years old? Eat more if you haven't."

Facing Haruki Yoshiyama's gentle expression, Yujin Yuzhang: ...It is obviously a gentle expression, but why does his brother look so terrifying at this moment.

"I think," Fu Heihui said slowly after watching the same scene three times, "Why don't you save this plate for him to eat."

Looking at the situation in front of them, they couldn't get out of the store until Su Nuo decided to go back.

After all, no one came out with a mask, and Su Nuo refused to go back with the face of the knotweed.

Su Nuo, who was chewing puffs with difficulty, opened one eye and looked at Haruki Ju Shan, and he wrote down the hatred.

The blood-red eyes full of malice swirled around Haruki's neck, and the threat contained in them was extremely strong.

Haruki Juyama calmly looked away: "Kagazaki, do you have a toothpick?"

Nagasaki Wild Rose:?

"There is no toothpick..." She looked around on the table, "Is a stirring stick okay?"

In order to facilitate customers to stir soda water or drinks, each table in the dessert shop is equipped with a small box of stirring sticks.

Although I don't know what the brother of the knotweed uses the toothpick for, but the other end of the stirring rod is also pointed, so it should be similar.

"Yes." Jushan Haruki nodded as expected, he took the stirring stick from Nagasaki Ye Qiangwei's hand, and then stabbed at Su Nuo's cracked eye.

It's a pity that Su Nuo has been with him for so many years, and when he saw him asking for a toothpick, he knew what he wanted to do, so he immediately closed that eye.

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At this moment, Su Nuo also finished eating one of the puffs and emptied his mouth again. Just when Haruki Jushan was eager to try to stuff something into it, the mouth on the side of Yu Zhang Yuren's face disappeared.

Nazaki: "He... went back?"

Yuzu Yujin touched his face and felt it: "Probably..."

It seems that Su Nuo is not ready to come out under the sanction of his brother?

--Obviously not.

As soon as Yu Zhang Youroto finished speaking, a familiar mouth suddenly appeared on the back of his hand that was touching the side of his face.

The familiar mouth turned to Haruki Jushan: "I have endured you for a long time!"

After saying this, the mouth quickly disappeared, as if it came out specially to say something harsh.

[The back of the right hand. ] The system quickly predicted where Su Nuo would appear next.

"Yeah, ok, ok," Jushan Haruki precisely reached out and grabbed a fruit ham tart and stuffed it, "Then please bear with me, old man."

"But... let me say," he glanced at the almost empty dessert tray, and then at Su Nuo, who was munching on the fruit tart viciously, "don't you just cheat on food and drink here?"

Su Nuo, who was gagged and unable to speak:? ? ?

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As soon as Jushan Haruki said this, the three of them looked at him strangely.

Su Nuo: ...

Su Nuo didn't know what to say after chewing the fruit tart.

Eager to try, picked up a coffee mousse Haruki Juyama: "Why don't you scold me?"

If I continue to scold him, is I waiting for him to stuff me with another dessert?

"Oh," Jushan Haruki looked at the mousse in his hand regretfully, "it's not easy for a child to earn some money, half of it was eaten by you, how embarrassing."

Kaginizaki Yemei who paid: "No, I don't really mind."

He even said that watching Su Nuo being gagged was quite cool.

If possible, she is willing to buy another set, as long as Su Nuo can shut up.

"Look at it, look at it," Jushan Haruki picked and picked, "What a good boy."

Su Nuo could tell that Haruki Jushan didn't want him to cause trouble in public places.There are still too few fingers eaten by the knotweed Yujin now, and it is not enough to support him to squeeze his consciousness here.

And the most important thing is that when he first came out, he wanted to ridicule Jushan Haruki because he was upset. Who would have thought that he would be stuffed with a bunch of sweet desserts in the end.

The thousand-year-old old man has two faces, and he has never eaten such a sweet thing before.

The evolution of human beings is becoming more and more unreasonable. Su Nuo, who was about to lose his teeth, felt that he couldn't bear the fifth dessert anymore, so he disappeared on the back of the knotweed Youren's hand without saying a word.

Nagasaki Ye Qiangwei, who had been on tenterhooks after Su Nuo appeared, let out a long sigh of relief.

"It's finally gone," she rubbed her tense and stiff face, only to notice that there were not many desserts left on the table.

"Which one of you can solve it?" She held her chin and looked at Yu Zhang You Ren and Fu Hei Hui.

"Weren't you hungry just now, Knotweed?" She pushed the plate towards Knotweed Yuren.

Just now when she wanted Fu Hei to finish the dessert quickly and leave here, the expression of Knotweed Yuren was pitiful, why can't he eat it now and not move?

Knotabagi Yuhito: "To be honest..."

He looked at the dessert hesitantly: "I feel a little bit full."

[Good guy,] Jushan Haruki looked at Yuzu Yujin with an unhappy expression on his face, and sighed from the bottom of his heart, [It turns out that what Su Nuo ate won't disappear in the different dimension. 】

System: [What the hell? 】

【Hmm... What Su Nuo ate just now actually appeared in Youren's stomach,】 Jushan Haruki was thoughtful, 【It's amazing. 】

system:【?What's so amazing about this? 】

[Isn't this amazing enough? ] Haruki Jushan looked at the expression of Yuzu Yuren with a desire to study, 【At first I just thought that Su Nuo was simply parasitic on Yuren's body, but now it is clear that the two of them share the same body Two consciousnesses. 】

System: [So? 】

[So when Su Nuo appeared with that mouth, did he create an esophagus by the way? 】

System: [... so amazing. 】

[Right, right, I just said it's amazing. 】Iyama Haruki replied contentedly.

However, at this moment, Yuzhang Yuren didn't know that Jushan Haruki had just lamented the magic of Su Nuo to the system, and he just felt...very uncomfortable.

Obviously he didn't eat anything, but he felt that his stomach was full...

So in the end, the remaining toothless desserts were still handled by Fu Heihui.

Fu Heihui's handling method is...

"It's better to take it back to Gojo Wujo," he said with a frown after eating a small cake, "I think...he will like it."

Low EQ: This dessert is too sweet for dogs to eat.

High EQ: I think Gojo Satoru will like it.

In the distance, Gojo Satoru, who was trying to find records about Haruki Hareki in Gojo Headquarters, sneezed.

He has always felt that something is wrong these days. It stands to reason that this curse spirit existed thousands of years ago, and it is quite familiar with Su Nuo, maybe it is a curse spirit in an opposite state.

To be able to stand against the Su Nuo of that era, it must be a super class, how could there be no trace left.

The more Gojo Satoru thought about it, the more strange he became, so he simply came to the main house to look for relevant information on the weekend. Who would have thought that half of the information was found, but he sneezed several times first.

Some of the materials put by the Wutiao family are old antiques that can be put into museum collections. The old ancient books are not cleaned, and they are full of dust when they are opened. It stands to reason that he has no lower limit, and the dust should not enter his. Respiratory tract.

Then someone must be thinking about him, Wutiao Wu is sure.

Gojo Satoru is the strongest mantra, and a few days is also a day of confidence.

After looking through the serious records, he didn't find any useful information, so Gojo Satoru simply picked and picked from Unshi.

Just at this time, a reprinted version of the story with a very eye-catching title entered his field of vision.

The ancient text on the topic was very complicated, and Wu Tiaowu read it for a while by the candlelight of Dou Da, and probably understood what was written on it.

The translation of the title is probably: "Mad Love: Brother Devil, Don't Touch Me, Little White Flower's No.90 Nine Times"

——If the person who wrote this thing heard Gojo Satoru's translation, he would probably be overwhelmed with anger.

The translator Gojo Satoru opened it with great interest to see what was written on it.

What's this? Mary Sue more than 1000 years ago?