ventriloquism master

One: About the identity card...

Yu Feiye belongs to a black household, without a registered permanent residence, and without an ID card.Survival is not a problem, presence becomes a problem.

Fortunately, Mu Yunsong has experience in this field, burning incense and worshiping Buddha, running around the front door and entering the back, and finally got a second-generation ID card for the two of them to prove their identity.

When Yu Feiye received his ID card, he habitually touched his short-haired head, then put it on the dining table calmly, picked up a glass unnaturally, and walked to the water dispenser, as if he had studied it for a while. Like, filled a glass full of water.

Seeing his calm appearance, Xia Changyu couldn't help being a little surprised, thinking that this man had some emotions. After all, he was originally a noble prince. Now that everyone is equal, he must be somewhat uncomfortable.

Xia Changyu walked over, hugged Yu Feiye from behind, put her face on the other's broad back, feeling the mature strength in him, it's great, the brat has grown up.

"Huh?" Yu Feiye was slightly taken aback, holding the cup in one hand and putting the other on the back of Xia Changyu's hand, "What?"

"You don't seem very surprised that your little elephant will be printed on that card." Xia Changyu put his chin on Yu Feiye's shoulder and said lazily.

"Well," Yu Feiye curled his lips and kissed Xia Changyu's nose, "I'm actually surprised, but I don't want to show it."

"why?"

Yu Feiye thought for a while, and said: "I've been here for so many days, I'm used to not being surprised when I see everything, it will look stupid."

"You're smart, you'll get used to it slowly."

Yu Feiye sighed suddenly, looking a little frustrated, he said: "But, I'm afraid I can't adapt to some things."

Xia Changyu was a little nervous, afraid that Yu Feiye would have negative emotions because he didn't adapt to the fast-paced life. If he didn't resolve it in time, if he became depressed again, he would go to someone to explain it to him.

"If there's anything that doesn't suit you, tell me, and we'll solve it together."

Yu Feiye put the cup on the table, freed his hand, turned around and hugged Xia Changyu into his arms, put his nose against his forehead, and kneaded his buttocks with dishonest hands. I may never get used to that condom."

Xia Changyu: "..."

Two: About the sweet and sour pork ribs...

Life started slowly like this. One day Xia Changyu saw the numbers on her passbook and began to think about the importance of bread in love.

In ancient times, the space occupied by urination is yours, and you can live by digging a cave, growing flowers and vegetables, and being self-sufficient.But now, especially in this big city, several million yuan can only buy two toilets on the second ring road.

Now that Xia Changyu is acting in the Qingyun Club, his income is not huge, but it is still a lot. There is no problem with food and lodging, but he always needs some money in his hand, so he can be tough and steady if he goes out.

Both of them carry handles, and even if they die, they won't be able to give birth to a baby. They have to save some money for retirement. Besides, he is several years older than the bear, and his physical fitness is not as good as the other's. I always feel that I am not sure. The son has to hang up first, if he leaves first, Xiongzi is an ancient man, also a prince, the master whose index finger does not touch the water of Chunyang, what should he do?

The more she thought about it, the more sad she became, Xia Changyu decided to continue exercising every morning in the future, not to have the same birthday, but to walk together almost.He clenched his fists to express his determination, and suddenly remembered what Xiongzi said last night, which meant to let him eat more, complaining that he was impatient. Fuck, Xia Changyu would faint before he had enough fun.

Xia Changyu didn't feel sad anymore, he seriously doubted, would he be able to get up in the morning?

When he got home, Yu Feiye cooked a table of home-cooked dishes. The taste was not known, but the appearance was not bad. When he washed his hands and helped to serve the meal, he saw the menu on the stove, and his heart felt inexplicably warm.

Xia Changyu picked up a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs, checked the color, and stuffed it into his mouth.

Yu Feiye looked at him expectantly: "How is it?"

Actually, it's not that good, it's too sweet.

Of course Xia Changyu wouldn't say it out loud. Although it was a bit sweet, he could feel full of love. He said, "Of course your cooking is delicious."

Yu Feiye was very happy, picked up the chopsticks and picked up a few more pieces for Xia Changyu, and finally pushed a plate of sweet and sour pork ribs in front of him, "Eat more if you like."

Xia Changyu: "Aren't you going to eat?"

Yu Feiye smiled innocently, and said with a sense of course: "No, I'll eat you tonight is enough."

Xia Changyu: "..."

Three: About the script...

Three months later, the weather got warmer, and the two old men went to Tibet for a trip. The entire Qingyun Club was led by Xia Changyu and his senior brother. In matters, it was inevitable that they did not cooperate, and Yu Feiye was left out in the cold.

Yu Feiye is very caring, not as strong as before, and he doesn't complain too much. The house is neatly cleaned up, and Xia Changyu is served obediently. The China Good Daughter-in-law pennant is awarded to the bear child.

Only once, the two of them hadn't had sex for about a week. At that time, Xia Changyu was writing a new script at his desk. He had revised this script several times, and he always felt that something was almost wrong.

At this time, Yu Feiye brought a bowl of egg tea and told him to drink it while it was hot, because he had a performance the next day.Xia Changyu gave a "hmm" and buried his head in front of the case. Yu Feiye looked at him for a while, then left the room frowning.

Xia Changyu devoted herself to creating, and didn't even know the egg tea was cold.Yu Feiye watched the TV in the living room and saw that the other party didn't move, and finally got angry. Without saying a word, he took out the pen in his hand, and carried him to the bed with a dark face.

"What are you doing?" Xia Changyu was stunned. Seeing the bear's face, he realized that he had gone too far. He pushed Yu Feiye a few times to express his intentions. Unexpectedly, the other party pulled out his tie and tied his hands to the bed. on the head.

"Huh?" Xia Changyu looked at the tightly tied backs of her hands, and couldn't help smiling bitterly, "Little Xiong, what are you doing here?"

Yu Feiye straddled his waist, unbuttoning his shirts one by one, his expression still gloomy, "Fuck you!"

Xia Changyu snorted, "The script is almost finished, don't...um..."

"Don't make trouble" before he finished speaking, Yu Feiye took a bite of Xia Changyu's sensitive area through the fabric, and he let out a satisfying moan that made people tremble.

Yu Feiye wiped Xia Changyu's face completely, and said angrily, "I'll be angry when I see you holding the pen."

Xia Changyu was amused, "Why are you so angry with the pen?"

Yu Feiye snorted, "You've been holding the pen for the past few days, and you don't hold my big baby anymore!"

Xia Changyu: "..."

Four: About "I Love You"

Half a year later, Yu Feiye started working, and the content belonged to his specialty, teaching children calligraphy.

Xia Changyu didn't know about work at the beginning. When he knew, Yu Feiye had been a teacher for three months.

Once when he came home from get off work, he found that there was no one in the house, and the room was in darkness. He couldn't help being nervous and kept thinking about it. The worst thing was that he thought of Yu Feiye wearing it back again.

Just as he was about to go out to find someone, Yu Feiye came back with a child.

The child's father was on a business trip, and the mother might be two hours late to pick it up due to temporary business at the company, so she called Yu Feiye and asked him to help, and take care of him first.

But the child was impatient, the meal was over, and the child's mother hadn't come yet, so the leader came. It was through this that Xia Changyu knew that Yu Feiye was working.

He blamed himself silently, feeling that he didn't care enough about Yu Feiye, so he hugged the bear boy, although he didn't say anything, but Yu Feiye could guess what he was thinking.

"Don't blame yourself." Yu Feiye patted Xia Changyu and said with a smile, "I'm not right either. I deliberately hid it from you."

"Why?" Xia Changyu was startled, and then thought for a while, "Do you feel bored at home? Or do you feel...eating soft food?"

"I'm not bored. As long as I live in the world you live in, how can I be bored? I don't think it's a soft meal. I'm also very happy to take care of you."

"That's it?" Xia Changyu was puzzled.

Yu Feiye took a piece of bread and handed it to the student, "Hey, watch TV, the teacher has something to say to uncle."

The child blinked, took the bread and hopped to the living room.

Yu Feiye pinched Xia Changyu's face, "I said, I want to marry you."

Xia Changyu held his hand, "So?"

"So, I want to buy a wedding ring. Since I am marrying you, how can I use your money?" Yu Feiye smiled, showing his white teeth.

Xia Changyu had mixed feelings for a moment, hugged Yu Feiye, and wrapped his arms around his waist tightly. After a long time, she said: "Who did you learn from, and you know how to propose marriage?"

"On TV."

"Okay, that's right, I've watched urban TV dramas a lot."

"Well, the ancient costumes are too fake, let's look at the modern ones."

"Yes, you are quite picky."

Some voices came from the living room. The child was watching cartoons. No one in the room spoke again. The first cicadas were heard outside the window.

Summer is here.

It was also Xia Tian when they met.

"Changyu."

"Ok?"

"Did I say a word to you?"

"what?"

"I love you."

Xia Changyu smiled. At that time, when Yu Feiye confessed his love for the first time, he was reserved. There was no liking or love. What he said at the time was: "I have you in my heart."

Xia Changyu said, "Did you go to school on TV?"

"No."

"Oh?"

Yu Feiye clung to Xia Changyu's ear, and blew softly, "When you ejaculated in the third round that night, you said this sentence, and then I learned it."

Xia Changyu blushed and punched him, "I never said that!"

"You don't believe me?" Yu Feiye chuckled, with good intentions, "I recorded it on a dv, we can watch it later, by the way..." Yu Feiye lifted his chin and kissed his mouth, "Learn the new by reviewing the past."

"...Damn it! You actually know how to use dv?"

"Well, I learned this online." Yu Feiye raised his eyebrows, "When you are not at home, I can..."

"Go away! It's too wretched, too unscrupulous, and too limitless." Xia Changyu blushed and had a thick neck.

"Are you... not happy?"

"Where is the dv?" Xia Changyu said, "Show me!"