ventriloquism master

Xia Changyu woke up from being splashed with icy cold water, before he could see who it was, he received another slap.He shook his wet hair and took a deep breath, slowly regaining consciousness, the person in front of him gradually became clear, and he saw a person in a green shirt looking at him contemptuously.

She has a sharp chin, a hint of femininity and fierceness in the corners of her eyes, a straight nose, and a slender figure. The long sleeves of her blue shirt are embroidered with pink petals, making her male and female indistinguishable.

Xia Changyu felt that he might be dreaming, or he might have strayed into the set of a certain crew, or participated in an ice bucket challenge in a costume PLAY show or something.But when the man in the blue shirt clapped his hands, a few servant girls came in with their trays bent down, especially after seeing the jade utensils on it, he broke out in a cold sweat, and an ominous premonition filled his heart.

"Young Master Jingxiang." The servant girls saluted the man in the green shirt.

"Well, let it go, Ying'er will stay and serve."

Xia Changyu himself was part of the entertainment industry anyway, whether it was the "leading actor" who was called Mr. Jingxiang, or the group of performers who filed in, he didn't know any of them, he didn't know any of them! ! !

Could it be, could it be... Xia Changyu calmed down, and a bold guess spontaneously emerged...

Xia Changyu was tied with hemp rope and hung from the beams of the roof with both hands, revealing a section of his forearm. He frowned slightly, and found that there were a few eye-catching welts on it. After being hung for a long time, his arms were already terribly numb.

There is a soft couch in the room, and the whole bed is covered with soft veils. A row of red candles are displayed on both sides of the couch. There is also a couch and a low table opposite the couch. Next to it is the Duobao Pavilion, on which there are all kinds of official kiln porcelain.It looks real at first glance, and it's not a fucking copycat.

Xia Changyu was in a cold sweat immediately, and his consciousness was fully awakened. He calmed down and told himself that this is not real, this is a dream, this must be a dream.He wanted to call master, senior brother, policeman, and city management, but he was gagged and couldn't make a sound, so he could only utter a single syllable.

Jing Xiang tore off the cloth strips in his mouth, picked up the thickest one, and thrust the jade into his mouth, stirring wantonly, the pain from the chrome on the gums and the vomiting feeling from the bottom of the throat made his scalp shudder. numb.

It's not a dream, it's not making a movie, it's not a variety show, it's time-traveling, it's fucking time-traveling! ! !

"You'd better lick it a little wet, and you won't suffer when you expand your place later." Jingxiang snorted and laughed twice, with a vicious look in his eyes, "They all say that they are self-inflicted, and the prince bought this for you." You bastard, that's your luck, you want to run away even if you hurt the prince?"

Xia Changyu turned his head away, spat out the jade in his mouth and retched.He guessed right, this jade is "Mr. Horn" made of mutton fat jade, and the craftsman can be regarded as supernatural, he carved the man's genitals so lifelike.

"Hey, I don't appreciate it, you will suffer in a while, hum! You are shameless, you are all male pets, why pretend to be chaste," Jing Xiang sneered, pinching Xia Changyu's chin, and pointed at Xia Changyu's face Spit, "Bitch!!"

"Slut!" Xia Changyu also spat and found a little blood in it.

Facing Xia Changyu's insults, Jing Xiang smiled instead of anger. He wiped the stolen goods from his face and said: "Li Junyou, you are still stubborn. I have to see how long you can be tough. The prince is angry. You rewarded those prostitutes outside, tonight...hahaha, ask yourself to be blessed."

After finishing speaking, Jing Xiang stroked his black hair at the temples with Lan Hua's fingers, and said to a maid, "Go, and serve your Master Junyou to drink medicine."

"How dare you!!" Xia Changyu yelled loudly, he didn't care whether he was a prince or not, now this body belongs to Xia Changyu, and no one can persecute it.

Ying'er is a girl, born to be a maid, and she is used to lowering her eyebrows to be pleasing to the eye, but when Xia Changyu yelled at her coldly with her eyebrows raised, she suddenly lost her mind.

She knew that the male pet that the prince had just bought from the Southern Dynasty looked feminine and handsome, but he was actually a man with a strong personality.When he first arrived at Prince Han's mansion, he refused to go to bed, and the prince did not force him. Everyone knows that King Han is cruel, but he never made things difficult for him. Today, the prince was drunk and forced him to sleep, but he actually hurt the prince with a hairpin Even so, the prince didn't kill him, so it can be seen that the prince still likes him.

Ying'er hesitated a little, but because she was jealous of Li Junyou, she avenged her private revenge, and privately advocated taking him out of the mansion. If the prince woke up tomorrow and blamed him, he would naturally not be blamed for being a celebrity in front of the prince. For the ghost?

Jing Xiang saw Yinger's hesitation, kicked her over, and shouted: "Go away, useless thing!"

After finishing speaking, Jing Xiang picked up a bowl of medicinal juice, opened Xia Changyu's jaw, and poured the medicinal juice into his mouth.

Xia Changyu knew that it was not a good thing, and maybe his life would be lost. A man could sacrifice his life for the country and the family. If he died at the hands of a male favorite, it would be a death that he didn't deserve. How aggrieved!So he resisted with all his strength, and kicked Jing Xiang with his feet.

Although his strength was not great, Jing Xiang took a few steps back unexpectedly, and almost knocked over the medicine bowl, and suddenly jumped into a rage. Compared with the seductive temperament just now, this furious look is a bit more masculine at this time, he Rolling up his sleeves, he slapped Ying'er and shouted: "Idiot, hug his leg."

Ying'er held her cheeks to force her tears, and hurriedly stepped forward to hug Xia Changyu's legs.

At this time, Jingxiang took a dagger inlaid with rubies from Duobao Pavilion, drew the knife out of its sheath, and "swiped" to cut off the hanging rope, then pushed Xia Changyu onto him, and rode on him, opening his jaw .

Xia Changyu clenched his teeth tightly and couldn't open them for a long time. Annoyed, he slapped his hands twice again. Xia Changyu still didn't open his mouth. His eyes were burning like fire, and he was so angry that his teeth hurt. Muran had an idea and grabbed his clone with his backhand. .

Xia Changyu was in pain, and felt that this dragon claw was going to destroy him, so he let out an "ah", and took the opportunity to pour all the medicinal juice into his mouth.

Xia Changyu was choked and coughed for a while. Slowly, he felt the strength in his whole body draining away, "Damn, what did you give me to drink?"

"What are you drinking?" Jingxiang smiled viciously, and Wanwan's hair was in a mess, "Of course it's cartilage loose, can't you run?"

"Fuck..." Before Xia Changyu could swear, Jing Xiang covered her mouth and nose.

"Go, bring me Fengyuelu." Jingxiang pointed to a small bottle on the low table and said to Ying'er.He looked at Xia Changyu's expression of "what is this?", laughed to himself, and immediately explained, "This is a strong aphrodisiac. Let everyone see how coquettish you are."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo," Xia Changyu's eyes turned red, veins popped out, and he wished he could kill this person at this moment.

Seeing that it was almost time, Jing Xiang let go, and put the small bottle under Xia Changyu's nose. Xia Changyu closed his mouth to prevent the aphrodisiac from entering, but he didn't expect the aphrodisiac to be smelled. Just now, Jing Xiang covered his mouth and nose, and his brain was extremely nervous. Oxygen-deficient, at this moment he took a big mouthful of air, and even inhaled a lot of Fengyue Acacia Dew.

"Tsk tsk tsk, what a stunner," Jingxiang laughed wildly, lifted Xia Changyu's chin, looked around, and patted his face with a dagger, "It must be these peach blossom eyes that seduced the prince, I really want to dig them out Feed the dog."

Xia Changyu watched the tip of the knife move across his face, and held his breath. After the dagger was removed, he exhaled lightly, but found an unspeakable desire in his body gradually raised his head. He bit his tongue to let his consciousness Be sober, otherwise you will be here on the first day after crossing, and you might be gang-raped to death, and there is no reason for you.

"Bitch!! You bit your tongue and killed yourself?" Jingxiang threw away the dagger and quickly opened his mouth. Ying'er also came to help after hearing the news, and her legs were freed. , rolled on the spot, holding the dagger with his bound hands, jumped up and stabbed Jingxiang with the knife.

Jing Xiang hurriedly dodged, Xia Changyu smiled coldly, his original intention was not to kill Jing Xiang, but the carved door behind him, seeing the timing, escape was the most important thing, so he broke through the door in one go.

After leaving the gate, he found that it was a brothel, where demons danced wildly and extravagantly. He ignored the surprised and probing eyes of the crowd, and ran for his life with all his might.

"Catch him!!" Jing Xiang yelled from behind, because he wanted to save King Han's face, he didn't say that this person was King Han's favorite man, "Hurry up, catch him, there will be a reward, 100 taels of silver! "

When a group of men and women in disheveled clothes heard the 100 taels of silver, their wolf-like eyes glowed green, and Xia Changyu became a gluttonous feast, wishing he could devour it in one gulp.

Xia Changyu was a little exhausted, his breathing became thicker and his heart beat faster and faster, as if there were hundreds of ants crawling all over his body, he knew that something was wrong, so he gritted his teeth and made an astonishing move.

"Ah—" Xia Changyu roared angrily. He raised a dagger and slashed at his thigh. The blood immediately stained the brocade robe red. I can't help but feel distracted.

He pointed at the crowd with a bloody dagger, veins popped out of his temples, and his eyes were red, like Shura from hell, which did not match his white appearance at all.

"Swords don't have eyes, come here if you are not afraid of death. When I meet a god and kill a god, and when I meet a Buddha, I will kill a Buddha. If I die, I will catch a back!"

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, money is good, but bending one hundred is not a crime.Xia Changyu walked towards the door step by step, but no one dared to go forward.

"Get out of the way!"

Everyone looked back when they heard the sound, and saw Xiao Si who came with Jingxiang standing behind with four Tibetan mastiffs. The Tibetan mastiffs hung their tongues and drooled, waiting for the master to give orders.

The women were so frightened that their faces turned pale, and they stepped back or hid behind the man. The man's face was not good-looking, so he dodged and gave way.

"Run, Li Junyou, why don't you run away?" The villain Jing Xiang laughed wantonly, he raised his hand to signal, the laughter stopped abruptly, "Catch him, stay! Live! Mouth!"

Xiao Si got the order and led the Tibetan mastiff slowly approaching Xia Changyu, slowly surrounding him.

Xia Changyu had been learning ventriloquism with Mu Yunsong in Qingyun club since he was a teenager. When learning the introductory homework, the first thing he came into contact with was the barking of dogs, which is now enough to be fake.Of course, for the sincerely nostalgic, huge and fierce Tibetan Mastiff, it is natural to know what it is afraid of.

He hooked the corners of his mouth, cleared his throat, and slowly covered his mouth with his hands without a trace.

Xia Changyu held his breath, and made the sound of fireworks being ignited for a moment. The Tibetan mastiff's ears were very sharp. Hearing this sound, he stopped moving forward, and started spinning around in place as if frightened, and then started barking. It was a big deal, and he barked along with the Tibetan mastiff, and the barking sound filled the entire hall for a while.

The four Tibetan mastiffs screamed more and more fiercely, as if they were going crazy, they broke free from the restraints and rushed towards the crowd. The scene immediately became panicked. The crowd of onlookers scattered like fish and birds, and ran away. Take a step towards the door.

Just as he was about to jump out, Jing Xiang grabbed Xia Changyu's shoulder, "Bitch, where are you running?"

"Fool, die." Xia Changyu kept on doing nothing, and with the courage he didn't know where he came from, he plunged the dagger into Jing Xiang's belly, stared at Jing Xiang's eyes wide open in disbelief, and whispered in his ear : "Give me back the knife!"

Xia Changyu left the brothel and ran desperately along the river, ignoring the pursuers, until her lungs were on fire, only to realize that she was running around and fucking back to this place of fireworks.

Xia Changyu missed the compass, street lights and so on. He wanted to run to places with light, but he didn't know that the venue for the big night was not only a brothel but also a brothel.

"Fuck," Xia Changyu summed up his mood in one word, leaning against a tree by the river, he no longer had the energy to think about it.

Faintly, he heard the dog barking again, he smiled wryly, the dog's nose is the sharpest, he is shameless like a "running man" and playing hide-and-seek with the Tibetan mastiff.

There was a river not far away, and a boat at the pier by the river was gradually approaching the shore. A few people got off the boat, and there was a faint light on the boat.

Xia Changyu moved her body slowly, took off her shoes with great effort and threw them into the distance, then jumped into the water without stopping.

The icy river water collided with the scorching heat in his body, and the alternation of cold and hot made him suffer a lot.

The strong desire to survive made him grit his teeth and swim to the pier. He ran for the light with all his heart, and finally boarded the boat after a while.

Xia Changyu felt as if his whole body was stepping on cotton. He was extremely irritable, and his avatar was so hard that it hurt. He stroked his body vigorously. At this time, he was no longer afraid of encountering any villains. He was now eager to find someone Holes, any kind are fine, men's, women's, or beastman's, let him free quickly.

When he saw the first door on the ship, he rushed forward with a stride.

clap clap-

"Open the door, open the door." Xia Changyu's mind was a little confused, his voice was like a thread, and everything he saw was already a double image. He leaned against the door and rubbed his body while whispering: "Open the door... ah..."

After a long time, the door opened, and Xia Changyu slid in unexpectedly without weight loss, and broke into a warm embrace. The familiar fragrance rushed into his nose, igniting the primitive lust in his body.

Xia Changyu held the other person's face, and gnawed on his lips...