Qiqige already had a picture in her mind when she was pumping people.
Emperor: Brother, brother, there is an easy way to get rich, come and get rich!
Fuquan: My dear brother, my dear brother, here I come!
Then the two of them regarded Qiqige as a fixed-point NPC, and came over and over again to complete the task.
Qiqige: Bah!Two unfilial sons!
Qiqige's movements are fast, and Fuquan's movements are not slow.Except that when the feather duster first came, he didn't react and got hit twice, and then he jumped up and down to avoid it, like a big flea.
If he couldn't beat Fuquan, Qiqige went to beat the emperor.
The emperor has practiced riding and shooting since he was a child, and he is very good at horseback, and his skills on the ground are not bad, and he can run faster than Fuquan.
The three of them fought in the room, Fuquan hid and complained, "The emperor's mother is biased, why does the emperor have good things, but when it's my turn, they are gone."
After hearing this, Qiqige became even angrier, "Get out! Whoever fooled you here, whoever you go to, I have nothing here!"
Fuquan refused to give up, "Emperor Niang, that's not what you said. It's not good to beat children during Chinese New Year. If you beat me up, you should calm down. Now that you have calmed down, should you give me some compensation?"
Whether it's giving things for good words, or giving things as compensation, anyway, Fuquan doesn't want to go home empty-handed after the Chinese New Year.
Qiqige is not used to him!She yelled: "I'll give you a fart!"
Qiqige was puzzled, why did the children change when they grew up, Fuquan was so caring and cute when he was a child!
She is called a fan of the authorities, what evil do the children have?It's not that Qiqi's motto is to teach by example, so that all of them are "Qihua"!
The emperor is the most cunning, he hides behind his brother, trying to reduce his sense of presence, lest Qiqige's anger burns on him, but how could Qiqige forget him?
"You brat!" Qiqige asked him, "You push your brother to please me, do you want to wait for him to get something good, and you get a kickback from it?"
Emperor: There is such a way to make money?
Fuquan: There is such a way to make money?
Fuquan looked at the emperor sadly, as if asking him why.
The emperor felt that even if he jumped into the Yellow River, he would not be able to clean himself up, "I'm not! I didn't! I just gave my second brother an idea!"
Fuquan and Qiqige made it clear that they didn't believe it, and Qiqige sneered, "Are you so kind?"
If the emperor can't wash himself, he won't wash himself. He wants to slip away and leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible.
He held his forehead and let out a very pretentious ouch, "I drank too much at the banquet, and my head hurts. Empress, my son is too strong to drink, so I have to go back, farewell!"
Before the words of farewell could be said, the emperor had already lifted the curtain and ran away.
Fuquan secretly scolded the emperor for his lack of loyalty. The emperor only drank rose dew at the banquet. He had never heard that drinking sweet water could make him drunk!
He turned his head to look at Qiqige, and tentatively said, "The son also retired?"
Qiqige squinted at him holding a feather duster, "After all, it's Chinese New Year, I can't really let you go empty-handed."
Fuquan was overjoyed, "What does Queen Mother want to give me?"
Qiqige squeezed out a piece of red bean cake from the dim sum plate on the table, she thought about it and broke the red bean cake into two pieces.
"Here, I'll take it for you to soothe your stomach." Qiqige held half of the snack and put it in Fuquan's hand, and stuffed the other half into her mouth.
Qiqige puffed her cheeks and said vaguely: "Aren't your hands empty this time? Hurry up and leave!"
Fuquan: "Thank you!" I felt the deep and strong maternal love.
Fuquan left the palace with half a piece of dim sum in his hands. His Fujin and his son were already waiting in the carriage at the gate of the palace.
Fuquan got into the car with some snacks, and Fujin complained softly: "The banquet in front of us has long since ended. Baotai and I have been waiting for you for a long time, why did you come out? Fortunately, there is a brazier in the car, otherwise we would have frozen into lumps of ice!"
Fuquan said: "The emperor and I will pay our respects to the queen mother."
Fujin didn't think much about it, the emperor and Fuquan had a good relationship, everyone knew about it.
Baotai held out the purse he got and showed it off in front of his father, "The imperial grandmother rewarded her son with several purses today, come and see!"
Fuquan smiled and nodded, "Since it was rewarded by your imperial grandmother, you should keep it well."
Bao Tai said again: "Grandmother is so easy to coax, everyone else is a purse, big brother and they are no exception. Only if I say a few good things, Grandmother will give me a few more purses."
Fuquan is depressed, so the whole world has got good things, am I the only one who doesn't?
With sharp eyes, Fujin asked Fuquan, "Huh? Why did you leave the palace with half a piece of dim sum?"
With bitterness in his heart, Fuquan stuffed the dim sum into his mouth, "This dim sum is unusual, you won't even understand it."
Fujin secretly rolled his eyes, as if no one had eaten dim sum!Who cares to rob you?
She said to the coachman: "Let's go! Go home! Our master didn't have enough to eat in the palace, go back and give him some snacks!"
Fuquan: "..."
The fair trade between Qiqige and the juniors has passed, and the New Year has passed quickly, and the princes and princesses have started to study again.
The little princess born to the noble concubine Niu Hulu has lived for a hundred days, and the child looks white, tender, tender and round, and anyone who sees her will praise Yuxue for being cute.
The little princess is very curious about this world, and she can see for a long time when others shake their fingers in front of her eyes.The small mouth is pouted, the small brows are frowned, and he looks very serious, as if he is studying some important topic.
Just after the [-]th day of the child, Niu Hulu wanted to go back to school to teach.
At first Qiqige didn't agree, but she couldn't stand Niu Hulu's soft-heartedness, so she could only agree.
The little princess is easy to serve, except when hungry and sleepy, the little princess seldom cries.And with the nanny and maids in the palace, Niu Hulu didn't have to do everything by himself.
But the life in the harem is too boring, there is nothing else to do except greet, eat, and sleep every day.During the year of pregnancy and childbirth, Niu Hulu was so depressed that she was about to go crazy. She often dreamed of teaching children, and she woke up laughing while teaching.
Back at the teaching place, Niu Hulu was full of energy and radiant.
Concubine Tong didn't understand, "Why doesn't Sister Guifei take a longer rest? The princesses look cute, and they don't worry about each other. When I was not out of the cabinet, I was scared when I saw my husband. They are good, fighting wits and courage with me all day long."
Niu Hulu smiled and said, "I'm telling you now, you can't understand either. You'll understand after you rest for half a year."
Teaching bear children to read is indeed annoying, but compared with being boring, teaching and educating people is more meaningful.
Concubine Tong really can't understand, she just wants to get pregnant now, so she hasten to take a rest.
Concubine Tong is a strict teacher, and Niu Hulu's family is no different.Both of them are talented women, and they have the same serious personality, which makes them very easy to chat with.
It doesn't matter if they chat well, but it hurts the children in the school.One more teacher means one more homework, and sometimes two teachers have to cooperate.
For example, Concubine Tong taught the children to play a new piece of music, and asked the children to go back and practice fingering.Niu Hulu had already reserved homework, but she heard that the children were going to practice the new song when they went back, so she added a small composition to let the children appreciate the artistic conception of the new song.
The princesses' homework was constantly increasing. The emperor saw that the princesses were working so hard, so he ordered the bachelors who taught the prince to also increase their homework.
This time it's okay, the princes and princesses all have the same fate, they all stay up late every day to do their homework.
In order to get rid of this cruel fate, the eldest princess thought of a way to write homework for her!
While the teacher was away, the eldest princess put on her cloak, shook off the lining of the cloak, and showed everyone the ink on it.
"I can imitate all kinds of handwriting. Everyone can ask me to write homework for me. I can't do anything else. Homework like calligraphy is always possible!"
The second princess first asked the most important question, "How much?"
The eldest princess smiled and said: "We are all classmates, I am here to help everyone, the price is naturally easy to negotiate!"
The third princess said domineeringly: "Brothers settle accounts clearly, big sister doesn't have to be polite with me, I'm rich, you just need to talk about the price! Even if it's expensive, my sister will support you and take care of your business!"
The eldest princess hurriedly said: "It's really not expensive to write homework for you! I've said it all, I'm here to take care of everyone! Sometimes there are more homework, sometimes less, and we charge according to the amount of homework. For example, a large letter of one hundred Money, five hundred dollars for an article, I will ask Companion to sort out the price list and send it to everyone later.”
The two companions of the eldest princess were stunned. So, are they going to follow suit?
Besides, the price is not cheap!When these companions were at home, their monthly allowance was only one tael or two taels, but now that they have entered the palace, they were afraid that they would not have enough money at home, so they only increased to five taels.
The second princess asked a few more questions that she cared about, "What if there are too many people who want to write homework for you? Can you write it?"
The eldest princess spread her hands helplessly, "Of course I can't finish writing. I can only accept reservations every day. The first ten people who come to make reservations can spend money to write for them. Don't worry, everyone, if I don't write my own homework, I will definitely write your homework well." Perfect, you can rest assured!"
The second princess nodded after listening, "Sounds good, then I'll make an appointment today."
The third princess also quickly stated, "I want it too, I want it too!"
The eldest princess asked: "Is there any more?"
As soon as the words fell, everyone scrambled to make a reservation.The princess's two accompanying readers hurriedly wrote and kept accounts.
The eldest princess was wrapped in a cloak and stood beside her complacently.look!She will make money too!
When Niu Hulu came in, she saw the commotion in the room, and she yelled loudly, "Where are the rules? Where have you learned everything!"
Everyone sat down quickly, and Niu Hulu looked at the eldest princess, "Are you sick? Why are you still wearing a cloak when the brazier is so hot?"
The eldest princess sat down quickly, she smiled and lied, "I'm not cold, I'm not hot, I just want to show them my new cloak."
Everyone quickly agreed, for fear that the matter of homework writing for others would be exposed.
Niu Hulu looked at the eldest princess with disapproval, "Eldest princess, although the teachers are not here, you are the oldest here, how can you take the lead in disrupting the order? I will punish you for adding two more big words today, will you accept it?"
The eldest princess nodded with tears in her eyes, "I'm convinced!"
She thought to herself, I hope that the speed at which I can write homework for you can catch up with the speed at which the imperial concubine Er Niang and Tong Er Niang add homework...
Emperor: Brother, brother, there is an easy way to get rich, come and get rich!
Fuquan: My dear brother, my dear brother, here I come!
Then the two of them regarded Qiqige as a fixed-point NPC, and came over and over again to complete the task.
Qiqige: Bah!Two unfilial sons!
Qiqige's movements are fast, and Fuquan's movements are not slow.Except that when the feather duster first came, he didn't react and got hit twice, and then he jumped up and down to avoid it, like a big flea.
If he couldn't beat Fuquan, Qiqige went to beat the emperor.
The emperor has practiced riding and shooting since he was a child, and he is very good at horseback, and his skills on the ground are not bad, and he can run faster than Fuquan.
The three of them fought in the room, Fuquan hid and complained, "The emperor's mother is biased, why does the emperor have good things, but when it's my turn, they are gone."
After hearing this, Qiqige became even angrier, "Get out! Whoever fooled you here, whoever you go to, I have nothing here!"
Fuquan refused to give up, "Emperor Niang, that's not what you said. It's not good to beat children during Chinese New Year. If you beat me up, you should calm down. Now that you have calmed down, should you give me some compensation?"
Whether it's giving things for good words, or giving things as compensation, anyway, Fuquan doesn't want to go home empty-handed after the Chinese New Year.
Qiqige is not used to him!She yelled: "I'll give you a fart!"
Qiqige was puzzled, why did the children change when they grew up, Fuquan was so caring and cute when he was a child!
She is called a fan of the authorities, what evil do the children have?It's not that Qiqi's motto is to teach by example, so that all of them are "Qihua"!
The emperor is the most cunning, he hides behind his brother, trying to reduce his sense of presence, lest Qiqige's anger burns on him, but how could Qiqige forget him?
"You brat!" Qiqige asked him, "You push your brother to please me, do you want to wait for him to get something good, and you get a kickback from it?"
Emperor: There is such a way to make money?
Fuquan: There is such a way to make money?
Fuquan looked at the emperor sadly, as if asking him why.
The emperor felt that even if he jumped into the Yellow River, he would not be able to clean himself up, "I'm not! I didn't! I just gave my second brother an idea!"
Fuquan and Qiqige made it clear that they didn't believe it, and Qiqige sneered, "Are you so kind?"
If the emperor can't wash himself, he won't wash himself. He wants to slip away and leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible.
He held his forehead and let out a very pretentious ouch, "I drank too much at the banquet, and my head hurts. Empress, my son is too strong to drink, so I have to go back, farewell!"
Before the words of farewell could be said, the emperor had already lifted the curtain and ran away.
Fuquan secretly scolded the emperor for his lack of loyalty. The emperor only drank rose dew at the banquet. He had never heard that drinking sweet water could make him drunk!
He turned his head to look at Qiqige, and tentatively said, "The son also retired?"
Qiqige squinted at him holding a feather duster, "After all, it's Chinese New Year, I can't really let you go empty-handed."
Fuquan was overjoyed, "What does Queen Mother want to give me?"
Qiqige squeezed out a piece of red bean cake from the dim sum plate on the table, she thought about it and broke the red bean cake into two pieces.
"Here, I'll take it for you to soothe your stomach." Qiqige held half of the snack and put it in Fuquan's hand, and stuffed the other half into her mouth.
Qiqige puffed her cheeks and said vaguely: "Aren't your hands empty this time? Hurry up and leave!"
Fuquan: "Thank you!" I felt the deep and strong maternal love.
Fuquan left the palace with half a piece of dim sum in his hands. His Fujin and his son were already waiting in the carriage at the gate of the palace.
Fuquan got into the car with some snacks, and Fujin complained softly: "The banquet in front of us has long since ended. Baotai and I have been waiting for you for a long time, why did you come out? Fortunately, there is a brazier in the car, otherwise we would have frozen into lumps of ice!"
Fuquan said: "The emperor and I will pay our respects to the queen mother."
Fujin didn't think much about it, the emperor and Fuquan had a good relationship, everyone knew about it.
Baotai held out the purse he got and showed it off in front of his father, "The imperial grandmother rewarded her son with several purses today, come and see!"
Fuquan smiled and nodded, "Since it was rewarded by your imperial grandmother, you should keep it well."
Bao Tai said again: "Grandmother is so easy to coax, everyone else is a purse, big brother and they are no exception. Only if I say a few good things, Grandmother will give me a few more purses."
Fuquan is depressed, so the whole world has got good things, am I the only one who doesn't?
With sharp eyes, Fujin asked Fuquan, "Huh? Why did you leave the palace with half a piece of dim sum?"
With bitterness in his heart, Fuquan stuffed the dim sum into his mouth, "This dim sum is unusual, you won't even understand it."
Fujin secretly rolled his eyes, as if no one had eaten dim sum!Who cares to rob you?
She said to the coachman: "Let's go! Go home! Our master didn't have enough to eat in the palace, go back and give him some snacks!"
Fuquan: "..."
The fair trade between Qiqige and the juniors has passed, and the New Year has passed quickly, and the princes and princesses have started to study again.
The little princess born to the noble concubine Niu Hulu has lived for a hundred days, and the child looks white, tender, tender and round, and anyone who sees her will praise Yuxue for being cute.
The little princess is very curious about this world, and she can see for a long time when others shake their fingers in front of her eyes.The small mouth is pouted, the small brows are frowned, and he looks very serious, as if he is studying some important topic.
Just after the [-]th day of the child, Niu Hulu wanted to go back to school to teach.
At first Qiqige didn't agree, but she couldn't stand Niu Hulu's soft-heartedness, so she could only agree.
The little princess is easy to serve, except when hungry and sleepy, the little princess seldom cries.And with the nanny and maids in the palace, Niu Hulu didn't have to do everything by himself.
But the life in the harem is too boring, there is nothing else to do except greet, eat, and sleep every day.During the year of pregnancy and childbirth, Niu Hulu was so depressed that she was about to go crazy. She often dreamed of teaching children, and she woke up laughing while teaching.
Back at the teaching place, Niu Hulu was full of energy and radiant.
Concubine Tong didn't understand, "Why doesn't Sister Guifei take a longer rest? The princesses look cute, and they don't worry about each other. When I was not out of the cabinet, I was scared when I saw my husband. They are good, fighting wits and courage with me all day long."
Niu Hulu smiled and said, "I'm telling you now, you can't understand either. You'll understand after you rest for half a year."
Teaching bear children to read is indeed annoying, but compared with being boring, teaching and educating people is more meaningful.
Concubine Tong really can't understand, she just wants to get pregnant now, so she hasten to take a rest.
Concubine Tong is a strict teacher, and Niu Hulu's family is no different.Both of them are talented women, and they have the same serious personality, which makes them very easy to chat with.
It doesn't matter if they chat well, but it hurts the children in the school.One more teacher means one more homework, and sometimes two teachers have to cooperate.
For example, Concubine Tong taught the children to play a new piece of music, and asked the children to go back and practice fingering.Niu Hulu had already reserved homework, but she heard that the children were going to practice the new song when they went back, so she added a small composition to let the children appreciate the artistic conception of the new song.
The princesses' homework was constantly increasing. The emperor saw that the princesses were working so hard, so he ordered the bachelors who taught the prince to also increase their homework.
This time it's okay, the princes and princesses all have the same fate, they all stay up late every day to do their homework.
In order to get rid of this cruel fate, the eldest princess thought of a way to write homework for her!
While the teacher was away, the eldest princess put on her cloak, shook off the lining of the cloak, and showed everyone the ink on it.
"I can imitate all kinds of handwriting. Everyone can ask me to write homework for me. I can't do anything else. Homework like calligraphy is always possible!"
The second princess first asked the most important question, "How much?"
The eldest princess smiled and said: "We are all classmates, I am here to help everyone, the price is naturally easy to negotiate!"
The third princess said domineeringly: "Brothers settle accounts clearly, big sister doesn't have to be polite with me, I'm rich, you just need to talk about the price! Even if it's expensive, my sister will support you and take care of your business!"
The eldest princess hurriedly said: "It's really not expensive to write homework for you! I've said it all, I'm here to take care of everyone! Sometimes there are more homework, sometimes less, and we charge according to the amount of homework. For example, a large letter of one hundred Money, five hundred dollars for an article, I will ask Companion to sort out the price list and send it to everyone later.”
The two companions of the eldest princess were stunned. So, are they going to follow suit?
Besides, the price is not cheap!When these companions were at home, their monthly allowance was only one tael or two taels, but now that they have entered the palace, they were afraid that they would not have enough money at home, so they only increased to five taels.
The second princess asked a few more questions that she cared about, "What if there are too many people who want to write homework for you? Can you write it?"
The eldest princess spread her hands helplessly, "Of course I can't finish writing. I can only accept reservations every day. The first ten people who come to make reservations can spend money to write for them. Don't worry, everyone, if I don't write my own homework, I will definitely write your homework well." Perfect, you can rest assured!"
The second princess nodded after listening, "Sounds good, then I'll make an appointment today."
The third princess also quickly stated, "I want it too, I want it too!"
The eldest princess asked: "Is there any more?"
As soon as the words fell, everyone scrambled to make a reservation.The princess's two accompanying readers hurriedly wrote and kept accounts.
The eldest princess was wrapped in a cloak and stood beside her complacently.look!She will make money too!
When Niu Hulu came in, she saw the commotion in the room, and she yelled loudly, "Where are the rules? Where have you learned everything!"
Everyone sat down quickly, and Niu Hulu looked at the eldest princess, "Are you sick? Why are you still wearing a cloak when the brazier is so hot?"
The eldest princess sat down quickly, she smiled and lied, "I'm not cold, I'm not hot, I just want to show them my new cloak."
Everyone quickly agreed, for fear that the matter of homework writing for others would be exposed.
Niu Hulu looked at the eldest princess with disapproval, "Eldest princess, although the teachers are not here, you are the oldest here, how can you take the lead in disrupting the order? I will punish you for adding two more big words today, will you accept it?"
The eldest princess nodded with tears in her eyes, "I'm convinced!"
She thought to herself, I hope that the speed at which I can write homework for you can catch up with the speed at which the imperial concubine Er Niang and Tong Er Niang add homework...
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