[Tutorial] Shark and Rose

When the extensive chaos calmed down a little bit and finally they could talk normally, the people who were divided into two factions found that something was wrong, um, it seemed that something was wrong——

Bai Lan looked at those idiots mockingly, hugged the Squalo boy in his arms, and kissed and kissed the black and blue marks on the boy's face with affection.Irie Zhengyi, who was behind him, saw the stupid look of his leader with a horrible expression on his face: If... the bastard Wang Lan would become like this idiot when he likes someone... Then the person he likes now is not himself, it seems a bit inexplicable Fortunately, eh?It's really like that...it's so stupid!

Being held in the arms of a stranger who has only met twice (Bai Lan: I am a stranger? QAQ) is so frivolous and still has enough energy (well boy, you really have too much energy...) Of course, the Squalo boy is not willing to sit and wait for death.It's just that Bai Lan's vigilance is still running at high speed at this moment, so he easily catches the elbow that Squalo boy sneaked from under his ribs.The white-haired man smiled, clasped both wrists of the boy with one hand, and pressed them behind him. "What a cute and enthusiastic little shark—"

Squalo boy: "..." You are the cutest and your whole family is cute!You are the one who is enthusiastic and your whole family is enthusiastic!

Known to be deeply rooted in the hearts of the people and meticulous, Mr. Bailan lived up to everyone's expectations and understood the inner complaints of the silver-haired boy in seconds: "My Spelby, do you think I am also cute and enthusiastic? Of course, if I am not cute and enthusiastic, how can I be cute and enthusiastic?" How about you, enthusiastic? Oh, your heartfelt compliments make me so happy!"

Siberby: "..." Dear, if you are sick, you have to wait for treatment!

Bai Lan selectively ignored the expression of "You think too much!" on the face of the boy in his arms, because at the moment Masaichi Irie was poking his back frantically, when Bai Lan looked up, he found Xanxus, Dino, Takeshi Yamamoto, and even grown-ups on the opposite side. Squalo was staring at him viciously.

Or... staring at him.

The white-haired man smiled playfully, and the purple inverted triangle crown imprint on his face was twisted like two horns of a devil.He was not busy communicating with those vicious guys, but instead lowered his head and whispered in the ear of the boy in his arms: "Young man, to be honest, are you a narcissist?"

The angry boy Squalo was stunned for a moment, forgetting that he wanted to chop up this guy and feed it to the dog just now, "What, what? I'm so narcissistic! Don't slander me!"

"Speak softly, boy, aren't you narcissistic? Actually, I don't think so, otherwise you said, why is your 'self' on the opposite side, of course, your older 'self' will use exactly the same as your suitors Staring at you?" The white-haired man raised the boy's chin with his other free hand, and turned his face slightly to the direction where the adult Squalo was.

The two parties were not far apart, and the distance between them was enough for the frightened young Squalo to see clearly the expressions of each of his "suiters" on the opposite side.The bastard Boss, Vaulting Horse, and Ah Wu are fine, after all, the three of them have confessed their love to him in person—although they did not accept it...

As for that "self"... the young Squalo in the fugue couldn't help thinking of a memory that he had forgotten for a long time, or that he thought he had forgotten——

"It's really distressing, my little baby is so gifted, and soon I will have nothing to teach you, my god, what should I do, my little baby is going to leave me, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo away-” that often Sitting under the shade of a tree, the slovenly, untidy man who didn't tidy him up himself stared at him with worried eyes that made the hairs on his back stand up, and sighed artificially.

"How many times do I have to say it's Siberby! Not baby! Bastard Dole, have you ever failed your Mandarin!" Squalo boy still remembers that he was only about xx years old at that time, and he had already followed the bastard Sword Emperor In the past two years, the relationship between the two has become very familiar. "What are you worrying about? After emptying you out, I won't abandon you. I will give you peace of mind for the elderly!"

"I'm so happy and distressed. My little baby knows that he will take care of me in the future at such a young age..." The man smiled happily at that time, but he still used the kind of expression that made the hairs on his back stand up inexplicably. Staring at him with worried eyes, "But the little baby will always grow up, and will become stronger and stronger... At that time, there will definitely be many people chasing my little baby, but I am too old to even hold a sword Don't move, I don't even have the strength to drive those wild bees and butterflies away from the baby, my God, even thinking about it is so painful..."

Seeing the bastard pretending to be crying again, the little Yinjiao who was practicing sword frantically threw down the sword and came over, "Crying, crying! Why are you crying again! What's the point of crying! What about your 'tears'?" That's so strange! And you really squeezed out a tear for me to see—" The boy with the braids was taken aback, looking at the bearded man in his hand who had finally pulled his head out from the man's chest His face, and the never-before-seen tears in those sky-blue eyes that always made him feel warm, panicked all of a sudden, and quickly wiped his tears with his already callused palms. "Bastard Dole, why are you as fragile as a girl! You cry at every turn! You, you, you... stop crying, stop crying... I'm just talking casually, and you can call me baby if you want , you can do whatever you want, I will definitely keep you in the future, there is no such thing as mad bees and butterflies, just the two of us, okay? Even if there is, I will deal with it myself, don’t cry, be good..."

The little boy wiped away the tears that the handsome uncle was shedding, feeling so helpless that he was exhausted physically and mentally. He didn't know what he just said to make this girlish bastard Sword Emperor cry like this, and he needed a real child like himself to comfort him.

Crying to the point of sadness, the crying messed up Sword Emperor rolled up the child who wiped his tears, rubbed it into his arms and held it tightly. "Hey, my little baby still needs to find a companion, I, a bad old man, can't delay you for the rest of your life, little baby has never told me what kind of companion I like..."

The boy who was rubbed in the wet arms took Duer's words seriously and calculated silently: "You should be younger than me, your talent for swordsmanship should not be worse than mine, your hobbies and living habits should be similar to mine, and you should not be as tall as me." I’m too short, it’s best to have silver hair and golden eyes, someone like me is fine—of course, if you don’t like it, I’ll just have you too.”

Now that I think about it, the bastard Dole forgot to cry after listening to it, and asked in surprise, "...Little baby, why didn't I know when you became so narcissistic?"

And then... Within two years, the bastard Dole kidnapped himself who had officially entered puberty in the name of teaching...

Cough cough, that's another story.

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