[Tutorial] Shark and Rose

At this time, it is still the second day after the battle for the Ring of Rain, where is Squalo's double-edged sword?Which infatuated person found it and took it away?

- Doubtful.

The black-haired boy with his hands in his trouser pockets, wearing the old school uniform of Bingsheng Middle School, and the armband of the Disciplinary Committee on his sleeves was strolling on the road. He just turned the corner when he heard some unusual movements, and his eyes froze. , a duckweed crutch appeared beside him.

Tsk, herbivores are actually gathering and killing—hey, the sushi restaurant at the baseball kid’s house—tsk, crowding is unforgivable—

Hibari Kyouya took a look at the cloth welcome curtain that couldn't be kicked open, frowned subtly because he couldn't make a smooth and handsome appearance, raised his hand and opened the curtain with a duckweed crutch, and walked in.

A bunch of herbivores are actually surrounding a girl—wait a minute, the girl's feet in thick stockings are arrogantly stepping on the back of a middle-aged herbivore—

The black-haired boy narrowed his eyes in interest. It seemed that this woman might be a carnivore, but he still wanted to kill her——

Hearing the sound of the wind coming from behind her ears, the "girl" with her silver hair tied up high and dressed in a maid's attire quickly turned around to avoid it, and pulled out a Japanese sword out of nowhere: "There is a little devil sneaking up from behind without the courage— —Shark Shock!—”

It was almost just a face-to-face meeting, and Hibari Kyouya, who hadn't had time to see the opponent's face clearly, was swept up by the huge water and rushed out of the door-"--I lost! Unforgivable!"

The diners who were still shouting in the restaurant fell silent for a moment, and after a while, someone realized that the mighty bully Hibari Kyoya was defeated by an unknown girl from Yamamoto Sushi Restaurant.

You will be defeated at the first sight!

"Cloud, Chairman Skylark—"

"He actually defeated Chairman Hibari—"

"Run away—"

Um?want to run?The "girl" who was looking at the whereabouts of the black-haired brat who was attacking from behind at the door turned around with a cold look in her eyes: "Want to repudiate? Shachong—"

"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Xiaosha, this can't work, the people here are customers!" Uncle Ryo Yamamoto, who asked Squalo to look at the store for a while because of his physical needs, hurried down when he heard the unusual movement downstairs, "Don't be rude to customers!"

Disappointed to take back Shi Yu, at this moment, the boy Squalo is still sitting with split legs that is completely inconsistent with the movements that a maid should have at this time, and he is guarding the door with a golden sword: "A bad guest is not a good guest. Go pay the bill!"

The panic-stricken guests rushed to Uncle Yamamoto behind the counter to pay their bills, and tiptoed out along the corner with the bills.

"Xiaomao, what should I do, the guests are scared away, what should I do if they don't dare to come next time, we're going to drink the northwest wind..." Uncle Yamamoto propped his elbows on the counter, sad He waved a small handkerchief and began to wipe away tears.

"Uncle wipes his sword." Squalo youth carelessly threw Shi Yujin on the counter, "What are you afraid of? If there are no customers, just go to the street and grab a few."

The uncle silently swallowed back the words that this is a Japanese sword, and became even more sad.Wu, when are you coming back?Come back and take care of your wife. "Wait, blah, blah, blah!" Uncle Ryo Yamamoto finally saw the young man Squalo's attire at this time, and was deeply shocked: "Wait! You are actually wearing a maid outfit! How could you Wearing a maid outfit?!"

"...Maid's outfit?" Squalo boy -- "girl" repeated this unfamiliar word blankly, and asked suspiciously: "Is it the clothes I wear? Isn't it the work clothes in the shop? Idiot Ah Wu gave it to me."

Ah Wu!Well done son!I gave 32 likes to my son who was in class (as for Chairman Skylark who just appeared in the store, haha, how can such a great figure as the chairman need to attend class!) Liked [-] times, and the otaku uncle secretly wiped his saliva on his face He laughed smirkingly, "Yes, yes, that's right, thankfully Ah Wu remembered haha, yes, that's right, these are the work clothes in our store! Special! Regular work clothes!" Go buy a few more sets for Xiaosha to wear!

Glancing at the strange uncle, the "girl" still started cleaning seriously. After all, Squalo is always very strict with himself when it comes to work. "After all, I live in my uncle's house and have no income, so I can only pay for it with labor."

"How can you say that, Xiaomao is Wu's fiancé—er, fiance, it's only natural to live in our house!" Uncle Yamamoto came over with a bucket and scrubbed the wooden table with him.

When the topic of unmarried couples was brought up, the "girl" Squalo froze, her eyes dimmed. "This is what I should do. Although it is the bastard Doer who made the claim, but what he promised, I will definitely do it."

------Here is the dividing line where Skylark boy was taken by the current to the street to experience a wave of water surfing for free.

The black-haired boy wiped his water-stained face, cursed in a low voice, and didn't plan to rush back to challenge again, humiliating once is enough, he's going to find Dino for special training!Special training is necessary!Beat that girl!Although that girl looks a little unexpectedly familiar... (The chairman of the prosopagnosia can't afford to hurt...)

Dino was invited to Hibari House at this time, but Hibari Kyouya was still on the way, so he signaled Romario to find the spare key Hibari gave him and opened the door.

The blond-haired Gabriel leader with a sleepy expression tightly held a sword in his arms, and he would not let it go wherever he went.Romario followed behind his boss helplessly, and sighed quietly.

Finally let the Boss believe that Captain Squalo is still alive, but holding his sword all day to see things and think about people is not a solution. Let the people under him work harder and find Captain Squalo as soon as possible.However, Boss hasn't found out where the problem is between them?Speaking of this, Boss, did you really not notice that Hibari Kyouya's unusual feelings for him?Captain Squalo, I'm afraid he discovered it when he came to Japan, so he has been avoiding it since then...

"It's so hot! It was defeated by an unknown girl!" Kyouya Hibari was taken aback when he saw someone when he entered the door, but he immediately came back to his senses and planned to take a shower to tidy himself up.

"How did this happen? I told you to be modest, capable people are everywhere, and you will meet them if you are not careful." Dino looked at Hibari Kyouya who was drenched in surprise, and got up to ask.

"It should be new to Bingsheng, I have never seen it before. And she is using a move that has never been seen before. When she swings the knife, there will be a lot of water, and the flow rate is unreasonably fast! Of course, when using moves Water is out of the ordinary—"

"Water? Have you heard the name of that move?!" Dino was taken aback, almost dropped the sword in his hand, and asked eagerly.

The black-haired boy was also taken aback, and took the towel handed over by Romario, "Do you know that woman?" He thought about it again, and said a title with uncertainty, "It seems to be... Shock."

The author has something to say: It’s a bit late today, because I fell asleep at night and QAQ started coding as soon as I woke up, so tomorrow will be earlier!

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☆, 520 special episode!

After Nurse A sent this young woman with long silver hair who was tightly wrapped up in summer (really...?) into the B-ultrasound examination room, she was very excited to talk to her friends as soon as she came out. Start eight-one-eight. "There is still such a beautiful and young beauty who is willing to have a child right now!"

Little friend B nuzzled and motioned everyone to look at a blond man walking around looking anxious outside the examination room, "Is this her husband?"

The rest of the people reconsidered one after another, praising the beauty of the blond man—handsome.But Nurse A was stunned for a moment, and said suspiciously: "But it was a black-haired gentleman who opened the door for us? He also followed in."

The little friends were quiet for a second, and the scenes like "the rich family's love for the blond patriarch will eventually have a son, and the father of the child is the old king next door"...

"Cough." Little friend B coughed, pulling everyone's thoughts back to the normal track. "That is to say, it wasn't this blond man who accompanied that young woman to the pregnancy test? Then how did he come here?"

"Well, I don't know how he got here. The patient came with another black-haired young man. He looked a little less imposing than this one, but he was also a gentle young man. To that The young woman is also well cared for." Nurse A recalled. "Because her pregnancy reaction is still quite severe, and she always wants to vomit."

"Then that young woman came to the hospital for an examination, what was written in the medical record?" friend C asked enthusiastically.

The corner of the nurse's mouth twitched, and she said silently, "Bloating."

-----B Ultrasound Laboratory

At this time, Squalo, who had been admitted to the hospital because of flatulence and indigestion (...really), was lying on the examination table, still unable to stop the physiological reaction of wanting to vomit, retching very uncomfortable.

Takeshi Yamamoto next to him comforted him anxiously and softly, while waiting for the doctor to read the medical records and start a diagnosis, but when his eyes fell on the gender he filled in for Squalo on the medical records, he felt a little guilty and turned away quietly. head.If I let my daughter-in-law know what I did, I will definitely die in an ugly way!No, if Spelby really finds out, those guys won't be able to escape!Since it is something everyone does together, the responsibility must also be shared by everyone!

The doctor put down the medical records, went to the examination table to take out the B-ultrasound coupling agent, put on gloves and prepared to lift up the patient's clothes——

"What are you doing!" Takeshi Yamamoto was stunned, and quickly reacted to block Squalo, who closed his eyes slightly, staring at the doctor hostilely.

The male doctor who was over fifty years old twitched his mouth, and calmly waved away the black-haired young man, "Apply couplant, how can you do B-ultrasound without applying it? Get out of the way, don't hinder the practice of medicine."

The boy Yamamoto struggled for a long time, but he was still unwilling to let others touch his wife, so he stood firmly in front of Squalo, "I'll paint it, you teach me."

The doctor was speechless, this possessiveness... I can't see it being so strong ==.However, in order to avoid doctor-patient disputes, the doctor taught him.In this way, after some operations, the doctor put the B-ultrasound instrument firmly behind the patient's abdomen and told them that the result would be known in a few minutes.

Squalo, who had just sat up, had a nausea, and before he had time to pull up his clothes, he staggered to the bathroom.Takeshi Yamamoto saw that he didn't even pull up his clothes, and forgot to stay here to wait for the result, so he hurried up. "Spelby? How are you, daughter-in-law?"

Indifferently glanced at the two people who were leaving in a hurry, the doctor adjusted his gold-rimmed glasses, and complained to the nurse A who had just entered the door: "Young people nowadays are still wary of doctors! I am an excellent doctor with good medical ethics ! And I'm already so old, I don't have enough energy to kill?"

Nurse A has long understood the unrecognizable cheerfulness behind this serious-looking doctor, so she calmly took the B-ultrasound image just spit out by the printer and glanced casually: "Three months? Then I Have you talked to the patient?"

"Go." The doctor sat down and took a sip of tea, then waved the lid of the cup.

"Your wife is pregnant, congratulations—huh, you?" The nurse pushed open the door, and the smile that had just hung on her face suddenly fell off when she saw the people in front of her: "Here, who is this?" The patient's family?"

The blond man who was guarding the door just now: "It's me!"

Another black-haired man with a scar on his face appeared out of nowhere: "Master Ben."

The black-haired young man who just ran over in a hurry: "It's obviously me!"

Nurse A was just about to speak, when a frivolous white-haired man wandered in from outside the door: "How can I be missing from the excitement——wait, why are you here to join in the fun!"

Seeing that the four of them were about to fight, the nurse felt that the young woman who hadn't appeared yet was really capable of making these outstanding men with different styles but undoubtedly beautiful men be jealous of her...but We can't go on like this, or they will have to fight.She thought for a while, and raised the A4 printed report in her hand, which attracted everyone's attention: "It doesn't matter which of you are family members, maybe you are all family members... The patient's B-ultrasound test report, you still have it." Do you want to listen?"

Seeing that these four people stopped their movements at the same time, and stared at her intently—the report in her hand, the nurse cleared her throat subconsciously: "Well, the B-ultrasound results show that your lady is three-thirds pregnant. It's a month and a half, it's good, it's still stable, look, this is the position of the fetus, it's just a vague shadow now, and it will swell up like a balloon in a few weeks. Let me just say, the morning sickness is so severe , there is still some flatulence written in the medical record—wait?! What is the situation! This shadow...how could there be a shadow under the uterus? The only thing that can appear this shadow is...could it be the prostate gland?! Doctor! !! Something happened!"

The doctor opened the door and looked suspiciously at the crowd around the door: "What's wrong? Didn't you say it's been three and a half months? The fetal position is quite accurate."

The nurse looked flustered. If this is not handled properly, it will be a medical malpractice! "Doctor! Look! This is obviously a prostate! When I was in school, I got A's in every subject, so it's impossible to admit a mistake!"

"...Although I used to get A's in every subject, it's true that it's a prostate...Could it be that the patient is a man?" The doctor and nurse looked at each other, and subconsciously looked at these ferocious men. "What's going on? These family members took it for granted when they heard that the patient had a prostate gland?"

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☆, 521 special episode!

Dino Gabrione folded his hands in front of his chest, his eyes drifted to an unknown place in the distance, and the corners of his mouth had formed a terrifying arc. "Spelby...has a baby...I...become a father...Spelby and I...child...soft silver hair...pink skin...hehe Hehe...(*﹃*)~"

"(￣_,￣) There is no doubt that the child belongs to my uncle." Xanxus was as calm as ever, but from the frequency of the scar shaking on his face and the straight eyes, he could still see the agitation in his heart.

"Bang—bang—bang—bang—the young man Yamamoto didn't speak, he just clenched his fists and hammered the wall restraintly, but he hammered and hammered, he changed his weapon—the head hammer {{{(>_<) }}}.

The nurse and the doctor looked past the three men and turned to the fourth white-haired man who seemed calm but was actually full of anti-social remarks. "The world—all will belong to my children, hahaha! My children, my children, my children (≧▽≦)/"

What kind of people are these...

"That patient is here!" The nurse saw the patient with long silver hair of unknown gender walking over slowly. "This, this, congratulations! You are already three and a half months pregnant!" She was nervous and hurriedly bowed to Squalo.

When Squalo, who had just walked in, heard the nurse's words, his face went blank for a moment, and he felt bad.When he came back to his senses, he quickly reached out and snatched the report from the doctor's hand.Although it was the first time to read this kind of inspection report, Dr. Squalo discovered the abnormality in the report earlier than Dr. It seemed that the inspection images of the two inspectors overlapped.

But... the silver-haired swordsman looked up and glanced at the four men with different expressions, but each of them had an idiot on his face, and he smiled angrily at the four men who were drooling and wagging their tails: "I am just flatulent." ! You bastards with grass growing on their heads! Or did you do something sneaky—Sakura Shock!”

Ignoring the chaotic scene in front of him, the doctor lightly punched his right fist: "Ah! By the way, it was because I forgot to clear the examination images of the previous user in the machine, and now the B-ultrasound images of the two patients overlap! This gentleman is indeed With a prostate! And not pregnant!"

Bai Lan, who was running away with her head in her arms, shouted from a distance: "Impossible! Spana and Zhengyi clearly told me that this is a newly developed male and female drug ten years later—"

"Bastard! Profound Truth Shark Stretch—!"

Two or three things about Yamamoto's bride (also known as Yamamoto's boy's daydream series) [-]. The "pregnant" bride-Part [-] (version B: ten years ago)

In the early morning, the silver-haired boy who just woke up opened his misty eyes and complained in a soft voice that he didn't want to get up: "Awu, I seem to be a little uncomfortable."

"Huh? What's wrong with my daughter-in-law? Where is it uncomfortable? Here? Here?" The Yamamoto boy who opened his mouth and yawned was shocked, his mouth was almost dislocated, and he quickly and gently pressed some parts of the person in his arms to confirm where he was uncomfortable. .

"Well, here, my stomach hurts..." Yinxia frowned sadly, covered her mouth suddenly, pushed away the boy Yamamoto's embrace, got up and rushed to the bathroom with a grunt.

"Why, why are you still vomiting? Is my wife okay?" The Yamamoto boy who hurriedly got up was locked behind the door, and could only circle around the bathroom anxiously. "Otherwise, daughter-in-law, wait a while, I'll go to the old man to get the medicine, let's eat first!"

Hearing a weak reply from inside, he began to retch again, and the boy Yamamoto ran out of the room before he could put on his socks, looking for his father who should be resting in the master bedroom at the moment.

"Huh? Nausea and retching when I got up early? Stomach still not feeling well? Son, did you try too hard to get Xiaosake pregnant!" Uncle Yamamoto Ryo joked, but he put on his coat nimbly, He went to the living room and took out the first aid kit and took it to Yamamoto boy's bedroom.

"Dad! I'm only 15 years old!" The boy Yamamoto blushed, glared angrily at his bad-behavior father, and urged him to leave quickly.

"Oh, that's not your seed~ Oh, my poor child was cuckolded before she got married! Ah, it's nice to be young, and you still have the chance to make mistakes. When you reach your father's age, If you want to make a mistake, you have no chance and no partner~" Uncle Yamamoto Ryo couldn't help but joked again when he saw his child's tender skin turn red when he just said it.

"Oh, dad! What a nuisance! Oh, daughter-in-law, have you come out? Are you feeling better now?" After entering his room, ignoring his stinky dad, the boy Yamamoto hurried to the weak room where he was sitting against the wall. Squalo's side.

The silver-haired boy shook his head gently, and greeted Uncle Ryo Yamamoto politely. "Uncle, good morning."

"Good morning, son, how are you feeling now? What's wrong with your stomach?" Uncle Yamamoto had learned some basic medical knowledge in his early years, and he could barely cope with some common diseases. He knelt down beside the boy, looked at his face, and cared asked.

"Now, I feel my stomach is bloated, and I feel a little fussy, and I feel like vomiting—" Before he finished speaking, the boy rushed into the bathroom with his mouth covered.

Ryo Yamamoto was taken aback, and mechanically turned to his worrying son: "What should I do, young man, Xiaoyu's situation really seems to be pregnant! You are going to be a father! But you said that you did not exceed the rules of self-denial and etiquette-this It's not your own!"

The black-haired boy was stunned, "How is it possible, the wife is a boy! Besides, he has lost his memory now, so he can't make him pay for his previous behavior! If he is really pregnant, the child must be mine! "

------The dividing line.

"It's here?" Xanxus was hesitant compared to the address given by Sawada Tsunayoshi in his hand.After struggling for a while, he still supported the wall with one hand and turned into the yard. (…)

When he relied on his super intuition (...is it really good to use it like this, will the super intuition that is always used to find Squalo really not cry, or is it already crying with blood on his face but As soon as you see Squalo, you will automatically block the characteristics of everything around you, so you ignore it!) When you walked to a bedroom, you just heard the last sentence of the person in the room: "...I I think it's better to send Xiaoyu to the hospital for a look, because I always think he is pregnant."

"Crack——" Xanxus was taken aback, subconsciously crushed the doorknob in his hand, and pushed the door open.He strode into the room, ignored the two Japanese, and stared straight at the silver-haired boy who opened the bathroom door at the same time: "Same..."

"Xanxus?!"

Don't get me wrong, it wasn't Squalo (in amnesia) who yelled, but the boy Yamamoto who jumped up from the wooden floor.With a puzzled look on his face, he looked curiously at the sudden appearance of the black-haired man with scars on his face, Squalo, who was closely behind each other, and asked hostilely: "What are you doing here!"

Xanxus raised his eyebrows, and didn't pay attention to the boy. He walked straight over and stretched out a hand to the strange boy-looking Squalo behind the Japanese boy: "Stupid, the way home is easy!" Is it coming?"

The author has something to say: The next episode will be aired on Children's Day!

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