Supernatural powers are intellectual and handicapped, how do I survive

Once life becomes regular and fulfilling, people often do not perceive the passage of time.Day and night are constantly alternating, day after day, changing from noise to silence, just like this, even Shuji Tsushima is the same.

As the mascot black cat of the Armed Detective Agency, he has witnessed the changes of the Detective Agency in a short period of time.

The new employee who is also a feline animal has spent a period of seemingly ordinary daily life.After that, the conflict with the port mafia intensified, and Osamu Dazai, who had defected for four years, met with his former subordinates again, which triggered a series of questions about the 70 billion reward offered by the little tiger.

The superficial confrontation between the two supernatural organizations in Yokohama was followed by the visit of the North American supernatural organization combination, and the white whale fell from the sky.The new double blacks have also changed from being hostile to each other at the beginning, to a situation where they can cooperate against the enemy under certain conditions.

Everything was supposed to be as arranged in Osamu Dazai's plan to cultivate a new powerful force to prepare for the future confrontation with the Majin.It's just that because of the interference of an unscrupulous director named Pandora's Actor, the trend of the incident has gradually become subtle.

Osamu Dazai can completely conclude that he was put on a blind date.

The object of the blind date is that demon.

It seems that because of the first day of contact, I failed to satisfy my future self.Not long after that, on the day when he was taken away voluntarily and returned from the port mafia inner file to skip work, the man in the dark yellow military uniform appeared before him again.

Obviously, they usually get along with each other in the posture of a black cat, but the other party deliberately changed back to human form.Osamu Dazai's intuition told himself that there must be nothing good.

that's the truth.

The man dressed as Pandora laughed and took out the ten-pound rat from the pocket of his military coat.Afterwards, one person and one mouse were forced into a certain supernatural space that could not even be disqualified from the human world, blocking their way out by normal means.

It is very simple to leave this space, you only need to cooperate to clear two games.

One is a puzzle-solving exploration game called "Humanity Falls Flat". The clearance requirements set by Pandora require two players to play at the same time until all levels are completed at the end.

The other is a kitchen simulation game called "Outcooked Kitchen 2", which requires two people to clear all the levels.However, in terms of customs clearance requirements, the other party deliberately crossed out the word "nonsense" on the title with a marker and changed it to "Break Up Kitchen". From the handwriting, it can be seen that he is too gloating.

When he saw the two keyboards in front of him, Osamu Dazai felt bad.

Leaving aside what happened to me, another creature that was imprisoned was a mouse that struggled to type.Not to mention running the game smoothly, whether its small claws can control the mouse is a problem.

Pandora's Actor did say before leaving that a kiss of true love is all it takes to lift the curse on the mouse.

After several failed attempts, the two lumps of Hei Ni, who had been tormented by the cheating game until they lost their temper, had no choice but to lift the curse on the demon in order to leave here as soon as possible.

Not to mention what happened next.

Dazai Osamu, who finally escaped from this space, swept out the Majin wearing the same camel-colored windbreaker with an unkind expression, and got a very complicated stare from the other party.

The young man who wiped his lips viciously sat cross-legged on the bedding, holding back his stomach full of anger.He glanced at the mobile phone that was placed aside, and found that just as the future self said, no matter how long the two of them are trapped in the space, real time will not advance a bit.

The dormitory is still the same, with hundreds of canned crab meat piled up in the cupboards that have not had time to eat.Placed next to the bedding in the center of the tatami mats were empty wine bottles and canned shells that were rickety, which was exactly the same as the scene before he was imprisoned in that pitiful space.

After that, Osamu Dazai's mood was not very good, and after this period of getting along with him, he was extremely bored.As one of his kind, he could fully perceive certain intentions hidden under Fyodor's appearance, and he felt deeply bad about it.

The other party seems to want to realize a long-cherished wish by getting close to him.

On the other side, Fyodor, who had dispelled the supernatural effect through the absurd "True Love Kiss", completely left the sight of the two "books" without any hesitation.

During the period of becoming a mouse, he was forced to listen to the corner of the wall every night because of his oversensitive hearing, and he had already reached the point where he couldn't bear it.He re-customized a set of his own uniforms, replaced the clothes brought in from Dazai Osamu, and then got into the sewer in Yokohama, and continued to run his own dead house rat.

Faced with their disappearance, Pandora's Actor and Mikhail had absolutely no intention of looking for them.It was as if all this had been in their plan and there was no need for too much interference.However, for Fyodor, this disaster that lasted too long finally ushered in a short intermission, allowing him to catch his breath.

After all, that man's behavior was too suffocating.

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[Private chat with "Kindly Russian Rice Ball"]

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: I'm bored.

Well-intentioned Russian Rice Balls: Already made it today, dismissed.

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: Hey... Why are your thoughts so dirty, Fei Jia? I obviously didn't mention that!

Well-meaning Russian rice ball: I know what you want to do, no, dismiss it.

Humanoid self-propelled bandage essence: You didn't leave me a single set!

Humanoid self-propelled bandage essence: That is the fluorescent version that I finally found in this damaged server, you ruined it for me so quickly!

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: [Osamu Dazai's eyes of condemnation.jpg]

Kind Russian rice ball: Xiu Zhi, don't act like I really did something. [Tuo Zong's Gaze.jpg]

Kind Russian rice balls: And who said at the beginning that the layer of latex is not close enough, and after trying them one by one, they still decided not to keep one, and lost all the so many they bought?

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: That's not a reason for you to spoil my new toy! [loud force.jpg]

Well-meaning Russian rice balls: so stupid.

Human-shaped self-propelled bandage spirit: Obviously you can't hold back your face.

Well-meaning Russian rice ball: I admit it, but it's really stupid.

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: Fei Jia, we broke up for 3 minutes.

Well-meaning Russian rice balls: If you mean the break-up of friendship, you mean that in reality, the two of them don’t say a word and look like they are sulking, but they are actually talking happily in the chat interface, then I have no problem.

Kind Russian rice balls: [Calm down and drink tea.jpg]

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: Uh...why are you so cold today.

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: Is it because we have been together for too long and finally got bored? !

Human-shaped self-propelled bandage spirit: I knew, you prefer that young Osamu Dazai!Compared with him, I am someone who can be abandoned at any time!

Well-intentioned Russian Rice Ball: Sentimental... How did you manage to use this word to describe your past self? [Cheek.jpg]

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: That's not important.

Humanoid self-propelled bandage essence: But I really haven't played enough... Isn't it very beautiful, why do you have to break them all in front of me?

Well-meaning Russian rice balls: I've said this many times.

Well-meaning Russian rice balls: too stupid.

Well-meaning Russian rice ball: It’s not good to play with other things, you have to toss that thing. [see through.jpg]

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: So it’s because I’m bored. I haven’t played anything other than that unexpected one.

……

Shuji Tsushima sneezed without warning.

Fog filled the window, and even the stars hanging in the sky lost their way to be observed under the cover of whiteness.Even though it is now the middle of the night, the silence on the street is fundamentally different from normal nights.

The vehicles on the road were crowded together, and there was no one in the cab, but the ear-piercing alarm could hardly penetrate the special noise-reducing glass on the top floor of the high-end apartment.Occasionally, sporadic explosions or uncomfortable tearing sounds could be heard, and soon they completely disappeared.One can't help but wonder whether all this is his own illusion.

Not far away, in the center of the Yokohama Concession, Shizhai stood silently in the cold mist.

The lights in the apartment were not turned on.

Shuji Tsushima withdrew his thoughtful gaze, and left the icy cold glass window, unwilling to give his body temperature to the floor-to-ceiling windows that would only absorb his body temperature.

His eyes fell on Fyodor who was holding a novel in the dark, and he deliberately dragged out his tone, "Don't you feel too boring in your recent life?"

Even if it was a signal to end the Cold War.

"I'm fine." The Russian youth who followed his lover's suggestion and changed into a pair of gold-rimmed glasses replied.

In order to prevent the two of them from being too conspicuous in the mist of Shibusawa Tatsuhiko, they did not turn on any lights to disperse the darkness, but complied with the tranquility, leisurely enjoying the fun in the dark night.

For example, under the eyes of a lover looking at a fool, someone took apart the fluorescent sleeves that were bought not long ago out of curiosity but were completely useless.He worked in the bathroom for a long time, filling the latex sleeves with water and hanging them in the air as useless night lights.

In the end, because this picture was too mentally retarded, Fyodor, who couldn't stand it anymore, used demons to eliminate them all.

The curly-haired young man tilted his head. Seeing that the famous scene he had been waiting for hadn't happened yet, he felt a little impatient and threw himself on the bed.The whole person spread out into a pool, talking to himself in a muffled voice.

"Even the devil has left. Although I can find him anytime...but I still feel a little lonely."

"You just want to play a mouse." Fyodor glanced at him, his tone calm.

"Well, because the hand feels really good." Shuji Tsushima didn't have any intention of denying it. He took a deep breath, rolled slowly on the bed, and murmured with a wrinkled face: "I don't know. It’s been such a long time... I miss the life there a little bit.”

Whether it's the actor career on the Conan server, or Wen Ye's master server's script slaughter that can persecute everyone, it's much more interesting than today's ordinary retirement life.

"Then let's end it quickly. I'm afraid we don't have much time to stay here." The pale-skinned young man stopped turning the pages of the book in his hands, raised his head slightly, and looked out through the clear glass window. look away.

There was a deep roar outside the house, and a red dragon that could not be explained by common sense appeared.It centered on the skeletal village, entrenched in this foggy port city, constantly twisting its own body that is very similar to the body of a snake.

Shuji Tsushima, who finally waited for the long-awaited scene, suddenly jumped up from the bed, walked to the French window in three or two steps, and stared intently at the creature that only existed in legends in the distance.

This can be called the first-class seat for viewing famous scenes.

"What the hell is a dragon?" Thinking about the part of the setting in the original work that didn't have any explanation, the young man who didn't know when he changed into a military uniform blinked. Move a little bit.

This kind of scene, after returning to the main world, I am afraid that there will be no chance to see it.

"Some kind of distortion bred out of unreasonable hopes, and finally a disaster." Fyodor, with a blank face, whispered a setting that was completely incompatible with Bungou Stray Dog's worldview.

Unable to respond to what his lover was saying for a while, Shuji Tsushima's expression was blank for a moment, and soon he found the exact corresponding lines of a certain drama from the depths of the memory palace.

Alright, he knew it was still Madoka Magica.

"Do you think you are Cupid?"

"I don't know, the official setting hasn't been given yet." Fyodor, who was holding the novel, shrugged and didn't mind some details in this regard, "But it can be killed so easily, after all, it's not the original product. .”

Since the self in the original work can say that "the dragon is the original appearance of the origin with supernatural powers", the understanding of the nature of supernatural powers, today's demons are much deeper than them.

But Fyodor, as a director, would not have any extra thoughts about this.

He pondered for a while, and integrated the world view here with one of his favorite anime works, "Anyway, according to the script setting that is about to be shown to the devil, the dragon is more like a collection of negative human emotions. But the original The dragon is the end of many people with supernatural powers who are backlashed by the power they prayed for."

"Wow... so good." Shuji Tsushima's expression was stiff, and he curled his lips.

According to his nonsense, the current dragon is like a monster in Madoka instead of a witch. It exists to spread disaster and cause headaches for countless people.

But put it together with some common sense in this world, there will be logical loopholes all over.

"Will he believe such a thing?" The young man in the dark yellow military uniform had a delicate expression, very worried about this unreliable setting.

Fyodor answered with a shake of his head, a nonchalant attitude.

"Not necessarily, but it will definitely let him experience it personally. What thoughts he will have after that is out of my control."

I don't want to perform some content that is far from my personality, especially the part where the emotional expression is too obvious.During this period of time, they have already thought of an excellent solution and prepared a perfect immersive script for the devil who is about to be persecuted again.

After being the creation of the "book", Fyodor's three views in the past time period may be ruthlessly shattered again.

"Well, how about throwing Osamu Dazai in there too?" Shuji Tsushima put on a smirk, and with the creed of being crazy and troublesome, he added himself in the past time period to the persecution list.

The Russian youth acquiesced: "It will definitely make you happy."

Accompanied by bursts of violent roars from outside the house, a certain bandage that got its wish spun around in circles happily.He seemed to have thought of something suddenly, paused his actions, and made a sound in doubt.

"Speaking of which, Sakurai Takahiro in this time period...ah no, the reason why Francis survived successfully is entirely because his ability is now completely powerless even if it is separated."

In the third season of the original animation, Francis, the leader of the group who fell from the sky, became a homeless beggar on Raibo Street.Before that, apparently he also experienced the mist of Shibusawa Ryuhiko in the theatrical version and survived successfully.

Probably because of the alien ability of the host, he also didn't even have a penny on him, so he couldn't play any role at all.

"Although he doesn't want to live at all now, but in the face of supernatural powers that don't increase at all, it's not a problem to wait until the end of the incident." Facing the topic of his lover being too jumpy, Fyodor nodded, his voice was indifferent, "What are you going to do? After returning to the main server, do you want to solve the combination from the root cause?"

He did not mention this aspect without warning.

In any case, the script they arranged in the main server has related plot content, and the timeline conflicts with the original work.However, after copying the root world, this small problem was solved, and they could also unscrupulously modify the script written by God.

It is still very easy to solve it before the combination invades Yokohama, it depends on what Shuji Tsushima plans to do.

"Well... After all, for that man with rich abilities, he just wants to save his family. As long as he can get rid of the fact that her daughter is dead, he can completely solve the combination without bloodshed, and there is no problem as a big help. "

He just has some persecution thoughts in his heart and wants to taste some fun. He doesn't have any deep hatred with the characters in the original work, so he can't really solve the other party at all.

Not to mention, the voice actor of the leader of the group is Sakurai Takahiro, who he likes very much, even if it is for this, it is absolutely impossible to do anything.

The next moment, the drum-like roar outside the house subsided, and the sudden silence interrupted Shuji Tsushima's thoughts.

"Ah, it's almost there." He glanced at the collapsed skeleton village in the distance, and seeing that the red dragon was no longer in sight, he waved his hand and said, "I'll go over to join in the fun."

He has been waiting for this moment for a long time.

"come back earlier."

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Shuji Tsushima appeared at the top of the collapsed skeletal village, holding a juicy red apple in his hand, looking down at a figure wrapped in white on the ground from a high position.Take a bite of the apple in your hand from time to time and eat it with relish.

That is the demon who came out of the skeleton village at some unknown time.

Looking at his current appearance, and a small point on the map where half of the health bar has been lost, I am afraid that some of the originally arranged content has not changed in any way.

Dazai Osamu was still stabbed by Shibusawa Mijin, and he, who had dealt with him in Detroit, seemed to have listened to Majin's information.He regarded Dazai Osamu as the one he was looking for, and stabbed him mercilessly, and was immediately cut open by the devil's backhand.

They are indeed the plastic sisters of the White Triangle, and they are not soft at all when they pit each other.

Although I didn't see the famous scenes of crime and punishment, I didn't even hear the lines that Fyodor today considers to be secondary school.Shuji Tsushima, feeling a little pity, took off the bone white mask on his face, and jumped down from the top of the skeleton village.

The young man in military uniform who landed in front of the demon raised a cloud of dust. He stood up slowly, straightened the crooked military cap on his head, and waved his hands with a smile.

"Long time no see, Mr. Tosi~ Have you missed me during this time?"

Fyodor: "..."

Today's Shibusawa Tatsuhiko has become a new singularity. Compared with the previous beauty, he is already disfigured. Before he has time to meet his new enemy, he took the lead in waiting for this one who looks exactly like Osamu Dazai man.

Similarly, Fyodor, who originally planned to leave immediately to carry out his next plan, had to stay because of this change.

With a gloomy expression, he connected many clues obtained in the past, and whispered: "So, the content used for the transaction is the specific time and place of the appearance of what Shibusawa Tatsuhiko is after."

The supernatural power crystal that forced him to be a mouse for almost a month half a year ago was obtained by using this information.

"Hmph, I never lie when it comes to trading. How about you, have you found the glory of life that overcomes fate?" Tsujima Shuji, who is wearing the identity of Pandora's Actor, waved his hand, ignoring Fei who looked unhappy for the time being. Odor turned to ask Shibusawa Tatsuhiko who was suspended in mid-air.

"By the way, I used the identity of Xiaozhi's child to make the transaction. The one you stabbed just now is actually my child. Are you surprised?"

"That kind of thing is not important anymore." The man with a weird smile on his mouth didn't care about Shuji Tsushima's deception, and hummed softly.

For Shibusawa Tatsuhiko today, there is nothing more important than seeing that light again.

The young man in the dark yellow military uniform slightly raised the corners of his mouth, "As long as you are satisfied, then I will take Fei Jia and leave first, and leave the rest to you and those children."

"..."

He didn't take Fyodor's wishes into account at all, and forcibly grabbed Fyodor's wrist, and took him away from the scene of the final battle before Ryunosuke Akutagawa arrived.

The demons were silent all the way, and there seemed to be no way to resist this man whose body was a "book".

"It seems that your meeting didn't go well. It's obviously a fiancée relationship, but it's so stiff that you stabbed a knife in the back."

Finally came to a corner where he would not be disturbed, Shuji Tsushima paused his steps slightly, his expression gradually became cold, "It makes me feel a little... a little unhappy."

"So?" As if he didn't feel the oppression from the other party, Fyodor also had a cold face and a bad tone, "What are you planning to do?"

Whether to let him continue to become a mouse, or to have intimate contact with Osamu Dazai, just to satisfy his boring thoughts...

"It's nothing, but for a while, I'm afraid you need to act with us."

The curly-haired young man just shook his head slightly, and the depths of his iris-colored eyes were smudged with an expression of unknown meaning.

"As...my and Mitya's child."