Supernatural powers are intellectual and handicapped, how do I survive

【House of Lasagna (Current Member 44)】

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: I slipped!

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: Fei Jia, how is your side?

Kind Russian rice balls: The monthly salary is over [-] million, I am in Yokohama, I just got off the plane, and I am currently waiting for the task target to call me [Vicissitudes of cigarettes.jpg]

Kind Russian Rice Ball: Do you want Hawaiian fruit tea or black tea with brandy?

Human-shaped self-propelled bandage essence: I said no black tea mixed with wine, no black tea mixed with wine, I am not used to the Russian taste of Fei Jia.

Humanoid self-propelled bandage essence: [Physical Crime and Punishment.jpg]

Another serving of spicy curry: Fyodor's coffee shop business is so good, it's amazing.

Kind Russian Rice Balls:  …

Well-intentioned Russian rice balls: If you didn’t know your character design, Mr. Oda, now you will suspect that you did it on purpose :)

If you don't sleep, you don't have to get up: Odasaku, that's a joke.

Another Spicy Curry: Is that so.

Humanoid self-propelled bandage essence: Good evening, Odasaku!

Another spicy curry: Good evening, Dazai.

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: Ango, how are you getting used to it?

You don't need to sleep and you don't need to get up: My stomach hurts, Dazai-kun, if you don't cause me more trouble, please forgive me.

Human-shaped self-propelled bandage spirit: Then I will trouble you with the marriage application form that was agreed upon. When the little poor Osamu Dazai is rescued here, I will marry my family's white-washed rice ball [Arrogant Akimbo.jpg]

No need to get up without sleep: ... I try my best.

Kind Russian rice balls: [Eating Melon.jpg]

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: Where's Fei Jia?

Kind Russian rice ball: Jun Zhongyuan just called me, and it's time to prepare for the next scene.

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: the battle between the transcendent, Mikhail vs Pandora's Actor——! !Next, we invite the Supernatural Secret Service Division as the audience, please enjoy the perfect performance of the two transcendents!

No need to sleep without getting up: wait, am I going to work overtime again?

No need to wake up without sleeping: Dazai-kun? ! !

……

The young man of Russian origin who was the administrator Mikhail raised his head slightly, staring at the reflection of the broken full moon in the center of the sparkling sea in front of him, letting the dark red luster like blood shine in the depths of his pupils.

The young man's expression was a bit gloomy. He was leaning against a warehouse in an inaccessible bay, holding an ice cream he bought at an unknown time in his hand, and made a move that was completely out of proportion to his image.

This is what Shuji Tsushima saw when he arrived.

Fyodor, who was dressed up in the masquerade card face of the official Dogs mobile game, was biting an ice cream out of boredom, while clutching a vibrating cell phone in his other hand.The caller ID was a series of numbers Shuji Tsushima was extremely familiar with. The vibrating ringtone was hard to detect under the cover of the sound of the waves, but the caller refused to answer.

"Hey, the little guy really still has your phone number."

The young man in military uniform casually threw his emaciated body number into the arms of his lover, and then generously snatched the ice cream from the opponent's hand without showing the slightest embarrassment, and gnawed off the remaining chocolate cone with a few clicks.

The call from Zhongyuan Zhongye to Mikhail was also expected by them.

The other party is not a character with a mere military force and a worrying IQ value. He can secure the position of the port mafia cadre, and he usually handles jobs that only the top gangsters in Hong Kong can take over. His qualifications are undoubtedly above normal people.

It's just that the people around Zhongye in the Central Plains are too outstanding in terms of intelligence and strategy, which makes his brain in the category of normal people seem like a short board.

After all, ordinary people really can't compare with a humanoid black mud spirit like Osamu Dazai.

The rainy night when he broke up with Mikhail a year ago, and the determination under the mournful eyes of the other party before he left, Zhongyuan Zhong also can't forget it to this day.Coupled with the subsequent information he received from Osamu Dazai, the gravity manipulator of Hong Kong knew who Mikhail wanted to hunt down.

However, Pandora's Actor has long since disappeared before the eyes of the world.

Now the hunted transcender appeared in front of his eyes and snatched away the dying mackerel, and he was stopped by the leader from chasing after him.Apart from telling Mikhail, who is also a transcendent, the news that Pandora's Actor appeared in Yokohama, Nakahara couldn't make a better choice.He didn't forgive the other party, nor was he qualified to forgive.

The real victim has been captured by an enemy he can't match, and until Osamu Dazai is rescued, nothing is empty talk.

According to Mikhail's now confused personality, Fyodor did not intend to answer the call from the young man whom he had empathized with.

He just took advantage of the gap between the ringing of the mobile phone to arrange the body number in his lover's hang-up, and then raised his head and asked, "Do you want to read the lines?"

Shuji Tsushima, who was licking the chocolate sauce left on his fingertips, was slightly taken aback. He blinked, met Fyodor's face that was exuding the smell of salted fish, and muttered weakly after a long while, " Fei Jia, why do you look reluctant?"

The next plot is the turn of Mikhail who arrived in time to fight with Pandora's Actor. Of course, the ending ended with Mikhail's failure, and the poor little Osamu Dazai was easily brought back by the final villain lair.

As for the most troublesome thing, it will be the Supernatural Secret Service Division.

The two transcendents fought in the waters near Yokohama, even if they didn't cause too much damage, it was enough for them to be busy for a while.

Fyodor, who was wearing the administrator, released several supernatural bats that merged with the night, and ordered them to flap their wings and fly behind the young man in military uniform, and quietly stuck them near his waist.

Only in this way is it convenient for Pandora's Actor to fly.

Recalling Mikhail, who was overwhelmed by anger in this script, and those lines that were not many but required a lot of emotional expression, the Russian youth with slightly long hair showed a look of wanting to strike .

He took a deep breath, and suggested in a very tired tone: "The lines are so troublesome and I don't want to miss them. The only person in the Supernatural Secret Service Division who can know this conversation is Ango Sakaguchi, so just pretend."

No matter how many stage plays he performed, Fyodor could not get used to the scenes with too much emotion.

"All right, I'll listen to you." The young man in military uniform curled his lips, and reluctantly agreed to his lover's suggestion.

The group of demons was completely released at that moment, and bats with supernatural powers overwhelming the sky and covered the sky illuminated by the moonlight, covering the only faint light in the night.They are like death messengers surging out of the gap in the abyss, engulfing two transcendents and a bandage spirit in a hanger, and fly to the sky belonging to the realm of gods.

"Ahh-!!"

Shuji Tsushima, who didn't have time to adjust the perception of the administrator, sneezed from the sudden drop in temperature at high altitude.

He sniffled, let the supernatural bat holding him behind him flap its wings vigorously, and tentatively offered opinions in the pitch-black swarm of bats that completely enveloped the two of them.

"It's such an exciting confrontation story, it's a pity to skip it like this... How about doing a little mouth-shaping?"

It seems that a certain actor still hasn't given up any chance to perform.

"..." Fyodor stared at his lover who was so easy to climb with a clear expression, and finally sighed slowly, his eyes were fixed on Mikhail's lines on this occasion.

"I didn't expect that we would meet again, Pandora's Actor."

Before the battle officially begins, the two transcendents with extremely complicated relationships will chat a few words.It's just that the old father who lost his independence, who was supposed to hold back his anger in words, didn't express the anger he should have, and his tone was extremely flat.

The desire of dramatists is not so easy to satisfy.

Shuji Tsushima blinked innocently, then began to thump in mid-air, howling constantly, "Wow, what's going on, this tone, it's like when I went out shopping on the weekend and unfortunately met someone who was pestering me endlessly." The suitors are so disgusting!"

"Xiuzhi." The pale-skinned Russian youth sighed.

Someone immediately shut up.

Well, he doesn’t dislike it anymore, it’s a good read, it’s good that Fyodor is willing to accompany him in this unnecessary scene, and it’s better for him not to be picky at this time.

After all, if a certain black-hearted rice ball really wanted to take revenge, in the end it was him who suffered the most.