Supernatural powers are intellectual and handicapped, how do I survive

"Complete Suicide Manual", that forbidden book that Osamu Dazai has memorized so well that he refuses to put it down, any member of the port mafia who has seen this youngest cadre will have a little impression of it.

No one could have imagined that this "book" that can change the origin of reality has such a powerless disguise.

"The 'book' has always been in the hands of me and Fyodor." The young man played with the small booklet in his hand, and the fanless pages gradually lost his disguise, revealing a blank appearance.

Shuji Tsushima casually tore off a page from this "book" that was only half of the source, and handed it to Ango Sakaguchi under the shocked gaze, "That's it, it's hard to dictate the specifics, anyway, take it first, Ango. "

I always feel that I have acquired something extraordinary, but in fact it is indeed something that can throw the world into chaos.The undercover investigator from the Supernatural Secret Service Division pushed the glasses that were about to fall off, letting the reflective lenses cover his expression.

He spoke in a difficult tone, trying to suppress the trembling of his hands, and took the heavy paper, "This is...'book'?"

Shuji Tsushima looked innocent, and seemed to be very interesting to see his friend on the verge of collapse. He explained: "It is the materialization of the origin of the world. There should be a page for Oda Saku."

With this gadget, you can join their chat system, and you can contact them immediately even if you are far away.

Recalling the conversation with the Russian youth in the underground bar, the red-haired man nodded and said, "Yes, but I can't get it out."

The page of the book never appeared after it entered his body, and he couldn't control it independently at all, and couldn't be equipped with the corresponding authority.

"It can't be taken out...it really is like this." Shuji Tsushima curled his lips, and transformed the materialized origin into the appearance of the manual again, and put it on the roulette on his left arm for the time being.

On weekdays, half of my "book" is kept by the player account, but the administrator has the power to recall it at any time, but if you want to return it afterwards, you have to ask someone to send it back.

The young man who adjusted his appearance waved his hand, indicating that his friend whose brain crashed again after getting the pages came back to his senses, dispelling the other party's worries and discomfort, "Speaking of which, even if the 'book' falls into the hands of others, it will It is useless, what is written on the page is not directly implemented, but is sent to me and Fyodor as a report, and only after we pass it can it be actually implemented."

So even if the "book" falls into the hands of malicious people, it doesn't matter, as long as the administrator doesn't pass it, the words written on it are still useless.

At this moment, a strange aura suddenly emerged beside the three of them.The air was distorted visible to the naked eye, and a black and white figure appeared at a leisurely pace.The boots knocked on the wooden floor, and gradually walked towards the young man in a mouse-gray top.

Fyodor, who was wearing the identity of Mikhail but dressed as a demon, sat down next to Shuji Tsushima. The difference in body shape between the 22-year-old and his wife gave them a subtle height difference, making the curly-haired youth appear more immature.

He opened his purple-red pupils, stretched out his hand and rubbed his lover's fluffy hair habitually, echoing what the other party said not long ago, "That's it."

It was a certain Russian who had successfully forced a marriage in the restaurant on the top floor not long ago.

"Ah, all in all, it's too difficult for Ango to understand everything now. I'll fuse the pages when I get back." Shuji Tsushima narrowed his eyes contentedly, and fell into Fyodor's arms with a crooked body.

It doesn't matter if the performance is too intimate even if it is watched by friends all the time, the young people don't seem to feel any embarrassment.He stretched out his hand, put his paw on the felt hat beside his lover's ear, and asked in a vicious tone: "Speaking of which, you really threw my body there and came back alone?"

Has anyone left their fiancé to meet other people right after proposing?

Although this other person is himself...

Fyodor innocently followed the force exerted on the velvet hat and tilted his head, he didn't even bother to explain seriously, "Double opening on the same occasion is very troublesome, it's better to use only one identity to solve it."

It's too slow to take a taxi back, so it's better to open a room in the building with Shuji Tsuji's body number and hang up to sleep, so that I can cut the map to this side.

Too lazy to continue entangled in the problem of looking for trouble, Tsushima Shuji jumped up, waving his arms to try to attract the attention of his friends, "Ango Ango! You must help me when you go back!"

He seemed to be afraid that the other party would forget what he said earlier, and repeated: "Just help me and Fei Jia pass the marriage application form. I'm a criminal and he's a criminal. Normally, they can't apply for marriage."

"Dazai-kun, I really don't have that authority." Ango Sakaguchi took a deep breath, and finally suppressed his desire to beat someone up.

This kind of older bear child can easily and deliberately provoke the anger of others, and takes pleasure in it.

"From the standpoint of Sakaguchi-kun, it will be very embarrassing to know the truth." Fyodor grabbed his lover by the back collar, like grabbing the nape of a naughty black cat, pulling him back Go back to yourself.

He closed his eyes slightly, stared at Ango Sakaguchi without any emotion, and threatened in a very flat tone: "And you should also know that Shuji and I will never allow you to tell the superior... at least in the future... It won’t work until the script gets there.”

Hearing a strange name, the red-haired man who was quietly drinking at the side asked suspiciously, "Xiu Zhi?"

He paused slightly, and asked the second half of the sentence under the eyes of the other three, "Do you mean Dazai?"

"That's right, Shuji Tsushima is his real name." Fyodor nodded and replied.

Hearing the words, the curly-haired young man slowly turned his head away, looked at his lover who was suspected to have fallen into the vinegar vat again, took a breath and said, "...Hiss, did you even hide this matter? But Is it necessary just a name?"

Even though he told Oda Sakunosuke all the information about the real world and the graphic novels in this world, Fyodor still made a decision to conceal the real name of a certain bandage spirit.

Wearing out-of-season clothes, the pale-skinned young man pinched his lover's cheek, and said in a very serious tone, "That's my special title."

Shuji Tsushima shrunk himself into a ball, his eyes were somewhat unnatural, "So it's unnecessary now..."

"No, I just want you to be happy." Fyodor shook his head, but he didn't speak thoroughly, "Being able to let go of everything and get along with friends is an obsession that remains in your memory. "

If he is always called "Osamu Dazai", it is equivalent to reminding him all the time that this is a false world.After deciding to let all members of the rogue faction know, this little selfishness is no longer necessary.

Shuji Tsushima just hoped to respond to the words left by Ango Sakaguchi when the rogue faction met in Lupine for the last time in the original work.

No matter what the ending is and what his position is, he hopes to throw everything away, and the three meet again in a small bar.

As usual.

Even if he will never tell his friends the truth, according to the direction of the script, setting Pandora's Actor as the Great Demon King who stands on the opposite side of the world is an extremely cryptic attempt to hide such a wish.

After repelling the common enemy, in the calm days after the war, the three people with different positions can abandon their identities again and chat about endless topics in the bar?

In this way, there will be no more 3-1=0 problems.

"Sorry, my mind is still confused." Ango Sakaguchi, who was silent for a long time, covered his forehead, and made a pause gesture with the other hand.

He struggled to organize his words in his mind, trying to extract the key points from the many information he was forced to receive before, "That is to say, Fyodor is actually the same person as Mikhail, Pandora's Actor You are also the same person as Osamu Dazai...and you are gods from another world...?"

Do the gods nowadays take pleasure in making human stomachaches?

"God is just a way of saying, just like the writer and the world he described, the real creator of this world is not us." Fyodor held down the head of his lover who was restless and wanted to poke around, and explained: " Xiuzhi and I are just readers, and we came back here by chance."

For the time being, he had no time to pay attention to the small problems between the other party's words. Ango Sakaguchi, who had guessed in his heart, calmed down, and his eyes became serious under the tremendous pressure, "Then the three days when Dazai-kun was abused by Mikhail..."

Even if the two are lovers, such behavior exceeds the bottom line of normal communication.

"I can answer this question!" Shuji Tsushima raised his hand as if he was answering a question in class, and answered his deceitful behavior confidently, even with a proud expression on his face, "It's not that exaggerated, it's the relationship between lovers." It’s just a normal holiday at home in the dark.”

Ango Sakaguchi spoke anxiously before he knew the administrator's ability. When he saw the young man lying in Fyodor's arms without any sense of crisis, he felt worried in his heart.

His tone could not hide the tension in the face of the transcendent, and he pushed his glasses to ease his emotions, "But you have been in a wheelchair for nearly a year, and you just recovered not long ago... Even if it is a lover relationship, this is too much!"

Be sober, such lovers don't want to break up and still want to get married right away? !

Shuji Tsushima silently retracted his raised arm, his face was blank, and he slowly covered his mouth like this.

He muttered in a low voice, "Ah, the scene where the rice ball's large-scale wind critic was killed."