Supernatural powers are intellectual and handicapped, how do I survive

A young man in a black suit rushed out of the tram with an overly childish expression dragging an overly heavy suitcase, leaving behind the two friends who were traveling together.

The clothes draped over the shoulders drew a perfect arc behind him, and the deepest black absorbed the heat in the air, causing sweat to break out from the forehead of the curly-haired young man who was already dressed too formally.

Living in Yokohama all year round, he is not very used to the subtropical climate. From the moment he got off the plane and escaped from the air conditioner, Shuji Tsushima wanted to plunge into the air conditioner and never come out again.

He raised his head and howled loudly, "Okinawa—" and then immediately went into a special product store by the roadside, taking advantage of the air-conditioning, and glanced at countless novelty but useless gadgets .

This kind of tan, ugly and cute mascot can be seen everywhere on the street corner, and it can be regarded as a local landmark.

Shuji Tsushima picked up a miniature version of the mascot, carefully considered the scene of putting this thing on his desk, and finally gave up the idea of ​​buying it.

It's too magical, maybe it's a good choice to put a bomb in it and give it to the dwarf.

Because Dazai Osamu deviated from the forward route, in order to keep an eye on this friend who might hang himself on the spot at any time, Oda Sakunosuke and Sakaguchi Ango followed closely into this specialty shop.

In the next second, Shuji Tsushima, who couldn't find any products that he was interested in, dragged his suitcase and ran out all the way, like a student who was too excited to fall asleep before a school trip, and couldn't hide his excitement.

After all, since he joined the Port Mafia, he has rarely left Yokohama.

Fortunately, the relationship between the three of them is good enough, and Shuji Tsushima is usually the one who is tolerated, otherwise normal people would be annoyed to the point of baldness when they encounter such a brat.

"What's the best thing to do today? Yokohama is really boring without a beach." The young man who was once again hit by the sun squatted in the shadows in front of a nearby shop, and bought three bottles of drinks at random from the vending machine beside him.

It's like completely forgetting that I'm actually here on a business trip at public expense.

He took the lead in unscrewing a bottle and began to ton ton. The cold liquid irritated his stomach, which was not very good at all, but his expression remained normal on the surface.

Attracted by the trees on both sides of the street, Shuji Tsushima murmured thoughtfully, "Ah, there are a lot of palm trees here, I wonder if there are any coconuts..."

He swayed his legs, sat on his suitcase, threw the other two bottles of drinks at the friends who were walking towards him, raised the corner of his mouth and asked with a smile: "What do you want to do first? Go to the beach or Go buy some suitable clothes first? It’s not okay to go into the water with this body on.”

"Indeed." The red-haired man nodded with his coat on his arms.

He was dragged into this trip by Shuji Tsushima as a cadre bodyguard, and he brought the least luggage among the three. If he wanted to go to the beach, he had to buy new swimming trunks.

Ango Sakaguchi, who took the drink, sighed heavily, and reminded, "Dazai-kun, before that, don't forget that you still have work." His eyes fell on Oda Sakunosuke, whose mind had obviously been taken away, and he said helplessly Said: "And Oda Tsukuru, don't pamper Dazai-kun too much, at least don't follow him like this today."

Although the fish-catching behaviors of a certain bandage spirit are all after work is over, it is not allowed to extend his persecuting clutches to those around him on a whim.

For example, it is not impossible for him to pretend that Ango Sakaguchi is the real cadre Osamu Dazai.

Shuji Tsushima curled his lips, not seeming to listen at all, "Yes... I can't forget, Ango looks like an old lady like this."

"I just don't want my work to be disturbed by Dazai-kun." The young man who was called the old lady pushed his glasses and retorted.

However, it seems that only people with the attributes of an old lady can tolerate Shuji Tsushima's aggressive character.

He blinked, shook the half-empty drink bottle in his hand, and complained fiercely: "Am I that kind of person? How could I do such a heartless thing on purpose?"

Sakaguchi Ango: "..."

No, you are.

"Anyway, the job this time is very boring. It's enough to give you enough face on the surface. The status of a cadre is grand enough." Shuji Tsushima looked confident, holding a small fan that he found out from nowhere and fanning the wind back and forth. The temperament of the youngest cadre was completely ruined, "Ha, if the leader doesn't need it, I can completely disintegrate the power of Naha in a week." He has the style of a sophomore boy, holding the bottle with difficulty in the other hand , while covering his bandage-wrapped right eye, in an extremely arrogant pose.

A passing housewife laughed kindly.

Oda Sakunosuke still had that expressionless face, and he didn't express any opinion on the behavior of his friend who was a few years younger than himself, but only expressed his truest feelings in extremely plain words, "That's really amazing."

"Right, I also think I'm super good!" Shuji Tsushima's eyes sparkled instantly after receiving the praise.

"No way, that will cause a lot of trouble." Ango Sakaguchi felt a bit of stomach pain, "If the organization is to deal with the aftermath, the money and energy invested may not be able to make ends meet, not to mention the follow-up management is also a big problem."

What's more, Yokohama is not close to Okinawa. If the port mafia takes root in this area, the headquarters will be beyond reach and lack suitable management.

After all, the five major cadres have not been complete until now.

The young man who was so hot that he was crazy about fanning the wind was a little dazed. He sat on his suitcase again, slumped into a ball lazily and complained: "Got it, Anwu, you are too serious. This kind of tourism that relies on tourism to boost GDP The local leaders don’t want it either.”

After all, if the mafia wants to develop business in this area, they can only open milk tea shops and sell some local products, and the profits are very meager.

Just as the two of them were chatting loudly, the red-haired man's figure suddenly became extremely stiff.

He raised his head suddenly without warning, and the hair on the top of his head straightened for a moment out of Shuji Tsushima's sight.As if sensing a dangerous radar, he expressed all his emotions on his behalf.

"..." Oda Sakunosuke stared into the distance, and within a few breaths, the disordered heartbeat quickly calmed down and returned to its usual appearance.

Naturally, Tsushima Shuji couldn't hide this strangeness.

He tilted his head, controlled the suitcase and slid in front of the ex-assassin with the drag racing skills he was accustomed to in a wheelchair, and asked in confusion, "What's wrong with Odasaku?"

However, the other party did not answer.

"Is there anything there?" Tsujima Shuji followed Oda Sakunosuke's line of sight and looked in the same direction. Among a bunch of low buildings, a very conspicuous building rose from the ground and went straight into the sky.

The height is comparable to that of the port mafia headquarters building, and he can be sure that there is no such thing in this world, and it is probably a specialty of Wenye World.

The young man's face was subtle, realizing that he might not be able to spend this short vacation easily, and the look of disgust was revealed in his eyes, "Wow, what's going on with that building, it's completely out of place with the surrounding area, it's super conspicuous!"

At first glance, it is the place where the bottom boss of the event instance is located.

Ango Sakaguchi pursed his lips, and after hesitating for a while, he explained: "It seems that Meles built it two years ago, and it is currently the tallest building in Naha."

He had only come to Okinawa on a business trip a year ago for the sake of the Xu Liuhui, so he had naturally learned about the information of the local forces, and was deeply impressed by such an eye-catching building.

What's more, Melles was originally the key surveillance object of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, and no one piece of relevant information could be left behind.But everything related to Meles was not friendly to Osamu Dazai, and Mikhail even committed a brutal crime against him, even if he mentioned it, he would poke his scars.

"Meles... Tch!" Sure enough, the curly-haired youth showed a disgusted expression, and turned his head away unwilling to take another look.

Ango Sakaguchi pushed his glasses uncomfortably, and pointed to another taller building nearby, "Next to it is the Hyatt Hotel where we are going to stay this time. After all, this trip is at public expense, and Dazai-kun's status has helped a lot. busy."

For cadres to travel, it is naturally the highest level of treatment, and it is inevitable that the residence will be the best hotel in the area.

Shuji Tsushima raised his head, and looked at the other party through the glasses thoughtfully.

He pouted, and his tone was a bit dull, "But Ango, you don't care about this at all. The quality of your living environment can't affect your work, and the way of changing the subject is too blunt."

The reason why the other party would do this was purely because he was worried that Melles would cause his bad memories.

Ango Sakaguchi smiled helplessly, "It was seen."

"Humph."

The curly-haired youth snorted softly, turned around again, and stared critically at the tall building rising from the ground, "It always feels like it's on par with the headquarters of the port mafia...it won't be illegal Let's build!"

"Dazai-kun, do you have any misunderstanding about illegal buildings?" Sakaguchi Ango took a deep breath and held his forehead with a headache.The other party muttered and replied: "Because Hong Kong and Heilongjiang are illegal buildings..."

"Where did you come to this conclusion?"

"I just know it!"

……

The red-haired man holding a beverage bottle stood in the shadows in front of the shop door, and as the heat waves in the air invaded, he squeezed the fragile body of the bottle creakingly.

As usual, he played the role of a quiet listener most of the time, occasionally interjecting a sentence or two, but rarely initiated the conversation.

Sakunosuke Oda stared at the two friends who were getting along a bit noisy, pointed to a distance not far away and suddenly said, "I'll leave first."

Seemingly surprised that the other party would interrupt their conversation at such a time, Ango Sakaguchi asked doubtfully, "Is there something wrong?"

"I always feel that Oda Saku has been weird since just now, and he looks absent-minded." Shuji Tsushima also narrowed his eyes, leaning in front of the other party and looking back and forth, trying to detect the strangeness.

It's a pity that even he couldn't see anything from the expressionless friend.

Sakunosuke Oda didn't change his expression, and explained: "There is a shopping street over there selling special products. I want to buy some toys for the children to take back."

In front of his friends, the curly-haired young man who still had a childlike heart suddenly jumped up, "Where is that? I want to go too!"

"Dazai-kun, you still have work today, and the members of the Asahi Liuhui should still be waiting." Ango Sakaguchi's tone was rare and serious, and he refused to give in half a step.

"Make me skip work."

The red-haired man still expressed his opinion from an extremely tricky angle, "Isn't it okay to wear a floral shirt to a funeral?"

"Oh yes."

Shuji Tsushima nodded obediently when he heard the words, and decided to follow the advice of Da Benming.

"Odasaku, see you at the hotel later."