face-blind spring

Fortunately, the service of this restaurant is very good. In less than 10 minutes, the guy brought up the re-made lamb chops, which had been cut into neat small pieces this time.Ms. Zhou ate the lamb chops as she wished, saying that the taste was very good.Half an hour later, the meal finally came to an end without any risk.

After the waiter finished clearing the table, Ms. Zhou was not in a hurry to leave. She made a new request: "You guys take a picture of me."

When she said to take a photo, it was obviously not just one photo, because she pointed from left to right: "This table, this swing, this flower wall, and this flower field, these scenes are all good."

Cheng Feng took out his mobile phone: "Sit over and let me take pictures for you."

Ms. Zhou waved her hand: "You don't look good in photos, you are a straight man."

Cheng Feng's eyebrows were bent, and there seemed to be a question mark written on his face.

Ms. Zhou waved her hand again: "Go away, go away, you are a King Kong curved man, I asked Xiaoye to take pictures for me."

Ye Lin took the phone, decided to seize this opportunity, and acted well: "Okay, Auntie, what do you want?"

Ms. Zhou said: "First of all, I have to take pictures of all the scenes. I am here to take pictures of beautiful flowers. Second, I have to take pictures of my whole body, including my feet. I don't want half-length or headshots, which are not good-looking. Yes, it’s better to be able to capture the sky, it’s so blue today... and the street lamp, it’s better to be able to capture it too, it’s very retro and matches my skirt. As for the others, just take a better view.”

Ye Lin memorized these requirements silently, his palms sweating from nervousness, but after his unremitting efforts, he finally found a perfect angle that could meet all the requirements of Ms. Zhou.

Ms. Zhou sat with her chin propped up for a while, stood with her legs crossed for a while, picked the flowers on the flower wall, and fiddled with her sun hat...

Ye Lin held the phone tightly, controlled the tricky angle, stood still, and clicked the camera button.

Ms. Zhou had enjoyed taking pictures and waved to Cheng Feng: "Son, let's take a group photo."

Cheng Feng: "I won't shoot."

Ms. Zhou put her hands on her hips: "Stop talking nonsense, come quickly."

Cheng Feng still stood over, and stood beside Ms. Zhou expressionlessly, only when Ye Lin pressed the shutter, he suddenly showed a stiff smile.

In the end, Ms. Zhou got tired of taking pictures. Fanning the wind with her straw hat, she walked towards Ye Lin and patted him on the shoulder: "Go over, I'll take a picture for you too."

Ye Lin moved towards the flower wall stiffly, and before he could stand still, Cheng Feng hugged his shoulders.

Ms. Zhou squinted and stared at the phone screen: "One, two, three—eggplant."

"Eggplant..." Ye Lin and Cheng Feng compared each other at the same time.

"Okay." Ms. Zhou was a little stingy with her skills, so she took a picture of the two, "I won't take pictures, I have a phone call."

She picked up the phone with a cadenced voice, and after a while she hung up the phone and looked at Cheng Feng: "Wang Xinjuan's newly renovated villa is ready, call me to go to her house to play, and let me see her little granddaughter by the way, Are you driving me there?"

Cheng Feng glanced at Ye Lin secretly: "Let me call you a taxi, Aunt Wang's house is too far away, I'm too lazy to drive."

"I'll take a taxi? What do you want Wang Xinjuan to think of me? Just drive me there." Ms. Zhou insisted.

Ye Lin gave Cheng Feng a wink in a timely manner, and Cheng Feng had no choice but to accept the task: "Okay, for Xiaoye's sake."

Ms. Zhou glanced at Ye Lin: "Xiao Ye, then let's go first and make an appointment next time."

Ye Lin waved to them: "Okay, goodbye, auntie."

The location of the restaurant is too hidden, open in a residential area, there is no place to park around.Ms. Zhou followed Cheng Feng around to find the parking lot, and sat in the co-pilot seat as she wished.With a hee hee, she took off her sunglasses, swiped her phone, and decided to take a look at the beautiful photos Ye Lin took of her.To her surprise, Ye Lin's photography skills were not half as good as her son's.

No, saying half is insulting the son.

She pointed the phone screen in front of her son: "Look at your Xiaoye, what is this thing you took? You made the scene so big and me so small, how can you still see my face? How can I post it?" circle of friends?"

Cheng Feng went over to look at these photos, and saw that the framing of the photos was very good, with heaven and earth, beautiful scenery, and even the horizon line were horizontal, but Ms. Zhou was photographed very small. In two photos, it was almost like Like Ant-Man, he became a small stain in the beautiful scenery: "Let's zoom in on the photo, now the pixel of the mobile phone is high."

As he spoke, he took the phone and stretched out two fingers to pull the screen. As a result, the photo was maximized, but Ms. Zhou's face was still unclear.Cheng Feng let go of his fingers without any trace, swiped the phone quickly, and adjusted the screen to the photo with the largest proportion of Ms. Zhou: "Isn't this a good shot?"

Ms. Zhou: "What's the matter!"

Cheng Feng said: "There is the sky, there is a beautiful scenery, there are telephone poles, and you also have feet, look, how beautiful it is."

Ms. Zhou gave him a blank look, grabbed the phone, continued to flip through the photos, and found a photo of her and her son: "He took a good picture of you. Although you are a little smaller, at least you look like you have long legs. You Look at him taking pictures of me, the legs are so short! I remembered, he didn't squat down when taking pictures."

"Is there?" Cheng Feng looked like he was blind, "Didn't the legs look really long in the photo? It's definitely longer than your real life."

"Get out!" Ms. Zhou finally understood that in Cheng Feng's eyes, Ye Lin's farts are good anyway, "I thought Xiaoye should be a mother, just like a girl, you can give me a fart." Let’s take some beautiful photos, after a long time, he’s more straight than you, no, he’s even more steel than you!”

Cheng Feng didn't reply. He caught a glimpse of the photo of him and Ye Lin in Ms. Zhou's mobile phone, and immediately stretched out a finger to send the photo to himself.

I have to say that Ms. Zhou's photography skills are really superb. After they finished saying "eggplant" and were amused by the word, they pressed this photo.Both of them smiled naturally, looking frank and happy in front of the camera.

This is the best one out of the hundred or so photos taken.

Ye Lin didn't know this, and thought he had taken a dozen perfect photos of Ms. Zhou.He was a bit bored on the way home by subway, took out his cell phone to check the messages, just in time to see Sun Ning reposting a funny joke in their department group, at this moment he finally thought of this beauty-loving female colleague.

Ye Lin: "Sister Sun Ning, don't you like Dior lipstick? I passed by today and found a big discount. You can go and see it."

Sun Ning: "Really? How much!"

Ye Lin; "Dior999 only costs 350 yuan."

Sun Ning: "Isn't that the original price?"

Ye Lin: "The original price is 999."

"I went, you deserve it because you don't have a girlfriend." Sun Ning typed, "999 is the model number, not the price. According to what you said, 999 Piyanping and 999 Ganmaoling cost 999 yuan per dose."

Ye Lin: "... I have learned."

For some reason, Ye Lin felt that he was making a fool of himself all day.He hangs down his phone, ready to close his eyes and rest his mind. Just as he closed his eyes, there was a beep, and a new message came.

The sender is Liu Zilong: "Why don't you come to work in my company?"

Ye Lin was about to pretend he didn't see it, but just as he closed his eyes, there was a beep, and another one came.

Liu Zilong: "Don't play dead."

Ye Lin reluctantly picked up the phone: "Hello, Mr. Liu."

Liu Zilong initiated a voice call for him, Ye Lin pressed it off, and replied instead: "Sorry, it's noisy on the subway."

"It's okay, let's type." Liu Zilong typed: "Come to work in my company, I will give you a promotion and salary increase, and let you reach the pinnacle of life."

I didn't expect to send Mr. Liu to a hospital, and he was going to award himself a job, so polite.But saving people is a matter of course, and there is nothing worthy of such gratitude.

Ye Lin: "No need, I'm doing pretty well in the current company."

"Okay." Liu Zilong replied, but he didn't insist anymore. It is estimated that he didn't have a strong desire to find him for a job, and he was really just being polite.

Ye Lin breathed a sigh of relief, and wanted to reply with a closing sentence like "Yes", or "Thank you Mr. Liu", but Liu Zilong immediately sent him a new message: "Since you refuse to be my employee, why don't you be my male employee?" Friends."

Ye Lin was taken aback, and sent a question mark directly.But as soon as he sent out the question mark, Liu Zilong withdrew that sentence.So Ye Lin immediately withdrew his question mark.

In the chat history, two abrupt withdrawal messages appeared.

"Xiao Bailong withdrew a message"

"You retracted a message"

The phone screen was quiet, but there was always an embarrassing smell.

Ye Lin decided not to say anything, but Liu Zilong spoke first: "Oh, I saw you."

Ye Lin replied cautiously: "Mr. Liu, did you send the message to the wrong person just now?"

Liu Zilong typed: "I sent it to the right person, Xiaoye, do you want to consider being my boyfriend?"

Ye Lin typed: "I don't think about it anymore, thank you."

"Xiao Bailong withdrew a message"

"Xiao Bailong withdrew a message"

Ye Lin: "..."

"You retracted a message"

"You retracted a message"

Ye Lin was speechless, thinking that Mr. Liu must have drunk too much in broad daylight.He stared at the phone, feeling that Liu Zilong would not just let it go.

Sure enough, 1 minute later, Liu Zilong: "Why don't you want to be my boyfriend?" with a roaring crying expression.

The withdrawal was all withdrawn, and I still asked why, there must be a limit to drunk madness.Ye Lin was a little annoyed: "Why do you want to be your boyfriend? Is it because I saved you, do you want to promise me with your body? The one who really saved you is Dr. Lu." You go to him.

Not long after he posted it, he felt a little impolite and withdrew it.But the tacit understanding between Liu Zilong and him ended here, and he did not withdraw his last point.Ye Lin began to be a little entangled, not knowing whether to continue to reply.

At this moment, Liu Zilong sent another message: "I like you, Ye Xiaoqian, if you don't have a boyfriend, try it with me!" Adding a bunch of emoticons emitting love.

Ye Lin: "Who is Ye Xiaoqian?"

Liu Zilong: "Promise me, please!"

Ye Lin: "I have a boyfriend."

Liu Zilong: "Who? I asked your boss and he said you are single."

Ye Lin: "My boss? You mean Li Zhaohua?"

Liu Zilong: "Yes."

Ye Lin: "He doesn't know I'm in a relationship."

Liu Zilong: "Tell me who your boyfriend is, otherwise I won't give up."

Ye Lin: "My boyfriend is Cheng Feng."

After sending it, he felt that it was not appropriate, and immediately withdrew it, followed by all the chat records that could be undone.

"Cheng Feng! That iron tree?" Liu Zilong was lying drunk on his big bed holding his mobile phone, watching the messages from Ye Lin being withdrawn one by one, as if the oxygen in his chest was also being lost bit by bit. .

Cheng Feng, it turned out to be Cheng Feng!It turned out that this stinky iron tree robbed my boyfriend!

Liu Zilong was suddenly very angry, and he also began to withdraw the messages he sent, until he reached a certain one, and could no longer withdraw them.

Among the piles of retracted messages, there was a cry from his heart: "Why don't you want to be my boyfriend?"

He howled and rolled on the wide bed.