face-blind spring

In the past few days, Ye Lin thought a lot, and finally figured out why he didn't directly fight with him when he saw the bed photo on Cheng Feng's phone in the movie theater that day.

First, he is a good citizen who abides by the law and should not make loud noises in public.

Second, it was just a photo. Although the evidence of the crime was convincing, it was impossible to guarantee that Cheng Feng would say some strange reasons to prevaricate him.Cheng Feng's IQ is very high, no matter how weird things are, he can explain them logically.

Third, he wanted to beat him up more than fight.Cheng Feng is taller and stronger than him, he knows himself, if he really fights, he probably won't be able to beat him.

So, at that time, he chose to put up with everything, even when Cheng Feng wronged him for pulling his pants up, he didn't get angry on the spot, but he ignored him for a whole day afterwards.

But that was just a stopgap measure, Ye Lin would not endure or escape for the rest of his life, he decided to fight back.

The first step in the counterattack is to find his cousin, Shao Chun.Although Shao Chun is not strong, he is tall and fat. He is a security supervisor by profession, and he has a group of security guards under him, nicknamed Dabai Fatty.

Shao Chun has learned grappling techniques, self-defense techniques, Baduanjin, Yijinjing, and even these he doesn't know, just put his weight there, no one is his opponent anymore.

Ye Lin asked Shao Chun to accompany him to beat the scumbags, but Shao Chun said that just beating the scumbags was not enough, and he wanted to beat the mistress together.The two of them made up their minds and decided that Ye Lin would bear the humiliation and bear the burden, pretend that nothing happened, and continue to show affection with the scumbag, and when the time is right, he would grab the guy and block the door, and if he didn't get caught on the bed, his skin would be bruised , vowed not to give up.

In fact, this is the second time Ye Lin has thought of looking for him. The last time was when he was in the company and misunderstood that "Stupid Luo" was harassing him.But at that time, the misunderstanding was resolved immediately, and there was no room for my cousin.

A few days later, an opportunity finally came. That night Cheng Feng originally planned to go on a date with Ye Lin, but he let go of the pigeons temporarily, saying that there were guests at home and he had to go home to entertain them.Ye Lin was deeply skeptical about this, he didn't know any guest who insisted on meeting someone temporarily, and would come to someone's house at [-] or [-] o'clock in the evening.

There is only one possibility, that guest is Xiaosan, the little bitch in the photo.

So after nine o'clock in the evening, Ye Lin and his cousin met under Cheng Feng's residential area.In the dark of night, Shao Chun brought two baseball bats and handed one to Ye Lin: "Just play by ear, I'll beat the scumbag, you beat the mistress, do you hear me?"

Ye Lin nodded: "If we can win, we will fight. If we can't, we will run."

The two made an OK gesture respectively and headed towards Cheng Feng's house.

At the door of Cheng Feng's house, Ye Lin stretched out his finger, ready to open the door.Shao Chun hissed, put his ear to the door, and whispered: "There are voices inside..."

"what sound?"

"It's a man's panting|breathing sound, come and listen."

Ye Lin followed, and put their ears on the door panel together with his cousin.It's just that my cousin is too big, standing in front of the door like a wall, he can only stick his butt out and stretch his face forward, struggling to find a place to set his feet.

There was indeed a faint panting sound from inside the door, with a high frequency, like a little donkey about to die.

Shao Chun asked gossipingly, "Is this your man's voice?"

Ye Lin shook his head solemnly: "It's not him, it's someone else."

Shao Chun snorted: "Sure enough, he's a scumbag. See if I don't beat him until he's bloody and bloody, looking for his teeth all over the place!"

Ye Lin took a step back from the gate, stretched out his hand to pull his cousin's arm, but he couldn't pull it: "Don't hit him too hard for a while, you don't need to beat his head and blood, just bruise his nose and face, you know?"

Shao Chun turned around and cast a contemptuous glance at him with his small eyes: "Now that things have happened, don't you still feel sorry for the scumbag? Hmph!"

Ye Lin quickly denied: "No, I was afraid that we would win the fight and go to jail."

"You're right, then I'll hit you softly." Shao Chun nodded, his double chin shaking up and down, "Do you recognize Xiao San's face, don't hit the wrong person in a while."

Ye Lin groaned: "I can't remember the bitch's face, but I have his photo in my phone."

"Show me quickly. How about this, later you will call Cheng, and I will call Xiaosan. Do you remember what Cheng looks like?"

"Remember."

Shao Chun held the baseball bat tightly, frowning and waiting for Ye Lin: "Hurry up, let's catch them in bed!"

Ye Lin tucked his bat under his arm, frantically swiping his phone, finally found the photo, and held it up to his cousin.The cousin's eyes widened suddenly, from small eyes to medium eyes in an instant: "It's not Ye Lin, you are joking with me, aren't you?"

"Funny, what's so funny?" Ye Lin hurried to catch the rape.

"Aren't you looking for me?" Shao Chun's voice suddenly became louder, "Isn't the person in this photo the same as you?"

"it's me?"

"There are two people in the photo, one is surnamed Cheng, and the other is lying on the bed, isn't it you!" He took the phone, turned the screen 180 degrees, and hit Ye Lin's face, "That's it, on the bed Sleep on this, it's not you or someone!"

Ye Lin felt as if he had been shocked by an electric shock. He suddenly realized something, he had severe prosopagnosia and couldn't even see his own face.

So, the little bitch in the photo turned out to be herself?He brought his cousin all the way to catch the traitor, did he also catch him?

What a misunderstanding!

At this moment, there was a click from behind the door, and the door opened in response.Cheng Feng appeared in front of the door in pajamas, looking at them in surprise.

Ye Lin immediately put the baseball bat behind his back, showing an exaggerated smile.He turned his head to look at his cousin, only to see that Shao Chun also took back the phone quickly, but he forgot the baseball bat in the other hand, which was being held in the air, and he belatedly waved it at Cheng Feng He waved his stick and smiled obsequiously: "Hi~"

Cheng Feng looked a little surprised: "Linlin, why are you here? This is..."

Ye Lin: "He's my cousin, let's stop by and have a look."

Shao Chun: "I'm his cousin, we happened to be walking here."

The two looked at each other from the corner of their eyes, obviously very satisfied with the tacit understanding between them.

"Hi cousin, I'm Linlin's boyfriend." Cheng Feng took two steps back and turned sideways, "Cousin come in and sit down."

Shao Chun glanced at Ye Lin with his small eyes, Ye Lin nodded to him, and Shao Chun obediently stepped on the slippers placed at the door: "Oh, yes, brother and sister...brother-in-law?...cousin-in-law …My cousin’s husband, yes, my cousin’s husband!”

Cheng Feng smiled slightly: "Just call me Xiao Cheng."

"Okay, Xiao Cheng."

They stepped into the door and found a very stable man sitting on the sofa. He was very neatly dressed and wore gold-rimmed glasses. He looked about 35 or six years old and was waving and smiling at them: "Hi , Hello."

Cheng Feng introduced: "This is my friend, surnamed Gou, named Xiong, you can call him Brother Dog. Brother Dog, this is my boyfriend Ye Lin, and his cousin..."

"Shao Chun." My cousin added immediately.

Several people greeted each other in a friendly manner.Ye Lin took Shao Chun to sit on the sofa: "I'm sorry to bother you by coming here, but we just happened to pass by... we'll be leaving soon."

Brother Gou said: "Where is it, I'm sorry to bother you at such a late hour. I'm not going on a business trip tomorrow morning, but I'm free tonight, so I'll talk to Cheng Feng and give you something. "

He pointed to a wooden box in the corner of the living room: "Cheng Feng said that our father-in-law and mother-in-law like to drink this wine, and told me to order some for him no matter what. The winery of this wine is in France, and the annual output..."

Cheng Feng coughed, and Brother Gou stopped his mouth in a timely manner: "Cheng Feng won't let me say it, so I won't say it. Cheng Feng always mentions you in front of our brothers, and I finally saw you today. He Let’s talk about Little Milk Dog, Little Milk Dog, he likes the most..."

At this moment, Cheng Feng coughed again, and Brother Gou completely shut up.Cheng Feng looked at Ye Lin: "Linlin, we just heard you talking about beds outside the door, what do you mean?"

bed?Yes, it's the bed!

Ye Lin was quick-witted, and patted his cousin on the shoulder: "The bed at my cousin's house is not comfortable to sleep in. The bed board and Simmons will break down as soon as he sleeps on it. He has always wanted to buy a better bed. Once I told him that my boy The bed at my friend's house is very comfortable, so he pestered me to see what brand it was...Is that the case, cousin?"

Shao Chun squinted his little eyes and stared at him: "Yes, cousin."

Cheng Feng said: "There's nothing wrong with that, cousin, come and see our bed."

A group of people moved into the bedroom together, Cheng Feng turned on the light in the bedroom, and Shao Chun pretended to visit Cheng Feng's big bed. He walked around the big bed and poked it with a baseball bat from time to time. Poke the bed board and mattress.

Cheng Feng suggested that he lie down and try, and Shao Chun lay down on all fours, and his whole body fell into a soft memory mattress in an instant.He straightened up, sank down again, and his whole body shook several times, but the bed and mattress were motionless and quite firm.

Brother Gou commented: "Brother Chun is a big man, he really needs a bed of this size, and the mattress is quite suitable, isn't it, Cheng Feng?"

Cheng Feng: "Yes."

When Shao Chun heard about it, he acted again. He held the bat in his arms like a pillow, squinted his eyes and moaned: "It's comfortable, this bed is really comfortable."

But Brother Gou immediately asked, "Where are you going for a walk? Why are you still carrying a bat?"

Ye Lin and Shao Chun spoke at the same time——

Ye Lin: "We played baseball just now."

Shao Chun: "I measured the bed with a bat. The length of a stick is 80 centimeters."

The two looked at each other——

Ye Lin: "Yes, use the bat as a ruler."

Shao Chun: "Yes, we played baseball for a while just now."

Ye Lin made a concluding speech: "We played baseball for a while, and took the bat to measure the size."

Brother Gou snorted, "Are you both swinging clubs?"

Shao Chun answered quickly: "The person who caught the ball has gone home."

Brother Gou: "What about the ball?"

Ye Lin replied: "The person who caught the ball took him home."

At this point, Brother Gou finally has no doubts.

Cheng Feng gently pulled Ye Lin's sleeve: "When did you learn to play baseball, why didn't you tell me?"

Ye Lin didn't answer, but blushed and urged his cousin who was lying on the bed in a pool: "Is it enough? Let's go home."

Shao Chun hummed, got up slowly from the bed, and followed Ye Lin out of the door.

As soon as Ye Lin left, Cheng Feng showed a complaining expression to Brother Gou: "Why didn't you leave just now, look, my boyfriend is gone now."

Brother Gou shrugged his shoulders: "You see each other every day, we have only seen each other for so long, can you have some conscience? Besides, don't you see that your little milk dog is very embarrassed here, and I have long wanted to pull his cousin Let's go. Looking at the situation today, his cousin insisted on seeing you, do you really think he came to see the bed?"

Cheng Feng hummed sullenly: "I know."

"Besides, I have something to gossip with you, I can't laugh alone - Liu Zilong is hospitalized, do you know?"

"He's in the hospital? What's wrong?"

"He told me that it was food poisoning, which seemed to be quite serious, but he went to the doctor in time and there was nothing wrong with it."

Brother Gou searched for a piece of gossip news on his mobile phone. The title was: "The Dragon Prince of the Hilong Group appeared in the Second City Hospital in surprise, suspected of being infected with syphilis!"

After that, his laughter like a donkey braying began to echo in the room: "Hahahahahahaha~~~咴咴咴咴咴咴咴~~"