face-blind spring

At the same time, an indescribable smell of ecstasy spread in the crowded elevator room.

Fortunately, Ye Lin doesn't recognize me, Liu Zilong thought awkwardly.He moved back a bit, stuffed himself into the corner of the elevator, covered his face, and pushed his hips back, trying his best to control the diffusion speed of the gas.

With a ding, the elevator door opened, and someone rushed out as if fleeing for their lives.Liu Zilong looked up, only to reach the sixth floor.

Liu Zilong also wanted to go out, but when he thought of letting other people eat his farts after he escaped, he felt that it was too unkind.Moreover, he wanted to see which floor Ye Lin went to.

On the tenth floor, Ye Lin escaped from the elevator.Liu Zilong opened a gap with his fingers, and looked out from the gap.There are advertisements for this floor on the wall outside the elevator hall, and the largest and most eye-catching one is "Hunter Archery Club".

It turns out that Ye Lin likes archery, which is a bit cute.

After the elevator door closed, Liu Zilong began to look at the floor guide on the wall, and found that there was a tea room on the twentieth floor. The tea room was for drinking tea. Drinking tea would make you feel like urinating. There must be a toilet there.

As soon as the twentieth floor arrived, Liu Zilong rushed out of the elevator, ran in the corridor, and successfully found the tea room.This tea room is beautifully decorated, antique and looks very classy.A waiter in a cheongsam received him at the door: "Hello, sir, do you have an appointment?"

"No, I'm here..."

Before she finished speaking, an uncle in a Chinese tunic suit behind her suddenly turned around: "Zilong, it's you, what a coincidence!" He waved to the waiter, "This is my nephew, very dear!" of."

The person who spoke was surnamed Cui, called Cui Jianguo, not Liu Zilong's real uncle, but he and his father were called brothers and partners, and they had been partners for many years. In terms of relationship, they were similar to uncles.Liu Zilong was very afraid of his father, so he also respected Cui Jianguo.

Liu Zilong said obediently, "Hello, Uncle Cui, I just passed by, I'm going first if I have nothing to do." Cui Jianguo was a chatterbox, and he tried his best to avoid contact with him.

But Cui Jianguo grabbed his shoulders and said, "This tea room is opened by a friend of mine. It has just grown new leaves recently. Come and have a drink."

"Don't bother, don't bother."

"What's the trouble, you're not a cowboy. Uncle Cui invites you to drink tea, and you drink it. Uncle Cui has something to say to you."

Liu Zilong had no choice but to follow in obediently, took off his leather shoes outside the door, hung his coat on the hanger, and sat in a private room filled with sandalwood.

He originally thought that there would be other people in the box, but there was no one in it.

Cui Jianguo explained: "I made an appointment with my friend to enjoy tea and chat. It wasn't just over, so I sent him out. I had already paid the bill and was about to leave. I met you at the door, and I simply had a second round with you. "

Liu Zilong: "..."

Five minutes later, the waiter brought West Lake Dragon Well tea and refreshments. The Longjing tea is very fragrant, and the refreshments are sweet but not greasy.I don't know if the incense in the room has a calming effect, or the tea is warm and pleasant. The war in Liu Zilong's stomach has subsided for now, and he is much more comfortable, so he is no longer in a hurry to escape.

Cui Jianguo said with a smile: "I met your father two days ago, and we praised you together!"

Liu Zilong: "Praise me?"

"Well, what kind of business did you do recently, the one with the program group, good guy, Hilong's stock has skyrocketed, and the shareholders are very satisfied! I told your father, it turns out that the tiger father has no dogs, and Zilong used to be that I didn’t bother to do business, but once I put my heart into it, I’m sure it will be done well.”

"Uncle Cui is absurd."

What Cui Jianguo was talking about was that Liu Zilong went to SECCO to discuss cooperation. He was photographed in the SECCO hall and in the meeting room that day. , has spread from Seco's internal website to grapevine news.On the third day, the stocks of Hilong Group and Chengji Group both rose by the limit, and they went up for several days in a row. Everyone speculated that the two groups would cooperate in the future to create brilliance together.

This is not bullshit.

But everyone felt that he had done a good job, and there were rumors that his prodigal son turned around and finally put his mind on the business.Even his father, who was not used to seeing him all the time, showed a rare smile to him and cared about his daily life, but Liu Zilong felt a little embarrassed instead.

Fortunately, Uncle Cui didn't ask about specific work matters, and didn't ask him to answer anything. Instead, he spoke by himself, so Liu Zilong had no chance to be exposed.Why did he engage in group cooperation? He didn't just pick up girls in the past.

After eating a few pieces of tea and a pot of tea, Liu Zilong's stomach suddenly started rumbling again, much more intense than last time.If it was Wolf Warrior who was punching in the stomach, now Monkey King is punching Godzilla three times in his stomach.

Liu Zilong clutched his stomach, showing pain on his face, even Uncle Cui could see his discomfort, and stopped his chattering: "What's wrong with you?"

Liu Zilong was throbbing in pain: "My stomach hurts a bit... I need to go to the toilet. Or should we go here first and make an appointment another day?"

Uncle Cui: "Oh, then hurry up, what are you still doing sitting here?"

Liu Zilong: "..."

Uncle Cui opened his mouth, probably wanting to say something, Liu Zilong quickly grabbed his bag and ran out, even forgetting to take his coat.

He rushed out of the private room, rushed to the door, and asked the waiter anxiously, "Where is the toilet?"

The waiter pointed to the side: "It's at the other end of the corridor, but..."

Before Liu Zilong had time to listen to the second half of the sentence, his stomach was already beating, like an active volcano living inside, constantly bubbling upwards.He rushed to the door of the toilet, but found a striking sign at the door: "Toilet maintenance, please do not enter."

The toilet door was also locked with an iron lock.

Liu Zilong: "???"

He clutched his stomach and pushed open the safe passage, and ran down the stairs staggeringly, but soon after he discovered that the toilet on the 19th floor was also repaired.He ran down twice and found that the toilets on each floor were locked. Just when he was about to pull down his pants, he finally saw a cleaning lady at the door of the toilet on the 15th floor.

Liu Zilong: "Auntie, let me go! I want to go to the bathroom!"

The aunt smiled awkwardly at him: "Oh, I'm sorry, the sewage pipe in the building is cracked and needs to be repaired, and the toilet can't be used now, you can go to another place."

"When did it break?"

"Half an hour ago, I ran up and down for a long time before I locked all the toilets."

"Can you open it?"

"Of course not, are you kidding me?"

Liu Zilong with distorted face: "..."

It seemed that he had to go to another place to go to the toilet. Liu Zilong took the elevator and went straight down to the first floor, walking out with a pale face.But when he walked to the door, a burst of intense pain hit, as if all the large and small intestines were wrestling together.He was so painful that he almost fell to the sky, his feet were weak, and he suddenly lost his strength. It was only because of his sharp eyesight and quick hands that he hugged a pillar at the door, so he didn't fall to the floor, but he couldn't move, so he could only sit paralyzed in front of the pillar.

There were people coming and going in the lobby, some bypassed him when passing by, and some stopped to look at him.Liu Zilong pressed his stomach with one hand and stretched out the other, seeking help from passers-by: "Toilet...toilet..."

But no one stopped to help him.

I don't know how long it took, maybe only 2 minutes, or maybe as long as two hours, finally someone stopped in front of him and cast a shadow on his body: "Sir, what's wrong with you?"

The voice was cold and very familiar, Liu Zilong slowly raised his head and realized that it was Ye Lin who came.

No, I can't let him recognize me, I can't let him know that fart is from me!

Liu Zilong immediately lowered his head, rolled on the ground with all his strength, then turned around abruptly, changed direction, and left his backside to him.

Ye Lin: "???"

Immediately, Liu Zilong buried his head and hands in the bag, found a half bottle of mineral water in the bag, opened the bottle cap, moistened his hands, and fiddled with his hair desperately.When he looked up again, the fluffy curly hair had become straight, sticking to his scalp like pickles, and two strands of hair were still dripping with water.

Sure enough, Ye Lin didn't recognize him, and looked at him as if meeting him for the first time: "Why are you sweating so much, do you want to go to the hospital?"

Liu Zilong, who was still talking about the toilet just now, suppressed his discomfort and shook his head: "I...it's okay."

But his stomach betrayed him, and the severe colic came back like a tide. The pain became overwhelming and unbearable. He let out a muffled grunt and collapsed.At this moment, Ye Lin squatted down and caught him with his own body.

Liu Zilong leaned against Ye Lin's body, with his wet head resting on his thin shoulders. Liu Zilong had never been so close to the Master before, his heart beat like a drum and his heart fluttered like numbness. He wished he could lean closer closer.But at such a happy moment, his stomach growled, and a new snowstorm was brewing.

No, I can't fart, I can't fart in front of him!

Liu Zilong held back the fart abruptly, his head swelled and his face turned blue.

Ye Lin saw that he was going to die on the spot, and immediately called the emergency number: "Hey, can you send an ambulance here, I have a patient here who can't breathe..."

After hanging up the phone, Ye Lin patted Liu Zilong's back and comforted him: "Brother, don't worry, I'll take you to the hospital right away."

No, don't send me to the hospital, please send me to the toilet!

More than ten minutes later, an ambulance arrived. Under the crowd's onlookers, two emergency doctors carried Liu Zilong onto a medical stretcher.When Liu Zilong fell on the stretcher, he almost gave out another fart.Fortunately, he bit his lip and held back.

The ambulance whirred and drove, getting farther and farther away from the toilet.

Liu Zilong lay pitifully on the hospital bed, his stomach bulging due to flatulence. He was covered with a white quilt, arched his feet, and hummed in pain, just like a pregnant woman waiting to give birth.

Ye Lin sat beside him, holding his hand and encouraging him: "Brother, don't worry, the pain will be gone in the hospital."

For a moment, Liu Zilong felt that he was carrying his child.But the child in his stomach turned out to be a fart.