You are an ordinary person, how do you survive in the Shura field

"Why are you so surprised? You locked the door, didn't you just want me to do this?" You said and walked in.

An indescribable expression appeared on Osamu Dazai's face, and he even forgot to stop you for a moment.

"Let me use your bedroom." You walked towards his bedroom, the door was not closed, and you saw a lonely bed inside, without even a quilt, and a few clothes were thrown on it randomly.

You looked back at his soft and thick sofa with a plush blanket on it.

"?" Osamu Dazai stood up and looked at you warily.

You walk over and quickly throw yourself on the couch.

The blanket on top still has his body temperature, and the tip of your nose smells the fresh smell of soapy water. You can't help but think of the spring afternoon, lying comfortably in the sun with the blanket in your arms, your whole body is warm, you are comfortable closed his eyes.

Osamu Dazai quickly returned to his senses, and asked with a half-smile, "Come to sleep with me?"

Sleepiness swept over you, you didn't really want to talk, so you let out a soft "Huh?"

He said, "You broke my door."

He probably wanted to take back the initiative from you, you were so sleepy that you could barely keep your eyes open, and he kept saying, "I didn't do anything strange, but you used violence against me, and you seemed to threaten me, Do you think I should tell your officers..."

You barely raised your eyes, and took off the earphones hanging around his neck, "It's just a lock, I'll fix it for you another day, don't make noise."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

His smile sank, and there was a glint of displeasure in his eyes.

You put on the earphones, sink back into the sofa, and the world is quiet—no, an unexpected sound came from the earphones.

"Yes, sir, the handover has been completed." A familiar voice said, "But I think Candou is a bit... Is he really a newcomer trained by our department..."

The tone is a bit fuzzy, but you can tell it's a middle-aged man you've seen in the car.

He hated Osamu Dazai very much, it was impossible to call Dazai after the handover.

so what is it?tapping?

He heard what you said in the car?

With a bang, the earphones were taken off.

Osamu Dazai looked at you with a smile, "What did you hear?"

"Nothing."

You close your eyes, silently pull the blanket over your face, "I'm really sleepy, what's the matter when I wake up."

You rubbed your cheek against the fluffy blanket, Osamu Dazai didn't make any more noise, but you knew he had been standing by the sofa and didn't leave.

He seemed to be staring at you for a long time, and the cold stare made you feel uncomfortable, and you frowned.

I don't know how long it took, the sight that made you uneasy disappeared, and you fell into sleep.

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You are woken up by the strong smell of mustard.

"Ah!"

You rubbed your nose and sat up on the sofa.

Osamu Dazai is sitting not far from you, with a bowl of Oden in front of him, thick mustard sauce floating on it, as the heat continues to rise, a strong pungent smell occupies the entire room.

You couldn't help but ask, "On purpose?"

Osamu Dazai glanced at you coolly, "Who do you think you are, worthy of me doing this?"

"Okay." You went into the bathroom and washed your face, and when you came out, you found that Osamu Dazai had really eaten that bowl of oden with a lot of wasabi, and he still ate it with relish.

The slightly longer bangs couldn't block his shining eyes. Seeing that he was eating happily, you couldn't help reaching out your hand.

Osamu Dazai slapped your hand away, picked up the string of fish balls you fancy, and said with a little dissatisfaction: "I miss your predecessor a little bit."

You aim at another string of shrimp balls and ask, "Since you are so satisfied with him, why do you want to drive him away?"

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes, but unfortunately his mouth was stuffed with fish balls, his cheeks became bulging, and he didn't look threatening at all.

You quickly bring the shrimp balls in front of you.

"He knows your identity, so it is impossible to take the initiative to talk to you, and monitoring outside the door can also avoid conflicts-it is because you said something to him on purpose that he will apply for transfer."

You brought the shrimp ball to your mouth, the pungent wasabi smell made you hesitate, but seeing Dazai's expression was the same, you took a bite lightly.

The pungent taste rushed to your forehead instantly, tears came out uncontrollably, you threw away the things in your hands, and quickly covered your face.

"Haha." Osamu Dazai laughed, "Do you want more?"

"No, no." You shook your hands, your glasses were blurred by your tears, you took off your glasses, and the phone in your pocket suddenly rang.

"Hello?" You answered the phone without looking at the name.

"I have a mission," a female voice said businesslike, "Take Dazai to the Karamachi Performing Arts Club immediately, and I will send the detailed mission information to your mobile phone."

"Okay." You hang up the phone.

Dazai's hearing is good, seeing you put away your phone, he smiled and said with interest: "I want to finish this bowl of oden before leaving."

He deliberately slowed down, slowly chewing the fish balls in his mouth, you are not in a hurry, just sit by the side and watch him leisurely.

"It's okay, eat slowly," you said patiently, "I can look at the mission information first, and check out what delicious food there is at the club... Ah, you won't be able to eat by then, right? Shouldn't I be with you?" What do you say?"

Osamu Dazai: "..."

The oden with wasabi floating in it suddenly became unsavory.

Osamu Dazai threw down his chopsticks: "Karamachi Club is the biggest bar in Ginza, if I order expensive alcohol, will the Supernatural Secret Service be reimbursed for me?"

It turns out that the organization you are in is the Supernatural Secret Service Division. Your face remained unchanged and you asked, "Senior, didn't you reimburse me?"

"They never talk to me."

"Then let me ask." You took out your phone to send an email.

Osamu Dazai went back to his room and took a light-colored windbreaker, and went downstairs without saying hello to you.

You close the door for him, click on the mission information after sending the email, and a supernatural person who can create infectious viruses escapes from prison, wanting to take revenge on the police officer who sent him to prison.

After the police officer retired, he did business with people. I heard that he will meet with people at the Karamachi Club tonight. Some people saw the escaped supernatural beings appearing nearby.

Osamu Dazai's task is to catch the supernatural being and protect the safety of everyone present.

After reading it, the reply from the Supernatural Secret Service Division also jumped out.

"No, it's best not to let him drink."

Unlike the business affairs on the phone, this time the reply was a bit warm, as if it was not handled by the same person.

The system suddenly said: "Since Osamu Dazai is a cadre of Hong Kong and Hei, he should be the kind of murderous devil. It will be very difficult to complete the task..."

He prefers that "well" captures the killing intent, you raised the corner of your mouth and smiled, "It's not difficult."

"How do I do that?" the system asked.

"It's good to successfully deceive him."

You take off the gold-rimmed thin-rimmed glasses in front of you. There are no patterns engraved on the frame, and there are no inlaid decorative materials. It can be called pleasing to the eye, like a carefully calculated arc.

"What are you looking at?" The system wondered.

"SPM alloy material, light and tough, is widely used in the high-end medical field. Its properties are excellent, and it has long been included in the export prohibition list. It is not very expensive, but it should not appear in the newcomers who have just been trained by the special agent department. hand."

You took off the silver tie clip on your chest again, turned your wrist over, and as expected, you saw a line of inconspicuous small characters on the back—Endo, "Endo, since the Edo period, he has been customizing high-end accessories for nobles. In the last copy, he heard Gojo Satoru As I said, a button costs 30 yuan."

You raised your hand, revealing a little white shirt sleeve under the black suit, with the same elegant lettering behind the cuff buttons.

The system was ignorant, "What does this mean...you are rich? No, you are not from the Supernatural Secret Service Division!"

"Guess right." You put the tie clip back on, put on your glasses, and walked downstairs unhurriedly, "I must have another purpose to spy on Dazai."

The system seemed to understand, "So you plan to deceive him and achieve this goal?"

You nodded slightly, "Yes—a smart person like him should be very angry when he is cheated."

"I always feel that it's not that simple." The system said.

"Let's lie first," your smile deepened, "No, let's run away."

Osamu Dazai is waiting for a taxi on the side of the road. His back is facing you, with one hand in his pocket and the other raised up. A windbreaker is hanging on his forearm. His slightly curly black hair blows in the breeze, looking extremely chic up.

You stared at his back and said to the system: "One more thing, you will blatantly display things that do not meet your identity, which shows that 'I' is an extremely confident person."

"It just so happens that Dazai is also very confident, isn't that interesting."

When the taxi arrives, you naturally follow Osamu Dazai into the car.

You slept at Dazai's house for a long time, it was almost night, the taxi moved slowly in the city, and it took almost half an hour to send you to the Karamachi Club.

This is a comprehensive private club. When you enter, you can see the bar on the first floor. Melodious and ambiguous songs are playing on the stereo. The smell of perfume and alcohol is pervasive.

Many girls gathered near the entrance, and the booth a little farther away was also full of trendy young people. Your suit and leather shoes are strange, and even Osamu Dazai, who is wearing a windbreaker, looks better than you. You are much better.

You looked at the dance floor in the distance again. Countless figures danced under the brilliant lights, and you felt something was wrong.

There is no one with a temperament similar to yours——for this mission, only Dazai was sent by the Supernatural Secret Service Division.

You leaned closer to Dazai and asked in a low voice, "What is your ability?"

"You haven't read my profile?" Osamu Dazai was a little surprised.

His ability seems to be very famous, but if you haven't heard of it, something is wrong. There is a little imperceptible inquiry in his eyes.

Your mind turned quickly, and you said with a smile: "I want you to tell me yourself."

Dazai: "..."

These words were indeed very lethal, and that stomachache expression appeared on his face again, and his handsome face was distorted for a moment under the ambiguous light.

At this time, you heard the girl standing by the door say in frustration: "Why hasn't Mr. Shi Er come here..."

They seemed to be waiting for a person named Shi Er. As soon as the words came out, the others immediately echoed, "I clearly said that I would come tonight."

"Could it be hooked by some goblin on the road?"

"Speaking of which, the two people at the door are also very handsome." A girl looked at you, and upon hearing her words, Dazai turned his head and smiled at her.

The girl blushed immediately.

"It's very expensive to chat with Mr. Shi Er, how about we..." She exchanged glances with the girl beside her, walked over shyly, and stood still in front of you.

The girl next to her was the first to ask, "Would you like to drink with me?"

Her eyes are on you and she has an expectant look on her face.

You smiled, and before you could speak, Dazai rushed to answer: "He is willing, you can take him away."

After all, he pushed you hard from behind.

Your body involuntarily leaned forward, and you were about to hit that girl, you quickly grabbed Dazai's clothes to stabilize your body.

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you:

A "You are so impatient to push me out?"

B "Pranks are fun?"

C "Why don't you understand, you are the only one who can interest me."

D "I'm expensive too."