[Zhongyingmei] An alien cub fell from the sky

"Reality or Caricature?Playboy turned out to be a masked vigilante? "

"ridiculous!The perfunctory treatment of the super rich to the public! "

Marvel parent company Disney files copyright lawsuit against Wayne Group

"A Precursor to the Wayne Group's Acquisition of Marvel? "

"Shock!Bruce Wayne bears everything for love, and his secret lover is...》

"Street photography Gotham baby and "Iron Man" RDJ travel together, close relationship..."

The next day... No, I didn't wait until the second day at all. With Gotham as the center, the entire American media industry was blown up, and Bruce Wayne's magical remarks shocked everyone.

Many people had speculated on how the Wayne Group would respond to this public relations crisis, ranging from refusing to admit funding Batman to launching a scapegoat.However, no one expected that it was Bruce Wayne who stood up and declared himself Batman!

Who does he think he is?playboy?philanthropist?

Well, these two may be counted, but how can this magical idiot have anything to do with genius?

The most important thing is, not to mention what happened in the comics, "Iron Man", which was only released two years ago, opened a new chapter in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Almost everyone does not know this famous line.

This kind of response is really too perfunctory for the public!

Almost no one took Bruce Wayne's words seriously. Even if one or two people really tried to compare the timetable, they would be slapped in the face.A group of supermodels scrambled to prove that on some of the nights of the days and nights when Batman was said to have been out, they — and they — had just had an intimate conversation or a multiplayer session with Master Wayne.If there is still time to be Batman, I am afraid that the old time management master will do it.

Even Bruce Wayne himself didn't think about it, when did he sleep with so many tender models?There is no need to release the alibi prepared in advance.

Well, anyway, Bruce Wayne himself doesn't remember how many times he slept, and it's impossible to jump out and refute. Everyone else has slept, wouldn't it be considered inferior if he hasn't slept?

Countless socialites thought so, and sent out ins, twitter, fb and Tumblr, describing in detail their wonderful experience of spending spring night with Bruce Wayne at a certain place in a certain month and a certain time of the year, and their size , skill and taste were praised in all directions.

When someone with a heart sorted out these things and found that Bruce Wayne could not have slept with eight cover girls in one day and flirted with five male models from the timeline, everyone still insisted that they were telling the truth while telling others The insinuation, while hinting at the possibility of multiplayer sports, has earned enough attention.

So a crisis of Batman's identity turned into a big reveal of Bruce Wayne's bed partner in a blink of an eye, which ignited a carnival of public opinion throughout the United States. wedding of the century.

"I thought I understood human nature and made all the preparations," Bruce put down the newspaper with a self-deprecating smile. "But their knowledge is really good. I saw some people on social software have also discovered part of the truth."

"Like what?" Dick asked curiously, "Is it related to Robin?"

"No, it's about size, skill, and taste." Bruce smiled.

"Master Bruce, I don't think it's time for Master Dick to talk about this topic." Alfred showed a disapproving look.

"Oh Alfred, don't worry," Dick said confidently, "I'll surpass him in the future!"

"Nine inches, three inches and an hour," Bruce said, rubbing Dick's head, "that's not easy."

……

Compared with other tabloids, Planet Daily is relatively more ethical.

In other words, Clark and Louise's morals are still barely online, and they are not ready to write those speculative things, so they published an article about Bruce Wayne's move to the Wayne Group's stock price, and Gotham city security. Influenced editorial.

Fortunately, the editor-in-chief Perry White didn't bother them, because the limited number of newspapers of Planet Daily and the hit rate of online news still exploded.

However, this is due to the entertainment version. According to Clark's previous investigation data, the colleagues of the entertainment version quickly sorted out a love history of Batman and Bruce Wayne's "infatuation and lingering", from the timeline to the possible relationship between the two parties. A detailed analysis shows the background of the old media.

"But is it really okay for Bruce to say that? Wouldn't the doubts about Batman be transferred to him?" Clark felt a little strange.

"That's Gotham, small town boy," Louise said, leaning on Clark's desk. "No one dares to embarrass Wayne in Gotham."

That's right, Bruce Wayne and the Wayne Group are two different things, and the essence of the rule of law in Gotham is still the family politics of the major families.The court can conduct normal questioning of the Wayne Group, but in the absence of clear evidence, even if Bruce Wayne "admits" that he is Batman himself, as long as he insists that those urban legends have nothing to do with Batman, no one will Dare to do anything to Wayne.

It was impossible for Clark to figure out these twists and turns, but as the daughter of a general, Louise still understood a little bit.

"Compared to this, I'm more curious about how you met Bruce Wayne?" Louise bent down and "pressed" Clark, "If the editor-in-chief knew that you knew such a media darling, huh?"

"It's really just a meeting a few years ago," Clark said without changing his expression, "but I'm trying to make an interview with him, and I need the help of a good reporter..."

"And there is one right in front of you." Louise showed a charming smile, which made Clark stunned for a moment. "Deal, I will treat you to dinner at noon."

"No, no need..." Clark was still a little embarrassed.

"It's just a casual meal, you can invite me next time, that's it." Louise waved her hand, she knew that the boys in the small town were thin-skinned and had to be tougher.

Although Clark didn't say it directly, Louise's keen observation ability as an excellent reporter can also tell that his family's conditions are probably not very good, and during the internship, he often used excuses not to attend the gatherings of his colleagues AA.Even if he became a regular now, it is still not easy for a newcomer to survive in the big city. After paying the rent and various bills, there is not much money left, and sometimes you have to save money if you want to eat well.

The most important thing is that Clark is obviously single, but he always brings his own bento for lunch!These days, how many single young people are willing to cook for themselves?Being able to cut up a sandwich for breakfast is already a big deal.

Louise worked for an extra year, and got two salary increases because of her outstanding performance. Naturally, her income was much higher than Clark's, and a working lunch was still easy.

Clark, who really didn't have time to refuse:...

He brought bento because he has been used to it since he was a child, and because the food outside is expensive and unpalatable, and most of them are not as delicious as his own simple cooking.

Louise thought very well, just happened to open a new Mexican restaurant downstairs in the Daily Planet Building, and took Clark to try it at noon, and bought a cup of coffee by the way.

However, the reality is very skinny. You never know which will come first, work or lunch break. Perry suddenly dropped an urgent task. Louise and Clark were both busy until one o'clock in the noon to finish the draft. They really have no time and energy to go out and relax. Have a leisurely lunch.

Even Louise herself only asked her colleagues to bring back a sandwich and a cup of coffee.Americans don't eat much at noon, and it's commonplace to simply deal with the past, especially many young girls, who basically don't eat anything.

Instead, Clark took out his lunch box and put it in the microwave for a while. At this time, he didn't have to wait in line for the microwave.

After living outside alone for so many years, Clark also understood one thing.That is, his cooking skills are not as good as Martha's, let alone Jonathan's.At the same time, he also realized that not everyone's daily meals at home need to be as delicate and complicated as those in restaurants.With the same ingredients, the more complicated the dishes Clark cooks, the easier it is to overturn. Therefore, he prefers to make some simple dishes, and they are also very delicious with various chili sauces, mayonnaise, etc. sent from home.

Just a few days ago, when Jonathan and Martha came, they brought him some bottles of truffle oil, so what Clark made today was mushroom pasta with chanterelles and cheese.

The pasta is the spiral type, which was also sent by Jonathan to Clark after the home-made wheat flour is prepared, and it can be fried directly when needed.Because the texture is relatively hard, it will not stick for a few hours, so it is very suitable for making bento.

Chanterelles are also mushrooms with a fruity aroma and a slightly spicy taste.Clark didn't know that the Venus chanterelle he was using was going to sell for $500, but he knew it was delicious mixed with cheese.

Of course, aged cheese is also more than 600 US dollars a piece, and it has sold more than 1000 to the outside world, and because the output is too low, it is almost never sold. The two big eaters of the Kent family ate it all by themselves.

Drizzle some truffle oil when eating, it is truffle cheese mushroom spaghetti, it is simple and convenient to make, and it will take 5 more minutes in the morning, Clark thought happily, and took out a dark brown glass bottle.

"You made this yourself?" Louise noticed Clark's bento for the first time, and she hadn't paid much attention to it before. "The craftsmanship is good, boy from a small town. Did you bring a bottle of drink?"

"No, it's better to drizzle some truffle oil." Clark shook the bottle in his hand, and Louise felt a little familiar for no reason.

But a bottle of truffle oil costs tens of dollars for the cheap ones, and hundreds of dollars for the better ones. I didn’t expect that the boy in the small town who seems to be struggling is still a little flirtatious, Louise thought.

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Currently available information:

1, 9 inches, 3 inches, the size of the master, the United States is accustomed to using imperial units, which is really troublesome (obviously even the UK itself does not use it), corresponding to about 23 cm (length), 7.5 cm (diameter)

2. The average length of a normal white male is about 11-15 centimeters. Those over 17 centimeters are very good, and those over 20 centimeters are definitely considered talented, and they can’t starve to death for filming

3. Data sources refer to comics.In one issue of the manga, there was a page showing the front of the master naked, and the details were very obvious after adjusting the brightness.Some netizens have carried out a scale conversion based on the official height data of the master (188 cm), and the calculated length in the picture is between 13 and 14 cm

4, Then we can calculate the size of the fighting state according to the average expansion coefficient of European and American men.The average expansion coefficient of European and American whites is between 0.7 and 1.0, which means that they can expand about twice as much after hyperemia.This coefficient is lower than that of Asians, so with the same size, they will look slightly larger in their weak state.The same is not absolute. For example, some people's spongy body is naturally elastic, and the expansion coefficient can reach 2.0 or even more than 3.0, but the total size is constant, so it usually looks smaller.

5. Theoretically speaking, Gotham Gunner Brussie certainly cannot have the lowest expansion coefficient, but after studying the picture carefully, I found that the master had just taken off his bat suit at that time, and he had obviously experienced strenuous exercise, and he had a certain upturn Obviously, it is already in a semi-congested state.As we all know, when adrenaline or hormones are excessively secreted, men will also cause congestion.

6. Therefore, when calculating the expansion coefficient, I still took the lowest value. The estimated data was between 22.1 and 23.8, and I took a middle value.

7. Alright, this is the end of this small class on straight men's cold knowledge. Have you learned it yet?

感谢在2020-06-0618:41:04~2020-06-0702:33:45期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of the lost smoker; 5 bottles of the little cat;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!