[Zhongyingmei] An alien cub fell from the sky

"Have we been partying too much lately?"

Jonathan counted and counted in the wine cellar, and finally found this serious problem.

Come to think of it, they've been partying since Jason woke up?Every time it is held at the Kent Farm, and there is never a ticket fee or anything...

No, it's not that Jonathan is so downcast that he doesn't even have the money to hold a party. The problem is that those guys are really delicious, and the consumption of each party is really not small.

The raw materials are all produced in our own farms, and given the maturity time in days, it is reasonable to say that there is no problem with the supply.It's just that Jonathan's finished dishes that have been stored in the boxes one after another before are almost consumed, and it will take some time to use the system's cheating methods to stock up some more.

But the biggest problem, is the wine.

Jonathan usually doesn't supply alcohol to the alliance, because drinking is too easy to cause trouble.Even if no accidents happened, a group of superheroes with explosive alpha concentration gathered together, and it is easy to cause trouble if they drink too much.

So except for a few super-rich members in the league, everyone else can basically drink Jonathan's wine when they have a big party.

It takes three days to make wine, and there is no problem in supplying it under normal circumstances, but...

The wine of Grace Wayne can be regarded as the top specification in any banquet in the world.But in Kent's house, wine below Purple Star is not eligible to be served to guests.

It takes a month for Zixing's wine to be finely brewed, and only the basement space at the beginning of the system can be used for wine making.

Although Jonathan never sells Purple Star quality wine—mainly because the effect is too overbearing, and ordinary people will have a certain period of time to strengthen their bodies after drinking it, which is likely to cause problems—he has saved some for decades, but after the establishment of the alliance Over the years, every year has been a little bit beyond our means.

A Neptune alone may have to bear half of the responsibility!Diana, who refused to admit defeat even in the fight for wine, has to bear the other half!

The consumption has been particularly high recently, and the party has almost never stopped, from Jason's resurrection celebration, to Billy's birthday party, and the wedding a few days ago...

Yes, Superman and Batman's wedding of the century!

Of course, that wedding couldn't have been held at Kent's Farm, but at the Met's Hall of Justice.

And, strictly speaking, it wasn't a wedding.

After that night, the Green Lantern Corps brought their largest member, a living planet, to completely destroy Mungo's war fortress.

But what happened on the earth is what the alliance and Jonathan need to pay attention to. For example...a Batman who ran naked and stripped Superman naked was captured by the news media!And nearly 2000 million people around the world watched the live broadcast from the first perspective!

This number is too desperate. Even if the Wayne Group and the Kent family do their best, it is impossible to complete this level of public relations.

At best, they can preemptively register the G·V copyright of Batman VS Superman, but they can't prevent some small countries from engaging in piracy and fan creation...

In the words of the hardworking Wayne Group CEO, Lucius, he would rather publicize the topic of Batman being Bruce Wayne than get involved in the boss's nonsense!

However, the impact of this incident is really...subtle, and the alliance must respond.Although the alliance immediately announced the truth of the crisis and joined forces with the global government to destroy all Goodness products, how the public thinks is another matter.

So they can only rectify the relationship between Superman and Batman in the Hall of Justice.

The media from almost all countries in the world flocked here, the battle was even more exaggerated than the Olympics, and the flashes almost lit up the entire metropolis...

Witnessed by the alliance, Green Lantern sided with Superman and declared them "partners" according to Kryptonian law and tradition, while Wonder Woman stood with Batman and witnessed them as "comrades" in the name of the gods.

Yes, they made a coincidence by not announcing "marriage" in any earthly sense.

This is also the result of everyone's discussion. After all, Superman's official identity is still an alien!

In theory, Superman has no nationality on Earth!As the chairman of the Justice League, Superman's every move may raise very serious political issues!

Although there is no official document, the alliance does have the right to intervene in crises over the entire earth. This is a tacit agreement between the countries of the earth and the alliance after experiencing many crises that almost destroyed the world.One of the biggest reasons is precisely because the chairman of the alliance is an alien.

So when Superman is unwilling to serve as the chairman of the alliance, theoretically speaking, only Diana, Arthur or Jon stand up, so that there will be no issues such as claiming rights.

Bruce knew very well that his identity couldn't be kept secret forever, and naturally he wouldn't leave a bomb on this kind of thing.Superman can never be registered as Bruce Wayne's partner under the laws of any country on Earth - although even the most anti-gay country will be willing to change the laws for them as long as the regime has a little sense.

But the people don't care about this at all. In everyone's eyes, this is the wedding of the century!

The LGBTQ organization even added bat black to the rainbow flag, turning it into a seven-color flag-as for Superman, his colors were all in the rainbow flag.

What is also unacceptable is Alfred, the old housekeeper who just finished a long vacation. He couldn't stand his young master's "degenerate single life", so he decided to personally arrange a wedding for them...

A wedding of Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent with just a few friends.

But in the end, due to various reasons, the venue of the wedding was changed from Wayne Manor to Kent Farm.

"I guess it's because the old bat doesn't have many friends," Hal complained after receiving the invitation. "It's too embarrassing that no one will come except us. It's better to be in the watchtower."

"The Wayne family has always had a lot of friends in Gotham." Batman retorted calmly.

"Business partners can't be called friends," Green Lantern added.

Calm Batman's decision to deduct all of his league allowances for the month.

The above is why, Jonathan will now look at the wine cellar with a little worry.

"I'm going to bleed again." Jonathan sighed. As a farming game player, only 999+ can give him a sense of security!

"Tsk, it's really troublesome to raise a son," Jonathan shook his head, "Fortunately, he's finally married, so I'll leave it to others to worry about in the future."

That's what I said, but Jonathan already had a hunch that he would only have more headaches in the future...

When Jonathan came up from the wine cellar, the genius was bright, the wedding hadn't started yet, but someone was already helping with the decorations.

"Thank you, Zatanna, I have to make so many magic props, and I have to trouble you to cast spells." Jonathan leaned over to look at Zatanna's spellcasting results, well, it was magic that he couldn't understand.

"It's my honor to be valued by Mr. Kent." Zatanna said after waving her magic wand at a table on the farm again. After a while, this table will be "hidden" in the consciousness of ordinary people. It can only be seen by certain alliance members who are not suitable for sharing the table with others, such as swamp monsters.

Yes, besides the alliance members, many ordinary people also received invitations to this wedding.

For example, the residents of the town, they have elders who watched Clark grow up, and Clark’s playmates since he was a child. It would be too strange not to invite them to the wedding.What's more, Martha is the mayor of the town, and she has to deal with the residents of the town every day. When she just went to buy a few envelopes, she was asked if Clark was getting married...

Another example is Clark's colleagues. After working for more than ten years, there are always one or two friends who are so good that if you don't invite them, you will be held in the office and beaten...

So even if Jonathan has notified the alliance members in advance that they are not allowed to use any abilities at the wedding, he still needs to ask Zatanna to make some magic props to make them look different in the eyes of ordinary people—not every All alliance members have secret identities, and some members' looks are too recognizable.

In addition, Zatanna will also temporarily strengthen the magic barrier around the Kent farm, in case something unexpected happens, it will be easy to deal with.

"I still have to thank you," Jonathan was a little embarrassed. Because of Sangong and Darkseid, Zatanna still thought he was a great wizard. I don't know if those brats have received someone..."

……

"Private jet? Small town boy, how many things are you hiding from us?" Louise had been staring at Clark since just now, "Jimmy, for the record, we are finally going to reveal someone's true colors today."

"Uh, this is Bruce..." Clark, who was flying the plane, was sweating profusely, trying to explain. God is sorry, he usually picks up this thing outside.

"Huh?" Louise pointed to the big [KENT] on the seat of the plane.

Clark looked away a little guilty, because this so-called private jet...was a friendly cameo by a Decepticon sent by Megatron!He didn't know why it happened...

"Aha, Grace Wayne, I already knew that." Louise showed the pride of an ace investigative reporter, "Jimmy."

"Clark, your house is so beautiful," Jimmy patted Clark who was covering his face before taking the photo, "Don't look at me like that, man, you know I don't dare to offend Louise, but if you can help me If you get a few genuine bat darts... ahem, I still don't dare."

Jimmy has been suffering lately, mainly because he's suffocated, because he discovered a shocking secret - the boss is probably Batman!

Knowing that Clark is Superman, it is not difficult to deduce this conclusion.If there hadn't been a real hammer before, then after that night, the whole thing was too obvious.

Unfortunately, Jimmy has not been able to share this discovery with anyone, not even his colleagues.As a reporter, he still knows what it means to be Batman.

colleagues:? ? ?

Do you think we are blind?Isn't that obvious?It can't be that Clark is stepping on two boats, right?No, it's normal to step on two boats, but dare to step on Batman?I'm afraid my legs will be broken.

"Hey Clark, who is this beauty?"

Fortunately, someone rescued Clark, although Clark didn't want to see Hal Jordan coming towards him at this time.

"Oh, this is Miss Lane," Hal approached before pretending to recognize Louise, "I've seen your report on the Justice League, and I really like the two articles on Green Lantern, how kind of you can be A little. By the way, I'm Hal Jordan, the pilot of the Ferris Group."

Hal is one of the few members of the alliance who did not wear magic props, because as long as the green light ring is not activated, Hal is an ordinary person who is not very famous.

"Hal," Clark said helplessly, "don't make trouble, I'll take Louise and Jimmy for a stroll first, you can do whatever you want."

It wasn't once or twice that Hal came to the Kent farm, and Clark didn't bother to entertain him.

"Or, I can take Miss Louise in, Clark, you have to greet other guests, don't you?"

Another private jet has landed, and the planes over Kent Farms are a bit over the limit today.

"Luther!" Hal almost transformed instantly, "What are you doing here!"

"Lex," Clark didn't understand why Lex Luthor would appear at this time, "please, not today."

"This makes me so sad, Clark," Lex took out an invitation card and shook it, "Obviously you invited me."

"That's..." Clark was stunned for a moment. The anonymous invitation in Lex's hand was indeed sent by Martha herself, but it was for the residents of the town!

Today's Kent Farm is surrounded by an enchantment, and it is impossible to enter without an invitation. However, normally, there are always some people who cannot determine the time in advance. Martha has sent several old neighbors in the town. Just seal the invitation and let them bring their families. Anyway, the Kent family can't afford to entertain them.

"Don't forget that I am also a resident of Smallville, Clark," Lex looked at Clark's current expression with great pleasure, "I also brought some friends here, you don't mind?"

God knows where Lex got the invitation, but Martha doesn't remember sending it to the old Luthor house anyway.

Behind Lex, the catwoman Selina Kyle, the double-faced Harvey Dent wearing a mask, Talia al-Ghul in a costume, and the Gotham Daily News stepped out of the private plane one after another. Ace reporter Vicky Weller...and Lana Lang who had no idea who she was traveling with.

"Long time no see, Clark!" Lana happily gave Clark a hug, "I haven't been back for a long time, how are Uncle Kent and Aunt Martha?"

"Everyone is fine, Lana, didn't you say that you can't come back because of work?" Clark hurriedly looked Lana up and down for a while, but luckily he didn't see anything unusual.

"Lex gave me a vacation, so I came back with him, by the way, he is my boss now," Lana gave Clark a gift box, "By the way, I have a surprise for you, Surprise! "

Clark said that this surprise was too big, and he was almost scared to death.

"Miss Lane, it's a pity that I didn't accept your exclusive interview last time." Lex ignored Clark and walked directly to Louise. "I personally like your report very much, except for those prejudices against me."

"If you're really sorry, you can make up the interview here." Louis looked directly at Luther without showing any weakness.

"Oh, today is our mutual friend, Clark's big day, let's not trouble him here," Luther said cheerfully, "I think you and Ms. Weller also have a lot in common, we can Walk and chat..."

Unable to do anything, Clark could only watch them walk into the Kent farm. I hope these people don't sit at the same table, no, and we can't let them provoke other people...

"Bruce, thank God you're finally here!" Clark finally waited until Bruce, who was going to pick him up, returned, "Just now Lex and the others..."

"I know," Bruce nodded, "don't worry, they dare not do anything today."

Luthor is a smart man, he would definitely not attack in such a situation where there is no chance of winning. Among other things, not all members of the alliance have the principle of not killing.

Especially Jonathan, in the Kent farm, few people could stop Jonathan from violently killing people. With Luthor's intelligence network, he must have known how the clown disappeared.

"That's good," Clark breathed a sigh of relief, "Wait, you already knew? Then why are you just now..."

"Hey, we have other things to do," Bruce changed the subject bluntly, "Hal, you and Barry have to take care of the alien members in the alliance today, and avoid any problems caused by their direct contact with ordinary people." confusion."

"No problem." Hal nodded, this is indeed the most suitable thing for him and Barry to do, "By the way, Big Blue, this is a wedding gift for you."

Hal mysteriously handed over a beautifully packaged small box, Clark took it and opened it, and inside was... a roll of cash?There are parts and wholes, and the tricks are deliberately stacked.

"Oh," Clark nodded, "where's the gift? Where is it?"

"Isn't it?" Hal exaggeratedly pointed at the box in Clark's hand.

"That doesn't count. I remember you still owe me $165," Clark shook his head with a smile. "That was six years ago."

"Come on, you just married a super rich man!" Hal exaggeratedly asked, "You two have a combined wealth of hundreds of billions of dollars! Do you want me to pay back the $165?"

"To be exact, I am worth more than $1000 billion alone," Bruce added, "But Clark, you did something wrong."

"This is..."

"Even at the lowest U.S. Treasury bond rate of 1.2%, Jordan should repay us $177 in six years." Bruce's eyes flashed a capitalist's light, "This is not within the scope of the prenuptial agreement."

"Old bat!"

Well, of course Clark and Bruce signed a prenuptial agreement, although it doesn’t matter to both of them, because no one cares about the earth’s assets, Clark can go to the universe and drag a pure gold asteroid back if he wants .But their social identities are not ordinary, and it is impossible for the shareholders of Wayne Group to accept such a very unstable "malign event" that the chairman suddenly gets married without an agreement.

Jonathan didn't care about this either. Normally, both he and Martha could live for a long, long time. Whether the Wayne Group would still be there or not would be two different things.Even his current assets all over the world may be worthless by then.

But as long as the farm and the system are still there, Jonathan will never need to worry about these things. The most important thing is that the family is happy together.

Even on such a big day like today, Jonathan still went to the farm first, after all, it was a habit for decades, and brought some fresh fruit back to entertain the guests. It takes no more than an hour to pluck from the tree.

Open the system panel, clear today's daily tasks, get some achievement points, Jonathan's work is over, and just throw some extra crops into the delivery box.

【Um?Interesting world. 】

A voice suddenly sounded in Jonathan's mind.

who!Who is playing tricks!

Jonathan looked around nervously for a moment. If he was attacked today, he would be in serious trouble!

[Don't be nervous, young man, oh, it's really interesting, we might still be fellow villagers. 】

[Also, you can just use your consciousness to talk to me directly, just like you communicate with the system. 】

【Who are you? 】Jonathan asked, 【Why invade my mind? 】

[Relax, my mental ability is not too strong, I can't invade your mind, it has strong magic protection, and you also have a system.I'm just talking to you through the system. 】

[Well, you still haven't told me who you are.And, you have a system too? 】

【I?You can call me Chris, Chris Stein. 】

【never heard of that. 】

【Well, it looks like it's another parallel world, but it doesn't matter, you just need to know that I'm a chef.Like you, I have a system, except it's broken and I'm on my way to get it back. 】

【Clam?You shouldn't say anything, my system is your system fragment or something? 】

[No, no, of course not, I'm just a little curious about you.Just like I said just now, I am a chef, and you are a...]

[A farmer?A farmer?All right. 】

【Yes, and obviously, the crops you grow are not ordinary...】

The voice paused, [Let me see, I should be able to... Well, I want to buy some goods from you, how about it? 】

[Just need a little crop?No problem, I can give it to you. 】

[Still wrong, what I mean is, I still run a restaurant, so I need a stable supply of goods. Well, the quality of your crops is really good, and it also has the rules given by the system. It should be possible to develop several new recipes... ...]

[Long-term order?What are you going to trade with? 】

[Let me think about it, energy points are a good thing, but I am also very short now, so... how about the cooking? 】

【Cooking?I can do it too, and no one can do it better than me. 】

[It's just that there is no "person",] the voice sounded like a chuckle, 【Have you ever tried the food of God that can bring back the dead, give the power of dreams, and even make you immortal? ? 】

【……make a deal. 】

Jonathan talked with that voice for a long time, and under the witness of the system, he finally signed a long-term effective order, the first period of which is 500 years.

So Jonathan doesn't like to do business with longevity species, the time concept of the two sides is really different!

But the result was worth it, even if Jonathan was distracted by the entire wedding process.

"...and I declare, Clark Wayne Kent, seriously? You really have Wayne in your middle name? And Bruce, um, Bruce Kent Wayne, as a partner!"

In the end, Dick did not become the flower boy or the best man, because he snatched the post of master of ceremonies with a stern face, "Now you can throw bouquets!"

Bruce glared at Dick, then tossed the bouquet behind him.

So when Jonathan came back to his senses, he saw a bouquet coming towards him-a cheating Western-style wedding, where the parents of both parties sat at the bottom like other guests, instead of on top.

Before Jonathan could dodge, a figure appeared from the best man group in an instant and caught the bouquet.

"Karl? Wait for Karl!"

"That's really inedible!"

Well, the rose fairy used to make bouquets at Kent Farm is a top salad ingredient!

Porter's note:

1. Chris Stein is a character in the author's other "[Comprehensive British and American] Nine Worlds of Cookery"

2. Fairy Rose (Fairy Rose) is a kind of crop in the game Stardew Valley, which grows from the seeds of Fairy Rose after 12 days.