I rely on the spirit of words to save Xuanxue

May [-]th, the twelfth day of the fourth lunar month,

Suitable for praying, moving, erecting beams, opening a business, traveling, receiving money;

Do not build graves, open warehouses, ask for heirs, get married, move into a house, or have a burial.

At the foot of Moyu Mountain——

"Selling lucky cakes! One is eight yuan, two is fifteen, three is twenty! Moyushan blessing cakes, after eating Fuwangjiawang, you will be lucky!"

"Take a look at Moyu's specialty hickory nuts! Wild hickory nuts, eat peaches to nourish your brain, and you don't have to worry about your baby's exams!"

"Iced happy fat house water! A must-have product for mountain climbing!"

Looking at the dark head in front of him, Ning Ruiyu, who had just turned the corner from the mountain road, heaved a sigh of relief. With so many tourists, it seems that the money to buy gifts for Yuan'er should be settled.

Looking up at the sky, Ning Ruiyu quickly calculated in his mind.

In Sishi, Tianyi, the god of the zodiac, had his auspicious position in the northeast. Taking the large archway of the Moyu School facing south on his right hand as a reference, the auspicious position of the northeast should be in front of his left.

After confirming his location, Ning Ruiyu immediately squeezed into the crowd with his heavy backpack on his back. He managed to find an empty seat among the crowded stalls without going far.

That location is very close to the big archway, and it is the only way to go up and down the mountain. It is considered a super prime location. Looking at the few fresh leaves left on the table, I am afraid that the original stall owner just left.

It seems that today is really a good time to accept money.

Ning Ruiyu stood in front of the stall in a good mood, and politely asked the stall owner next door: "Is there anyone here?"

Li Cuicui noticed Ning Ruiyu from the moment he appeared in the crowd. At the foot of the Moyu School, one of the five Taoist sects, the young man was very eye-catching in his white-washed Taoist robes, not to mention his unusual appearance. It looks good.

With big eyes, high nose bridge, white skin, and a small red mole between his eyebrows, he looks better than the stars Li Cuicui has seen on TV. Moreover, this young man has a straight figure and a sense of immortality on his body, which is very different from others.

When Li Cuicui spoke, she couldn't help lowering her voice, "No, just put it on."

Ning Ruiyu nodded as thanks.

His eyes glanced over Li Cuicui's face inadvertently, and Ning Ruiyu paused for a moment. After putting down the bag, he didn't immediately set up a stall, but first took out a yellow talisman from the outermost layer of the backpack, and folded it into Triangle stuffed into a red lucky bag and handed to Li Cuicui.

"This?" Li Cuicui looked at Ning Ruiyu puzzled.

Ning Ruiyu handed it forward to signal the other party to accept it, "Let your daughter take it with you."

There are more question marks on Li Cuicui's head.

"She is pregnant."

Li Cuicui's eyes widened and she stood there dumbfounded.

The uncle Mediterranean, who was listening to the conversation between the two at the booth next to Li Cuicui, leaned out and waved his hand to Ning Ruiyu with a smile, "Little Taoist priest, you miscalculated. I have known Sister Li for so many years, but I have never heard that she is still alive." There's a woman—"

"Really?!" The uncle's words were suddenly interrupted by Li Cuicui, "Daoist, is what you said true? Our Tongtong is really pregnant?"

Ning Ruiyu nodded.

As the junior uncle of the Rui generation of the Moyu School, his physiognomy and talismans are the best in the school.

The children's palace under Li Cuicui's right eye is slightly red, which is a sign of auspicious signs for the next generation of female blood relatives, but the position of her redness is slightly lower, and there are a few shallow horizontal lines on the top, which shows that her daughter is not young. There will be a few small accidents in the early stages of pregnancy.

Although judging from the results, he could turn the bad luck into good luck in the end, but since he met him, it can be regarded as accumulating good fortune to help him.

But Li Cuicui couldn't believe it. Her daughter has been married for ten years, but because she has never been able to conceive a child, in order to avoid gossip, the two of them went out of town together when the son-in-law was transferred four years ago, and only came back occasionally during the holidays. once.

Calculate that she will be thirty or four this year, if she is really pregnant...

Just as she was thinking, Li Cuicui's cell phone rang. She opened it and saw that it was a message from her son-in-law, just 5 short words——

【mom!Tongtong has it! 】

"This, this..." After Li Cuicui was stunned for three seconds, she immediately wanted to greet Ning Ruiyu excitedly, "Thank you Taoist priest, thank you Taoist priest!"

Ning Ruiyu quickly took a small step to the side, staggering the direction of Li Cuicui's bending over. After she straightened up, she passed the lucky bag over again and reminded, "Let her avoid the fire source in the near future."

"Okay, okay, I'll definitely tell her!" Li Cuicui gratefully accepted the lucky bag, carefully put it in her chest pocket, took out several pieces of Grandpa Mao, and stuffed them directly into Ning Ruiyu's hands, as if afraid Ning Ruiyu refused, leaving a sentence "I'll give Tongtong a call" and ran away.

Ning Ruiyu: ...

Ning Ruiyu glanced at Grandpa Mao in his hand, there were five of them in total, but he didn't intend to take the money. Out of the corner of his eye, he spotted a small money box behind Li Cuicui's booth, and put it back for her directly.

After returning to his booth, Ning Ruiyu started to get busy.

First put the remaining vegetable leaves on the table aside;

Then spread a piece of blue cloth;

Then I took out the five most popular talismans of the Moyu School that I had driven out all night, [-] pieces each;

Then Nephew Yuan Bao heard that he was going to set up a five-color lucky bag sponsored by friendship;

In the end, it was a piece of white rice paper, on which was written with a beautiful brush——

'Astrology 500, divination 200, talisman 88, lucky bag 12, each person is limited to one question and one talisman. '

After setting things up neatly, Ning Ruiyu's stall officially opened for business.

The Mediterranean uncle at the booth next to Li Cuicui became Ning Ruiyu's first customer.

The backs of the stalls are all connected, and the uncle walked over directly, taking advantage of the fact that there were no customers.

Even though he already knew that this beautiful little Taoist leader had real abilities, the uncle was still very surprised when he saw the five stacks of talismans on Ning Ruiyu's booth.

The talismans of the Moyu School are notoriously effective and hard to find. There is a limit of 99 pieces per day on the mountain. If you want to ask for talismans, you have to queue up before dawn. There are so many, and Zhang Zhang is tapping the Moyu Sect seal that represents high quality. Is this little Taoist priest reincarnated?

Ning Ruiyu didn't know what the uncle was thinking, he saw his face was ruddy, and there were two huge dark circles under his eyes, so he pointed to the stack of talismans on the far side, "Want a sleeping talisman?"

The uncle's eyes widened suddenly, but he didn't say anything. Even if the priest has arrived, he must be the reincarnation of the spirit boy!

The uncle nodded again and again, and felt that Ning Ruiyu was awesome, "Yes, yes!"

Ning Ruiyu: ...Although I don't know what you are thinking, I always feel something is wrong.

However, there is no reason not to do the door-to-door business.

So Ning Ruiyu completed the first business very smoothly.

The uncle also wanted Ning Ruiyu to take a look or make a fortune, but he only had so much private money, so he could only return to his booth with regret.

The first fund was credited, although it was only one hundred yuan, but Ning Ruiyu was temporarily relieved, taking advantage of the fact that there would be no one, he began to think about what gift he could choose for Yuan'er.

Lu Yuan is his "fiancée". When he was a child, he was a "baby relative" witnessed by his elders. Although they would send gifts to each other on their birthdays every year and maintain online contact on weekdays, they have actually been together for 11 years due to various reasons. We haven't seen each other.

This meeting was actually decided by Ning Ruiyu unilaterally.

Grandpa Lu has been out of contact for nearly half a month since he went out last month. Although the family life card is still intact, Yuan'er is still worried. Yesterday, she found out the approximate location of his last appearance, so she decided to set off to find him.

Although the Lu family is an old family of metaphysics, the birth rate has been getting lower and lower since a hundred years ago. In Lu Yuan's generation, she is the only grandchild of the family left, and she has no friends because of her physical condition.

Ning Ruiyu was naturally worried that she would go alone, but he also knew that the other party would not want to trouble him because of his temperament, so he decided to kill him first, and rush to Lu's house to meet her while she was inquiring about the exact location of her grandfather's disappearance. .

But last week he just paid all the money to Shitou Zhang to buy Yuan'er's birthday gift, and the rest on hand was gone after buying the high-speed rail ticket, so he had to go down the mountain to set up a stall to make money.

But, what should I buy when I go back to my wife's house for the first time?

Just as he was thinking, suddenly a delicate female voice interrupted Ning Ruiyu's train of thought, "Master Daoist, I want to test a marriage."

Ning Ruiyu raised his head upon hearing the sound.

Standing in front of the booth is a young girl with a good appearance, her seal is as bright as a mirror, and she has a smooth and prosperous life. Her cheeks and the end of her eyes are slightly red. The former is probably from the sun, while the latter is a sign of passionate love. It is a pity There are variegated lines, and I met a rotten peach blossom.

"Fate hasn't arrived yet." Ning Ruiyu responded lightly and looked away.

The girl was still in a daze, but the man next to her was in a hurry, the girl he had finally met had not yet met her fate, so what was he?

"Bah, you bastard Taoist, see clearly, just talk nonsense, I think you are a liar!" The man put his left hand on his hip, staring at Ning Ruiyu fiercely, the muscles on his left arm with the tiger tattoo twitched. , looks particularly scary.

fraud?

Ning Ruiyu raised his eyelids lazily. This man has deep-set eyebrows, which is the appearance of his wife's lewdness. He is also commonly known as a big scumbag. His eyes are small and drooping. Just scary.

Looking at his right hand on the girl's shoulder, it turns out that he is that rotten peach blossom.

Ning Ruiyu suddenly lost the mood to be reasonable. Marriage is the best and most difficult to calculate. After all, you are telling the truth, but few people are willing to believe it. They all think that they are meeting someone who is destined, heh.

But in the next second, he caught a glimpse of the scumbag's red to purple children's palace and the horizontal stripes below, Ning Ruiyu raised his eyebrows, and said:

"The scumbag cheated. He was happy first and then sad. The catastrophe of disfigurement and the disaster of blood."

As soon as the sixteen words came out, the scene fell into a brief silence, and then, the onlookers immediately started discussing it.

Then the man who understood the meaning of the sixteen characters only felt a bang, and a rush of anger rushed to his forehead. He took a step forward, trying to grab Ning Ruiyu's lapel across the stone table, "You little bastard! X's say it again!"

Ning Ruiyu didn't even lift his eyelids, and leaned back slightly, just missing the man's hand.

Uncle Mediterranean who rushed over as fast as he wanted to help: ...

The girl over there didn't expect her boyfriend to make a move suddenly, she hugged the man's arm slowly and dragged her back desperately, her voice was so anxious that it broke, "What are you doing!"

Although the man didn't pull him, the man's feverish mind calmed down a lot after being shouted by the girl. Then he saw the uncle Mediterranean who was staring at him covetously, and the enthusiastic crowd who had surrounded him, the rest of the man's anger Forcibly held back.

After calming down, the man panicked more and more as he thought about it. The only thing that happened in the sixteen words was "the scumbag cheated".

Recalling the strange movements of the Taoist priest when he went to catch him, the man only felt a chill on his back.

This stinky Taoist priest can't really tell fortunes, can he?The man's eyelids began to twitch, and the cowardly factor in his personality began to cause trouble. At this moment, he no longer wanted to trouble the Taoist priest, but just wanted to get out of here quickly.

Of course, the aura of a man cannot be lost.

So the man sternly yelled "bad luck" at Ning Ruiyu, and dragged the girl away cursing.

"cut--"

As soon as the scumbag left, there were boos all around. Obviously, everyone automatically translated the scumbag's actions into an expression of guilty conscience.

After confirming that the person had gone out of sight, Uncle Mediterranean was about to return to his booth, but just as he turned around, he suddenly slapped himself on the forehead excitedly, "Hey! They haven't paid yet!"

Two hexagrams, you can get 400 yuan!

Ning Ruiyu laughed lightly at the uncle's movement, and the dimple on his right cheek disappeared in a flash.

It's true that he didn't forget to pay the money, but firstly, the person had already gone out of sight, and secondly, he didn't say anything about what the girl said.

As for the scumbag...

Ning Ruiyu sighed in his heart, this person is afraid that today...

Ning Ruiyu looked indifferent, and the uncle could only regret in his heart that he hadn't been able to help, and after sighing that the expert really had a broad mind, he returned to his booth.

With the scumbag running away with a guilty conscience, and the examples of Li Cuicui and Uncle Mediterranean, many tourists who join in the fun believe that this beautiful little Taoist priest is really capable. Fortune-telling is a bit expensive, but buying a talisman Still can be considered.

Especially when some believers recognized that Ning Ruiyu's talisman was a high-quality talisman of the Moyu School, they immediately joined the team of buying, buying, buying, who were still a little hesitant.

As a result, Ning Ruiyu's stall ushered in the first wave of Xiaogao Dynasty.

When the ambulance siren rang, Ning Ruiyu's [-] talismans had already sold less than half.

Not long after the sirens stopped, the medical staff in white coats hurried up the mountain carrying a stretcher.

Soon, the medical staff hurried past again, but this time, there was an extra person on the stretcher, who was holding the blood on his face and humming non-stop.

It wasn't until the ambulance siren sounded again that the people at the scene came back to their senses.

"A bloodbath?" a visitor asked uncertainly.

"It's him! I see the tattoo on his arm!" his companion replied excitedly.

"It's a bloody disaster," the tourist sighed, "but judging by the amount of bleeding, I'm afraid it's not just a disfigurement, it's not far from disfigurement, right?"

"Tsk tsk tsk." Everyone sighed curiously, and soon they asked what happened from the mouths of other tourists who went down the mountain.

It turned out that the scumbag man received a call not long after he went up the mountain. I don't know if he was stuck in his brain, but he just pressed the speakerphone, and then everyone on the mountain road knew that his wife's amniotic fluid broke and she was going to give birth soon. .

After contacting Ning Ruiyu's sixteen-character hexagram, there was nothing the girl didn't understand, so she immediately said goodbye.

How dare the scumbag man, he was about to chase him immediately, but when he got excited, he stepped on the empty steps and fell down. Coincidentally, there was a piece of metal where he fell, which directly scratched his face from the corner of his forehead to his chin , This time I'm afraid it will really disfigure me.

After hearing the cause and effect, everyone sighed more and more, and at the same time looked at Ning Ruiyu with more admiration.

This is a real fortune teller!

I was a little skeptical at first, but this time I am completely convinced.

As a result, Ning Ruiyu's booth ushered in the second wave of sales peak.

Two hours later, all the talismans were sold out, and Ning Ruiyu was just about to take a break when his phone lit up.

It is a V letter.

[Yuan'er: I've asked about the location. It's in Sidang Village. I'm leaving tonight. Don't worry. 】

Ning Ruiyu:!

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Who Did Beta Offend? "

Beta Ning Siyu was admitted to the Imperial First Military Academy with excellent grades. The night before he went to report for duty, he had a dream.

In the dream he was reading a book, the protagonist in the book is an Omega who traveled from another world,

He pretended to be Beta and sneaked into the military academy, and then started his ups and downs as a group favorite:

The protagonist O is not used to eating in the school cafeteria, the richest man waved his hand and changed the menu to a taste suitable for AO, and their favorite sweet and sour pork ribs in the same dormitory Beta is gone;

The impoverished protagonist O didn’t get enough exam scores to get a scholarship, the second prince of the empire cheated him and took away their Beta places in the same dormitory;

And this Beta in the same dormitory was "honored" to be the cannon fodder for the dead ghost who was pushed out after the protagonist was in heat and caused a riot when they went to the actual combat exercise in the second half of the school year.

Ning Siyu who woke up: What kind of shabby novel is this? Who did Beta offend? ? ? ! !

After waking up from the dream, Ning Siyu was so angry that he only ate three steamed buns for breakfast.

However, when the report ended and he went to the dormitory, he saw his three roommates:

Second Prince of the Empire,

The young son of the richest man in the empire,

as well as,

A "Beta" wearing an "O" all over his body.

Ning Siyu: All right, let this world be destroyed.