Taipingchun
Chapter 72
Playing boards is also knowledgeable. The servants in charge practice the skill of bean curd making hard at the request of the elders at home. When the tofu made by bean curd looks good but the inside is rotten, it is time to be able to become a master. season.
Learning here is the skill of making a living.
The two looked at each other with a tacit understanding, and both read a hint of banter from it.
The wrist is turned over, the water and fire stick is held into the palm, lightly lifted up and down alternately, the muffled sound can be heard, and all the yamen servants are aware of the inner knowledge.Seeing that the three boards were not enough, the person under him rolled his eyes, and his head fell to the ground with a "boom" without support, and he lost consciousness for a while.
However, the chief official in the hall is sitting sideways, facing the southwest, his almond eyes are lightly closed, and his long eyelashes are obvious. He only looks like a man, and he doesn't pay attention to what happens in the hall.Standing beside him was Zhang Cong, a scholar dressed as a Confucian scholar, who had to watch the situation in the hall all the time. Seeing Squire Wang nodding his head, he seemed to have lost his breath. Some twitched, approached and pushed the two of them away, and shouted angrily: "Get out of the way."
He bent down to the ground and climbed onto Wang Chen's breath.
Xu Xiuwen heard the movement, and couldn't help frowning when she saw this scene. Just as she wanted to get up and speak, she sat back in the big chair, and lightly thumped the table with her fist. I breathed a sigh of relief.
Pointing to the two of them, he said: "It's about beating, what are you waiting for?"
The two looked at each other's eyes, nose, nose and heart, and they just bowed their hands and clasped their fists, they both wondered: "I don't know what you mean by a humble job."
After the boredom was over, Xu Xiu waved the two of them back to work. The current situation was very strange. Looking around at the crowd, the expressions on each and every one of their faces were a bit weird, showing evil ways. When you open your eyes, it seems that the world has returned.
The people in the hall did not speak, and the people in the hall were silent, only the medical officials and petty officials checked the details of the patients lightly.
He cupped his hands and said, "My lord, Squire Wang is old, and I'm afraid he won't be able to stand the punishment."
Xu Xiu looked at him calmly and said, "Now."
The medical officer hurriedly said: "There is no serious problem, at least you have to stay in bed for many days, and you can't stand for a long time."
"Understood, let's go."
"Yes."
The yamen servants beat him without losing face. When he hit Wang Yu, he hit him. If this person had any troubles in the yamen, not to mention that the Wang family would not deal with him, even the group of squires who shared the same hatred and interests would not. Will let this matter go, if you can kill Wang Yu today, you can beat them to death tomorrow, make a big fuss and attack yourself. It is foreseeable, who will benefit from this?
There may be calculations here.
Xu Xiu's name is machine change, so she already has that wisdom, but books are dead, but the times are indeed alive, so it's only natural that she suffered some hardships.Eight years is enough for him to become an authentic enlightened person, and he will understand in a few strokes.The yamen servants did this, naturally because they didn't want the county to investigate the details here, so the case reported by Wang Chen was correct, and some yamen servants must have found his house to do something wrong.
Thinking about it, wouldn't it be wonderful if he could kill Wang Yan and then himself, it was a good plan.
What is terrible is not these businessmen, but the Confucian scholars and bureaucrats behind these businessmen. influential public opinion.
Writing a poem, inscribing a stele, making an anthology, holding a literary meeting, and even setting up an academy all require cost. The heart is also cool, and they are careful not to be indecent, and the buttocks naturally sit on their side.
There is a sneering smile on the corner of his mouth. In the past, he fought those heavenly and human battles with many superiors, which seemed earth-shattering. In fact, if his own safety is hindered by the bottom line, it is not in great danger. Life is never hindered. Heng resigned from office, brought down a third-rank official, and then covered up the dirty things of this low-ranking official and his subordinates. These people are truly bottomless people.
In recent days, the lazy dragon is not here, and there is no strong hand to suppress it. It is normal for such villains to have bad intentions.If it weren't for Zhang Cong's long-term heart, he would be in trouble if he followed this way.
Pressing down the thoughts in his heart, let's not express it for the time being, Zhang Cong is also aware of the treacherous atmosphere in the room, and his fingers tucked into his long sleeves tremble slightly. He was born in a wealthy family since he was a child, so he naturally knows the energy in it. It's okay to offend Shangfeng. They have their own means of attracting and attacking the strong to work, but if they are enemies, the merchants of the pre-Qin Dynasty and Chao Cuo of the Han Dynasty, although they are not equivalent, can also participate in the business, and prove it, let alone the seventh-rank officials.
Zhang Cong's scrutinizing eyes swept over the faces of the yamen servants, and said: "People's hearts have limits, but desires are hard to fill!"
Of course it won't have much effect, for those who are thick-faced and dark-hearted, so it is.
Xu Xiudao: "Send Squire Wang into the backyard to rest for a while, and make other calculations. Leave the hall."
……
Leaning back on the chair, Xu Xiu was a little upset, and said to Zhang Cong: "Can't we gather together to point out where to fight? Honestly, just wait for me to be out of office for a few years? It's because I haven't brought them any benefits, so Are you going to get me down?"
Zhang Cong pulled out a chair and sat down, "What's the explanation for Jizi?"
"It is said that Wendao flocks of birds gather on the wood." Xu Xiu was puzzled.
"How does Sun Tzu's Art of War talk about ambushes?"
"The one who raises the birds, falls down. The one who gathers the birds, stands empty."
"My master is very knowledgeable."
Xu Xiu gave him a thumbs up with a smile, cultural people are so good at persuading people.From such a collection of characters, we know that it is not so easy to unite people. Think about how powerful the ancestors were when they created this collection of characters. Birds are the most cautious. Gathering together is a set, and how much ability and wisdom is required, very few people can achieve.
Thinking of this, Xu Xiu felt a little relieved and said with a smile, "Let me tell you a joke."
"Oh?" Hearing that the adults were going to tell a joke, Zhang Cong was also curious.
"Appreciate further details."
"There are ten birds in the tree, and there is a hunter..." Just after I finished speaking, I heard "There are no more birds." The answer is not interesting.
This little gadget can't help him.
Zhang Cong shook his head innocently and said, "I didn't say that."
Turning around in shock, I saw Lu Shen and Wei Xiao waving their hands in salute to him, and Xu Yang beside him secretly made a face and was very happy. Seeing this, Xu Xiu saluted them with the teacup she was holding. The passion in the fantasy, there is no yelling, the three of them hug each other lightly, everything is unspoken, the gentleman is reserved, and the gentleman is restrained.
Of course, such a hug is naturally shown by himself, and others are embarrassed.
Wei Xiao said: "I haven't seen you for many years, it's good to be Jun."
"You two are here, everything is fine." Xu Xiu took a few steps back and gave a long bow slowly.
Lu Shen patted him on the shoulder and said, "Jun Yi has grown taller."
"Bullshit."
Seeing the dusty atmosphere, Xu Xiu knew that he had to take a detour, and complained, "Why don't you come and see me when Jinling settles down. Anyway, Nanjing is also a busy place, and there is plenty of time."
Although he complained, he couldn't hide the smile on his face. Lu Shen looked at the environment casually, and said with a smile, "Jun is an upright official."
Wei Xiao echoed: "Jun is an upright official." But at the end, the slight uptick in the end sound was obviously more teasing than commentary.Xu Xiu raised her eyebrows and said, "Just wait for the two of you."
He said happily to Xu Yang: "Dehui Tower, the house is full of joy!"
"Okay." Xu Xiu ran quickly in small steps. This is the highest-level banquet, and this meal must be eaten hard.
Wei Xiao scolded with a smile: "You can't learn from Wenyu! You know how to eat us."
All laughed.
Hearing him talk about Dong Qi, Xu Xiu thought, "I haven't written to Wen Yu for a long time, I don't know what's going on."
"Very good, it's a joy to fight those country gentry."
Lu Shen said leisurely: "It must be a joy to be bullied."
The three of you looked at each other, and I spoke a word. They didn't see any unfamiliarity that they hadn't seen for many years. They seemed to have endless words. They said whatever they thought of. The table is full of delicacies, and I am already intoxicated.
Xu Xiu raised his glass and said, "Drink wins."
Talking and laughing on one side, and complaining on the other side, Zhang Cong, Baifei and Xu Yang gathered together, tasted delicious food, and listened to Wang Zhen's words lying on the bed, it was not fun, Bai Fei said helplessly: "Mister, our adults will not be unjust, so you can relax."
Talking in his mouth, his hands were not slow, Xu Yang looked at the piece of stewed crispy and delicious duck leg into his bowl resentfully. In his own bowl, looking at him puzzled, Bai Fei said embarrassedly: "I ate two."
"it is good."
"I didn't eat a single duck leg." Zhang Cong said quietly.
Xu Yang took a small bite and said triumphantly, "Duck legs are not tasty."
"Give me a bite."
Seeing the two of them staring at him, Zhang Cong touched his face helplessly and said, "I didn't say it. Could it be that my voice made you not familiar with it for so long?"
Bai Fei thought for a while, then nodded seriously.
Wang Yu lay on his stomach and said, "Give me something to eat, I'm starving to death."
Looking left and right, the two of them seemed unwilling to talk to him, neither wanted to give him something to eat, so the kind Xu Yang had to get another bowl and put some food for him, Wang Yan groaned and said: "feed me."
Now that he endured it for the first time, he should endure it to the end, otherwise this patience will be useless, Xu Yang secretly felt bad luck, and squatted down to feed him mouthfuls.
Wang Chen said: "Remember, after you take a bite, wipe it for the old man."
Using one behavior to describe his mood at this time, it must be enough to put a bowl of rice on his head to vent his anger, but it is a pity that Xu Yang's own house has to be cleaned up if it is dirty.
Bai Fei put down his chopsticks and approached, snatched away the bowl from Xu Yang's hand, picked up a spoon and took a big mouthful, stretched his mouth open with both hands, and let the poor old Wang Jin just swallow , It’s hard to say anything, or you will have to choke to death.
After eating most of the bowl, seeing him rolling his eyes again, Bai Fei curled his lips and pulled Xu Yang up and said, "When eating, rich people are hypocritical, and they are not afraid to wipe their lips off after eating once."
Zhang Cong drank tea to relieve his boredom, and said casually: "Bai Lang, when did you learn this kind of thing?"
"Hmm." Xu Yang was also very curious, he couldn't see that such a doll has become so agile after these days, unlike the one who wanted to die before.
Bai Fei took a bite, the meaty aroma filled his lips and teeth, reluctant to open his mouth to speak, he snorted softly, signaling them to continue eating.
"It's worthless, I'll have something to eat every day from now on."
Xu Yang was stunned for a moment and recalled: "Following the young master, you can only eat well in the capital for two years, and most of the time you don't have the opportunity to eat good food."
"Me too." Bai Fei said, "I haven't eaten it before."
"Poor ghost."
Attracted two pairs of complicated eyes.
"I didn't say that." Zhang Cong waved his hand lightly and said, "Thank you for your hard work. It is said that being an official will surely make you prosperous, but there are still many good officials in this world who are willing to be poor, and Jun Yi is one."
"Pooh."
Bai Fei wiped his mouth and got up to go to the side, Xu Yang pulled him and shook his head, "Don't be impulsive, it's normal for Mr. Wang to have resentment."
Only then did he sit down awkwardly, and just as Wang Chen wanted to be proud, he heard Xu Yang say: "If you talk too much, put a sock in his mouth."
"Humph."
Zhang Cong said strangely: "Master Wang, how come no one has come to your house yet?"
"Cough." Wang Zhen looked at Zhang Cong with his head out and said, "The old man told them that if he doesn't explain the truth, he will never come back. It's embarrassing for Xu Zhixian."
He will not tell them that as long as he goes, the county magistrate will definitely open his door and entertain him warmly. Even if he comes back later, it will be fine, so there is no need to worry. This is good, if they come to see him being beaten It's a shame if you can't get out of bed.
Seeing this, Zhang Cong's heart moved, and he sat next to him and asked, "Master Wang, tell me about the situation that day in detail."
"So..."
Hearing it clearly, Zhang Cong thought that it was true that the Wang family had owned such a large property for several generations. How could this generation of the head of the family be so... how to say, in Xu Xiu's words, how could it be so bad, but it can be regarded as a person who is not hypocritical. people.
The author has something to say: It is said that Qian Fu, a great talent, once again went to take the exam to be a shooter for others, and his resume says that he is Weixu.
The examiner stared and said: You can't enter!
Qian Fu replied without showing any timidity: Why!
The examiner said: You have a mustache.
Qian Fu: Isn’t a mustache just a microbeard?
The examiner sneered and said: The Analects of Confucius said: Wei Guanzhong, I have my hair on my left lapel!Micro means no, doesn't microbeard mean no beard!Take it easy, get out!
Qian Fu said angrily: Mencius also said that Confucius passed the Song Dynasty in a small way. Could it be that the old Confucius ran across the Song Dynasty with his shirt on and no clothes on!
Learning here is the skill of making a living.
The two looked at each other with a tacit understanding, and both read a hint of banter from it.
The wrist is turned over, the water and fire stick is held into the palm, lightly lifted up and down alternately, the muffled sound can be heard, and all the yamen servants are aware of the inner knowledge.Seeing that the three boards were not enough, the person under him rolled his eyes, and his head fell to the ground with a "boom" without support, and he lost consciousness for a while.
However, the chief official in the hall is sitting sideways, facing the southwest, his almond eyes are lightly closed, and his long eyelashes are obvious. He only looks like a man, and he doesn't pay attention to what happens in the hall.Standing beside him was Zhang Cong, a scholar dressed as a Confucian scholar, who had to watch the situation in the hall all the time. Seeing Squire Wang nodding his head, he seemed to have lost his breath. Some twitched, approached and pushed the two of them away, and shouted angrily: "Get out of the way."
He bent down to the ground and climbed onto Wang Chen's breath.
Xu Xiuwen heard the movement, and couldn't help frowning when she saw this scene. Just as she wanted to get up and speak, she sat back in the big chair, and lightly thumped the table with her fist. I breathed a sigh of relief.
Pointing to the two of them, he said: "It's about beating, what are you waiting for?"
The two looked at each other's eyes, nose, nose and heart, and they just bowed their hands and clasped their fists, they both wondered: "I don't know what you mean by a humble job."
After the boredom was over, Xu Xiu waved the two of them back to work. The current situation was very strange. Looking around at the crowd, the expressions on each and every one of their faces were a bit weird, showing evil ways. When you open your eyes, it seems that the world has returned.
The people in the hall did not speak, and the people in the hall were silent, only the medical officials and petty officials checked the details of the patients lightly.
He cupped his hands and said, "My lord, Squire Wang is old, and I'm afraid he won't be able to stand the punishment."
Xu Xiu looked at him calmly and said, "Now."
The medical officer hurriedly said: "There is no serious problem, at least you have to stay in bed for many days, and you can't stand for a long time."
"Understood, let's go."
"Yes."
The yamen servants beat him without losing face. When he hit Wang Yu, he hit him. If this person had any troubles in the yamen, not to mention that the Wang family would not deal with him, even the group of squires who shared the same hatred and interests would not. Will let this matter go, if you can kill Wang Yu today, you can beat them to death tomorrow, make a big fuss and attack yourself. It is foreseeable, who will benefit from this?
There may be calculations here.
Xu Xiu's name is machine change, so she already has that wisdom, but books are dead, but the times are indeed alive, so it's only natural that she suffered some hardships.Eight years is enough for him to become an authentic enlightened person, and he will understand in a few strokes.The yamen servants did this, naturally because they didn't want the county to investigate the details here, so the case reported by Wang Chen was correct, and some yamen servants must have found his house to do something wrong.
Thinking about it, wouldn't it be wonderful if he could kill Wang Yan and then himself, it was a good plan.
What is terrible is not these businessmen, but the Confucian scholars and bureaucrats behind these businessmen. influential public opinion.
Writing a poem, inscribing a stele, making an anthology, holding a literary meeting, and even setting up an academy all require cost. The heart is also cool, and they are careful not to be indecent, and the buttocks naturally sit on their side.
There is a sneering smile on the corner of his mouth. In the past, he fought those heavenly and human battles with many superiors, which seemed earth-shattering. In fact, if his own safety is hindered by the bottom line, it is not in great danger. Life is never hindered. Heng resigned from office, brought down a third-rank official, and then covered up the dirty things of this low-ranking official and his subordinates. These people are truly bottomless people.
In recent days, the lazy dragon is not here, and there is no strong hand to suppress it. It is normal for such villains to have bad intentions.If it weren't for Zhang Cong's long-term heart, he would be in trouble if he followed this way.
Pressing down the thoughts in his heart, let's not express it for the time being, Zhang Cong is also aware of the treacherous atmosphere in the room, and his fingers tucked into his long sleeves tremble slightly. He was born in a wealthy family since he was a child, so he naturally knows the energy in it. It's okay to offend Shangfeng. They have their own means of attracting and attacking the strong to work, but if they are enemies, the merchants of the pre-Qin Dynasty and Chao Cuo of the Han Dynasty, although they are not equivalent, can also participate in the business, and prove it, let alone the seventh-rank officials.
Zhang Cong's scrutinizing eyes swept over the faces of the yamen servants, and said: "People's hearts have limits, but desires are hard to fill!"
Of course it won't have much effect, for those who are thick-faced and dark-hearted, so it is.
Xu Xiudao: "Send Squire Wang into the backyard to rest for a while, and make other calculations. Leave the hall."
……
Leaning back on the chair, Xu Xiu was a little upset, and said to Zhang Cong: "Can't we gather together to point out where to fight? Honestly, just wait for me to be out of office for a few years? It's because I haven't brought them any benefits, so Are you going to get me down?"
Zhang Cong pulled out a chair and sat down, "What's the explanation for Jizi?"
"It is said that Wendao flocks of birds gather on the wood." Xu Xiu was puzzled.
"How does Sun Tzu's Art of War talk about ambushes?"
"The one who raises the birds, falls down. The one who gathers the birds, stands empty."
"My master is very knowledgeable."
Xu Xiu gave him a thumbs up with a smile, cultural people are so good at persuading people.From such a collection of characters, we know that it is not so easy to unite people. Think about how powerful the ancestors were when they created this collection of characters. Birds are the most cautious. Gathering together is a set, and how much ability and wisdom is required, very few people can achieve.
Thinking of this, Xu Xiu felt a little relieved and said with a smile, "Let me tell you a joke."
"Oh?" Hearing that the adults were going to tell a joke, Zhang Cong was also curious.
"Appreciate further details."
"There are ten birds in the tree, and there is a hunter..." Just after I finished speaking, I heard "There are no more birds." The answer is not interesting.
This little gadget can't help him.
Zhang Cong shook his head innocently and said, "I didn't say that."
Turning around in shock, I saw Lu Shen and Wei Xiao waving their hands in salute to him, and Xu Yang beside him secretly made a face and was very happy. Seeing this, Xu Xiu saluted them with the teacup she was holding. The passion in the fantasy, there is no yelling, the three of them hug each other lightly, everything is unspoken, the gentleman is reserved, and the gentleman is restrained.
Of course, such a hug is naturally shown by himself, and others are embarrassed.
Wei Xiao said: "I haven't seen you for many years, it's good to be Jun."
"You two are here, everything is fine." Xu Xiu took a few steps back and gave a long bow slowly.
Lu Shen patted him on the shoulder and said, "Jun Yi has grown taller."
"Bullshit."
Seeing the dusty atmosphere, Xu Xiu knew that he had to take a detour, and complained, "Why don't you come and see me when Jinling settles down. Anyway, Nanjing is also a busy place, and there is plenty of time."
Although he complained, he couldn't hide the smile on his face. Lu Shen looked at the environment casually, and said with a smile, "Jun is an upright official."
Wei Xiao echoed: "Jun is an upright official." But at the end, the slight uptick in the end sound was obviously more teasing than commentary.Xu Xiu raised her eyebrows and said, "Just wait for the two of you."
He said happily to Xu Yang: "Dehui Tower, the house is full of joy!"
"Okay." Xu Xiu ran quickly in small steps. This is the highest-level banquet, and this meal must be eaten hard.
Wei Xiao scolded with a smile: "You can't learn from Wenyu! You know how to eat us."
All laughed.
Hearing him talk about Dong Qi, Xu Xiu thought, "I haven't written to Wen Yu for a long time, I don't know what's going on."
"Very good, it's a joy to fight those country gentry."
Lu Shen said leisurely: "It must be a joy to be bullied."
The three of you looked at each other, and I spoke a word. They didn't see any unfamiliarity that they hadn't seen for many years. They seemed to have endless words. They said whatever they thought of. The table is full of delicacies, and I am already intoxicated.
Xu Xiu raised his glass and said, "Drink wins."
Talking and laughing on one side, and complaining on the other side, Zhang Cong, Baifei and Xu Yang gathered together, tasted delicious food, and listened to Wang Zhen's words lying on the bed, it was not fun, Bai Fei said helplessly: "Mister, our adults will not be unjust, so you can relax."
Talking in his mouth, his hands were not slow, Xu Yang looked at the piece of stewed crispy and delicious duck leg into his bowl resentfully. In his own bowl, looking at him puzzled, Bai Fei said embarrassedly: "I ate two."
"it is good."
"I didn't eat a single duck leg." Zhang Cong said quietly.
Xu Yang took a small bite and said triumphantly, "Duck legs are not tasty."
"Give me a bite."
Seeing the two of them staring at him, Zhang Cong touched his face helplessly and said, "I didn't say it. Could it be that my voice made you not familiar with it for so long?"
Bai Fei thought for a while, then nodded seriously.
Wang Yu lay on his stomach and said, "Give me something to eat, I'm starving to death."
Looking left and right, the two of them seemed unwilling to talk to him, neither wanted to give him something to eat, so the kind Xu Yang had to get another bowl and put some food for him, Wang Yan groaned and said: "feed me."
Now that he endured it for the first time, he should endure it to the end, otherwise this patience will be useless, Xu Yang secretly felt bad luck, and squatted down to feed him mouthfuls.
Wang Chen said: "Remember, after you take a bite, wipe it for the old man."
Using one behavior to describe his mood at this time, it must be enough to put a bowl of rice on his head to vent his anger, but it is a pity that Xu Yang's own house has to be cleaned up if it is dirty.
Bai Fei put down his chopsticks and approached, snatched away the bowl from Xu Yang's hand, picked up a spoon and took a big mouthful, stretched his mouth open with both hands, and let the poor old Wang Jin just swallow , It’s hard to say anything, or you will have to choke to death.
After eating most of the bowl, seeing him rolling his eyes again, Bai Fei curled his lips and pulled Xu Yang up and said, "When eating, rich people are hypocritical, and they are not afraid to wipe their lips off after eating once."
Zhang Cong drank tea to relieve his boredom, and said casually: "Bai Lang, when did you learn this kind of thing?"
"Hmm." Xu Yang was also very curious, he couldn't see that such a doll has become so agile after these days, unlike the one who wanted to die before.
Bai Fei took a bite, the meaty aroma filled his lips and teeth, reluctant to open his mouth to speak, he snorted softly, signaling them to continue eating.
"It's worthless, I'll have something to eat every day from now on."
Xu Yang was stunned for a moment and recalled: "Following the young master, you can only eat well in the capital for two years, and most of the time you don't have the opportunity to eat good food."
"Me too." Bai Fei said, "I haven't eaten it before."
"Poor ghost."
Attracted two pairs of complicated eyes.
"I didn't say that." Zhang Cong waved his hand lightly and said, "Thank you for your hard work. It is said that being an official will surely make you prosperous, but there are still many good officials in this world who are willing to be poor, and Jun Yi is one."
"Pooh."
Bai Fei wiped his mouth and got up to go to the side, Xu Yang pulled him and shook his head, "Don't be impulsive, it's normal for Mr. Wang to have resentment."
Only then did he sit down awkwardly, and just as Wang Chen wanted to be proud, he heard Xu Yang say: "If you talk too much, put a sock in his mouth."
"Humph."
Zhang Cong said strangely: "Master Wang, how come no one has come to your house yet?"
"Cough." Wang Zhen looked at Zhang Cong with his head out and said, "The old man told them that if he doesn't explain the truth, he will never come back. It's embarrassing for Xu Zhixian."
He will not tell them that as long as he goes, the county magistrate will definitely open his door and entertain him warmly. Even if he comes back later, it will be fine, so there is no need to worry. This is good, if they come to see him being beaten It's a shame if you can't get out of bed.
Seeing this, Zhang Cong's heart moved, and he sat next to him and asked, "Master Wang, tell me about the situation that day in detail."
"So..."
Hearing it clearly, Zhang Cong thought that it was true that the Wang family had owned such a large property for several generations. How could this generation of the head of the family be so... how to say, in Xu Xiu's words, how could it be so bad, but it can be regarded as a person who is not hypocritical. people.
The author has something to say: It is said that Qian Fu, a great talent, once again went to take the exam to be a shooter for others, and his resume says that he is Weixu.
The examiner stared and said: You can't enter!
Qian Fu replied without showing any timidity: Why!
The examiner said: You have a mustache.
Qian Fu: Isn’t a mustache just a microbeard?
The examiner sneered and said: The Analects of Confucius said: Wei Guanzhong, I have my hair on my left lapel!Micro means no, doesn't microbeard mean no beard!Take it easy, get out!
Qian Fu said angrily: Mencius also said that Confucius passed the Song Dynasty in a small way. Could it be that the old Confucius ran across the Song Dynasty with his shirt on and no clothes on!
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