Perfect Lover Interpretation Plan

"Why...why didn't you come to me immediately!!"

There was a sharp shout from the screen, and Nakahara Chuya's eyes widened in an instant, and he stood there in a daze.

His blue eyes were full of confusion and doubt, and after blinking lightly, he stood there in a daze, as if he wanted to say something but didn't know what to say.

"……White?"

In the end, he could only nervously call out the girl's name, and set his gaze on the silver-haired girl in a bathrobe.

I don't know if it was his illusion, but just now, he accidentally caught a glimpse of red light in his favorite blue eyes.

But after being reminded by his voice, Bai on the screen suddenly froze, his eyes widened in bewilderment, and he froze in place.

It's like the shocked and unbelievable look of a cat that was secretly eating snacks when its owner happened to capture it.

But compared to the level of stealing food, the shock and panic in the girl's eyes were almost doubled, and she subconsciously covered her mouth and took a step back.

"What the hell was I... just talking about?"

She murmured hesitantly, showing a confused expression that she didn't know what happened just now.

In fact, Nakahara Chuya's confusion is no different from hers. Bai Hui roared hysterically and questioned loudly, which did not match the other party's personality at all.

Rather than being angry, it was more like another personality popped out, full of a sense of disobedience.

"Are you okay?" So Zhongyuan Zhong also wanted to break his head but didn't realize what was going on, so he could only comfort Baidao, "Are you tired from walking?"

After finding Osamu Dazai from the Central Plains and each exchanged their own things, Shiro remained silent.

And under Zhongyuanzhong's constant questioning, which also felt that something was wrong, Bai suddenly revealed such strong emotions.

It should be that there are too many people and they are too tired...

This kind of explanation can only be found in the Central Plains, and it is not aware of the question of whether AI will get tired at all.

"Hmm...probably so." Bai, who had recovered to his original state, smiled reluctantly, "I'm sorry, I lost my temper with you just now, don't be angry, Zhongya."

"It's good that you're fine." Zhongyuan Zhong also gave Bai a smile, and was about to say something, but suddenly looked at the bright fireworks blooming in the sky, and raised the phone higher, "Look, it's started, It's fireworks."

Unknowingly, the fireworks festival has officially entered the final stage, and all kinds of fireworks are shot into the sky together, instantly lighting up the dark night extremely brightly.

The colorful fireworks scattered from the sky, clearly reflected in Zhongya and Bai's eyes.

It's just that one is smiling sincerely, feeling full of happiness for this unique beauty, while the other has complex eyes. Although the corners of the mouth try to evoke a smile, the smile never reaches the eyes.

No matter how beautiful the scenery in the sky is, to her, it is just happiness that is about to disappear, and she can't laugh at all.

"Let's see it together next year."

At this time, Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at her, showing a happy expression like a child, and made such an agreement.

next year……

Bai's fingers curled up suddenly, and she forced a smile back, but only she knew in her heart that this was just a beautiful fantasy.

Next year or something, it is impossible to exist.

But looking at those clear blue eyes, she couldn't help but agree.

"Well, come next year too..."

She said softly, with a great longing in her heart.

It would be nice if only my own shadow was reflected in those eyes.

Don't look at anyone, just look at me alone.

Just look at me... Chuya.

A bright red light burst out from the depths of the pupils, the girl bit her lower lip tightly, and her chest heaved violently.

"You seem to be very happy chatting with Zhong, you little villain."

On the other side, Osamu Dazai, who successfully reunited with the Armed Detective Agency, turned his head and smiled at the white cat while waiting for the fireworks in the sky.

If it weren't for the lack of smile in his eyes, everyone would think it was just a simple complaint.

However, Baimao, who heard how he vented his unhappiness to Shiro, felt very complicated. It seems that Osamu Dazai not only likes suicide, but also has serious psychological problems.

In order to appease the young man who is prone to negative emotions at this moment, Baimao can only sacrifice his sense of shame, rubbing against Osamu Dazai's neck and acting like a baby, trying to make him feel better.

Fortunately, Osamu Dazai liked this very much, and couldn't help but patted the top of her head.

"You can't understand what you are saying, are you stupid?" Understanding the meaning of the white cat, Osamu Dazai finally laughed and nodded very satisfied, "Of course, not everyone can understand you. God's chosen man!"

This sentence returned to the previous middle school breath, and the white cat finally breathed a sigh of relief, finding that the crisis was almost resolved.

Just a word next to her ear made her heart suddenly hang again.

"But you and Zhong also talked about me behind my back...how should I explain it?"

The white cat's body stiffened suddenly, and it mechanically turned its head to meet the smiling eyes of the person next to it.

"It's not a psychological burden to say bad things about me, do you dare to tell me what you guys are talking about in front of me?"

Pussy shocked!

God, is this bugging her? How did Osamu Dazai know what they were talking about? !

Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai stared at her surprised expression for a long time, and finally narrowed his eyes: "You want to know how I know? Up until now, it was just a guess and you would complain, but now... it has been confirmed, okay, you How dare you do that, you little bastard."

"..." The cat was dumbfounded.

This investigative technique is simply amazing, as expected of you, Xiaotu Zaizhi!

The white cat immediately restrained its expression and acted innocent, as if it didn't understand what Osamu Dazai said.

"Meow woo woo." Don't ask me, I'm just a cute little kitten.

Facing her pretending to be dead, Osamu Dazai was neither angry nor anxious, he just stood there leisurely, watching her leisurely.

She was sweating profusely just looking at her, very nervous.

Fortunately, at this time, bright fireworks finally bloomed in the sky, and the white cat quickly stretched out its paw and pointed to the sky, motioning Dazai Osamu to look up: "Meow."

Osamu Dazai did follow her heart and looked towards the sky, his eyes were full of the dazzling beauty of fireworks in the sky.

"It's so beautiful." He couldn't help murmuring.

The white cat nodded in agreement: "Meow."

Osamu Dazai raised the corners of his mouth and showed a relaxed smile: "It's a rare time to watch fireworks, but it feels different."

White cat: "Meow."

Osamu Dazai: "Maybe it's because I'm with you."

White cat: "Meow~"

"...I really hope that when it dissipates, it will be as beautiful as fireworks."

"..."

The white cat stopped barking, and turned to look at Osamu Dazai.

Under the night, Osamu Dazai raised his head slightly, and the moonlight shrouded his body, making his figure even more alienated.

The hair on his forehead cast a dark shadow under his eyelids, his iris-colored eyes were silent, without any light at all, the corners of his lips were clearly hooked, but he looked more sad than ever.

The white cat watched quietly for a while, then suddenly turned sideways and rubbed Dazai Osamu's side face with its fluffy cheeks, then stretched out its tender tongue, stepped on his face with the pad of flesh, and licked it lightly. lick.

"Meow~"

The moment the barbed tongue touched his cheek, Osamu Dazai's eyes widened.

He couldn't help turning his face to the side, staring at the white cat's beautiful blue eyes in surprise.

The little cat has never shown such intimacy to anyone. After a long time together, at most it just rubs its cheeks. Even Edogawa Ranpo, who is the most indulgent bottom line, never crosses the line.

But today, she licked herself uncharacteristically, with soft emotions in her eyes, as if she was comforting or encouraging.

Although she didn't speak, Osamu Dazai didn't know what she was thinking in her heart, but Osamu Dazai really received her tenderness.

As a result, the corners of the raised mouth became more and more raised, and finally revealed a happy smile without haze.

He rubbed the top of the kitten's head, without saying anything, instead he raised his head together with the kitten, looking at the dazzling brilliance of the sky.

so beautiful...

He feels very warm now...

At this moment, he could say it with certainty.

However, the white cat stared at the moonlight in the sky rather complicatedly, and the system template that only she could see was reflected in her eyes.

The hour of misfortune has come—

[Warning: The blackening mode has been activated, and the main body will have some side effects due to the first activation]

[Weakness mode is on, the countdown is 11:59, please be prepared]

In an instant, the white cat's chest felt a sharp pain, and all the strength in his body seemed to be pulled out, showing a feeling of weakness and intolerability.

Shortness of breath, increased body temperature, dizziness, rapid heartbeat...

No matter which item is like some symptoms of fever after a cold.

It's just that the white cat's body is fabricated by the system, and it shouldn't have the symptoms of ordinary people. It's more like a virus invading her body.

Because she was too weak, she could only slowly lie on Dazai Osamu's shoulder, half-closed her eyes, as if she had fallen asleep.

She was usually lethargic, and no one noticed her abnormality, but Edogawa Ranpo silently looked at the curled up kitten, and his eyebrows frowned slightly.

When the fireworks were over, the white cat didn't wake up, and Dazai Osamu almost threw her off, causing everyone to break out in a cold sweat.

"It's too dangerous..." Kunikida Doppo pushed down his glasses, and directly hugged the cat in his arms, not giving Osamu Dazai a chance to grab it.

"With your state of ADHD, a cat sleeping in your arms will definitely be woken up, and you are not allowed to hold it!"

"Hey..." No matter how resentfully Dazai looked at him, he didn't let go at all, so Dazai had to give up regretfully, looked at the sleeping kitten, and curled his lips.

Along the way, Osamu Dazai put his palms behind his head slowly, and walked forward, but his eyes would glance at the cat from time to time.

Seeing that the white cat had no intention of waking up at all, it deliberately pulled Nakajima Atsushi and the others to chat stupidly, making the others laugh.

But in this kind of cheerful laughter, the white cat just lazily moved its tail, and never opened its eyes to look at him from the beginning to the end.

Immediately, Osamu Dazai became upset.

With the subtle jealousy in his heart, he looked at the river below the embankment, and while no one was paying attention, he jumped down on his own, wanting to 'suicide' for fun.

It was Atsushi Nakajima and other juniors who were frightened.

"It's bad! Dazai-san double dived again!!"

They scrambled to be the first to shout, but their feet were still stuck to the ground, not knowing how to respond to such a scene.

If it was someone else, they would have gone to rescue people long ago, but this time it was Mr. Dazai who always likes to commit suicide. What if this is just Mr. Dazai's elegance and he doesn't want them to disturb him?

With this in mind, Kunikida Doppo was the first person they turned to for help.

"Dazai! This bastard really jumped into the river without seeing him!!"

Kunikida Dopōki's lungs were about to explode, he immediately rolled up his sleeves aggressively, and planned to save someone, while grabbing Osamu Dazai by the collar and kicking him a few times.

But before he could move, the drowsy kitten in his arms suddenly pricked up his ears, and the words Osamu Dazai jumped into the water appeared in his mind.

In a normal state, as long as she hears the conversations of the people, she can roughly understand what happened. She can completely ignore Dazai Osamu's stupid things and wait for others to help. However, the white cat is in a daze at this time , and the mind is not very sharp.

She just heard the words that Osamu Dazai was about to drown, so she subconsciously rushed down, jumped all the way along the stones into the river, ignoring her wet fur, biting the hem of Osamu Dazai's trousers and pulling it up .

It's a pity that her strength was too weak, she didn't pull it up, but fell dizzy and fell into the current.

The icy river water immediately soaked her whole body, and a cold feeling suddenly hit the back of her head.

"Meow..." She called out weakly, looking at the figure of Osamu Dazai who was about to be washed away, looking extremely nervous and helpless.

Fortunately, at this time, Kunikida Doppo and others also reacted, and immediately went to help Dazai Osamu. At the same time, they eagerly picked up the white cat with both hands and stroked her back.

"Really! You actually caused us trouble. If you commit suicide again, I will kick you to death. Do you understand Dazai!"

Kunikida Doppo, who had already rescued Osamu Dazai at the side, kicked Osamu Dazai viciously, in exchange for Osamu Dazai who had nothing to do, pretended to be weak and howled.

"Hey." Osamu Dazai, whose body was covered with water droplets, didn't have the slightest fear of diving, but looked very depressed, "I'm in such danger, but the little cat didn't respond at all, it's too ruthless. Huh."

"Huh? She rushed over to save you the first time!" Kunikida Doppo didn't know what he was thinking, and pointed at his nose and cursed, "Apologize to the cat, she's worrying for nothing!"

Hearing this, Dazai Osamu's expression suddenly lit up, and he jumped up on the ground, looking so weak for a long time, he was about to jump up and down and rub against Edogawa Ranpo who was holding the white cat .

As a result, when he looked up, he was stunned by the serious expression of Edogawa Ranpo.

"She's in a very bad state."

Edogawa looked at the cat randomly, and said seriously: "It's very weak, there is a problem."

Osamu Dazai was startled at first, but the joy on his face dissipated immediately, he frowned and walked quickly to Edogawa Ranpo's side.

Sure enough, the wet kitten seemed to have just been soaked in icy water, curled up cautiously, shivering, its eyes that were always very energetic were closed tightly, its breathing was heavy, and it looked extremely weak.

"What's going on?" Dazai Osamu's voice became completely cold, and he tentatively touched the kitten's forehead. The body temperature in his hands was very cold, and he obviously had some symptoms of hypothermia.

"Let me take a look." At this time, the only doctor present immediately went forward to check the cat's body, but because he was not a professional veterinarian, he and Akiko Yosano could only make a general check. She shook her head under her gaze, "No, I need to dry her hair quickly, if she loses her temperature like this, her life may be in danger."

"What?!" I didn't expect it to be so serious. The members of the Armed Detective Agency present were all taken aback. They looked at each other, then speeded up tacitly, and ran back.

"How could this be? Wasn't it good to watch the fireworks just now!"

"Could it be that you were thrown into the water to save Mr. Dazai just now?"

Along the way, everyone was still carefully discussing the reason for the cat's weakness, and thought of several possibilities, but they were all rejected by Ranpo Edogawa.

"No, she always felt uncomfortable when she was sleeping just now, but it really got worse after getting into the water."

"But I also find the specific reason very strange, because there has been no sign since just now, and it seems to have erupted suddenly."

Even the extremely clever Edogawa Ranpo said so, the reason why the white cat will become weak is even more unpredictable.

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing what to say for a moment, they suppressed their anxiety and went back into the building.

After pushing open the door of the detective agency, everyone became busy.

"Here are the towels."

"I found a hair dryer!"

"Where is the goat milk, it should be better to eat something."

In the end, Nakajima Atsushi went to the bathroom to find a towel, Tanizaki Junichiro found a hair dryer, and Kunikida Doppo immediately heated up the goat milk, making sure the temperature was not too hot, before pouring it into a plate.

Osamu Dazai, who was always silent, skillfully took over the white cat's body, picked up the things they handed over one by one, and wiped the white cat's hair.

With the magical tool of a hair dryer, the soft white fur was quickly blown warm, but when Osamu Dazai tentatively touched the back of the kitten, he found that the surface temperature was relatively high, and the whole body was still out of temperature. state.

"No." Akiko Yosano obviously realized this, her brows were tightly furrowed, and she shook her head seriously.

"Wait for me, I will contact a familiar veterinarian to see if I can provide some help. If not, I will send it to the nearest veterinary hospital for examination."

While speaking, she turned on her mobile phone and walked into the corridor smartly, and she could faintly hear her irritated tongue smacking.

The rest of the people stood there helplessly, looking at the weak kitten who couldn't even open their eyes, not knowing what to do.

Osamu Dazai calmly took Kunikida Doppo's goat's milk, stroked the kitten's head with his right hand, and coaxed softly: "Come on, eat something, isn't it your favorite food?"

He handed the plate to the kitten's mouth, trying to let the kitten smell the fragrance of goat's milk.

And the kitten's ears did move a bit, and when it heard his voice, it couldn't get up when it faced its favorite cooked rice.

She tried to move her limbs, but every time she struggled with great strength, she ended up stumbling to the ground.

In the end, she gasped weakly but hurriedly, and tried hard to open her blue eyes, but there was still no way.

"Mi..." Even the cry was inaudible.

Osamu Dazai paused slightly with his finger touching the kitten, and the palm holding the plate trembled subconsciously, but then stabilized his movement for an instant.

Just now, at that moment, he suddenly and deeply felt the fear of his life dying away.

That was far greater than the fear he experienced through his constant quest to kill himself.

As soon as he thought that the kitten was about to gradually weaken in his field of vision, gradually become cold, and could no longer move, the feeling of suffocation like a tide swallowed him suddenly.

"...Good boy, can you add more oil?"

After a long silence, Dazai Osamu's voice was so gentle that it almost made people cry.

He stroked the back of the white cat one after another, and there seemed to be a passing halo in the iris eyes.

It reminds people of the dazzling fireworks, which are fleeting.

"I found it!"

At this time, Akiko Yosano, who carried everyone's hopes, finally came back.

"The doctor said that there is a high probability that it is feline plague, but there are other possibilities that need to go to the hospital for detailed examination."

"Cat plague?!" Kunikida Doppo, who knew a little about this disease, suddenly widened his eyes. "I remember that cat plague seemed difficult to treat. Once you get it, you will..."

After hearing what he meant, the others immediately opened their eyes wide in horror, unable to believe what they heard in their ears.

Could it be that the cat they had raised for so long...will leave them so easily?

"No, it's not necessarily cat plague, it's just a temporary judgment."

In the silent room, as if frozen by frost and snow for a moment, no one spoke, only Kunikida Doppo calmly pushed down his glasses and stabilized his heart.

"Let's send the cat to the hospital as soon as possible, and find out where the nearest hospital is."

Kunikida Doppo commanded everyone in an orderly manner, and even asked people to pick up the car that was not used frequently, ready to go at any time.

Their busy figures were seen weakly by the white cat, and they felt a little complicated for a while.

If she was really a cat suffering from an emergency, facing such a group of human beings who cared about her, she would be so touched to death, but in fact, she was just affected by the debuff, there was no specific problem at all, and she went to the hospital instead Nothing can be detected, maybe you have to shave your hair and draw blood and transfusion...

Imagine being turned over and over again as a real cat, the cat all over the white cat exploded immediately, and he couldn't go to the hospital no matter what.

Her human dignity is at stake!

And it wasn't the first time that the system came out of nowhere. When she played the game for the first two times, she often got some inexplicable debuffs, and fell asleep for several days. She was almost cremated without being directly cremated.

So the white cat is really used to this state and adapts well.

It's only 12 hours, after this time, it will be fine.

There was a flash of firmness in her blue eyes, she scratched Dazai's fingers very hard, and immediately got Dazai's full attention.

Raising her head slightly, she seemed to see the joyful face of Osamu Dazai because of her actions.

With just such a smile, she quietly dissipated the anger that wet her fur just now because she was in a hurry to save Osamu Dazai who jumped into the river.

"Mi woo..."

She called out to Osamu Dazai, her voice was much softer and weaker than before.

But in her sky blue eyes, Dazai Osamu's stunned expression was reflected, even in this state, Dazai Osamu could understand what she meant.

"You want to eat fish, freshly made?" Osamu Dazai blinked and confirmed her thoughts again and again.

This is obviously a strange request, but sick cats always have special rights. As long as they meet those weak eyes and pitiful eyes, Osamu Dazai immediately throws down his armor and takes action.

After observing around and making sure that everyone is busy and has no time, Osamu Dazai resolutely put the cat on the chair, got up and walked to the kitchen by himself.

"Wait for me to come back."

Before leaving, he stroked the top of the kitten's head and instructed him gently.

But the white cat looked at his back helplessly and sighed.

Young man, the road has come a long way.

You can't let anyone go to the kitchen, you have to go there by yourself.

Who in the Armed Detective Agency does not know that Osamu Dazai is a kitchen killer. As long as he is in the kitchen, no pot is intact, and a kitchen knife can cut it for you.

As for the black smoke and fire, they are even more common, but it is shocking that nothing happened.

It was almost possible to imagine how angry Kunikida would be after Doppo, the white cat silently apologized to the members of the Armed Detective Agency from the bottom of his heart.

There is no way, she can only act alone if she asks Osamu Dazai to avoid the possibility of going to the hospital.

Perhaps it is because a cat that is too weak to stand up has no ability to escape. No one is watching her, and no one is guarding the door. At this time, the white cat has also played an extraordinary role in order to avoid seeking medical attention. Without the strength, he limped to his feet and ran towards the door.

So, when Osamu Dazai finally walked back with the fish after making the kitchen smoky and smoky, the smile on his face suddenly froze.

He stared at the empty sofa, searched around as if in a daze, and then, as if realizing something, he clenched the plate tightly.

"Where's the cat?!"

At this time, Kunikida Doppo and others who came back with him also noticed that the cat was missing, and immediately started looking for it anxiously.

In the small room, there was no white cat anywhere.

Everyone finally realized that the white cat ran out by itself without alarming anyone.

But why they chose to run away instead of going to the doctor when they were sick? Everyone was puzzled.

"Ah!" Atsushi Nakajima suddenly yelled, his face pale, "I remember that cats will deliberately run to places where their owners can't see before they die, so it's possible that our cats are aware of their own death... "

His words froze on the spot, and he couldn't bear to continue, but everyone in the room changed their faces instantly, and the scene was deathly silent.

Only Osamu Dazai's eyes suddenly burst into intense darkness, and his fingers were firmly pinched on the handicap.

Even though the fingertips gradually turned white, they never let go.