Perfect Lover Interpretation Plan
Chapter 65 (1)
Ruo Ye Nana never expected that after going out with Osamu Dazai after a long time, she would run into Chuya Nakahara by accident!
The thing is like this, because Dazai Osamu was too idle to do anything, so Kunikida Doppo gave him the task of running errands in anger.
Originally Osamu Dazai wanted to take the opportunity to run away and make trouble outside again, but as if he could see through his battle, Kunikida Doppo sneered, and suddenly turned to the little milk cat at his feet and asked:
"Could you please watch over Dazai? Once he shows signs of not wanting to work, listen to me and beat him up casually. Anyway, he has rough skin and thick flesh."
A trace of anger flashed in the eyes behind the lens, Kunikida Doppo squinted and stared at Osamu Dazai vigorously, and then rubbed the top of the white cat's head: "When you come back, I will make you the best beef, okay?"
beef? !Still classy? !
In an instant, the white cat's eyes lit up, and it immediately called out happily: "Meow." Wrap it on me!
"Hey..." Dazai Osamu was visibly disappointed, "Don't bring such a thing, Kunikida, you let the cat look at me."
"Cats are much more reliable than you, and I don't even think about the reason." Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses and replied indifferently.
At the same time, the white cat also nimbly climbed up Dazai Osamu's back, and skillfully squatted on the other's shoulder.
Osamu Dazai helped her subconsciously, making sure that the cat was grasping firmly, and then sighed regretfully: "I know, I know, it's just shopping, I'll go now."
He kicked his hands into his pockets, and walked out with a calm expression, no reluctance like before, but a faint smile on the contrary.
Kunikida Doppo could even hear him laughing and talking to the white cat.
"Come on, I'll take you out to play. Is there anything you want to go?"
"Meow!"
"It's work, it's definitely work, it's just a little relaxation at work~"
"Meow meow."
"I didn't lie to you, promise! I promise to complete the mission... So where are we going to play, have you decided yet..."
The voice gradually faded away, but these conversations still made Kunikida Doppo's forehead twitch slightly.
What to do, he didn't believe Osamu Dazai would go to work at all!
I can only hope that the cat will be more reliable, and take care of Osamu Dazai. After all, Osamu Dazai in the detective agency still listens to the other party very much.
At this moment, Kunikida Doppo suddenly felt that it would be great if the kitty was a human being. If he had a human form, he would be able to manage Dazai Osamu more conveniently, and he would be much more relaxed.
This kind of thought only existed for a moment, and then he was helplessly dismissed. Can a cat become a human?
Could it be that he was mad by Dazai.
Unexpectedly, he was only one step away from the truth. Wakaba Nana, who was dressed in white cat skin, squatted obediently on Dazai Osamu's shoulder, listening to the nonsense of the people beside her ears, and meowed from time to time in response.
Most of the time, her cry didn't have any meaning, it was probably similar to a human's 'um', but Osamu Dazai seemed to be able to understand her, and prepared to respond.
Such a terrifying magical skill once made the white cat feel horrified, but after listening to Edogawa Ranpo's explanation, she subtly understood it.
Rather than understanding the meaning of her cat language straightforwardly, Osamu Dazai seems to be able to capture her emotions, so he can naturally understand her meaning.
Well... that's the explanation, but it's still scary!
Even if they have been together for a long time, most of the people in the Armed Detective Agency can understand what she means, and Dazai Osamu and Edogawa Ranpo are still the two most special ones.
One is good at analyzing her heart, and the other seems to understand her meow directly.
Hiss, in comparison, it seems that Edogawa Ranpo is even more awesome!
The white cat, who was thinking absent-mindedly, suddenly paused slightly. She noticed that one of her vests, the consciousness belonging to Bai, was constantly approaching the place where they were walking.
The distance is relatively far, but the destination seems to be the same.
So, Chuya Nakahara will meet Osamu Dazai soon?
This is a good thing, after all, the white cat is still not sure whether this Dazai Osamu is the Dazai Osamu who called her. If this Dazai Osamu knows Nakahara Chuya, and the two are good brothers, they can judge in an instant Out.
Therefore, the white cat didn't resist at all, and even deliberately led Osamu Dazai to go in that direction.
When the two happened to meet, she held her breath and carefully observed their every move.
Later, she discovered...these two 'good brothers' clicked their tongues in disgust and glared at each other viciously.
"Ah~ It's so annoying to meet a dwarf in a place like this."
Osamu Dazai was obviously displeased and sneered.
"Ah? Do you think I'd like to see you? Dead mackerel?!" Nakahara Zhong also began to fight back violently, showing a full aggressiveness, which Bai had never seen before, the opposite of tenderness.
"What are you doing here? Get out of my sight quickly, I'm upset when I see you." He said coldly without hiding his disgust.
"Why do you let me go and I will go, but I arrived first, so you go if you want to go." Osamu Dazai also began to retort.
The two scolded each other, and there was no sign of friendship at all.
The white cat looked confused, showing a philosophical doubt about who she is, where she is, and what she is doing.
No, these two people do know each other, it seems that it was Osamu Dazai who called her.
At that time, he was obviously a girlfriend who gave generously for his good brother and even spent a lot of money on the purse for a month. Although the purpose was a bit unbelievable, at least he was willing to spend money for his brother.
How does it look like, the relationship between the two is incompatible, more like... enemies than brothers?
The white cat fell into deep thought, and couldn't help meowing, feeling that his little head couldn't react.
"Huh?" At this time, Osamu Dazai, who was still fighting with Zhongya Nakahara, turned his head when he heard the sound, touched the top of her head gently, and comforted her, "Are you bored? Okay, we will talk to this little dwarf right away." Goodbye, it's so annoying to hang around in front of you every day."
"..." Nakahara Chuya's forehead twitched suddenly, and he really wanted to kick this dog man to death.
However, at the same time, when he saw Osamu Dazai being so gentle to a cat, he was a little surprised, and couldn't help but ask, "Your cat?"
"Yes." Osamu Dazai suddenly showed a embarrassed expression, and straightened his back.
He walked slowly in front of Nakahara Chuya, stretched out his arm and patted the other person's shoulder, and gestured to the little milk cat on the shoulder as if showing off, with joyful eyes: "Are you envious? Are you envious? You won't even touch envy! "
"I don't need it!" Chuya Nakahara was so angry that he kicked him, but Osamu Dazai quickly avoided him.
Yes!He doesn't need any cats, white is enough for him, isn't it a hundred times cuter than a cat? !
After thinking about it carefully, he was no longer angry or irritable. Instead, he glanced at the other party with an expression that Osamu Dazai couldn't understand, turned around, and left towards the opposite place.
His Xiaobai is the best, what a waste of time with this mackerel, he still has a date with Bai.
Blinking his eyes and looking at the back of Nakahara Nakaya who simply left, Osamu Dazai turned his head to look at the cat on his shoulder: "What do you mean by his last look?"
White cat: "Meow."
"Yeah, I can't understand either."
Shaking his head, Osamu Dazai suddenly took out the good mobile phone and wallet in his pocket, and said with an innocent face: "I left everything here, I must be really in a hurry to leave."
White Cat: "..."
Holding the obviously familiar mobile phone, the white cat raised its eyelids slightly, feeling a bad premonition.
And when Osamu Dazai skillfully unlocked it, and when the screen that lit up showed a sleeping figure of Bai, the whole cat felt bad.
This is Zhongye's mobile phone, is it Zhongye's mobile phone, is it Zhongye's mobile phone? !
My God, when did you steal this!
The communication between the two was happening right under her nose, and even so, she didn't notice when Osamu Dazai did it!
Could it be the moment when Osamu Dazai patted Nakahara Chuya on the shoulder? ?
No, this skill is too strong!
Great for cheating.
Osamu Dazai first observed Shiro's figure on the screen curiously, then tapped the screen and looked around, and muttered from time to time: "Oh, it's stronger than I imagined, it seems that it took a lot of painstaking effort." .”
The white cat groaned in his heart, of course, he didn't even look at who she was, he just did his best!
She wondered why Osamu Dazai stole Chuya Nakahara's cell phone, and wondered if it was related to Shiro, and soon, Osamu Dazai's actions confirmed her thoughts.
"Hmm... are you awake? Miss Lover on the screen, are you awake?"
Seeing that the sleeping Bai didn't show any signs of waking up, the smile on his lips deepened: "I know you are controlled by a real person, and the appointment is about to expire in a month, so you don't plan to chat with me. ?"
Hearing this, a gleam of light flashed across the eyes of the white cat, and at the same time, the white on the screen opened his eyes in an instant, and met Osamu Dazai's eyes timidly.
"That... May I ask who are you? Why do you know this?"
Bai came to the screen and moved his fingers a little nervously.
Only one person knows the one-month period, and this secret must not be revealed to Chuya Nakahara. Therefore, she who was supposed to be asleep got up uncharacteristically after hearing Dazai Osamu's call, and asked about it in detail.
"Wow, it's amazing, there is no sense of disobedience when you move, who made you, can't it be yourself?"
Osamu Dazai didn't answer her question, instead, he looked at Shiro with a sparkle like a child seeing a novelty toy.
Frightened by his bright eyes, Bai pursed his lower lip hesitantly before nodding: "Yes, I'm good at electronic equipment."
"What's the matter with the character and dialogue? It's so smooth, it doesn't look like a real AI. Could it be that you are also manipulating it?"
"Yes, we need to do it ourselves when we provide services...Sir, who are you, are you a client?"
Bai Bai couldn't bear it and asked directly.
"Yeah." So Osamu Dazai endured it generously, "My name is Osamu Dazai, and I am a client who asked you to find a lover for Chuuya, but I didn't expect it to appear in an inhuman form at first. It's kind of fun."
"So that's how it is." Bai Yi breathed a sigh of relief with the naked eye, and slowly explained, "Because the original request was only for text message communication, it would not be able to give customers a sense of substitution, so Nana...the store manager came up with such a method .”
"The store manager." Osamu Dazai touched his chin thoughtfully, "She is indeed a very thoughtful woman."
Hearing this, the cat obediently shrunk its presence on its shoulders and immediately raised its head proudly, accepting such praise.
"So... what do you want to see me today?"
Bai looked at Osamu Dazai with some confusion. In fact, she had always wanted to say this, but because she was a little scared, she didn't ask for a long time:
"Why is Zhongye's phone in your hand... Where is Zhongye?"
It's no wonder, as soon as he came up, he heard strange men talking about strange topics, and Zhong Yuan, who was most supposed to be holding a mobile phone, disappeared, and Bai felt more and more uneasy.
She took a deep breath and asked courageously.
"The one-month deadline is coming soon, and I just thought of it, so I want to chat with you." Osamu Dazai smiled at her with his eyes bent, but it was different from the gentle smile when he faced a cat. Osamu Dazai looks full of bad water, and he can't help but want people to stay away.
"How are you getting along with Zhong Ye recently?" He asked casually as if chatting with a friend.
"Very good." Bai nodded, and couldn't help showing a little smile, "He is a very serious and kind person, and he treats me very well. I have been very happy this month."
"Eh...that's it." Hearing Shiro's comment thoughtfully, Dazai Osamu suddenly raised the corners of his lips, "Then next, do you still want to play the lover game with Chuya?"
"Of course..." He spit out two words without even thinking, but as soon as he said the words, Bai seemed to remember her position, and immediately bit his lower lip in embarrassment, "This shouldn't be something I decided , let Mr. Dazai decide."
Osamu Dazai looked at her with great interest, showing a disappointed expression, and couldn't help laughing: "Do you have such a personality in real life? Are you in Tokyo now?"
Seeing Bai nodded slowly, he couldn't help thinking thoughtfully: "So, it seems that it is reasonable for that little man to like you."
Although he was indeed a rental female service hired on a whim, intending to have a good time with Nakahara Chuya, but he really didn't expect that Nakahara Chuya would like a illusory lover who had never even met a real person.
But thanks to that, things are getting more and more interesting.
But before that, he needs to figure out one thing first, he doesn't want to give that little guy a beautiful girlfriend for free.
"What kind of feeling does it feel to be right in your heart?"
Osamu Dazai asked with a smile, his kite-colored eyes stared at the girl on the screen without blinking, as if he wanted to peep into her sincerity.
"Just like Zhong doesn't know that you are a real person and has feelings for you, do you also have any other thoughts about the client because he treats you tenderly?"
Of course not, the love in the game is all fake, no matter how cute the little angel of the Central Plains is, she won't be really tempted.
Bai replied indifferently in his heart, but his face first showed a flash of struggle, and then he showed resolute firmness: "Please rest assured, we have absolute terms of service, and once the service is over, we will not have any private affairs with customers. contacts."
"So, so you don't need to know my inner thoughts. I will promise you that as soon as the service period expires, I will actively disappear from Zhongye's sight and never have any relationship with him again."
Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows: "Even though he is very sad, he has been trying to find you?"
The girl on the screen twitched the corners of her mouth and showed a forced smile: "If he knew that I was hired, he would definitely be angry and cut off relations with me, so... there is no problem."
Yes, this relationship was false from the beginning, no matter how you look at it, it is impossible to develop in the end.
Bai has already made all the psychological preparations, and those blue eyes are firmly gazing at Osamu Dazai, which is the best proof.
Osamu Dazai suddenly became interested again, he wanted to know what choice Nakahara would make when he knew all this.
That must be interesting.
Therefore, until then, you can put more long lines to catch big fish.
"I understand." Saying this, Osamu Dazai suddenly picked up Chuya Nakahara's wallet, and took out cash from it skillfully, "Half a month. I will renew the contract for another half a month. Let’s talk about the actual situation.”
"I'll call you now for the service fee. I just got a sum of money."
Bai stared at his movements silently, and his forehead twitched slightly: "That... If I read correctly, this seems to be Zhongye's wallet."
"Ah." Hearing this, Osamu Dazai paused, and three seconds later, he showed a mischievous expression, "Hey, it's exposed."
"It's okay, it's okay, I have a very good relationship with Zhongye, last time I paid you with his money, and it's the same this time."
He said indifferently, and even tried to kill Nakahara Nakaya: "Your service is great, and you will continue to work hard from now on. Why don't you pay your monthly salary this time, it's a tip."
"You're welcome, you don't need to give Zhong and save money~"
White:"……"
At this moment, Bai suddenly remembered the man Nakahara Nakaya complained about when he was drunk that day, stealing his wallet, blowing up his motorcycle, and doing all kinds of evil.
Well, the stone hammer is definitely Osamu Dazai! !
Wow, it's a hundred times bigger than she imagined!
Bai really wanted to shout out on the spot that Zhongye's money was my money, wouldn't it be a loss for her to pay with his wallet!
But it's not good, her personality can't let her act recklessly like this.
Therefore, the important task of educating Osamu Dazai can only be handed over to the little cat beside him.
A murderous intent flashed across the white cat's blue eyes, and it slapped its paws skillfully to the side. Immediately, a familiar exclamation came from the street.
"It hurts, hurts, I was wrong, I was wrong, I have ignored you for a long time, I feel lonely, don't scratch the child, you will be fooled by scratching!"
After a while, Osamu Dazai, who was rolled all over the floor by Meow Meow's punch, began to beg for mercy.
Beside him, a milky kitten looked at him angrily, and let out a threatening growl from its throat: "Meow woo ow."
But because she is very milky, this threat does not have any sense of majesty, but is full of coquettish air, just like a little milk cat acting coquettishly and throwing a tantrum as much as possible because of an unhappy mood.
oh cute.
So even though Osamu Dazai was beaten in a mess, he still ran towards the white cat with a smile on his face, happily rubbing the hair behind the white cat.
He was ruthlessly beaten by the cat again.
One person and one cat were lying crookedly, but an anxious figure flashed past on the street, the orange light almost flashed in front of Osamu Dazai, and he grabbed Osamu Dazai's collar and shook it in various ways.
"Dazai, you bastard, did you steal my phone again, return it to me quickly!"
The eagerness of his tone and the rudeness of his actions can fully tell his irritable mind at the moment.
In the past, when Zhongyuan Zhong was also stolen his mobile phone, although he was very angry, he was not so angry when he was dizzy by Dazai Osamu who kept shaking him, but he was keenly aware of this.
The corner of his mouth raised a happy arc, and Dazai Osamu immediately pretended to be a little annoying and avoided it, and threw the phone back casually: "Here, here you are, I didn't notice it for so long, I'm so bored waiting here. "
Seeing the mobile phone flying in a parabolic shape, Nakahara Chuya's heart tightened, and he immediately reached out to pick it up.
He breathed a sigh of relief after it was correct, and then carefully observed whether there was any problem with the phone.
Although he couldn't wait to see Bai's situation, but because Dazai Osamu, the insidious dog man, was still in front of him, he could only take a step back vigilantly, and looked at him suspiciously: "What did you do to my phone?" ?”
"What do you think, since it can't be paid or sold for money, what's the use of it if I want it, at most it's just a joke." Osamu Dazai said with a smile.
Zhongyuanzhong finally felt relieved, and then realized something was wrong.
Wait, playing tricks? ?
This bastard is just to play him? ?
Heh, suddenly I feel my fist is a little itchy, what's going on!
"It's Zhongye, why are you so concerned about a mobile phone?"
Before he could get angry, Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes and questioned him, "Could it be that there are some ulterior secrets hidden in the phone?"
After being stunned like this, Zhongyuan Zhongye's anger suddenly filled his throat, and he became dumb.
He also turned his eyes away with a guilty conscience, completely pretending to be self-confident.
"How is it possible... there is no such thing." But he still insisted.
"Is that so?" Osamu Dazai said leisurely, "I thought you had a girlfriend, that's why you treasure your phone so much."
"Huh?!" Chuya Nakahara was shot in the heart by an arrow, and became more flustered and guilty.
If he had a list of people who didn't want others to know that he had a girlfriend, Osamu Dazai would definitely be at the top of the list!
Especially if his girlfriend is an AI lover or something, he can imagine that once Osamu Dazai finds out, he will make a lot of publicity and ridicule, and then make a scene that is well known throughout Yokohama.
At that time, it will be a large-scale social death scene, and he doesn't want to be a human anymore!
"Nothing! What kind of girlfriend, go to the doctor if you are sick, don't talk nonsense here!"
Zhongyuan Zhong also retorted super loudly, and secretly poked to protect the phone before sneaking back.
I didn't even care about the battle with Dazai Osamu, and ran away without a trace.
Only Osamu Dazai was left alone, laughing non-stop, until the white cat couldn't stand it anymore and slapped his tail, then he restrained himself a little, and turned the wallet in his hand upside down.
"Look at him in a hurry, he doesn't even remember his wallet."
"I can't help it." Osamu Dazai shook his head helplessly, and reluctantly put the wallet in his lapel, "Then I'll keep it for him, anyway, he can't spend all his money."
Look, how polite it is.
It's almost like real.
The white cat stared at him speechlessly for a long while: "Meow." I saw everything.
Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes, and suggested: "I'll buy you dried fish, as if nothing happened?"
The white cat thought for a moment, then raised its paw: "Meow!" Deal!
Osamu Dazai gave her a high-five skillfully, bought a lot of snacks along the way and happily returned to the detective agency.
Then——he was scolded by Kunikida Doppo who was waiting for their errands to finish: "What about the mission! Where did your mission go! Why did you come back like this?!"
"..."
One person and one cat stood still at the same time, frozen.
Oh, yes, they seem to be going to complete the task.
"Meow..." The white cat lowered its head, and began to repent in frustration, that she would be led away by Osamu Dazai and forget about the business, oh, it was indeed her fault.
In stark contrast to her, Osamu Dazai smiled indifferently: "Well~ don't be so angry, Kunikida, I bought you some snacks, try it."
Kunikida Doppo, who was hooked by him, had obvious anger in his eyes, and kicked his ass: "Go to hell!"
Afterwards, the aggressive Kunikida Doppo restrained his emotions again, and gently patted the top of the white cat's head: "Sorry, I scared you. It's okay, go eat some dried fish, Dazai will teach me a lesson."
Osamu Dazai, who was clutching his buttocks and bouncing around, was unhappy: "Why am I the only one being punished!"
Kunikida Doppo rolled his eyes, full of disgust: "Because you are a human and she is a cat! If you understand me, go and organize the files. If you don't do something good this time, I will send you to the hospital with a punch. Do you understand?"
Saying that, he gave him a fierce look, and ran to appease the cat in a low voice.
"..." Dazai Osamu looked depressedly at the little cat who had no mission but to cook, and once again thought of not wanting to be a human anymore.
If he is also a cat, will he live a life of cooking all day long, envy.
However, the white cat is not a real cat. As an upright human being, she would be led astray by Osamu Dazai, which is simply an insult to her IQ!
In an instant, the white cat made up his mind that he must not fall into Osamu Dazai's tricks next time and resist the temptation!
She quickly ran to Osamu Dazai, and this time began to supervise Osamu Dazai's work without blinking. Whenever Osamu Dazai felt lazy or wanted to fish, she immediately stretched out her claws threateningly.
"..."
In this way, under Dazai Osamu's resentful eyes, one person and one cat processed a large number of documents, and the relieved Kunikida Doppo praised the little cat.
With those doting eyes and the attitude of wanting to speak sweet words, Osamu Dazai looked at him with question marks all over his head:? ? ?
exist?The document seems to be written by me, right? ?
However, no one paid attention to him. If there is no kitten around, can Osamu Dazai work?So it's all thanks to the cats!
Depressedly squatting on the ground and pulling weeds, Osamu Dazai once again felt the unevenness of the world.
And in the evening, the white cat saw Osamu Dazai took out his mobile phone and dialed a series of numbers. Just as he was wondering who he wanted to contact, the ringtone of the mobile phone in the system just rang.
The cat was shocked. She looked at Osamu Dazai, because he hadn't answered the phone for a long time, and Osamu Dazai lay on the sofa with nothing to do, and muttered softly, "Why is no one answering?"
When the mobile phone was automatically cut off, the mobile phones in the system also returned to silence at the same time.
Stone Hammer!Osamu Dazai was calling her!
The white cat was puzzled, and immediately pretended to be curious and came to Osamu Dazai, looked at the phone eagerly, and meowed.
"Huh?" Noticing her presence, Osamu Dazai quickly showed a gentle smile on his face, and rubbed the top of her head, "Who should I call? Don't worry, even if there are countless women outside of me, I'd rather The person I love is also you~”
Speaking such lines in a super exaggerated way, he winked at the white cat disgustingly.
It made the white cat shudder, its fur exploded, and it gave him a strange look.
took two steps back.
"Hmm... Even if I'm joking, this reaction is too unfeeling."
Facing her expression of resistance, Osamu Dazai suddenly felt an arrow being stabbed in his heart, and frowned sadly.
The white cat rolled its eyes: "Meow." As long as you know it, if you dare to say such a thing, it will serve you with its paws.
So Osamu Dazai became even more depressed, sighed and shook his head: "Okay, I won't talk about it, compared to this..."
He suddenly took out the wallet that he had stolen from Zhongya Zhongyuan from his bosom, with a sly smile on his face: "Hey, since the call is not connected, let's keep the money privately, what should we do better? That's enough money for us to squander."
He didn't seem to realize that it was just a cat in front of him, which didn't cost any money, and the moment the white cat heard his words, it exploded again.
no! !That's her money! !
Because of an unexpected situation in the transaction with Shiro, Wakaba Nana has not received the contract renewal fee from Osamu Dazai so far.
Even if, even if it is with Zhongyuan Zhongye's money, then she must get what she deserves!
Osamu Dazai dared to take it privately, there is no way!
"Meow ow ow ow!" she yelled angrily.
"Huh? Are you saying that it is bad behavior to use other people's money?" Osamu Dazai blinked and recognized what she meant, but spread his hands innocently, "Naka also didn't come to ask me to return the wallet, Miss Shopkeeper I didn't answer the phone, did I not give it to them, obviously they chose to give up, there is no way."
He gave the reason aboveboard, and almost made the white cat speak human words angrily.
It's not that she wants to give up, she's just a cat now, don't you expect a cat to answer the phone? ?
No, no, no, if this continues, Osamu Dazai's character of that dog will definitely spend all his wallet and won't keep it for her.On the other hand, because of the krypton gold system, it is best not to give up contact with Zhongye in the Central Plains.
After much deliberation, there is only one way for her in the end!
You must answer the phone and ask for the dog man's money!
However, this is obviously a very difficult thing. There are still three days left in the week of punishment, and the cucumber dishes will be cold after three days.
The white cat was anxious, the white cat was in pain visible to the naked eye, she didn't even pay attention to Osamu Dazai's harassment, and a cat walked away sadly.
Then I went to a place where no one was around, and poked the system.
Whether the system is there or not, something happened, something big happened, and the money in hand is going to fly!
I want to restore my human body, is there a way to temporarily restore or end the punishment early!
After a tireless harassment, the system finally responded:
[You can pay a price to end the punishment early, and the price is to increase the blackness of all card characters by 10, do you agree? 】
The white cat was startled, a little tangled.
Blackening is obviously a very dangerous word... It feels like a pit dug deliberately by the system.
It's better to avoid it if possible.
But... blackening is a disaster for others, not for her. If she can't get money, others have no loss, but she has a loss! !
Such a comparison, which is more important, can be seen immediately.
Isn't it just 10, done!
In an instant, the white cat made up his mind and pressed the plum blossom seal suddenly.
……
A white figure quietly and leisurely in the dark alley.
Vigilantly pricked up its small ears, looking for places where no one had ever existed, the white cat cocked its tail and climbed over the wall to cover its own shadow.
After coming out again, she had turned into a beautiful woman with cherry-colored hair. The woman held an oiled paper umbrella in her hand, her complexion was calm, and her golden eyes were as bright as the sun.
She walked around carefully, and after she made sure that there was no one else nearby, she walked to the crowded street, chose a quiet coffee shop, and took out her mobile phone.
As soon as I turned on the phone, the screen was almost overwhelmed by various text messages.
Ruoye Nana was startled by the huge amount of text messages, and froze for a few seconds before quickly flipping through the content of the text messages.
But in fact, most of these text messages are sent by one person.
That's right, it's the super clingy Gojo Satoru.
Wakaba Nana casually read the two dialogues and found that they were all unnutritious conversations, such as 'Good morning', 'The scenery in Tokyo is beautiful, when will you come back', 'Today's Daifuku is delicious' and other topics.
Although some headaches were caused by these similar words, Ruo Ye Nana insisted on reading it.
Even she didn't realize it, the corner of her mouth raised slightly.
Among them, there is also a text message from Fu Heihui.
[Miss Ruoye, I heard from Qing Shui that you are being targeted by a curse, is there anything wrong?]
Ruoye Nana thought for a while, temporarily gave up on Gojo Satoru's reply, and instead sent a message to Fu Heihui first:
【I'm fine, I can go back in a while, Shimizu, please take care of me】
After it was over, she couldn't wait to call Osamu Dazai.
After a long wait, Osamu Dazai finally picked up the phone lazily. Before he could speak, he chuckled lightly: "The call from the store manager was really timely."
"Didn't you call me first?" Ruo Ye Nana replied impeccably, "I was busy just now and didn't see it. What's the matter?"
"There was nothing wrong at first... But because your call came too timely, there is still something wrong."
Osamu Dazai sighed faintly, showing a regretful attitude.
If it were any other time, Ruoye Nanai wouldn't know what charades he was playing, but now, a sneer appeared on the corner of her lips, and she hummed slightly in her heart.
Call late so you can keep the money for yourself?dream!
Osamu Dazai briefly talked about his desire to renew the contract for half a month, and happily transferred the money into her account. During this period, no other troubles were made, which made Wakaba Nana heave a sigh of relief.
After finishing business, Wakaba Nana took the initiative to say:
"Just now I heard Bai said that you took the initiative to talk to her, and even faintly revealed the matter of your girlfriend to Zhongyuan Zhongye."
"Ah, has she already told you, that's right, you are together now." Osamu Dazai said.
Wakaba Nana changed the subject: "I just want to remind you, and please don't do anything to embarrass our shop assistants during the service period. If Nakahara knows that this is only her job, I think you know it too. She's going to be pretty dangerous."
Speaking of this, she lowered her voice slightly: "Mr. Dazai revealed false information about the client to us, and we haven't pursued it with you. If we had known that Zhongyuan Chu also belonged to the mafia, we would not have taken such a dangerous job of."
"Even if it's for the sake of the clerk, please don't reveal it."
"..." Osamu Dazai on the opposite side was silent, and suddenly laughed, "Sure enough, I already know the real information about Chuya, so at first I just wanted to let you guys chat with each other through text messages."
He counterattacked unceremoniously: "Doing redundant things is risky, and the shop manager should also understand."
Ruo Ye Nana: "..." Who would have thought that making money would make him a mafia boss?
The thing is like this, because Dazai Osamu was too idle to do anything, so Kunikida Doppo gave him the task of running errands in anger.
Originally Osamu Dazai wanted to take the opportunity to run away and make trouble outside again, but as if he could see through his battle, Kunikida Doppo sneered, and suddenly turned to the little milk cat at his feet and asked:
"Could you please watch over Dazai? Once he shows signs of not wanting to work, listen to me and beat him up casually. Anyway, he has rough skin and thick flesh."
A trace of anger flashed in the eyes behind the lens, Kunikida Doppo squinted and stared at Osamu Dazai vigorously, and then rubbed the top of the white cat's head: "When you come back, I will make you the best beef, okay?"
beef? !Still classy? !
In an instant, the white cat's eyes lit up, and it immediately called out happily: "Meow." Wrap it on me!
"Hey..." Dazai Osamu was visibly disappointed, "Don't bring such a thing, Kunikida, you let the cat look at me."
"Cats are much more reliable than you, and I don't even think about the reason." Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses and replied indifferently.
At the same time, the white cat also nimbly climbed up Dazai Osamu's back, and skillfully squatted on the other's shoulder.
Osamu Dazai helped her subconsciously, making sure that the cat was grasping firmly, and then sighed regretfully: "I know, I know, it's just shopping, I'll go now."
He kicked his hands into his pockets, and walked out with a calm expression, no reluctance like before, but a faint smile on the contrary.
Kunikida Doppo could even hear him laughing and talking to the white cat.
"Come on, I'll take you out to play. Is there anything you want to go?"
"Meow!"
"It's work, it's definitely work, it's just a little relaxation at work~"
"Meow meow."
"I didn't lie to you, promise! I promise to complete the mission... So where are we going to play, have you decided yet..."
The voice gradually faded away, but these conversations still made Kunikida Doppo's forehead twitch slightly.
What to do, he didn't believe Osamu Dazai would go to work at all!
I can only hope that the cat will be more reliable, and take care of Osamu Dazai. After all, Osamu Dazai in the detective agency still listens to the other party very much.
At this moment, Kunikida Doppo suddenly felt that it would be great if the kitty was a human being. If he had a human form, he would be able to manage Dazai Osamu more conveniently, and he would be much more relaxed.
This kind of thought only existed for a moment, and then he was helplessly dismissed. Can a cat become a human?
Could it be that he was mad by Dazai.
Unexpectedly, he was only one step away from the truth. Wakaba Nana, who was dressed in white cat skin, squatted obediently on Dazai Osamu's shoulder, listening to the nonsense of the people beside her ears, and meowed from time to time in response.
Most of the time, her cry didn't have any meaning, it was probably similar to a human's 'um', but Osamu Dazai seemed to be able to understand her, and prepared to respond.
Such a terrifying magical skill once made the white cat feel horrified, but after listening to Edogawa Ranpo's explanation, she subtly understood it.
Rather than understanding the meaning of her cat language straightforwardly, Osamu Dazai seems to be able to capture her emotions, so he can naturally understand her meaning.
Well... that's the explanation, but it's still scary!
Even if they have been together for a long time, most of the people in the Armed Detective Agency can understand what she means, and Dazai Osamu and Edogawa Ranpo are still the two most special ones.
One is good at analyzing her heart, and the other seems to understand her meow directly.
Hiss, in comparison, it seems that Edogawa Ranpo is even more awesome!
The white cat, who was thinking absent-mindedly, suddenly paused slightly. She noticed that one of her vests, the consciousness belonging to Bai, was constantly approaching the place where they were walking.
The distance is relatively far, but the destination seems to be the same.
So, Chuya Nakahara will meet Osamu Dazai soon?
This is a good thing, after all, the white cat is still not sure whether this Dazai Osamu is the Dazai Osamu who called her. If this Dazai Osamu knows Nakahara Chuya, and the two are good brothers, they can judge in an instant Out.
Therefore, the white cat didn't resist at all, and even deliberately led Osamu Dazai to go in that direction.
When the two happened to meet, she held her breath and carefully observed their every move.
Later, she discovered...these two 'good brothers' clicked their tongues in disgust and glared at each other viciously.
"Ah~ It's so annoying to meet a dwarf in a place like this."
Osamu Dazai was obviously displeased and sneered.
"Ah? Do you think I'd like to see you? Dead mackerel?!" Nakahara Zhong also began to fight back violently, showing a full aggressiveness, which Bai had never seen before, the opposite of tenderness.
"What are you doing here? Get out of my sight quickly, I'm upset when I see you." He said coldly without hiding his disgust.
"Why do you let me go and I will go, but I arrived first, so you go if you want to go." Osamu Dazai also began to retort.
The two scolded each other, and there was no sign of friendship at all.
The white cat looked confused, showing a philosophical doubt about who she is, where she is, and what she is doing.
No, these two people do know each other, it seems that it was Osamu Dazai who called her.
At that time, he was obviously a girlfriend who gave generously for his good brother and even spent a lot of money on the purse for a month. Although the purpose was a bit unbelievable, at least he was willing to spend money for his brother.
How does it look like, the relationship between the two is incompatible, more like... enemies than brothers?
The white cat fell into deep thought, and couldn't help meowing, feeling that his little head couldn't react.
"Huh?" At this time, Osamu Dazai, who was still fighting with Zhongya Nakahara, turned his head when he heard the sound, touched the top of her head gently, and comforted her, "Are you bored? Okay, we will talk to this little dwarf right away." Goodbye, it's so annoying to hang around in front of you every day."
"..." Nakahara Chuya's forehead twitched suddenly, and he really wanted to kick this dog man to death.
However, at the same time, when he saw Osamu Dazai being so gentle to a cat, he was a little surprised, and couldn't help but ask, "Your cat?"
"Yes." Osamu Dazai suddenly showed a embarrassed expression, and straightened his back.
He walked slowly in front of Nakahara Chuya, stretched out his arm and patted the other person's shoulder, and gestured to the little milk cat on the shoulder as if showing off, with joyful eyes: "Are you envious? Are you envious? You won't even touch envy! "
"I don't need it!" Chuya Nakahara was so angry that he kicked him, but Osamu Dazai quickly avoided him.
Yes!He doesn't need any cats, white is enough for him, isn't it a hundred times cuter than a cat? !
After thinking about it carefully, he was no longer angry or irritable. Instead, he glanced at the other party with an expression that Osamu Dazai couldn't understand, turned around, and left towards the opposite place.
His Xiaobai is the best, what a waste of time with this mackerel, he still has a date with Bai.
Blinking his eyes and looking at the back of Nakahara Nakaya who simply left, Osamu Dazai turned his head to look at the cat on his shoulder: "What do you mean by his last look?"
White cat: "Meow."
"Yeah, I can't understand either."
Shaking his head, Osamu Dazai suddenly took out the good mobile phone and wallet in his pocket, and said with an innocent face: "I left everything here, I must be really in a hurry to leave."
White Cat: "..."
Holding the obviously familiar mobile phone, the white cat raised its eyelids slightly, feeling a bad premonition.
And when Osamu Dazai skillfully unlocked it, and when the screen that lit up showed a sleeping figure of Bai, the whole cat felt bad.
This is Zhongye's mobile phone, is it Zhongye's mobile phone, is it Zhongye's mobile phone? !
My God, when did you steal this!
The communication between the two was happening right under her nose, and even so, she didn't notice when Osamu Dazai did it!
Could it be the moment when Osamu Dazai patted Nakahara Chuya on the shoulder? ?
No, this skill is too strong!
Great for cheating.
Osamu Dazai first observed Shiro's figure on the screen curiously, then tapped the screen and looked around, and muttered from time to time: "Oh, it's stronger than I imagined, it seems that it took a lot of painstaking effort." .”
The white cat groaned in his heart, of course, he didn't even look at who she was, he just did his best!
She wondered why Osamu Dazai stole Chuya Nakahara's cell phone, and wondered if it was related to Shiro, and soon, Osamu Dazai's actions confirmed her thoughts.
"Hmm... are you awake? Miss Lover on the screen, are you awake?"
Seeing that the sleeping Bai didn't show any signs of waking up, the smile on his lips deepened: "I know you are controlled by a real person, and the appointment is about to expire in a month, so you don't plan to chat with me. ?"
Hearing this, a gleam of light flashed across the eyes of the white cat, and at the same time, the white on the screen opened his eyes in an instant, and met Osamu Dazai's eyes timidly.
"That... May I ask who are you? Why do you know this?"
Bai came to the screen and moved his fingers a little nervously.
Only one person knows the one-month period, and this secret must not be revealed to Chuya Nakahara. Therefore, she who was supposed to be asleep got up uncharacteristically after hearing Dazai Osamu's call, and asked about it in detail.
"Wow, it's amazing, there is no sense of disobedience when you move, who made you, can't it be yourself?"
Osamu Dazai didn't answer her question, instead, he looked at Shiro with a sparkle like a child seeing a novelty toy.
Frightened by his bright eyes, Bai pursed his lower lip hesitantly before nodding: "Yes, I'm good at electronic equipment."
"What's the matter with the character and dialogue? It's so smooth, it doesn't look like a real AI. Could it be that you are also manipulating it?"
"Yes, we need to do it ourselves when we provide services...Sir, who are you, are you a client?"
Bai Bai couldn't bear it and asked directly.
"Yeah." So Osamu Dazai endured it generously, "My name is Osamu Dazai, and I am a client who asked you to find a lover for Chuuya, but I didn't expect it to appear in an inhuman form at first. It's kind of fun."
"So that's how it is." Bai Yi breathed a sigh of relief with the naked eye, and slowly explained, "Because the original request was only for text message communication, it would not be able to give customers a sense of substitution, so Nana...the store manager came up with such a method .”
"The store manager." Osamu Dazai touched his chin thoughtfully, "She is indeed a very thoughtful woman."
Hearing this, the cat obediently shrunk its presence on its shoulders and immediately raised its head proudly, accepting such praise.
"So... what do you want to see me today?"
Bai looked at Osamu Dazai with some confusion. In fact, she had always wanted to say this, but because she was a little scared, she didn't ask for a long time:
"Why is Zhongye's phone in your hand... Where is Zhongye?"
It's no wonder, as soon as he came up, he heard strange men talking about strange topics, and Zhong Yuan, who was most supposed to be holding a mobile phone, disappeared, and Bai felt more and more uneasy.
She took a deep breath and asked courageously.
"The one-month deadline is coming soon, and I just thought of it, so I want to chat with you." Osamu Dazai smiled at her with his eyes bent, but it was different from the gentle smile when he faced a cat. Osamu Dazai looks full of bad water, and he can't help but want people to stay away.
"How are you getting along with Zhong Ye recently?" He asked casually as if chatting with a friend.
"Very good." Bai nodded, and couldn't help showing a little smile, "He is a very serious and kind person, and he treats me very well. I have been very happy this month."
"Eh...that's it." Hearing Shiro's comment thoughtfully, Dazai Osamu suddenly raised the corners of his lips, "Then next, do you still want to play the lover game with Chuya?"
"Of course..." He spit out two words without even thinking, but as soon as he said the words, Bai seemed to remember her position, and immediately bit his lower lip in embarrassment, "This shouldn't be something I decided , let Mr. Dazai decide."
Osamu Dazai looked at her with great interest, showing a disappointed expression, and couldn't help laughing: "Do you have such a personality in real life? Are you in Tokyo now?"
Seeing Bai nodded slowly, he couldn't help thinking thoughtfully: "So, it seems that it is reasonable for that little man to like you."
Although he was indeed a rental female service hired on a whim, intending to have a good time with Nakahara Chuya, but he really didn't expect that Nakahara Chuya would like a illusory lover who had never even met a real person.
But thanks to that, things are getting more and more interesting.
But before that, he needs to figure out one thing first, he doesn't want to give that little guy a beautiful girlfriend for free.
"What kind of feeling does it feel to be right in your heart?"
Osamu Dazai asked with a smile, his kite-colored eyes stared at the girl on the screen without blinking, as if he wanted to peep into her sincerity.
"Just like Zhong doesn't know that you are a real person and has feelings for you, do you also have any other thoughts about the client because he treats you tenderly?"
Of course not, the love in the game is all fake, no matter how cute the little angel of the Central Plains is, she won't be really tempted.
Bai replied indifferently in his heart, but his face first showed a flash of struggle, and then he showed resolute firmness: "Please rest assured, we have absolute terms of service, and once the service is over, we will not have any private affairs with customers. contacts."
"So, so you don't need to know my inner thoughts. I will promise you that as soon as the service period expires, I will actively disappear from Zhongye's sight and never have any relationship with him again."
Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows: "Even though he is very sad, he has been trying to find you?"
The girl on the screen twitched the corners of her mouth and showed a forced smile: "If he knew that I was hired, he would definitely be angry and cut off relations with me, so... there is no problem."
Yes, this relationship was false from the beginning, no matter how you look at it, it is impossible to develop in the end.
Bai has already made all the psychological preparations, and those blue eyes are firmly gazing at Osamu Dazai, which is the best proof.
Osamu Dazai suddenly became interested again, he wanted to know what choice Nakahara would make when he knew all this.
That must be interesting.
Therefore, until then, you can put more long lines to catch big fish.
"I understand." Saying this, Osamu Dazai suddenly picked up Chuya Nakahara's wallet, and took out cash from it skillfully, "Half a month. I will renew the contract for another half a month. Let’s talk about the actual situation.”
"I'll call you now for the service fee. I just got a sum of money."
Bai stared at his movements silently, and his forehead twitched slightly: "That... If I read correctly, this seems to be Zhongye's wallet."
"Ah." Hearing this, Osamu Dazai paused, and three seconds later, he showed a mischievous expression, "Hey, it's exposed."
"It's okay, it's okay, I have a very good relationship with Zhongye, last time I paid you with his money, and it's the same this time."
He said indifferently, and even tried to kill Nakahara Nakaya: "Your service is great, and you will continue to work hard from now on. Why don't you pay your monthly salary this time, it's a tip."
"You're welcome, you don't need to give Zhong and save money~"
White:"……"
At this moment, Bai suddenly remembered the man Nakahara Nakaya complained about when he was drunk that day, stealing his wallet, blowing up his motorcycle, and doing all kinds of evil.
Well, the stone hammer is definitely Osamu Dazai! !
Wow, it's a hundred times bigger than she imagined!
Bai really wanted to shout out on the spot that Zhongye's money was my money, wouldn't it be a loss for her to pay with his wallet!
But it's not good, her personality can't let her act recklessly like this.
Therefore, the important task of educating Osamu Dazai can only be handed over to the little cat beside him.
A murderous intent flashed across the white cat's blue eyes, and it slapped its paws skillfully to the side. Immediately, a familiar exclamation came from the street.
"It hurts, hurts, I was wrong, I was wrong, I have ignored you for a long time, I feel lonely, don't scratch the child, you will be fooled by scratching!"
After a while, Osamu Dazai, who was rolled all over the floor by Meow Meow's punch, began to beg for mercy.
Beside him, a milky kitten looked at him angrily, and let out a threatening growl from its throat: "Meow woo ow."
But because she is very milky, this threat does not have any sense of majesty, but is full of coquettish air, just like a little milk cat acting coquettishly and throwing a tantrum as much as possible because of an unhappy mood.
oh cute.
So even though Osamu Dazai was beaten in a mess, he still ran towards the white cat with a smile on his face, happily rubbing the hair behind the white cat.
He was ruthlessly beaten by the cat again.
One person and one cat were lying crookedly, but an anxious figure flashed past on the street, the orange light almost flashed in front of Osamu Dazai, and he grabbed Osamu Dazai's collar and shook it in various ways.
"Dazai, you bastard, did you steal my phone again, return it to me quickly!"
The eagerness of his tone and the rudeness of his actions can fully tell his irritable mind at the moment.
In the past, when Zhongyuan Zhong was also stolen his mobile phone, although he was very angry, he was not so angry when he was dizzy by Dazai Osamu who kept shaking him, but he was keenly aware of this.
The corner of his mouth raised a happy arc, and Dazai Osamu immediately pretended to be a little annoying and avoided it, and threw the phone back casually: "Here, here you are, I didn't notice it for so long, I'm so bored waiting here. "
Seeing the mobile phone flying in a parabolic shape, Nakahara Chuya's heart tightened, and he immediately reached out to pick it up.
He breathed a sigh of relief after it was correct, and then carefully observed whether there was any problem with the phone.
Although he couldn't wait to see Bai's situation, but because Dazai Osamu, the insidious dog man, was still in front of him, he could only take a step back vigilantly, and looked at him suspiciously: "What did you do to my phone?" ?”
"What do you think, since it can't be paid or sold for money, what's the use of it if I want it, at most it's just a joke." Osamu Dazai said with a smile.
Zhongyuanzhong finally felt relieved, and then realized something was wrong.
Wait, playing tricks? ?
This bastard is just to play him? ?
Heh, suddenly I feel my fist is a little itchy, what's going on!
"It's Zhongye, why are you so concerned about a mobile phone?"
Before he could get angry, Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes and questioned him, "Could it be that there are some ulterior secrets hidden in the phone?"
After being stunned like this, Zhongyuan Zhongye's anger suddenly filled his throat, and he became dumb.
He also turned his eyes away with a guilty conscience, completely pretending to be self-confident.
"How is it possible... there is no such thing." But he still insisted.
"Is that so?" Osamu Dazai said leisurely, "I thought you had a girlfriend, that's why you treasure your phone so much."
"Huh?!" Chuya Nakahara was shot in the heart by an arrow, and became more flustered and guilty.
If he had a list of people who didn't want others to know that he had a girlfriend, Osamu Dazai would definitely be at the top of the list!
Especially if his girlfriend is an AI lover or something, he can imagine that once Osamu Dazai finds out, he will make a lot of publicity and ridicule, and then make a scene that is well known throughout Yokohama.
At that time, it will be a large-scale social death scene, and he doesn't want to be a human anymore!
"Nothing! What kind of girlfriend, go to the doctor if you are sick, don't talk nonsense here!"
Zhongyuan Zhong also retorted super loudly, and secretly poked to protect the phone before sneaking back.
I didn't even care about the battle with Dazai Osamu, and ran away without a trace.
Only Osamu Dazai was left alone, laughing non-stop, until the white cat couldn't stand it anymore and slapped his tail, then he restrained himself a little, and turned the wallet in his hand upside down.
"Look at him in a hurry, he doesn't even remember his wallet."
"I can't help it." Osamu Dazai shook his head helplessly, and reluctantly put the wallet in his lapel, "Then I'll keep it for him, anyway, he can't spend all his money."
Look, how polite it is.
It's almost like real.
The white cat stared at him speechlessly for a long while: "Meow." I saw everything.
Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes, and suggested: "I'll buy you dried fish, as if nothing happened?"
The white cat thought for a moment, then raised its paw: "Meow!" Deal!
Osamu Dazai gave her a high-five skillfully, bought a lot of snacks along the way and happily returned to the detective agency.
Then——he was scolded by Kunikida Doppo who was waiting for their errands to finish: "What about the mission! Where did your mission go! Why did you come back like this?!"
"..."
One person and one cat stood still at the same time, frozen.
Oh, yes, they seem to be going to complete the task.
"Meow..." The white cat lowered its head, and began to repent in frustration, that she would be led away by Osamu Dazai and forget about the business, oh, it was indeed her fault.
In stark contrast to her, Osamu Dazai smiled indifferently: "Well~ don't be so angry, Kunikida, I bought you some snacks, try it."
Kunikida Doppo, who was hooked by him, had obvious anger in his eyes, and kicked his ass: "Go to hell!"
Afterwards, the aggressive Kunikida Doppo restrained his emotions again, and gently patted the top of the white cat's head: "Sorry, I scared you. It's okay, go eat some dried fish, Dazai will teach me a lesson."
Osamu Dazai, who was clutching his buttocks and bouncing around, was unhappy: "Why am I the only one being punished!"
Kunikida Doppo rolled his eyes, full of disgust: "Because you are a human and she is a cat! If you understand me, go and organize the files. If you don't do something good this time, I will send you to the hospital with a punch. Do you understand?"
Saying that, he gave him a fierce look, and ran to appease the cat in a low voice.
"..." Dazai Osamu looked depressedly at the little cat who had no mission but to cook, and once again thought of not wanting to be a human anymore.
If he is also a cat, will he live a life of cooking all day long, envy.
However, the white cat is not a real cat. As an upright human being, she would be led astray by Osamu Dazai, which is simply an insult to her IQ!
In an instant, the white cat made up his mind that he must not fall into Osamu Dazai's tricks next time and resist the temptation!
She quickly ran to Osamu Dazai, and this time began to supervise Osamu Dazai's work without blinking. Whenever Osamu Dazai felt lazy or wanted to fish, she immediately stretched out her claws threateningly.
"..."
In this way, under Dazai Osamu's resentful eyes, one person and one cat processed a large number of documents, and the relieved Kunikida Doppo praised the little cat.
With those doting eyes and the attitude of wanting to speak sweet words, Osamu Dazai looked at him with question marks all over his head:? ? ?
exist?The document seems to be written by me, right? ?
However, no one paid attention to him. If there is no kitten around, can Osamu Dazai work?So it's all thanks to the cats!
Depressedly squatting on the ground and pulling weeds, Osamu Dazai once again felt the unevenness of the world.
And in the evening, the white cat saw Osamu Dazai took out his mobile phone and dialed a series of numbers. Just as he was wondering who he wanted to contact, the ringtone of the mobile phone in the system just rang.
The cat was shocked. She looked at Osamu Dazai, because he hadn't answered the phone for a long time, and Osamu Dazai lay on the sofa with nothing to do, and muttered softly, "Why is no one answering?"
When the mobile phone was automatically cut off, the mobile phones in the system also returned to silence at the same time.
Stone Hammer!Osamu Dazai was calling her!
The white cat was puzzled, and immediately pretended to be curious and came to Osamu Dazai, looked at the phone eagerly, and meowed.
"Huh?" Noticing her presence, Osamu Dazai quickly showed a gentle smile on his face, and rubbed the top of her head, "Who should I call? Don't worry, even if there are countless women outside of me, I'd rather The person I love is also you~”
Speaking such lines in a super exaggerated way, he winked at the white cat disgustingly.
It made the white cat shudder, its fur exploded, and it gave him a strange look.
took two steps back.
"Hmm... Even if I'm joking, this reaction is too unfeeling."
Facing her expression of resistance, Osamu Dazai suddenly felt an arrow being stabbed in his heart, and frowned sadly.
The white cat rolled its eyes: "Meow." As long as you know it, if you dare to say such a thing, it will serve you with its paws.
So Osamu Dazai became even more depressed, sighed and shook his head: "Okay, I won't talk about it, compared to this..."
He suddenly took out the wallet that he had stolen from Zhongya Zhongyuan from his bosom, with a sly smile on his face: "Hey, since the call is not connected, let's keep the money privately, what should we do better? That's enough money for us to squander."
He didn't seem to realize that it was just a cat in front of him, which didn't cost any money, and the moment the white cat heard his words, it exploded again.
no! !That's her money! !
Because of an unexpected situation in the transaction with Shiro, Wakaba Nana has not received the contract renewal fee from Osamu Dazai so far.
Even if, even if it is with Zhongyuan Zhongye's money, then she must get what she deserves!
Osamu Dazai dared to take it privately, there is no way!
"Meow ow ow ow!" she yelled angrily.
"Huh? Are you saying that it is bad behavior to use other people's money?" Osamu Dazai blinked and recognized what she meant, but spread his hands innocently, "Naka also didn't come to ask me to return the wallet, Miss Shopkeeper I didn't answer the phone, did I not give it to them, obviously they chose to give up, there is no way."
He gave the reason aboveboard, and almost made the white cat speak human words angrily.
It's not that she wants to give up, she's just a cat now, don't you expect a cat to answer the phone? ?
No, no, no, if this continues, Osamu Dazai's character of that dog will definitely spend all his wallet and won't keep it for her.On the other hand, because of the krypton gold system, it is best not to give up contact with Zhongye in the Central Plains.
After much deliberation, there is only one way for her in the end!
You must answer the phone and ask for the dog man's money!
However, this is obviously a very difficult thing. There are still three days left in the week of punishment, and the cucumber dishes will be cold after three days.
The white cat was anxious, the white cat was in pain visible to the naked eye, she didn't even pay attention to Osamu Dazai's harassment, and a cat walked away sadly.
Then I went to a place where no one was around, and poked the system.
Whether the system is there or not, something happened, something big happened, and the money in hand is going to fly!
I want to restore my human body, is there a way to temporarily restore or end the punishment early!
After a tireless harassment, the system finally responded:
[You can pay a price to end the punishment early, and the price is to increase the blackness of all card characters by 10, do you agree? 】
The white cat was startled, a little tangled.
Blackening is obviously a very dangerous word... It feels like a pit dug deliberately by the system.
It's better to avoid it if possible.
But... blackening is a disaster for others, not for her. If she can't get money, others have no loss, but she has a loss! !
Such a comparison, which is more important, can be seen immediately.
Isn't it just 10, done!
In an instant, the white cat made up his mind and pressed the plum blossom seal suddenly.
……
A white figure quietly and leisurely in the dark alley.
Vigilantly pricked up its small ears, looking for places where no one had ever existed, the white cat cocked its tail and climbed over the wall to cover its own shadow.
After coming out again, she had turned into a beautiful woman with cherry-colored hair. The woman held an oiled paper umbrella in her hand, her complexion was calm, and her golden eyes were as bright as the sun.
She walked around carefully, and after she made sure that there was no one else nearby, she walked to the crowded street, chose a quiet coffee shop, and took out her mobile phone.
As soon as I turned on the phone, the screen was almost overwhelmed by various text messages.
Ruoye Nana was startled by the huge amount of text messages, and froze for a few seconds before quickly flipping through the content of the text messages.
But in fact, most of these text messages are sent by one person.
That's right, it's the super clingy Gojo Satoru.
Wakaba Nana casually read the two dialogues and found that they were all unnutritious conversations, such as 'Good morning', 'The scenery in Tokyo is beautiful, when will you come back', 'Today's Daifuku is delicious' and other topics.
Although some headaches were caused by these similar words, Ruo Ye Nana insisted on reading it.
Even she didn't realize it, the corner of her mouth raised slightly.
Among them, there is also a text message from Fu Heihui.
[Miss Ruoye, I heard from Qing Shui that you are being targeted by a curse, is there anything wrong?]
Ruoye Nana thought for a while, temporarily gave up on Gojo Satoru's reply, and instead sent a message to Fu Heihui first:
【I'm fine, I can go back in a while, Shimizu, please take care of me】
After it was over, she couldn't wait to call Osamu Dazai.
After a long wait, Osamu Dazai finally picked up the phone lazily. Before he could speak, he chuckled lightly: "The call from the store manager was really timely."
"Didn't you call me first?" Ruo Ye Nana replied impeccably, "I was busy just now and didn't see it. What's the matter?"
"There was nothing wrong at first... But because your call came too timely, there is still something wrong."
Osamu Dazai sighed faintly, showing a regretful attitude.
If it were any other time, Ruoye Nanai wouldn't know what charades he was playing, but now, a sneer appeared on the corner of her lips, and she hummed slightly in her heart.
Call late so you can keep the money for yourself?dream!
Osamu Dazai briefly talked about his desire to renew the contract for half a month, and happily transferred the money into her account. During this period, no other troubles were made, which made Wakaba Nana heave a sigh of relief.
After finishing business, Wakaba Nana took the initiative to say:
"Just now I heard Bai said that you took the initiative to talk to her, and even faintly revealed the matter of your girlfriend to Zhongyuan Zhongye."
"Ah, has she already told you, that's right, you are together now." Osamu Dazai said.
Wakaba Nana changed the subject: "I just want to remind you, and please don't do anything to embarrass our shop assistants during the service period. If Nakahara knows that this is only her job, I think you know it too. She's going to be pretty dangerous."
Speaking of this, she lowered her voice slightly: "Mr. Dazai revealed false information about the client to us, and we haven't pursued it with you. If we had known that Zhongyuan Chu also belonged to the mafia, we would not have taken such a dangerous job of."
"Even if it's for the sake of the clerk, please don't reveal it."
"..." Osamu Dazai on the opposite side was silent, and suddenly laughed, "Sure enough, I already know the real information about Chuya, so at first I just wanted to let you guys chat with each other through text messages."
He counterattacked unceremoniously: "Doing redundant things is risky, and the shop manager should also understand."
Ruo Ye Nana: "..." Who would have thought that making money would make him a mafia boss?
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