Perfect Lover Interpretation Plan

Osamu Dazai never imagined that one day, he would actually talk to a kitten.

While feeling the thrill of suffocation in the water, he faintly felt being scratched and bitten at the bottom of his trousers, but he stood up curiously and saw that it was a kitten not much bigger than a slap.

The kitten has snow-white hair, reminiscent of the snow falling in Yokohama, and in those beautiful blue eyes like glass balls, there is a beautiful color that does not resemble the world.

In an instant, Osamu Dazai's attention was attracted by this little guy.

He thought the kitten was interested in his trousers, but after thinking about it carefully, the cat hates water the most, so how could it risk jumping into the river to come and bite him.

So... the cat was trying to save him?Because he fell into the water?

If it is a dog that loves humans, it is not afraid of water and can swim. It would not surprise him to be so enthusiastic about rescuing humans. But how can a kitten who has always been indifferent and arrogant save a two-legged human?

This is quite unscientific.

After talking curiously, Osamu Dazai found more and more that this cat's expression was different from that of ordinary cats, and that it was quite agile and had a high IQ. He even cursed because of his clinginess.

Strangely, he could still guess what the other party's meowing meant, and give an accurate response.

The conversation between one person and one cat was completely free of barriers.

Osamu Dazai, who didn't know when he discovered that he was proficient in cat language, wanted to be shocked, but then he looked at the puppet cat with a shocked expression, looking at him as if seeing a ghost, his pupils trembled!

puff.

Immediately, his full of astonishment turned into a hearty laugh.

It seems that the kitten was also surprised by the seamless dialogue between the two of them, and it died laughing.

This cat is too interesting, isn't it really a cat?

For a moment, Osamu Dazai diverged his thoughts, and suddenly thought of a certain old man who likes to turn into a cat and lazily bask in the sun.

Perhaps, this is a cat that has also changed with supernatural powers?

Otherwise, it would be impossible to explain its IQ of beating all animals.

But there is a doubt, if this cat is really transformed from a human, how can it deduce such a real cry.

Even with the blessing of supernatural powers, most people will resist the simulated calls after turning into animals.

But this cat meowed without burden.

Well, it's useless to guess whether it is a supernatural change or not. It's easier to test it yourself.

Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes slyly, clinging more and more to this little cat, having a great time playing with it.

However, Ruo Ye Nana is about to be annoyed to death by this clingy person, she just wants to cut the map as soon as possible and go back to sleep, why is this person so clingy to her, she can't just disappear out of thin air.

Unbearable, Ruo Ye Nana glared at the other party angrily, cursing while walking.

The emotions became more and more excited: "Meow woo ow ow!"

Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes, and replied innocently: "Actually, my family is also here, so we just happened to take the same road. You have no right to let me go that way, right?"

White cat: "Meow! Meow!"

Osamu Dazai: "It's true, I didn't lie to you, look at my sincere eyes, how could I have the heart to lie to a kitten, won't my conscience hurt!"

White Cat: "Aww~ Meow?"

Osamu Dazai: "Yes, yes, it's truer than Pearl. I didn't expect that the places we want to go are the same. This is the so-called fate."

The white cat looked suspiciously at the innocent face of the young man, then suddenly pawed and walked in the opposite direction.

And in the next second, the young man's body also stopped quickly, and once again stuck to her direction and chased after her.

"..."

There was a small flame in the eyes, and the white cat was surprisingly angry: "Meow meow meow!"

"Thanks for your reminder." Unexpectedly, Dazai Osamu was not flustered at all, and his tone was very sincere, "That's when I realized that I was going the wrong way."

"Even this kind of thing reminds me, you are such a considerate kitten~" He smiled and sighed.

So the white cat could only take back all its emotions, choking speechlessly: ...

I have seen thick-skinned people, but I have never seen one with thicker skin than a city wall. I am really convinced!

However, as the saying goes, if you stretch out your hand and don't hit a smiling face, she is really embarrassed to keep getting angry when facing the young man's always smiling face.

It was as if she was making trouble for no reason.

It seems that after becoming a cat, not only her habit will be affected a little, and she will be closer to a real cat, even her personality will become moody like a cat.

Ruo Ye Nana tried hard to control her habits, and walked lightly on the ground on catwalks.

Suddenly, her movements stopped.

And he looked at the muddy ground on the bumpy road in front of him with hesitant eyes.

"Ahhh..." At some point, the black-haired young man squatted beside her, also staring at the small puddle in front of him, and sighed, "What's the trouble, it will really dirty the paws, it's not too bad I want to go."

The white cat nodded slightly: "Meow." That's right, I don't really want to walk over.

"What should I do?" Osamu Dazai turned his head to look at the hesitant cat, and tilted his head, "Do you want to change another way?"

"Meow..." Even if you say that...

The white cat looked around for other road conditions. Except for going back the same way, there were almost no clean roads nearby.

But the cat doesn't want to give up halfway, it seems unusually entangled.

After struggling for a long time, she turned her head and for the first time faced the clingy spirit who was staring at her side, with serious emotions in her eyes.

So Osamu Dazai was also slightly taken aback, raised his eyebrows, and asked silently.

He always felt that this little cat had something important to convey to him.

In the next second, the beautiful little white cat raised its front paw and patted the ground, as if implying something, it yelled: "Meow."

Osamu Dazai blinked, subconsciously bent his body following the thoughts in his heart, and almost brought his cheek close to the tip of the cat's pink nose: "Is this so?"

"Meow." The white cat was very satisfied. With a kick on the ground with her hind legs, her body lightly jumped towards Dazai Osamu, and her limbs stepped on Dazai Osamu's shoulders accurately, and she could easily turn around. .

"..." Feeling the sudden weight on his shoulders, Osamu Dazai immediately maintained his balance, so as not to fall due to the impact.

After he stabilized his body, he turned his head to look at the cute cat obediently lying on his shoulder, the doubt in the iris eyes had not receded.

It wasn't until the white cat patted his shoulder with its paw impatiently and meowed that he finally came back to his senses.

"Let me drive you there?"

Osamu Dazai glanced at the long dirt road in front of him, and the corners of his eyes twitched slightly. His trousers and leather shoes became even more useless after walking along this road.

"I always feel like a tool man, the kind without emotion." He muttered resentfully.

The white cat is like a high-ranking king. Hearing this, he just gave him a condescending sideways glance, as if to say, 'what nonsense are you two-legged beasts talking about, go away'.

And slowly twitched his back with his long tail: "Meow."

"Okay, okay, I know." Osamu Dazai looked helplessly at this wayward cat, and chose to compromise.

You only need to turn your face slightly to feel the warm hair.

His body temperature was higher than that of human beings, like a small stove, which made Osamu Dazai, who had just walked up from the river and was still a little chilly, feel a little comfortable.

Touching his body but not showing the original shape, it seems that it is not a supernatural power.

But it is precisely because of this that it is so special.

Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes somewhat comfortably, and walked forward slowly.

In order to prevent the kitten from falling due to not standing firmly, he walked smoothly and steadily, which can be said to have used a lot of patience.

However, the warmth around him made him feel nostalgic in his heart, his eyes secretly poked at the seemingly soft fluff, and his heart was itchy.

At a certain moment, he finally couldn't suppress the eager fingers, and while the kitten was not paying attention, he quickly touched the top of the other's head with his palm and rubbed it twice.

"..."

The cat whose head was being rubbed stiffened for a moment, and scratched it with its paw almost reflexively.

However, Osamu Dazai's movements were really sharp, and her blow was missed.

Looking at the smiling young man with a triumphant smile, the kitty gritted her teeth angrily, and touched her head without the master's consent, angry!

Flames burst out of the blue eyes, the cat bent down, and quickly bit the young man's neck.

Fortunately, before the sharp teeth pierced the skin, Ruo Ye Nana quickly reacted and controlled the instinct, so the sharp teeth only rubbed the white neck slightly.After a little threat, he took it back gently, and gave Osamu Dazai a fierce look.

Osamu Dazai did not expect the little kitten to bite someone in a hurry.

He had already achieved the consciousness of being bitten by a cat until his head was bleeding, but in the end he just bit the teeth that reached his neck lightly as if playing, without any strength at all, and even pain did not occur.

Until the end, she just looked at him with those beautiful big eyes as if accusing, with a grievance on her face.

Osamu Dazai blinked in confusion, and subconsciously touched his neck with his palm.

"This is..." He stared curiously at the white cat's clear pupils, which could almost completely reflect the other party's unhappiness, "Just let me go like this?"

"Pfft, hahaha, haha..."

Seeing that the white cat didn't want to pay attention to him at first, for some reason, he suddenly laughed, and the more he laughed, the happier he became, and the louder he laughed.

On this day, he met a snow-white cat while drowning.

It was the cutest and gentlest cat he had ever seen.

He was almost obsessed with this cat.

The idea of ​​taming the other party could not help but arise.

The white cat stared at his laughing face as if he was insane, very speechless.

While not threatened with a bite, she still has claws!

If it made her anxious... hum.

A fierce threat flashed across the beautiful eyes, the white cat stretched out a paw, and slowly opened its five fingers, revealing the sharp tip of the claw inside.

Although these claw tips are usually hidden in the meat ball, but once she wants to attack the prey, she only needs to swipe lightly to cut through the human skin.

Oh, man, are you afraid?

Under her condescending gaze, Osamu Dazai stopped smiling and stared at her paws curiously for a long time.

In addition, he also raised his right hand, put it on the side of the cat's paw, and spread out his five fingers.

The palm that was several times bigger than a cat's claw was slender, with well-defined bones, and it was a beautiful male palm.

"Look! I'm older than you!" Osamu Dazai said triumphantly, as if he had found something worth showing off, and shook his palm, with a very obvious embarrassing attitude.

"..." The flamboyant tone made the little cat unbearable, and he slapped his palm directly.

Of course, he carefully put away his claws to prevent really scratching people.

However, the young man in front of him quickly flipped his palm, turned his palm upwards, and slapped her in the direction she was waving towards.

One cat and one person, one paw and one hand, just so hard—a high five!

"yeah~"

give five!

Osamu Dazai cheered instantly.

White Cat: "..."

? ? ? ?

What's wrong with this man? ?

are you crazy? ?