Comprehensive HP on the Possibility of Dual Cultivation of Magic and Martial Arts

Milkoda sat at the dining table, and Jason and Olivia helped her celebrate her birthday. The table was full of her favorite food.Olivia brought a large tray, opened the lid, and inside was Milkoda's favorite mango cheesecake.But...why is cheesecake so stinky?Mirkoda opened her eyes suddenly...it turned out to be a dream!

"Why are you here?" Mirkoda, who was awakened by the fumes, looked expressionlessly at the warg that had been released before he set off again, and turned his head to avoid its tongue trying to lick him. "Don't lick me, I told you you have bad breath, don't lick me without rinsing!"

The warg squatted down in front of Mirkoda aggrievedly: "Woo~"

Mirkoda sighed and crawled out of her sleeping bag, "Why are you here?"

"Wooooooooooowooowooowooow!" The warg wagged his tail at Mirkoda non-stop.

"Well... didn't I tell you to go back to the wolf pack?"

"Aww! Aww~wow~!"

"The wolves don't accept you?"

"Woo~ woo woo woo!"

"Is it daylight outside?"

"Wooooooooooow~"

"..." Mirkoda leaned on the dragon's horn and said helplessly: "To be honest, we are of different species, so I really don't understand what you are talking about. It's really boring to talk like a chicken and a duck! "

"Woo~" The warg rolled over to act like a spoiled child, but was stopped by Mirkoda holding his head.

Smaug, who was stunned by Mirkoda's heartless appearance, was stunned by the whole dragon.Smaug: ...I've been sleeping for too long, and I'm out of touch with the times, creating a generation gap, right?Since you don't understand?Then how did you two chat so enthusiastically?Why are neither of them afraid of themselves!

"Don't lick me! Still licking! Still licking!" Mirkoda kept hiding, jumping up and down, one person and one wolf immediately started making a fuss.

"..." Smaug, who couldn't stand being stepped on, shook his head violently, and threw off the man and wolf who were running around and fighting in its face, and roared: "From! I ! Face! Up! Down! Come!"

Mirkoda landed with a backflip, and stared straight at Smaug, making her feel guilty for no reason. "Ah~ That's right!" Mirkoda seemed to have just remembered something, and tapped her palm: "I forgot there is still something I haven't done."

"What do you want to do!"

"Can I have one of your scales?"

"..." Smaug was stunned for a moment: What the hell?Don't normal people come here to want wealth? "no!"

"Oh!"

Smaug: ...one is enough?Shouldn't you beg me more?Please?Please?Even if I don't agree, you shouldn't kneel down and beg me! (Mirkoda: Hehe, you think a lot?)

Smaug felt extremely awkward. Ever since he saw this human being, he had always felt very aggrieved.This product is completely different from the outside, and it is not afraid of itself.

Mirkoda didn't care about Smaug's thoughts at all. She picked up two swords and some spears from a pile of treasures, and took out from the ring the processed whole sheep that she had bought in Long Lake Town and put them on a long chain. Spears built on the grill.The warg lay obediently on one side, its tail wagging excitedly.

Mirkota first used a dagger to cut densely packed slits on the sheep, half of them were marinated with salt and spices, and kept cooking the meat.Then he picked up a piece of wood, split it into thin strips and piled it up, and threw a blazing flame over it, and the flames burst into flames.Mirkoda moved the grill to the fire, using the temperature of the flame to slowly roast, the fat in the meat slowly seeped out, dripping into the fire and making a sizzling sound.

"Huh?... This wood is burning..." Mirkoda sniffed it, and it was fragrant.Could it be that he burned some of the dragon's treasures?Mirkota rubbed her chin, thinking about how to drag the dragon into the water for a while.

After thinking about it, Mirkoda sat directly on the wolf, flipped the roast lamb from time to time, and suppressed it not to rush to eat, so that all the hard work would be ruined.The first time Mirkota and Voldemort sneaked out of the woods to have a barbecue before, it was ruined by this stupid wolf. If it wasn't for the fast running of the wolf, Mirkoda was so angry that he almost roasted it.

"Boom, boom~"

"Huh?" Mirkoda forced her attention away from the roast lamb.

"Boom, boom, boom~" There was another loud noise, and the person who made the sound, Smaug, stuffed his head into the pile of gold coins and blocked his nose.If it weren't for the fact that the dragon itself is golden red, you can see him red from the head to the tip of the tail right now, what a shame!

Seeing that there was no danger, Mirkoda got used to the rumbling sound for a while, and then roasted the sheep with all her heart.After the mutton was roasted to a golden brown, Mirkoda dug out honey, a brush, and seasonings such as chili and cumin from the ring, while turning the whole mutton on the sword evenly, so that the roasted fat would seep back into the meat, On the one hand, use a brush dipped in honey and seasoning to coat every part of the roast lamb.

The rumbling grows louder as the lamb is roasted.Mirkoda nonchalantly split the roasted lamb in half, and gave the half without seasoning to the warg.For the remaining half, Mirkoda took off one front leg and sliced ​​it into thin slices, put it on a gold plate, and then kicked the worg aside, letting him eat his portion honestly, don't always think about eating it Looking at the pot from the bowl, I still want to occupy other people's spoons.

Crush the cleaned bones, turn them into water balls and throw them into the cauldron to start cooking soup, and the rich fragrance permeates again.The smell of roast lamb and bone broth was like a leprechaun, tickling Smaug's heart.Ready to move, he moved to Mirkoda's side, and quietly stretched out his claws to hook the remaining mutton.

"Crack!" Mirkoda yanked its paw, and put the meat into the ring.

"..." Smaug twitched his nose incessantly, stood up and threatened the Warg again.The warg cleverly ran away with the meat in its mouth, hid in a rock crevice and continued to eat.

"Rumble rumble, rumble rumble" my stomach kept screaming.Smaug couldn't help but said, "Human... Is it delicious?"

"Ahh~ you want to eat people?" Mirkoda took a bite of the meat and said vaguely.

"...No, um... Is that... barbecue delicious?" There is no one who is so low-spirited, and Smaug felt that he was going to bow his head to humans, and he was extremely wronged.

"Ahh~" Mirkoda stuffed his mouth, "That's a good time."

"I am the greatest king, Smaug!"

"Pfft! Aww~" Mirkoda almost laughed out as he chewed the meat: This guy really looks like Voddy! I am Lord Voldemort! I am Lord Smaug!Same middle school. "Then what?"

"I am sitting on countless wealth!"

"Aww~ Then you are awesome!" Mirkoda said while eating.

"..." Is this the end?Shouldn't you offer your knees?Smaug suspects he has encountered a fake human. "Human, offer your meat!" Even so euphemistically, human beings are indeed ants!

"Ahh~" Swallowing the meat in his mouth, Mirkoda cut it loudly: "I still want to eat people!"

"Barbecue!" Smaug wanted to kill this incomprehensible bastard with a breath of his dragon.

Milkoda stopped talking, looked at Smaug suspiciously, confirmed that it was serious, and immediately poured all the meat on the plate into her mouth. "Gone!"

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Smaug wanted to hit someone, wanted to, wanted to!Don't think it ate a leg of lamb without seeing it, and she took away the half piece of roast lamb.It thought for a while and began to seduce Mirkoda: "I'll exchange it with you for gold!"

"do not want!"

"I have the white diamonds that elves love most."

"I'm not an elf!"

"I have the sharpest sword and the hardest shield."

"I use a whip."

"I have the heart of this mountain - the Arken gem!"

"...Wow~it's amazing~"

Seeing Mirkoda's indifferent expression, Smaug continued to seduce: "This is the heart of the mountain, a gem that no one can refuse."

Milkoda tilted her head to look at it, frowned and asked, "Without a heart, what will this mountain do?"

"...No one cares what will happen without Xinshan!"

"Oh."

"You do not want?"

"Ah."

"..." Will you die if you say a few more words? (Mirkoda saves herself what she can, and you expect her to explain so much to you?) "Then what do you want?"

"Well... nothing."

"Didn't you want dragon scales just now?" Smaug couldn't understand this human being a little bit, and obviously asked himself if he could give her a scale.

"Oh, I thought about it, there will always be other dragons who are easier to talk to."

"..." Thinking that Mirkoda would exchange the barbecue with other dragons, Smaug angrily tore off a few dragon scales from his body and threw them to Mirkoda, "Meat!"

How simple and rude!Milkoda sighed and took out the roasted meat and put it in front of Smaug before taking away the dragon scale.

"What are you looking at!" He turned around holding his breath.

Mirkoda walked up to him, and put her hands on the torn scales, "Popravka!" The wound healed immediately.Patting the dragon's body, Mirkoda said, "Is this enough to plug your teeth?"

"Hmph!" Tsundere Smaug ignored her, his body shrank a little bit, and turned into a man, he grabbed the sheep and started to chew.

"..." Mirkota flipped through the rings silently, found a man's robe and cloak and put it on the head of Smaug who had turned into a human. "That pot of soup is also for you." After speaking, he was about to leave with the warg.

"Where are you going!"

"Hmm... I heard that the mermaids here are very good-looking, and the Elven Queen of Lothlorian is also very beautiful~" Mirkoda said to him, anyway, the dragon's IQ has been fooled and lame.

"...you are a girl!" She looks beautiful, why are you flirting with it?

"Huh? Does it matter?" Mirkoda turned around and asked him puzzled.

Smaug's expression was indescribable. After thinking for a while, he began to persuade Mirkoda: "Galadriel, Queen of the Elf, is very old. She is already thousands of years old."

"I knew."

"She has a husband."

"so what?"

"She can't like you."

"That's not good, after all, I'm so cute~"

"She doesn't like women."

"No, I checked the information, she is very nice~"

"It's impossible for you to be together."

"I don't intend to stay there forever."

"Huh?" Smaug reacted for a while and knew that he wanted to split, he pushed Mirkoda away quickly with his forehead, "Go! Don't come again!" After staying for a while, his whole dragon would be abducted by her and it would be abnormal.

"Oh, thank you, Smaug." Mirkoda waved and left the castle.

After Mirkoda left, Smaug muttered while eating the barbecue: "This little girl's roast meat is not bad, and there is a scent of sandalwood... Σ(дlll)! Sandalwood?" Smaug immediately went to pick up the ashes .

... There was a roar from the castle: "Bastard!" This dead boy actually burned the sandalwood he had collected for hundreds of years as firewood!

A crow flew over the lonely mountain, leaving behind a series of "Baga~Baga~" calls...

The author has something to say:

I thought I could write about the elf queen, but I still got stuck on this dragon.