Comprehensive HP on the Possibility of Dual Cultivation of Magic and Martial Arts

【journal】

1979. 8, 10

As a recruit, you have to go through many baptisms in the army.If you don't have a strong psychological quality and are not mentally prepared, the consequences will be very serious.

I didn't do it well, at least my cat didn't...

This morning... Well, when we assembled at 2:1.8 am, the captain reported the number and checked the number of people.I am the shortest among a group of old men over [-] meters... so I stand at the end.Far away, just after I finished reporting the number, there was an eighth "meow~"

……

Granose, why are you running here again?You don't want that cat skin anymore, do you?You want to carry forward the characteristic of snake spirit disease in your cow cat, don't you?It's a good thing Savoel didn't fall ill with you.

...Why are my requirements so low?

The entire team laughed one after another... I couldn't bear to look at Captain Moore's dark face that couldn't be darker.

This is a secret base, and there is no way to pass on news to the outside world. I can only secretly pass the news to my parents that Granose is here in the alchemy diary I just made.

In the end, Granose was inspected from beginning to end, almost dissected, and he was returned to me after no monitoring and positioning equipment was found on him.He was fined again, and ran [-] laps around the training ground with Sugar in his arms.

This skinny egg made me drag it back to the dormitory and beat it into a cat rug.

1979. 8, 15

Thanks to the sugar, I have the title of prickly head among the recruits, and a group of seniors want to teach me how to be a man in the name of exchanging ideas.

However, you must know that the knowledge you are really familiar with is unforgettable even if you want to. For example, I was a Chinese medicine doctor in my first life, and I went to the battlefield in my second life...

I am familiar with the 20 meridians and 365 acupoints of the human body, and I can accurately feel 72 general vital points and 36 dead points with my eyes closed, but I am not well prepared for this aspect.

Looking at the seniors practicing yoga all over the floor, but with no bruises all over their bodies, the battalion commander, Lieutenant Colonel Brown, added torture to my training subjects...

1979. 8, 28

Packing our bags, our whole camp is going to live in the Amazon rainforest for a month.

1979. 9, 10

It's so hot here that you're sweating everywhere, and there are swamps, poisonous insects, and dangerous plants everywhere.And it's still the rainy season, and there are heavy rains every now and then.The fire is the most precious here, if you don't use magic to make a fire, then I will try my best to keep the fire from being extinguished, which is really too difficult.

Captain Moore led the whole team into a Mayan pyramid. I noticed that there were many secret passages and spells that ordinary people could not discover, as well as some ancient magic texts, in the temple of worship above the pyramid.While everyone was resting at night, I sneaked out and had an adventure.I almost lost my life, but luckily I ran fast.However, I got a lot of information, and even the images were copied by me.I feel it will come in handy in the future.

1979. 10, 2

After crawling back from the tropical rainforest, my whole body stinks...

Lieutenant Colonel Brown brought another piece of excessive news. After a day of adjustments, he set off for a half-month "vacation" in the Sahara Desert...

Many people secretly planned to pour sand into his rice.

1979. 10, 20

After returning from playing with the sand in the Sahara, I brought some souvenirs for Lieutenant Colonel Brown-sand and scorpions in his supper.Captain Moore turned a blind eye to this.

That night, the entire cooking class was physically punished for one night...

Some feel sorry for them. As compensation, one of our teams helped them move vegetables and run errands in their spare time. In their grateful eyes, I felt even more guilty...

1979. 11, 1

Daniel and I, the foodie who has paid me so many restaurants, stole flour and two pumpkins from the cooking class together last night.The pumpkin made Jack's lamp, and put flour on his face; he stole Captain Moore's crayons and put on heavy makeup, messing up his hair. Daniel didn't have long hair, so he put sugar on his head.The two of us ran out in white sheets to scare people, and sneaked into all the dormitories to paint turtles and grimaces on the faces of sleeping soldiers.

The results of the battle were outstanding, and the sentries on duty last night were frightened. The camp was full of screams, and everyone woke up.Lieutenant Colonel Brown thought someone had broken into the barracks armed and violently, and ran out before he could put on his pants...

Finally, Daniel and I were caught (they didn’t catch me, I saw Daniel was arrested and surrendered himself). He justly said that it was to add to the festive atmosphere. Lieutenant Colonel Brown gave us two feet in appreciation and ordered The two of us ran 30 laps around the training ground with the jack-o-lantern on, and we ran an extra lap every time the jack-o-lantern fell.I just put the pumpkin on my head and run.That guy Daniel didn't want to complain about him at all. This guy was really sincere. He dropped and picked up pumpkins all the way, and ran until dawn...

Of course, there were people worse than us. Captain Moore, Captain Cooper (of Daniel's team) and the sentinels on duty that night were also fined.The two captains are okay, in addition to 30 laps, plus 50 push-ups, because discipline is not strict.

On this basis, the sentry on duty doubles the usual training.Because of low psychological quality, vigilance is poor.

Daniel and I felt that Lieutenant Colonel Brown was annoyed because we all saw his big Mickey Mouse pants!

Later, Daniel was beaten up by those sentries and Captain Cooper, Captain Moore, he threw his fist at me, and finally turned a corner and hit Daniel.

After tossing all night, I'm so sleepy...

1979. 12, 15

Lieutenant Colonel Brown brought another bad news. It seems that he has never brought good news?We are going to the North Pole again, it is said that it is because it is exciting!Well, in fact, it is to adapt us to various extreme environments.

I'm leaving tomorrow, and it's another half a month... I can't make it back for Christmas!So this Christmas, we're going to Santa Claus and the reindeer for presents, aren't we?

1979. 12, 23

The Arctic continent is not as desolate as I imagined, at least I saw some Eskimo wizards besides polar bears.

It's too cold here for the owls to fly over and send my presents home.So I can only sneak out again, go to the wizarding gathering to buy some special products, and send them back to the local International Wizarding Post Office.

There is also a carnival at night, which is very lively.To be honest, I am the only one in the whole team who can see these gorgeous scenes, so I feel a little lonely!

1979. 12, 25

Today, Captain Moore has been staring at me, and several times when I was going to pack the polar bear, I was stopped by him.I'm going back tomorrow, and I don't have any special products to bring back. It's a pity!

Um?It feels like Captain Moore breathed a sigh of relief just now?Is it an illusion?

1979. 12, 27

He didn't bring the snake spirit disease of Granose with him three times when he went out for training, and he was fostered by Lieutenant Colonel Brown.

As soon as I got back to the camp, Granose rushed to greet me.Looking at the old injuries covered by the fresh cat scratches on Lieutenant Colonel Brown's face, I think the misfortune is very good.Not in vain, I kept telling Granu, it wasn't that I didn't take him there, it was Lieutenant Colonel Brown who didn't allow me to take him out to play.

1979. 12, 29

The war between the Soviet Union and Afghanistan began.Someone came to the battalion to select soldiers for the peacekeeping force.I submitted my application.

1979. 12, 30

Lieutenant Colonel Brown and Captain Moore also submitted applications. They said they were worried about me going out and harming others...too much!

【letter】

Dear Severus:

When you receive this letter, I have already reached the other side of the ocean.I participated in a peacekeeping mission, but I will not explain what a peacekeeping mission is.Specific tasks are not easy to spread.The contact information is temporarily kept confidential.When will return, no comment.Action address, change a place with one shot.

So, remember to help me comfort my parents and wait for me to come back without missing parts.

ps: I went to Amazon once before and collected a lot of materials, all of which I used to make potions, so I won’t mail them to you.

PS: I packed the sugar and sent it back, remember to keep an eye on him.

everything is fine!

I hope you are not angry Mirkoda.

1980. 1, 13

The United Nations peacekeeping force is a cross-border special force established in accordance with relevant United Nations resolutions. It is commissioned by the United Nations General Assembly or the Security Council and is active in international conflict areas.

We were sent to the Danish training centers located in the four Nordic countries to receive special training to familiarize ourselves with the functions, purposes and tasks of the peacekeeping force and conduct special military training.

No discrimination by race, color, or country is allowed here, otherwise they will be punished or even sent back to their country directly.

Anyway, I don’t care anymore ╮(￣_￣)╭, I have so many identities that I still don’t understand what I am…

1980. 2, 6

The Soviet army launched a large-scale attack on Afghanistan, and our group of peacekeepers was to be packed and sent to Kabul quickly.

Captain Moore is calling me, it's time to go...

1980. 3, 17

There are ruins everywhere, and refugees everywhere.We distribute them with food and water.Looking at the timid little faces of those children, I feel unspeakably uncomfortable, why is there a war!

1980. 4, 1

Met a bald weirdo who felt like a nun.She said that the nearby mosque was good and it was worth my visit.Then I drew a circle of fire and walked away...

Cool~!This is much more pretentious than Apparating!

1980. 4, 12

Today was my day off, and I declined the kindness of Christopher and David (that is, Lieutenant Colonel Brown and Captain Moore) and went to the mosque in Kabul by myself.

It has become a ruin, and occasionally a few local sages (wizards) will go to worship.

I paid a special visit to them. After a series of words praising Allah, they told me that the basement of this temple is the place where their sages meet, and there are some murals left by the Abbasid dynasty.Before leaving, they also gave me a copy of the Koran.

When I came out of the basement of the temple, I saw three strange people standing in the hall.Advanced weapons and equipment and excellent physical fitness can tell that these three people are definitely not ordinary soldiers.Um?Cockney?It does not seem to be the two sides that are fighting.Secretly used Legilimency, these people's psychological quality is super good, their will is strong, and the amount of information is too large. It took a lot of effort to understand the organization they belonged to.If the wizards have strengthened their psychological quality and willpower training, then the mind-taking will be useless.I don't want to cause extra problems. After all, these people's black technology is very powerful. They can't expose the wizards. They can easily find out that something is wrong.After playing with them for a while, they agreed to let me go.

1980. 4, 15

Sure enough, it's useless to forget everything, these three guys actually carried surveillance cameras with them.Although they didn't notice the stickless and silent instigmatism, these people already felt that something was wrong with me.The door of the basement can only be entered by wizards, and they probably started to suspect me when they couldn't find the door.What are these things called!

1980. 4, 16

asshole!They even investigated me!It was found out that I was picked up by a cat.But fortunately, they didn't know the existence of wizards, and they thought I was in a little-known middle school called Hogwarts, so it was easy to handle.

ha?Ask if I am interested in joining them?Don't think I didn't see you moving your watches!

As for making people lose their memory, I have never been afraid of anyone!

Take the soul-searching, any thoughts of yours will be exposed, dear!

1980. 4, 28

I've been wrangling with that guy code-named Merlin for almost two weeks, and he seems to find that I'm quite envious of their equipment.Think about seeing other people’s suits and black technology equipment in their minds before, and then look at the blue berets, camouflage uniforms and SA80s on their bodies... It’s quite enviable.Far away, this guy named Merlin actually tempted me, saying that if he joins them, he can also have these even more advanced weapons... I'm so excited~

1980. 4, 29

I said yes to them.

1980. 5, 8

I met that nun again, she said her name was Gu Yi, she was also a magician, and she lived in Tibet.She also asked me if I would be interested in going to see her...

...?This setting is so familiar...

1980. 6, 17

After another large-scale military attack, on a rare rest day, David (Captain Moore), who was not wearing any equipment, was wounded not by the attack, but by a deserter who bullied women.

In the end, the guy was pulled back to the base by my wand disguised as a whip, and David was also carried back by me.

Hmm...it seems like other people are getting scared of me?

1980. 7, 20

In August, a new group of people will be stationed here in rotation. After a month of handover tasks, they can go home.Are parents angry?Will he settle accounts after the fall?

1980. 8, 25

Departure, return home.

1980. 9, 1

Coming back from Afghanistan, both Christopher and David were promoted a grade.As for me?I don't know whose recommendation sent me to a special base to participate in selection training.

After I saw Merlin, I thought I knew who it was.

1980. 9, 2

There are nine people in total, well, I am the only girl.ha!I actually saw two students who had studied Arolian at Sandhurst before.

They look down on me, what's wrong with women?It's still smoked, can you kneel down and call Dad?It's a pity that Merlin came in before the action.

Merlin said they belonged to the Royal Secret Service - Kingsman.This time we are about to go through possibly the most dangerous job interview ever, knowing the challenges we will face while strictly adhering to non-disclosure agreements.And this guy even prepared a body bag!Believe it or not, I used it to pretend to be you, bastard!

I'm going to live in the same dormitory with these men... I'm starting to think now, should I smoke Merlin after the training is over?

1980. 9, 3

These bastards flooded the entire dormitory last night... Fortunately, all my belongings are in the ring.The desire to smoke Merlin grew stronger and stronger.

Today they brought a few dogs for us to choose, but unfortunately something went wrong... Granose once again went home to find me.When he popped out of the grass, I started to wonder... I did have catnip on me, didn't I?

After everyone else had chosen their dogs, I watched the last remaining pitbull get dried with sugar until I cried!The cat's claws and mouth fly together, the dog barks and the cat howls at the same time, nothing can be stopped!Later, it was I who firmly held Granary in my arms and told them to pull the dog away quickly.

I kindly told Merlin that I would train with the cat, and a student named Benjamin Charlizen was also advising Merlin not to try to separate the cat from me, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous.Merlin didn't believe in evil at all, and insisted on pulling the dog over...

Alas~ Young people nowadays just don't listen to advice!

On this day, a group of us watched as Granu made seven pitbulls cry dryly, two Dogo dogs were seriously injured, and a Rottweiler bit him so bloody... Merlin's forehead was throbbing with blue veins.

So, if you don't listen to the old man's words, you will be at a disadvantage!Isn't this just an example...

Speaking of sugar, it's time for us to talk, what did you do behind my back to get such a bad name in Sandhurst?

1980. 10, 20

After going through a series of training and tests on physical fitness, intelligence, reconnaissance and anti-reconnaissance capabilities, etc., the loyalty test was conducted.It just stuns us, puts us on the rails, and forces us to tell us about the organization information behind it, and if we don’t say it, we will be crushed into ketchup... Hehe~

I have to say that the wizard is a good thing... I saw the whole plan directly through the mind-taking, and passed the bird easily~

There are only two people left...

The author has something to say:

In fact, until now, the hero has not been decided yet.It's not that I can't write it, but I can't think of any of these people who will surrender and live in Mirkoda.

Mirkoda is already over a hundred years old. Even if she behaves like someone in her 20s or even younger, it is nothing more than a return to basics, and it can be said that she is acting recklessly without violating principles.

Therefore, Mirkoda only loves someone when she waits for a momentary heartbeat.As for who will give her heart?I didn't think about it.

This article is a light-hearted article. Those who die naturally will not be resurrected, but the Evans couple who had an accident are actually not dead, and there is another person who will come out soon. She can help Mi Ke save the Evans couple.