Comprehensive HP on the Possibility of Dual Cultivation of Magic and Martial Arts
Chapter 65 Extra Story: When Mirkoda traveled to the original book "The Chamber of Secrets"
Because she was in school, Mirkoda took all the research materials of the Sumeru space with her, and went to the Response Room to continue her research and experiments when she was not in class.
On this day, Mirkoda packed up the materials and planned to go to the restaurant for dinner. When she opened the door of the Room of Requirement, time and space quietly changed again.
Why is it so quiet in school today?Milkota felt a little strange.
Walking into the restaurant, apart from a few professors sitting on the teacher's table chatting, the long tables of the four colleges were all empty.
Milkota: ...?
Professors who are chatting: ...?
Dumbledore looked at Mirkoda in surprise, "Mirkoda?"
"Principal Dumbledore? Am I late?" Mirkoda glanced at the time, it was only seven o'clock, and there should be half an hour before the end of dinner.Is everyone eating so early today?
"Mirkoda, I didn't expect that we would meet again." Dumbledore still liked this sensible little girl.I thought that she had already returned to her own time zone and would never come back again, but she never expected to meet her again. "Welcome back here again." Dumbledore stood up and welcomed her with open arms.Several other professors were also very happy to see the little girl again.
Mirkoda: What nonsense are you talking about?
"I've got some news for you, my dear." Professor Flitwick looked at the little girl in his college in a daze, and kindly told her: It's 1992, summer vacation, and it's just gone. "
"@%&$%&..." Mirkoda's mind was full of garbled characters.She actually wore it again!
Reasons for crossing:
Dumbledore ordered a set meal for Milkoda and asked her to sit at the teacher's table. "How did you get here?"
"I just opened the door of the Room of Requirement and walked over from the eighth floor." Mirkota was famished.
"Then do you remember how you left before?"
"Hmm... I seemed to be beating the grown-up Quirinus at the time? To be honest, I can't remember the specific details. After I went back, I thought I was just dreaming, but I didn't expect this to happen. "
"You mean, you don't remember when you go back?"
"Well... I can't say that. It's just that sometimes some fragments will suddenly appear in my mind. But I seem to remember something after I came here."
"I think it should be that different time and space have affected your memory. Don't think too much about it. Live here happily." Dumbledore smiled and watched the little girl gobble it up.
Regarding accommodation:
Accepting the fact that he had traveled to another world again, Mirkoda and Dumbledore began to discuss the issue of accommodation.
"Principal Dumbledore, which professor's bedroom do you plan to arrange for me to live in this time? I want to live with a female professor." Mirkoda made a request in terms of gender.
"Still Severus."
"Sir, I said, I want women! Sex! Teach! Professor!" Mirkoda gritted her back molars.
"Come on, dear. Severus would be sad to hear you say that." Dumbledore took off his glasses falsely and wiped them.
"Hehe!" How could he be so vulnerable?Liar!
"Okay, okay, it's such a happy decision. I'll call Severus to pick you up." Dumbledore immediately asked Fox to deliver a letter to Snape, without giving Milkoda a chance to refuse.
Milkota: "..."
Snape, who was still grading papers in the cellar, was summoned by Dumbledore because he had just had a holiday.
"I'm still busy grading the papers for the final exam! You'd better tell me that there is indeed something important!" Snape angrily pushed the door open.
"Surprise~!" Dumbledore happily saw Snape's eyes widen in shock.Is it surprising?Surprised or not?Is it irritating? "Milkoda is back again~, how about staying with you, I'll take it as if you agree if you don't say anything." Dumbledore turned his head and said to Milkoda: "Look! Severus is already happy I can't speak~"
Mirkoda: "..." Oh!The face is full of wrinkles and cute!Where did you see that he was too happy to speak?That's obviously frightened, okay?
Anyway, no matter how hard Mirkota tried to argue, he was finally packed by Dumbledore and sent to Snape's office.
As for Snape?Because the amount of information swiping the screen in his brain is too large, occupying the entire space, and his brain is overloaded, so he dropped the ping and couldn't react for a while.
About Snape's house:
After dealing with the school affairs, Snape took Mirkada back to his home in Spider's End.
Looking at the room full of cobwebs, the tattered and windy window panes, and the ceiling with a real view of the sky, Snape kept silent strangely.
Mirkoda said with extreme disgust: "If you go along with the taste of witches in fairy tales in order to match your status as a wizard, then you are quite successful."
"You don't have to." Snape said embarrassingly.
"Actually, you can package this house up and sell it to an amusement park, and you can make a lot of money. It looks like it's completely lived in by ghosts." Mirkoda rolled up her sleeves, opened her schoolbag, and handed Snape Pushing out the door, he said, "Forget it, I'll help you clean up the house. You are too much in the way, go outside and cast a few neglect spells and expulsion spells."
Milkoda slammed the door straight in Snape's face, and if he hadn't jerked his head back just in time, the door would have hit him on the nose.Snape turned the handle, only to find that the door was locked, and even the alaho hole couldn't be opened.In order to prevent him from entering, even the protective spell was used.
Although I know that this product is like a mobile treasure chest, and the bag is full of strange props, I wonder if it will change my house beyond recognition this time.Snape thought that the family didn't have any food, so he cast a few spells in the yard to prevent the Muggles from making too much noise, so he disapparated and went to the food store in Diagon Alley to buy enough food for two people. months of food.
Mirkoda inside the house first cleaned the entire room with Cleaner Cleaner over and over again until all the dust and stains on the furniture and the floor were cleaned. (Because Mirkoda does not belong to this world, there is no trace of her body.) Then some broken furniture was repaired with Restoration.Also found wax oil and muslin cloth from the bag (who knows why Jason and Olivia kept something in the bag) and cast a spell to have them automatically wax the wooden furniture and floors.Mirkoda did not change the decoration and furnishings in the bedroom, she just changed the living room, dining room and kitchen.The fireplace was also cleaned out, and the chimney was opened.The tableware, pots and utensils in the kitchen were all brought by Mirkoda, and they were neatly arranged one by one.The study room is the best place to keep the whole room, so Mirkota just cleaned the dust, and took a look at what books there were for him to pass the time during the holiday.Finally the washroom and loft remain.The toiletries and utensils in the bathroom were thrown away and replaced with new ones (it feels like Mirkoda’s magic tent is almost empty, and almost all of it is used here by Snape. Mirkoda: It’s not a feeling, it’s really empty !).Because Mirkoda used the attic to live by herself, she took extra care to tidy it up like a bedroom at home.
I looked at the time and it was almost five o'clock. After working all afternoon, it was time to go shopping and cook.Milkoda opened the door just in time to see Snape returning from Diagon Alley with food.
The two simply cooked the noodles to deal with it.While eating, Mirkoda suddenly said: "When I was tidying up the house just now, I saw your change of clothes. It was too monotonous. They were all black and black. So, I changed the color for you and style. No thanks."
An ominous premonition rose in Snape's heart, he hurriedly put down the tableware and ran back to the bedroom, and opened the wardrobe.
"Mirkoda Williams!" A roar came from the bedroom.
Mirkoda shrugged, let out a "stain", and continued to eat calmly.
Snape angrily changed all the clothes in the closet that were changed into colorful, lace, and ribbons by Mirkoda one by one, back to the original.
About summer vacation:
Mirkoda was forced by Snape to stop him while he was brewing the potion.In addition to being an assistant, Mirkoda was also forced to do laundry, cooking, cleaning, and running errands.The euphemistic name is to use work to pay rent.After Milkota smashed a tree as thick as an arm in front of Snape, Snape also shared some housework.
This holiday, Snape still had a very comfortable time.Punctual and plentiful meals, soft beds, tidy rooms, tacit assistants, there is nothing more caring than this. For the first time, Snape thanked that old guy Dumbledore for leaving Milkoda to himself (Milkota (╯°°)╯︵┻┻: You f*** think I'm a house-elf!), I'll discuss it with him later, let Milkoda continue to live in the cellar after school starts, her bedroom is quite Empty, another Mirkoda would be enough.
About the signing event:
We can't let the child stay at home all the time, we have to let her go out to see the world.
After a comfortable holiday, Snape dug out Mirkoda who had been buried in the pile of books from the study room, happily decided to go to the bookstore in Diagon Alley together, and it turned out to be just in time for Lihen Bookstore to hold an event, and the scene was unusual lively.
Looking at the long line of women who lined up long and thin, Mirkota slumped and tugged at Snape's sleeve. "Let's go, shall we?"
Snape, who was in a good mood, asked, "Didn't you say you wanted to buy a few books before? Why don't you go in and have a look?"
"Do you think the two of us can squeeze in? Who gave you the confidence?" Mirkoda complained, "By the way, why did you change the Defense Against the Dark Arts textbook this year?"
When mentioning Defense Against the Dark Arts class, Snape immediately turned black. Don't mention such a horrible thing, we are still friends! "Because this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts professor is that idiot over there who can only see his teeth when he smiles." Snape said from his throat.
Milkoda looked at the idiot Snape was talking about over there, "Do you envy his white teeth?"
"Humph!"
Why did Tsundere upgrade?never mind!
"Come with me to buy your latest camera. In case I forget you when I go back, there is something to remind me." The two turned around together, intending to come back later, and expecting that there might be something here in a while. It stopped.
When they returned to Lihen Bookstore, the crowd not only did not disperse, but became even more lively.Lucius Malfoy and Arthur Weasley got into a fight.Watching the heart-to-heart and fist-to-flesh battles, the newly bought camera came in handy, and Mirkoda kept snapping pictures on the sidelines.
"What do you think of me selling this black history to Lucius? I can make a lot of money!" Mirkoda sighed while clapping.
"Do you think I'm going to starve you!" Snape was annoyed.
"The main reason is that such a scene is too rare to see. Huh? Hagrid is here. He actually separated them. It's a pity that the two of them were about to roll on the ground!" Mirkoda said regretfully. camera. "Would you like to say hello to Harry?"
"You'll attract those mindless yellers, and maybe you'll make it to the papers as the golden boy of Gryffindor? Hmm!" Snape was kicked in the shin by Milkoda.
Mirkoda said: If you don't go, you won't go, why are you talking so much nonsense!
Incidents about Harry and Ron:
Having already participated in the second-year sorting ceremony once, and not very hungry, Mirkoda, avoiding Snape's sight, sneaked to the Forbidden Forest for a stroll.
Suddenly, there was a panic in the distance mixed with screams of fragmented words such as "Stop!", "Beware!", "Tree!", "No!".
Milkoda looked up in the direction of the voice.Wow~ An old car flew over from the Black Lake, and rushed towards the Whooping Willow without hesitation.With a deafening thud of metal hitting wood, the car hit the tree trunk and fell to the ground, shaking for a while before stopping.The trunk of the car exploded with a "boom", and all the smoke was sprayed out; the horrified scream of an owl came from the car.
At this time, a branch as thick as a boa constrictor hit the car body.The trunk of the tree was almost folded in half, and all the trunks were stretched out towards the car, and there were bursts of roaring.A large tree trunk slammed down, knocking out a small hole in the car door; the windshield wobbled and trembled under the hammer-like blow of a branch the size of a knuckle.The roof looks like it's about to come off...
Milkoda floated a stone and quickly hit the Whomping Willow's scar, and the Whomping Willow instantly became quiet.
"Saved!" The two people in the car pushed open the door, rolled out, and collapsed on the ground.
"Harry?"
Harry looked up, and he saw Milkoda again. "Mirkoda, why..." Harry hurriedly got up from the ground.
"Leave that aside, can you explain why you came to school in such a cool way instead of taking the train?" Mirkoda looked at the two of them in surprise. "Well, this is not important, you are injured."
"It's not just us!" Ron was still on the ground. "And my wand. Merlin!" Ron held up his wand in frustration. It was almost broken in two; A wand with shards attached.
"Get up, I think I should take you to the medical epidemic." Milkoda pulled Ron up, took out their luggage from the car, and was about to lead the two of them towards the castle when the car The beaten, tattered, smoking car stumbled towards the Forbidden Forest, its taillights flickering angrily.
"Come back!" Ron yelled at it, waving his wand frantically, "Dad must kill me!" Seeing the car run away, Ron squatted on the ground with his head in his hands in frustration.
"Think about the good, at least you got to school safely." Harry felt that Milkoda's consolation didn't have any effect.
"Maybe we're going to be expelled," said Harry despondently.
"Well... by the way, why didn't you catch the train?"
"We couldn't get into the station, and the passage was closed with 1 minute left."
"The channel is closed?" Is it intentional?Someone didn't want Harry to go to school!Milkoda didn't want to tell Harry his conjectures. His nerves were tense enough, and these conspiracy theories would collapse. "Actually, you can ask Hedwig to send a letter to the school, or wait for the parents to come out. I don't think Ron's parents will just leave their car outside."
Speaking of parents, Ron remembered that Harry said that Mirkoda should be from another world and the same age as his parents. "Mirkoda, how is your relationship with my parents over there?"
"Well... your father is six grades older than me, he has already graduated, and has had some contacts. Your mother is about to graduate, what's the matter?"
"When you go back, can you tell them to pay more attention to the youngest son?"
"Wait!" Mirkoda took out a notebook: "I have to memorize it, you know, because of the difference in time and space, my memory will also be affected to a certain extent."
They walked to the steps of the castle gate, Ron put down his luggage, lay down in front of a bright window and looked in. "Hey, Harry, come and see, the Sorting Ceremony!"
Harry hurried over and looked in with Ron. "Wait..." Harry whispered to Ron. "There's an empty chair there . . . where's Snape?"
"Maybe he's sick!" said Ron hopefully.
"Maybe he's been transferred," said Harry. "He won't be teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts this year!"
"Maybe he's been fired!" said Ron eagerly. "I mean, everybody hates him so much..."
Listening to their conversation, Milkoda couldn't help laughing: "It seems that you have a lot of opinions on Mr. Snape~"
"Or, maybe, he is patiently waiting for the two of you to explain to him why you didn't come back by the school train!" A cold voice sounded at the same time as Mirkoda's words.
Harry turned quickly, and Snape was standing in front of them.He smiled maliciously and told Harry and Ron that they were in big trouble.
"Also, Miss Williams, why didn't you attend the sorting ceremony!" Facing Milkoda, Snape's expression and tone softened a lot.
"Hmm... guess what?" Mirkoda tilted her head and looked over.
Snape choked, turned and left angrily, "Follow me! And you, Miss Williams!"
The three of them followed Snape to a narrow stone staircase in front of a dungeon-like office and stopped. "Go in!" He opened a door in the corridor and pointed inside.
"Uh," he said softly, standing in the office, "isn't our train worthy of our famous Harry Potter and his faithful companion Ron? So we want to give us a surprise, right?"
"Sir, speak well." Mirkoda shook the goosebumps on her body. "No mentally disgusting ones."
Snape: "..."
Harry and Ron covered their mouths and giggled.
"Miss Williams!" Snape pointed at the bedroom door: "Go in, don't come out without my permission!"
Milkoda said a silent "good luck" to Harry and Ron, then turned and went in, closing the door behind her.
"Let's talk about your affairs again." Snape spread out today's Evening Prophet in front of them. "It's a pity you're not in my house, or I'd have expelled you long ago. Now I'm going to get some people with that power. You stay here and stay here," Snape said. I went out after finishing.
At this time, Mirkoda quietly opened the door and poked her head out: "Hey! Are you hungry? I prepared some sandwiches and pumpkin juice for you." Mirkoda slid in with a plate, "I'll help you He, 10 minutes is enough for you to finish your meal, right? Don’t worry, the school won’t expel you.” Putting down the plate, Mirkoda slid by the wall and ran away.
Ron picked up a sandwich: "Anyway, it's better to be a stuffed ghost first." Harry also picked up a sandwich: "Although I am a little scared, I believe in Milkoda."
Milkoda ran out to catch up with Snape. "Hey, sir."
"If Miss Williams's brain hasn't degenerated into a goldfish, you should remember that I said that you are not allowed to come out." In some respects, Snape was quite used to Mirkota.
Mirkoda grabbed Snape's clothes, "They are eating, you walk slowly."
"Let go!" Snape was dragged back to the spot by Mirkoda with a dark face: "After such a big thing happened, they can still eat it? So you really deserve to be a Gryffindor!"
"To be honest, sometimes I really don't understand your thinking. You are obviously protecting Harry, but you insist on blackening yourself to death? It's the same as a child. Are you unable to pass the hurdle of the second stage? !"
Snape desperately walked forward, his clothes were torn to pieces, and he wanted to find Dumbledore and McGonagall.Milkoda pulled him back and hugged him in her arms.
What does it feel like for a 1.8-meter-six adult man to be hugged by a 1.2-meter-tall girl?Snape thought he could die.
He pulled out his wand in embarrassment and pressed it against Mirkota's chin, "Let go!"
Mirkota obediently let go of his hand, and Snape fell heavily to the ground.
"Uh... I seem to have heard Professor Flitwick calling me to eat, so I'm leaving first." Mirkoda quickly slipped back to the office before he could react. "The baby is scared to death." After closing the door, Mirkoda patted her chest.Seeing Harry and Ron looking at her in surprise, Mirkoda put away her happy expression and said solemnly: "If anyone asks me, just say you didn't see me."
"Okay, okay." Harry and Ron nodded blankly, watching Mirkota rush into the bedroom and come out quickly with a bewildered expression, still carrying a bag in his hand.
"Good night, Harry! Good night, Ron! I'm taking refuge, don't ask me why, see you tomorrow." After speaking, Mirkoda was swept away like a whirlwind.
About Halloween:
"Hey! Mirkoda!" Harry called from behind, Mirkoda who was walking towards the library with a book in his arms. "I've received an invitation from Nearly Headless Nick to attend his death-day party tonight. Do you want to come with me?"
"No!" Mirkoda, who had watched the ghost's death anniversary party, refused cleanly. : "Harry, I personally suggest you not to go. If you have to go, then remember to feed yourself in advance, and you'd better bring a thick coat." After speaking, Mirkoda left.
Mirkoda stayed at home all day to study space magic and props.Snape ran to the eighth floor until there was no one there, and walked back and forth three times in front of the Barnabas tapestry with the troll stick, thinking to himself: I need a room with that little bastard, Milkoda.I need a room with that little bastard Mirkoda.I need a room with that little bastard Mirkoda. (Say important things three times!)
A very smooth door appeared on the wall.When Snape opened the door, he saw Mirkoda who was already lying on the sofa sleeping sprawled and about to fall. (Mirkota was actually in an empty classroom, and she was transferred to the Room of Requirement by Hogwarts' space magic.)
Sitting on the sofa, Snape gently placed Mirkoda's head on his lap, then summoned a book, and read it.
At 07:30, a cat alarm clock meowed, and Mirkoda turned over and fell off the sofa with a "gudong".
Rubbing her sleepy eyes, packing her schoolbag and straightening her clothes, Mirkoda floated out the door like a ghost.
A soft and deep voice slid into her ears, shocking Mirkoda. "It seems that I'm already so small that the great Miss Williams ignores my existence." Little bastard!I let you sleep on your legs for a long time, but you still haven't found me!
"...Mr. Snape?" Mirkoda turned around, "Why are you here?"
"In order to prevent a certain lady from staying out at night, your humble landlord has to come in person and ask her to go back and patronize her."
"Can't you talk well?" Sarcastically and sarcastically. "Let's go to the restaurant, I'm starving to death." I don't want to talk nonsense with this awkward person.
"Come here and give me a hand."
"Huh?" Snape's eyes faltered to meet Mirkda's surprised gaze. "Pull me up, my legs are numb."
"..."
The two of them came out of the Room of Requirement together, intending to go to the restaurant to see if there was any dinner. When passing by the second floor, they encountered a crowd gathered together.Mrs. Norris was attacked, and everyone looked at Harry and the three suspiciously.Mirkoda looked at the writing on the wall, touched it with her finger, twisted it, and smelled it.After signaling to Snape, he went back to the office first.
Mirkota ordered two pastas and coffee and sat on the sofa.Wait for Snape to come back. "What's going on?" Mirkoda kept staring at the surface on the table, thinking about something.
"Petrochemical, Mr. Potter is in the limelight again." Snape sat down and dragged a piece of pasta in front of him.
"Those on the wall are indeed blood," Mirkoda continued to stare at the table, ignoring Snape's body that was suddenly stiffened by the news, "but it's not human. Sir, I have a bad feeling that this school year, Harry will still be in danger."
Snape, who was relieved by the second part of Mirkota's sentence, said disdainfully: "Yes, yes, the great golden boy will always find himself a chance to be a hero."
"Shut up if you can't speak properly!"
About stealing potion ingredients:
Mirkoda, who had no class on Thursday afternoon, was sorting out the potion ingredients in Snape's private storage room.
"Come out," Mirkoda was labeling a glass bottle, and through the reflection, she saw Hermione sneaking in. "Do you still need me to invite you, Hermione?"
Hermione dawdled out from behind a shelf, her face was anxious and uneasy: "Mirkoda, we need your help!"
"Tell me!" Mirkoda noticed that she said "we" instead of "I".Putting the bottle on the shelf, he turned to look at Hermione. "So Harry's involved too?"
"Uh...we need powdered bicorn horns and sloughs from African tree snakes. Professor Snape sent me."
"Hermione." Mirkoda didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Did she forget that she was also in the second year? "It's about compound potion?" Hermione nodded indiscriminately.
Milkoda found the materials and handed them over, and said as Hermione left: "Almost no one wants to go to Myrtle's bathroom."
"Uh!" Hermione froze for a moment, then realized: "Thank you!"
"Ah! I have to tell Mr. Snape. There are too many rats in the cellar. They not only overturned the box containing the bicorn horn powder, but also used the African tree snake skin to grind their teeth. Wouldn't this increase my workload? ..." Mirkoda ignored her and complained endlessly.
Snape came back after class, and walked around the room angrily, "Potter must have done it, although I didn't catch it this time. But it must be him! Definitely!"
"You look like this, if you don't know, you think that you are in love with Harry and can't get it?" Mirkoda spread herself on the sofa and let herself go.Snape heard it, and approached Milkoda at once.He stared fiercely, and his hooked nose almost touched her face.
Mirkoda pushed him away with her hands in disgust, "Stay away from me, you are too hot!"
About Fight Club:
"I have been invited by Lockhart." Snape said to Mirkoda who was reading a book on the sofa, "As a fighting assistant."
"Oh!" Mirkoda turned a page of the book: "Then you are awesome."
"...Is there nothing else besides this sentence?"
Mirkoda raised her head and raised her eyebrows to look at him, isn't this sentence enough? "Hmm...a bit of sense, it's fine to beat the disabled, but it's unnecessary to kill him. Oh! Also, don't hit the face, that's all he can see."
Snape held his breath, turned and left the office: I must clean up that idiot in a while!Swell his face!
Subsequent events regarding Parseltongue:
Word spread throughout the school that Harry was a Parseltongue, because someone in the school had been petrified, and the students became afraid of him.Walking on the road, there were always people pointing and pointing at Harry.The overwhelmed Harry faced Snape's unfriendly gaze without fear of difficulty, looking to Mirkoda again and again for psychological comfort.
"Hasn't the great Mr. Potter been weaned yet?" Snape frowned, "Also, Miss Williams is too philanthropic for insignificant people!"
"do you have any opinion?"
"I just want to remind you that there is no relationship between you, and there is no need for Mr. Potter to grow on you like a giant baby."
"Well... that's true." Mirkoda thought for a while, and happily suggested to Harry: "If you don't mind... How about I being your godmother? I'll talk to Lily when I get back."
Seeing Snape's face like the bottom of a pot, Harry nodded very happily.
About the Polyjuice Potion accidentally put in cat hair:
Hearing that Hermione was ill, Mirkota brought a large bag of snacks to visit her in the medical clinic.Through the curtains on the bed, Milkoda clearly felt that Hermione's shadow was inhuman, so she opened the curtains and got in.
"...Merlin!" Mirkoda felt that she was so cute that she could hardly breathe, what a big meow.
Because of Milkota's sudden intrusion, Hermione's fur all over her body exploded in shock, her cat's ears flew up, and her tail frantically lashed against the bedside.
Mirkoda climbed onto the bed, held the cat Hermione in her arms to soothe Shunmao, rubbed her chin, rubbed her ears, and touched the pads of her flesh.Hermione made a purring sound due to her skilled cat stroking technique.
With Milkoda's faceless face, holding Hermione tightly and never letting go, Madam Pomfrey reluctantly agreed that they lived together in the ward until Hermione was discharged from the hospital.
On the other side, Professor Snape started his journey to look for Mirkoda, who has not returned at night: we must take good care of this little bastard, she is really making troubles!
About Valentine's Day:
Watch as the entire restaurant wall is covered in large, showy pink flowers.Heart-shaped confetti hang from the pale blue ceiling.And Lockhart, who was wearing a cheap pink robe, was extremely conspicuous in the crowd.
Mirkoda, who stood at the door and didn't want to go in, twitched the corner of her mouth, and elbowed Snape, who had the same black line beside her, and said, "I didn't expect Lockhart to have a girlish heart!" It's been a long time. ah~
"Hmph! A boring festival!" Snape curled his lips, noticing that Mirkota turned to leave, and grabbed her by the collar: "Aren't you going to eat?"
"Go to the kitchen. My right eyelid has been twitching today. I must be breaking a taboo. Please ask me to ask for leave for today's class." Back at the collar, Mirkoda raised his leg to leave, but was pulled back by Snape: "You don't want to go to class for no reason, and you ask me to ask for leave for you? Is it because I have been too nice to you recently, and you plan to go to heaven?"
"I have flushing syndrome." Mirkoda covered her eyes and turned around. "The pink is too flashy, and it irritates me. I feel dizzy and anxious now. So, I need to go to the kitchen to make up. Also, today I just stay in the office and don't go anywhere." From the pointer Seeing Lockhart approaching, Mirkota fled quickly, completely ignoring the life and death of Snape who was entangled by Lockhart.
When Snape returned to the office angrily, he found seven Lockhart's "little cupids" singing love letters and greeting cards around the loveless Mirkoda.
In the next week, Snape found fault with all the boys who sent love letters to Milkoda with a sinister face, deducted points, put them in confinement, and was extremely busy.
About the Chamber of Secrets:
Hermione was also petrified, but she left clues.After Harry and Ron analyzed that the monster in the Chamber of Secrets was a basilisk, Ginny was caught in the Chamber of Secrets, and the heir of Slytherin also left the words "her bones will remain in the Chamber of Secrets forever" on a wall.
Harry and Ron found Milkoda, "We found the secret of the Chamber of Secrets, but Professor McGonagall didn't listen to us at all. I need your help, Milkoda!"
"Just the three of us?" Mirkoda, who was stuck in the empty classroom, looked at the two of them, "You should bring at least one adult with you?"
"We're going to find Professor Lockhart. He's going to try to find the Chamber of Secrets. We can tell him that the entrance is in Myrtle's bathroom and that there is a basilisk in it." Harry was a little excited.
"Basilisk...huh? Are you going to find Lockhart? He lost his brain as well as his arms!" Milkoda was angry. "Wait for me in the bathroom. Before I arrive, no action is allowed!" After finishing speaking, she turned around and left.
Ron tugged at Harry's sleeve lightly, and said in a low voice, "Do you feel that Milkoda's walking style is becoming more and more like Snape's?"
When Mirkota rushed to the bathroom, she only saw a big hole in the ground.Sitting on the toilet, Myrtle said with a smile, "They went downstairs with a beautiful man. Do you want to go too? When you die, you can also occupy a toilet here."
"No need, thank you!" Milkoda, who wrapped herself tightly in the black robe she stole from Snape, put on a cold face, tightened her belt and jumped off.
Twisting, spinning, and sliding along the dirty pipe, Mirkota landed on a wet ground full of bones.
"Who's there!" was Ron's voice.
"It's me, Ron." Milkoda took off her hood. "I remember I said, let you wait for me to act."
"Uh...he's going to run..." Ron immediately blamed Lockhart who was already stupid.
"Well, what about Harry?"
"He's separated on the other side by the falling ceiling." Ron pointed to the boulder under his butt that blocked the way. "We can't get there."
"You can't go there, don't take me with you." Mirkoda took out bottles and cans from her bag, and poured all the liquid inside into a large bottle. "Bring him, we have to stay away from here to save blood."
"what?"
Mirkoda poured the liquid in the bottle onto the boulder, and the two dragged Lockhart, who was still unconscious, to a place 20 meters away.Milkota took out another set of magical fireworks and shot them with a slingshot. "Get down and cover your ears!" Mirkoda put on an armor to protect everyone.
With a bang, the magical fireworks exploded, splashing liquid everywhere, and the boulder pile was corroded to form a hole that could pass through a child. (Milkoda sincerely thanks Porter and Blake for their ideas.)
"Let's go." Mirkoda closed Ron's terrified chin, tilted her head and signaled him to leave quickly.
Ron swallowed, trying not to look so cowardly: "I, I'll go first."
"Whatever, I'll pick it up and pop it out as a reward first." Mirkoda rolled up the snake slough on the ground and put it in his backpack under Ron's astonished eyes.
About the Basilisk and Voldemort:
Reaching the Great Hall door at the end of the Chamber of Secrets, the Basilisk is about to attack Harry.
"Harry, I'll help you." Wearing the anti-basilisk glasses that Mirkodase had given him, Ron Hotblood Weasley came online. Five seconds later, he rushed to the street and was petrified aside.
Mirkoda stood behind the door, supported her head and sighed: the glasses can only prevent people from being killed by the basilisk, but they cannot prevent petrification.He had already told him, but he really couldn't trust the brains of a purebred Gryffindor.
The basilisk's eyes were blinded by Fox, and it was attacking indiscriminately. Mirkoda took advantage of another young man who claimed to be Tom Riddle to focus on Harry and Fox, who had been entangled with the basilisk.Sneaked away and stole Ginny and the notebook back.
By this time Harry had killed the Basilisk with the Gryffindor Sword, and Fawkes was healing him.
That Riddle looked into Harry's face and raised his wand: "Actually, it's better this way, just you and me, Harry Potter...you..."
"I'm sick!" Mirkoda answered impatiently.
Harry turned to look at her in surprise: "Mirkoda!"
"Unfortunately, sir. There's one more person here." Set Ron and Ginny up.Mirkoda flipped through the diary and said, "It's still more pleasing to the eye at this time, bald and disfigured are too hot for the eyes."
"Who are you!"
"Guess~" Mirkoda looked at the other party: "No matter how gentle and courteous you are in your usual attire, it can't cover up the strong secondary disease of you, a gentle scum."
Milkoda swung a binding spell, and the white light of the spell passed directly through his body.
Riddle laughed wildly: "The spell has no effect on me. Girl, give me the diary, Lord Voldemort will give you glory."
"Don't give it to him!" Harry threw a basilisk
On this day, Mirkoda packed up the materials and planned to go to the restaurant for dinner. When she opened the door of the Room of Requirement, time and space quietly changed again.
Why is it so quiet in school today?Milkota felt a little strange.
Walking into the restaurant, apart from a few professors sitting on the teacher's table chatting, the long tables of the four colleges were all empty.
Milkota: ...?
Professors who are chatting: ...?
Dumbledore looked at Mirkoda in surprise, "Mirkoda?"
"Principal Dumbledore? Am I late?" Mirkoda glanced at the time, it was only seven o'clock, and there should be half an hour before the end of dinner.Is everyone eating so early today?
"Mirkoda, I didn't expect that we would meet again." Dumbledore still liked this sensible little girl.I thought that she had already returned to her own time zone and would never come back again, but she never expected to meet her again. "Welcome back here again." Dumbledore stood up and welcomed her with open arms.Several other professors were also very happy to see the little girl again.
Mirkoda: What nonsense are you talking about?
"I've got some news for you, my dear." Professor Flitwick looked at the little girl in his college in a daze, and kindly told her: It's 1992, summer vacation, and it's just gone. "
"@%&$%&..." Mirkoda's mind was full of garbled characters.She actually wore it again!
Reasons for crossing:
Dumbledore ordered a set meal for Milkoda and asked her to sit at the teacher's table. "How did you get here?"
"I just opened the door of the Room of Requirement and walked over from the eighth floor." Mirkota was famished.
"Then do you remember how you left before?"
"Hmm... I seemed to be beating the grown-up Quirinus at the time? To be honest, I can't remember the specific details. After I went back, I thought I was just dreaming, but I didn't expect this to happen. "
"You mean, you don't remember when you go back?"
"Well... I can't say that. It's just that sometimes some fragments will suddenly appear in my mind. But I seem to remember something after I came here."
"I think it should be that different time and space have affected your memory. Don't think too much about it. Live here happily." Dumbledore smiled and watched the little girl gobble it up.
Regarding accommodation:
Accepting the fact that he had traveled to another world again, Mirkoda and Dumbledore began to discuss the issue of accommodation.
"Principal Dumbledore, which professor's bedroom do you plan to arrange for me to live in this time? I want to live with a female professor." Mirkoda made a request in terms of gender.
"Still Severus."
"Sir, I said, I want women! Sex! Teach! Professor!" Mirkoda gritted her back molars.
"Come on, dear. Severus would be sad to hear you say that." Dumbledore took off his glasses falsely and wiped them.
"Hehe!" How could he be so vulnerable?Liar!
"Okay, okay, it's such a happy decision. I'll call Severus to pick you up." Dumbledore immediately asked Fox to deliver a letter to Snape, without giving Milkoda a chance to refuse.
Milkota: "..."
Snape, who was still grading papers in the cellar, was summoned by Dumbledore because he had just had a holiday.
"I'm still busy grading the papers for the final exam! You'd better tell me that there is indeed something important!" Snape angrily pushed the door open.
"Surprise~!" Dumbledore happily saw Snape's eyes widen in shock.Is it surprising?Surprised or not?Is it irritating? "Milkoda is back again~, how about staying with you, I'll take it as if you agree if you don't say anything." Dumbledore turned his head and said to Milkoda: "Look! Severus is already happy I can't speak~"
Mirkoda: "..." Oh!The face is full of wrinkles and cute!Where did you see that he was too happy to speak?That's obviously frightened, okay?
Anyway, no matter how hard Mirkota tried to argue, he was finally packed by Dumbledore and sent to Snape's office.
As for Snape?Because the amount of information swiping the screen in his brain is too large, occupying the entire space, and his brain is overloaded, so he dropped the ping and couldn't react for a while.
About Snape's house:
After dealing with the school affairs, Snape took Mirkada back to his home in Spider's End.
Looking at the room full of cobwebs, the tattered and windy window panes, and the ceiling with a real view of the sky, Snape kept silent strangely.
Mirkoda said with extreme disgust: "If you go along with the taste of witches in fairy tales in order to match your status as a wizard, then you are quite successful."
"You don't have to." Snape said embarrassingly.
"Actually, you can package this house up and sell it to an amusement park, and you can make a lot of money. It looks like it's completely lived in by ghosts." Mirkoda rolled up her sleeves, opened her schoolbag, and handed Snape Pushing out the door, he said, "Forget it, I'll help you clean up the house. You are too much in the way, go outside and cast a few neglect spells and expulsion spells."
Milkoda slammed the door straight in Snape's face, and if he hadn't jerked his head back just in time, the door would have hit him on the nose.Snape turned the handle, only to find that the door was locked, and even the alaho hole couldn't be opened.In order to prevent him from entering, even the protective spell was used.
Although I know that this product is like a mobile treasure chest, and the bag is full of strange props, I wonder if it will change my house beyond recognition this time.Snape thought that the family didn't have any food, so he cast a few spells in the yard to prevent the Muggles from making too much noise, so he disapparated and went to the food store in Diagon Alley to buy enough food for two people. months of food.
Mirkoda inside the house first cleaned the entire room with Cleaner Cleaner over and over again until all the dust and stains on the furniture and the floor were cleaned. (Because Mirkoda does not belong to this world, there is no trace of her body.) Then some broken furniture was repaired with Restoration.Also found wax oil and muslin cloth from the bag (who knows why Jason and Olivia kept something in the bag) and cast a spell to have them automatically wax the wooden furniture and floors.Mirkoda did not change the decoration and furnishings in the bedroom, she just changed the living room, dining room and kitchen.The fireplace was also cleaned out, and the chimney was opened.The tableware, pots and utensils in the kitchen were all brought by Mirkoda, and they were neatly arranged one by one.The study room is the best place to keep the whole room, so Mirkota just cleaned the dust, and took a look at what books there were for him to pass the time during the holiday.Finally the washroom and loft remain.The toiletries and utensils in the bathroom were thrown away and replaced with new ones (it feels like Mirkoda’s magic tent is almost empty, and almost all of it is used here by Snape. Mirkoda: It’s not a feeling, it’s really empty !).Because Mirkoda used the attic to live by herself, she took extra care to tidy it up like a bedroom at home.
I looked at the time and it was almost five o'clock. After working all afternoon, it was time to go shopping and cook.Milkoda opened the door just in time to see Snape returning from Diagon Alley with food.
The two simply cooked the noodles to deal with it.While eating, Mirkoda suddenly said: "When I was tidying up the house just now, I saw your change of clothes. It was too monotonous. They were all black and black. So, I changed the color for you and style. No thanks."
An ominous premonition rose in Snape's heart, he hurriedly put down the tableware and ran back to the bedroom, and opened the wardrobe.
"Mirkoda Williams!" A roar came from the bedroom.
Mirkoda shrugged, let out a "stain", and continued to eat calmly.
Snape angrily changed all the clothes in the closet that were changed into colorful, lace, and ribbons by Mirkoda one by one, back to the original.
About summer vacation:
Mirkoda was forced by Snape to stop him while he was brewing the potion.In addition to being an assistant, Mirkoda was also forced to do laundry, cooking, cleaning, and running errands.The euphemistic name is to use work to pay rent.After Milkota smashed a tree as thick as an arm in front of Snape, Snape also shared some housework.
This holiday, Snape still had a very comfortable time.Punctual and plentiful meals, soft beds, tidy rooms, tacit assistants, there is nothing more caring than this. For the first time, Snape thanked that old guy Dumbledore for leaving Milkoda to himself (Milkota (╯°°)╯︵┻┻: You f*** think I'm a house-elf!), I'll discuss it with him later, let Milkoda continue to live in the cellar after school starts, her bedroom is quite Empty, another Mirkoda would be enough.
About the signing event:
We can't let the child stay at home all the time, we have to let her go out to see the world.
After a comfortable holiday, Snape dug out Mirkoda who had been buried in the pile of books from the study room, happily decided to go to the bookstore in Diagon Alley together, and it turned out to be just in time for Lihen Bookstore to hold an event, and the scene was unusual lively.
Looking at the long line of women who lined up long and thin, Mirkota slumped and tugged at Snape's sleeve. "Let's go, shall we?"
Snape, who was in a good mood, asked, "Didn't you say you wanted to buy a few books before? Why don't you go in and have a look?"
"Do you think the two of us can squeeze in? Who gave you the confidence?" Mirkoda complained, "By the way, why did you change the Defense Against the Dark Arts textbook this year?"
When mentioning Defense Against the Dark Arts class, Snape immediately turned black. Don't mention such a horrible thing, we are still friends! "Because this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts professor is that idiot over there who can only see his teeth when he smiles." Snape said from his throat.
Milkoda looked at the idiot Snape was talking about over there, "Do you envy his white teeth?"
"Humph!"
Why did Tsundere upgrade?never mind!
"Come with me to buy your latest camera. In case I forget you when I go back, there is something to remind me." The two turned around together, intending to come back later, and expecting that there might be something here in a while. It stopped.
When they returned to Lihen Bookstore, the crowd not only did not disperse, but became even more lively.Lucius Malfoy and Arthur Weasley got into a fight.Watching the heart-to-heart and fist-to-flesh battles, the newly bought camera came in handy, and Mirkoda kept snapping pictures on the sidelines.
"What do you think of me selling this black history to Lucius? I can make a lot of money!" Mirkoda sighed while clapping.
"Do you think I'm going to starve you!" Snape was annoyed.
"The main reason is that such a scene is too rare to see. Huh? Hagrid is here. He actually separated them. It's a pity that the two of them were about to roll on the ground!" Mirkoda said regretfully. camera. "Would you like to say hello to Harry?"
"You'll attract those mindless yellers, and maybe you'll make it to the papers as the golden boy of Gryffindor? Hmm!" Snape was kicked in the shin by Milkoda.
Mirkoda said: If you don't go, you won't go, why are you talking so much nonsense!
Incidents about Harry and Ron:
Having already participated in the second-year sorting ceremony once, and not very hungry, Mirkoda, avoiding Snape's sight, sneaked to the Forbidden Forest for a stroll.
Suddenly, there was a panic in the distance mixed with screams of fragmented words such as "Stop!", "Beware!", "Tree!", "No!".
Milkoda looked up in the direction of the voice.Wow~ An old car flew over from the Black Lake, and rushed towards the Whooping Willow without hesitation.With a deafening thud of metal hitting wood, the car hit the tree trunk and fell to the ground, shaking for a while before stopping.The trunk of the car exploded with a "boom", and all the smoke was sprayed out; the horrified scream of an owl came from the car.
At this time, a branch as thick as a boa constrictor hit the car body.The trunk of the tree was almost folded in half, and all the trunks were stretched out towards the car, and there were bursts of roaring.A large tree trunk slammed down, knocking out a small hole in the car door; the windshield wobbled and trembled under the hammer-like blow of a branch the size of a knuckle.The roof looks like it's about to come off...
Milkoda floated a stone and quickly hit the Whomping Willow's scar, and the Whomping Willow instantly became quiet.
"Saved!" The two people in the car pushed open the door, rolled out, and collapsed on the ground.
"Harry?"
Harry looked up, and he saw Milkoda again. "Mirkoda, why..." Harry hurriedly got up from the ground.
"Leave that aside, can you explain why you came to school in such a cool way instead of taking the train?" Mirkoda looked at the two of them in surprise. "Well, this is not important, you are injured."
"It's not just us!" Ron was still on the ground. "And my wand. Merlin!" Ron held up his wand in frustration. It was almost broken in two; A wand with shards attached.
"Get up, I think I should take you to the medical epidemic." Milkoda pulled Ron up, took out their luggage from the car, and was about to lead the two of them towards the castle when the car The beaten, tattered, smoking car stumbled towards the Forbidden Forest, its taillights flickering angrily.
"Come back!" Ron yelled at it, waving his wand frantically, "Dad must kill me!" Seeing the car run away, Ron squatted on the ground with his head in his hands in frustration.
"Think about the good, at least you got to school safely." Harry felt that Milkoda's consolation didn't have any effect.
"Maybe we're going to be expelled," said Harry despondently.
"Well... by the way, why didn't you catch the train?"
"We couldn't get into the station, and the passage was closed with 1 minute left."
"The channel is closed?" Is it intentional?Someone didn't want Harry to go to school!Milkoda didn't want to tell Harry his conjectures. His nerves were tense enough, and these conspiracy theories would collapse. "Actually, you can ask Hedwig to send a letter to the school, or wait for the parents to come out. I don't think Ron's parents will just leave their car outside."
Speaking of parents, Ron remembered that Harry said that Mirkoda should be from another world and the same age as his parents. "Mirkoda, how is your relationship with my parents over there?"
"Well... your father is six grades older than me, he has already graduated, and has had some contacts. Your mother is about to graduate, what's the matter?"
"When you go back, can you tell them to pay more attention to the youngest son?"
"Wait!" Mirkoda took out a notebook: "I have to memorize it, you know, because of the difference in time and space, my memory will also be affected to a certain extent."
They walked to the steps of the castle gate, Ron put down his luggage, lay down in front of a bright window and looked in. "Hey, Harry, come and see, the Sorting Ceremony!"
Harry hurried over and looked in with Ron. "Wait..." Harry whispered to Ron. "There's an empty chair there . . . where's Snape?"
"Maybe he's sick!" said Ron hopefully.
"Maybe he's been transferred," said Harry. "He won't be teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts this year!"
"Maybe he's been fired!" said Ron eagerly. "I mean, everybody hates him so much..."
Listening to their conversation, Milkoda couldn't help laughing: "It seems that you have a lot of opinions on Mr. Snape~"
"Or, maybe, he is patiently waiting for the two of you to explain to him why you didn't come back by the school train!" A cold voice sounded at the same time as Mirkoda's words.
Harry turned quickly, and Snape was standing in front of them.He smiled maliciously and told Harry and Ron that they were in big trouble.
"Also, Miss Williams, why didn't you attend the sorting ceremony!" Facing Milkoda, Snape's expression and tone softened a lot.
"Hmm... guess what?" Mirkoda tilted her head and looked over.
Snape choked, turned and left angrily, "Follow me! And you, Miss Williams!"
The three of them followed Snape to a narrow stone staircase in front of a dungeon-like office and stopped. "Go in!" He opened a door in the corridor and pointed inside.
"Uh," he said softly, standing in the office, "isn't our train worthy of our famous Harry Potter and his faithful companion Ron? So we want to give us a surprise, right?"
"Sir, speak well." Mirkoda shook the goosebumps on her body. "No mentally disgusting ones."
Snape: "..."
Harry and Ron covered their mouths and giggled.
"Miss Williams!" Snape pointed at the bedroom door: "Go in, don't come out without my permission!"
Milkoda said a silent "good luck" to Harry and Ron, then turned and went in, closing the door behind her.
"Let's talk about your affairs again." Snape spread out today's Evening Prophet in front of them. "It's a pity you're not in my house, or I'd have expelled you long ago. Now I'm going to get some people with that power. You stay here and stay here," Snape said. I went out after finishing.
At this time, Mirkoda quietly opened the door and poked her head out: "Hey! Are you hungry? I prepared some sandwiches and pumpkin juice for you." Mirkoda slid in with a plate, "I'll help you He, 10 minutes is enough for you to finish your meal, right? Don’t worry, the school won’t expel you.” Putting down the plate, Mirkoda slid by the wall and ran away.
Ron picked up a sandwich: "Anyway, it's better to be a stuffed ghost first." Harry also picked up a sandwich: "Although I am a little scared, I believe in Milkoda."
Milkoda ran out to catch up with Snape. "Hey, sir."
"If Miss Williams's brain hasn't degenerated into a goldfish, you should remember that I said that you are not allowed to come out." In some respects, Snape was quite used to Mirkota.
Mirkoda grabbed Snape's clothes, "They are eating, you walk slowly."
"Let go!" Snape was dragged back to the spot by Mirkoda with a dark face: "After such a big thing happened, they can still eat it? So you really deserve to be a Gryffindor!"
"To be honest, sometimes I really don't understand your thinking. You are obviously protecting Harry, but you insist on blackening yourself to death? It's the same as a child. Are you unable to pass the hurdle of the second stage? !"
Snape desperately walked forward, his clothes were torn to pieces, and he wanted to find Dumbledore and McGonagall.Milkoda pulled him back and hugged him in her arms.
What does it feel like for a 1.8-meter-six adult man to be hugged by a 1.2-meter-tall girl?Snape thought he could die.
He pulled out his wand in embarrassment and pressed it against Mirkota's chin, "Let go!"
Mirkota obediently let go of his hand, and Snape fell heavily to the ground.
"Uh... I seem to have heard Professor Flitwick calling me to eat, so I'm leaving first." Mirkoda quickly slipped back to the office before he could react. "The baby is scared to death." After closing the door, Mirkoda patted her chest.Seeing Harry and Ron looking at her in surprise, Mirkoda put away her happy expression and said solemnly: "If anyone asks me, just say you didn't see me."
"Okay, okay." Harry and Ron nodded blankly, watching Mirkota rush into the bedroom and come out quickly with a bewildered expression, still carrying a bag in his hand.
"Good night, Harry! Good night, Ron! I'm taking refuge, don't ask me why, see you tomorrow." After speaking, Mirkoda was swept away like a whirlwind.
About Halloween:
"Hey! Mirkoda!" Harry called from behind, Mirkoda who was walking towards the library with a book in his arms. "I've received an invitation from Nearly Headless Nick to attend his death-day party tonight. Do you want to come with me?"
"No!" Mirkoda, who had watched the ghost's death anniversary party, refused cleanly. : "Harry, I personally suggest you not to go. If you have to go, then remember to feed yourself in advance, and you'd better bring a thick coat." After speaking, Mirkoda left.
Mirkoda stayed at home all day to study space magic and props.Snape ran to the eighth floor until there was no one there, and walked back and forth three times in front of the Barnabas tapestry with the troll stick, thinking to himself: I need a room with that little bastard, Milkoda.I need a room with that little bastard Mirkoda.I need a room with that little bastard Mirkoda. (Say important things three times!)
A very smooth door appeared on the wall.When Snape opened the door, he saw Mirkoda who was already lying on the sofa sleeping sprawled and about to fall. (Mirkota was actually in an empty classroom, and she was transferred to the Room of Requirement by Hogwarts' space magic.)
Sitting on the sofa, Snape gently placed Mirkoda's head on his lap, then summoned a book, and read it.
At 07:30, a cat alarm clock meowed, and Mirkoda turned over and fell off the sofa with a "gudong".
Rubbing her sleepy eyes, packing her schoolbag and straightening her clothes, Mirkoda floated out the door like a ghost.
A soft and deep voice slid into her ears, shocking Mirkoda. "It seems that I'm already so small that the great Miss Williams ignores my existence." Little bastard!I let you sleep on your legs for a long time, but you still haven't found me!
"...Mr. Snape?" Mirkoda turned around, "Why are you here?"
"In order to prevent a certain lady from staying out at night, your humble landlord has to come in person and ask her to go back and patronize her."
"Can't you talk well?" Sarcastically and sarcastically. "Let's go to the restaurant, I'm starving to death." I don't want to talk nonsense with this awkward person.
"Come here and give me a hand."
"Huh?" Snape's eyes faltered to meet Mirkda's surprised gaze. "Pull me up, my legs are numb."
"..."
The two of them came out of the Room of Requirement together, intending to go to the restaurant to see if there was any dinner. When passing by the second floor, they encountered a crowd gathered together.Mrs. Norris was attacked, and everyone looked at Harry and the three suspiciously.Mirkoda looked at the writing on the wall, touched it with her finger, twisted it, and smelled it.After signaling to Snape, he went back to the office first.
Mirkota ordered two pastas and coffee and sat on the sofa.Wait for Snape to come back. "What's going on?" Mirkoda kept staring at the surface on the table, thinking about something.
"Petrochemical, Mr. Potter is in the limelight again." Snape sat down and dragged a piece of pasta in front of him.
"Those on the wall are indeed blood," Mirkoda continued to stare at the table, ignoring Snape's body that was suddenly stiffened by the news, "but it's not human. Sir, I have a bad feeling that this school year, Harry will still be in danger."
Snape, who was relieved by the second part of Mirkota's sentence, said disdainfully: "Yes, yes, the great golden boy will always find himself a chance to be a hero."
"Shut up if you can't speak properly!"
About stealing potion ingredients:
Mirkoda, who had no class on Thursday afternoon, was sorting out the potion ingredients in Snape's private storage room.
"Come out," Mirkoda was labeling a glass bottle, and through the reflection, she saw Hermione sneaking in. "Do you still need me to invite you, Hermione?"
Hermione dawdled out from behind a shelf, her face was anxious and uneasy: "Mirkoda, we need your help!"
"Tell me!" Mirkoda noticed that she said "we" instead of "I".Putting the bottle on the shelf, he turned to look at Hermione. "So Harry's involved too?"
"Uh...we need powdered bicorn horns and sloughs from African tree snakes. Professor Snape sent me."
"Hermione." Mirkoda didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Did she forget that she was also in the second year? "It's about compound potion?" Hermione nodded indiscriminately.
Milkoda found the materials and handed them over, and said as Hermione left: "Almost no one wants to go to Myrtle's bathroom."
"Uh!" Hermione froze for a moment, then realized: "Thank you!"
"Ah! I have to tell Mr. Snape. There are too many rats in the cellar. They not only overturned the box containing the bicorn horn powder, but also used the African tree snake skin to grind their teeth. Wouldn't this increase my workload? ..." Mirkoda ignored her and complained endlessly.
Snape came back after class, and walked around the room angrily, "Potter must have done it, although I didn't catch it this time. But it must be him! Definitely!"
"You look like this, if you don't know, you think that you are in love with Harry and can't get it?" Mirkoda spread herself on the sofa and let herself go.Snape heard it, and approached Milkoda at once.He stared fiercely, and his hooked nose almost touched her face.
Mirkoda pushed him away with her hands in disgust, "Stay away from me, you are too hot!"
About Fight Club:
"I have been invited by Lockhart." Snape said to Mirkoda who was reading a book on the sofa, "As a fighting assistant."
"Oh!" Mirkoda turned a page of the book: "Then you are awesome."
"...Is there nothing else besides this sentence?"
Mirkoda raised her head and raised her eyebrows to look at him, isn't this sentence enough? "Hmm...a bit of sense, it's fine to beat the disabled, but it's unnecessary to kill him. Oh! Also, don't hit the face, that's all he can see."
Snape held his breath, turned and left the office: I must clean up that idiot in a while!Swell his face!
Subsequent events regarding Parseltongue:
Word spread throughout the school that Harry was a Parseltongue, because someone in the school had been petrified, and the students became afraid of him.Walking on the road, there were always people pointing and pointing at Harry.The overwhelmed Harry faced Snape's unfriendly gaze without fear of difficulty, looking to Mirkoda again and again for psychological comfort.
"Hasn't the great Mr. Potter been weaned yet?" Snape frowned, "Also, Miss Williams is too philanthropic for insignificant people!"
"do you have any opinion?"
"I just want to remind you that there is no relationship between you, and there is no need for Mr. Potter to grow on you like a giant baby."
"Well... that's true." Mirkoda thought for a while, and happily suggested to Harry: "If you don't mind... How about I being your godmother? I'll talk to Lily when I get back."
Seeing Snape's face like the bottom of a pot, Harry nodded very happily.
About the Polyjuice Potion accidentally put in cat hair:
Hearing that Hermione was ill, Mirkota brought a large bag of snacks to visit her in the medical clinic.Through the curtains on the bed, Milkoda clearly felt that Hermione's shadow was inhuman, so she opened the curtains and got in.
"...Merlin!" Mirkoda felt that she was so cute that she could hardly breathe, what a big meow.
Because of Milkota's sudden intrusion, Hermione's fur all over her body exploded in shock, her cat's ears flew up, and her tail frantically lashed against the bedside.
Mirkoda climbed onto the bed, held the cat Hermione in her arms to soothe Shunmao, rubbed her chin, rubbed her ears, and touched the pads of her flesh.Hermione made a purring sound due to her skilled cat stroking technique.
With Milkoda's faceless face, holding Hermione tightly and never letting go, Madam Pomfrey reluctantly agreed that they lived together in the ward until Hermione was discharged from the hospital.
On the other side, Professor Snape started his journey to look for Mirkoda, who has not returned at night: we must take good care of this little bastard, she is really making troubles!
About Valentine's Day:
Watch as the entire restaurant wall is covered in large, showy pink flowers.Heart-shaped confetti hang from the pale blue ceiling.And Lockhart, who was wearing a cheap pink robe, was extremely conspicuous in the crowd.
Mirkoda, who stood at the door and didn't want to go in, twitched the corner of her mouth, and elbowed Snape, who had the same black line beside her, and said, "I didn't expect Lockhart to have a girlish heart!" It's been a long time. ah~
"Hmph! A boring festival!" Snape curled his lips, noticing that Mirkota turned to leave, and grabbed her by the collar: "Aren't you going to eat?"
"Go to the kitchen. My right eyelid has been twitching today. I must be breaking a taboo. Please ask me to ask for leave for today's class." Back at the collar, Mirkoda raised his leg to leave, but was pulled back by Snape: "You don't want to go to class for no reason, and you ask me to ask for leave for you? Is it because I have been too nice to you recently, and you plan to go to heaven?"
"I have flushing syndrome." Mirkoda covered her eyes and turned around. "The pink is too flashy, and it irritates me. I feel dizzy and anxious now. So, I need to go to the kitchen to make up. Also, today I just stay in the office and don't go anywhere." From the pointer Seeing Lockhart approaching, Mirkota fled quickly, completely ignoring the life and death of Snape who was entangled by Lockhart.
When Snape returned to the office angrily, he found seven Lockhart's "little cupids" singing love letters and greeting cards around the loveless Mirkoda.
In the next week, Snape found fault with all the boys who sent love letters to Milkoda with a sinister face, deducted points, put them in confinement, and was extremely busy.
About the Chamber of Secrets:
Hermione was also petrified, but she left clues.After Harry and Ron analyzed that the monster in the Chamber of Secrets was a basilisk, Ginny was caught in the Chamber of Secrets, and the heir of Slytherin also left the words "her bones will remain in the Chamber of Secrets forever" on a wall.
Harry and Ron found Milkoda, "We found the secret of the Chamber of Secrets, but Professor McGonagall didn't listen to us at all. I need your help, Milkoda!"
"Just the three of us?" Mirkoda, who was stuck in the empty classroom, looked at the two of them, "You should bring at least one adult with you?"
"We're going to find Professor Lockhart. He's going to try to find the Chamber of Secrets. We can tell him that the entrance is in Myrtle's bathroom and that there is a basilisk in it." Harry was a little excited.
"Basilisk...huh? Are you going to find Lockhart? He lost his brain as well as his arms!" Milkoda was angry. "Wait for me in the bathroom. Before I arrive, no action is allowed!" After finishing speaking, she turned around and left.
Ron tugged at Harry's sleeve lightly, and said in a low voice, "Do you feel that Milkoda's walking style is becoming more and more like Snape's?"
When Mirkota rushed to the bathroom, she only saw a big hole in the ground.Sitting on the toilet, Myrtle said with a smile, "They went downstairs with a beautiful man. Do you want to go too? When you die, you can also occupy a toilet here."
"No need, thank you!" Milkoda, who wrapped herself tightly in the black robe she stole from Snape, put on a cold face, tightened her belt and jumped off.
Twisting, spinning, and sliding along the dirty pipe, Mirkota landed on a wet ground full of bones.
"Who's there!" was Ron's voice.
"It's me, Ron." Milkoda took off her hood. "I remember I said, let you wait for me to act."
"Uh...he's going to run..." Ron immediately blamed Lockhart who was already stupid.
"Well, what about Harry?"
"He's separated on the other side by the falling ceiling." Ron pointed to the boulder under his butt that blocked the way. "We can't get there."
"You can't go there, don't take me with you." Mirkoda took out bottles and cans from her bag, and poured all the liquid inside into a large bottle. "Bring him, we have to stay away from here to save blood."
"what?"
Mirkoda poured the liquid in the bottle onto the boulder, and the two dragged Lockhart, who was still unconscious, to a place 20 meters away.Milkota took out another set of magical fireworks and shot them with a slingshot. "Get down and cover your ears!" Mirkoda put on an armor to protect everyone.
With a bang, the magical fireworks exploded, splashing liquid everywhere, and the boulder pile was corroded to form a hole that could pass through a child. (Milkoda sincerely thanks Porter and Blake for their ideas.)
"Let's go." Mirkoda closed Ron's terrified chin, tilted her head and signaled him to leave quickly.
Ron swallowed, trying not to look so cowardly: "I, I'll go first."
"Whatever, I'll pick it up and pop it out as a reward first." Mirkoda rolled up the snake slough on the ground and put it in his backpack under Ron's astonished eyes.
About the Basilisk and Voldemort:
Reaching the Great Hall door at the end of the Chamber of Secrets, the Basilisk is about to attack Harry.
"Harry, I'll help you." Wearing the anti-basilisk glasses that Mirkodase had given him, Ron Hotblood Weasley came online. Five seconds later, he rushed to the street and was petrified aside.
Mirkoda stood behind the door, supported her head and sighed: the glasses can only prevent people from being killed by the basilisk, but they cannot prevent petrification.He had already told him, but he really couldn't trust the brains of a purebred Gryffindor.
The basilisk's eyes were blinded by Fox, and it was attacking indiscriminately. Mirkoda took advantage of another young man who claimed to be Tom Riddle to focus on Harry and Fox, who had been entangled with the basilisk.Sneaked away and stole Ginny and the notebook back.
By this time Harry had killed the Basilisk with the Gryffindor Sword, and Fawkes was healing him.
That Riddle looked into Harry's face and raised his wand: "Actually, it's better this way, just you and me, Harry Potter...you..."
"I'm sick!" Mirkoda answered impatiently.
Harry turned to look at her in surprise: "Mirkoda!"
"Unfortunately, sir. There's one more person here." Set Ron and Ginny up.Mirkoda flipped through the diary and said, "It's still more pleasing to the eye at this time, bald and disfigured are too hot for the eyes."
"Who are you!"
"Guess~" Mirkoda looked at the other party: "No matter how gentle and courteous you are in your usual attire, it can't cover up the strong secondary disease of you, a gentle scum."
Milkoda swung a binding spell, and the white light of the spell passed directly through his body.
Riddle laughed wildly: "The spell has no effect on me. Girl, give me the diary, Lord Voldemort will give you glory."
"Don't give it to him!" Harry threw a basilisk
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