Comprehensive HP on the Possibility of Dual Cultivation of Magic and Martial Arts

To be honest, being a guest at Emily's house, Mirkoda found it quite boring.In particular, for some reason, Voldemort stayed after the ball.Listening to the Joneses' constant praise and compliments to Voldemort every day, even Emily's brother Alexander was fanatical.Sometimes when I go to play in the woods with Emily, I will meet Voldemort... Why does this guy always linger!

For the Joneses, this was a huge surprise.First of all, the great Dark Lord lived in their house, which made them very honored and very honorable.Second, the Dark Lord seems to be interested in the youngest daughter of their family (fog).So they will also help Voldemort meet two little girls, but their daughter's classmates are a bit of an eyesore.Once when Mirkota went to the study alone to read a book, Mrs. Jones deliberately expressed that Mirkoda had stayed at their house for a long time.

Although Milkoda didn't understand why Mr. Jones, who is also a famous master of potions, seemed to lose his mind when he saw Voldemort.But he still politely bid farewell to the Jones family and Voldemort, and walked away in the face of Voldemort's confusion and Emily's tears.

When Mirkoda returned home, she found that only Severus was at home.

"Where are my parents?"

"Why are you back?" Milkoda and Severus both asked.

Milkoda raised her eyebrows, "Severus, I didn't know you would be so unwelcoming to me back!"

"You think too much, don't you have to live in that Jones' house for five days? Why did you come back after only two days?"

Mirkoda shrugged: "I'll be back first if I encounter a brain damage! Where are my parents?"

Severus sighed helplessly: "They received the book list from Hogwarts and went to buy books for us."

"I didn't take you there!"

"Ms. Olivia said that this is my punishment for truancy." Severus was dejected, obviously dissatisfied with not being able to go to Diagon Alley.

"They won't let you go, you won't go secretly? They're not at home anyway."

"Do you think I haven't tried? As soon as I step out of the door, the willow tree in the yard will hang me up and spank me, and then throw me in."

"Eh~? There is such a miraculous setting?" Mirkoda was extremely curious, tugging at Severus's sleeve and walking towards the door.

Severus immediately hugged the legs of the sofa tightly and did not let go: "Mirkoda Williams! What are you doing!"

"I just want to see, you can give me a demonstration~"

"Get out! It's not you who was beaten!" Severus, who lost his grip, left long scratches on the floor.What is the most annoying thing about strange force!Mirkoda, you idiot!

During the period before the Williamses came back, Milkoda pushed Severus to the door time and time again, and then watched Whomping Willow beat Severus fat like a dance of onions.

Mirkoda said: It's like eating Xuanmai, you can't stop at all!

Severus has nothing to love: this family is all perverts!Big pervert! (╥﹏╥)

Severus, who had been beaten by the Whomping Willow all afternoon, ate his dinner standing up.After eating, Severus went back to the bedroom angrily and refused to come out.Lying on the bed and touching his swollen buttocks, he silently whipped Mirkoda over and over in his heart.

The bedroom door was gently pushed open, and Severus turned his head to take a look, and when he found out that it was Milkoda, he immediately "hummed" and turned his head back.ignore her!

Mirkoda ran to the bed, stretched out her hand and rubbed Severus' head, coaxing him: "Okay~ I was wrong~ You see, I specially prepared painkillers for you and brought an ice pack~."

"Tch!" Ignore her!

"I didn't mean to~"

"Tch!" It wasn't intentional, it was intentional, deliberately!

"Aren't you having fun too~"

"Tch!" Which eye of yours is happy to see me!It was me who hit me!

"Don't be narrow-minded~ Or if I write it a hundred times, I'm wrong?"

"Tch!" Try being beaten up all afternoon, why are you being petty?

"Severus Snape!" Mirkoda said seriously, "Has your valve core been pulled out?"

"Your valve core was pulled out!" Severus turned his head and gave Milkoda a sharp look.Even if you don't know what a valve core is, you know it's not a good word.This guy can't spit ivory out of his mouth. (Mirkoda ╮(￣▽￣)╭: Of course~ I am not Sirius Black.)

"Okay, okay, don't be angry anymore. I'll give you medicine." Mirkoda pulled his pants after finishing speaking.

Severus grabbed Milkoda's criminal hand, and said viciously, "Keep the medicine, and you're gone!"

"Okay, okay! I'm leaving~ You can apply the medicine yourself, right?" Mirkoda walked out obediently, and before closing the door, she poked her head in again and said, "Do you really need my help? My medication skills are quite good~"

"Fuck off! I don't want to see you these two days!" Severus threw the pillow over.

"OK, OK, don't get excited. I'm leaving~"

"Hmph! Milkoda idiot!" Severus muttered as he took off his pants and tried to apply medicine to his ass.

Just halfway off the pants, Mirkoda opened the door again: "Hey, I forgot to tell you, that needs to be diluted with water, the ratio of [-]:[-]. Ah! I'm blind and can't see anything!" Mirkoda Da quickly covered his eyes and quickly said the precautions.

"Fuck off! I don't want to see you again today!" Severus blushed like a tomato.

"OK, OK, don't worry, I will never come in again!" Mirkoda assured with her eyes closed.After closing the door, Mirkota leaned against the door and thought: It's a big mess, it seems that these two days will drag Severus a little bit, anyway, he also said that he doesn't want to see me these two days, so I will apologize to him in two days ╮(￣▽￣)╭.

In the next two days, Severus did not see Mirkoda, whether it was in the yard, study, studio, or even her bedroom, Severus went to see it, and Mirkoda just disappeared. same.What surprised Severus the most was the attitude of the Williamses, who acted as if they hadn't even noticed that their daughter was missing.

It was breakfast time again, and Severus couldn't hold back. "Where did Mirkoda go? Haven't seen her recently?"

"Huh? Isn't Mirkoda still at her friend's house?" Jason asked in surprise.

"..." Severus' eyes widened in disbelief: "He came back two days ago! He even had dinner with us!" Damn me!Still an illusion!

"Stop teasing him, honey." Olivia helplessly turned Jason, who got younger and younger with age, and said to Severus, "Mike has an experiment to do recently. , so she went to the studio in the store."

"..." I wondered if my sentence "I don't want to see her these two days" hurt her, how could that careless monster be easily beaten, I really thought too much.

The author has something to say:

If you met Whomping Willow, what would you like about it?

Option A: Be friendly ~ Ending: Become the onion waving in Whomping Willow's "Scallion Dance". ^_^

Option B: Be unfriendly ~ Ending: Be the one who beats you with green onions when the Whomping Willow dances "Scallion Dance". ╮(￣3￣)╭

...

……

.........

The final answer: Of course I like to hit people and keep myself far away!